Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him.

Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Michael is hoping for some time for himself when they arrive at the resort, but his golf buddy (David Alan Grier) shows up and insists they spend time together, forcing Michael to go to great lengths to get away.

Matt comes in for an STI test but gets more than he bargained for; Chloe's having painful sex; Drew is worried about discharge.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Freedia courts controversy when a concert in Mississippi gets canceled for excessive twerking; the team prepares to debut new music from the Queen Diva's upcoming album; Tootie gives back to the community.

A federal indictment rocks Freedia as she tries to expand her brand by launching Big Freedia's Soul Food; Flash seeks to connect with his long-lost family.

Classmate Cynthia blossoms into a young woman, making it hard for Malcolm and Reese to concentrate on what she says.

Lois punishes the boys for forgetting Hal's birthday by assigning them backbreaking chores; Francis plans a surprise trip home for his father's birthday.

Hal takes over as coach for Dewey's soccer team; Malcolm and Reese inherit a laptop computer from a neighbor.

Dewey secretly adopts a huge dog, training it to protect him by attacking Malcolm and Reese on command.

Reese convinces girls that Stevie is terminally ill, so they indulge Stevie's request that they smooch with the boys before the end of his life.

Convinced the boys damaged the car while joyriding, Hal takes them to see a therapist (guest star Andy Richter).

Anya plots a hideous revenge against Xander for leaving her at the altar; Willow and Tara rekindle their romance, while Buffy tries to terminate her relationship with Spike.

The friends have mixed reactions that deepen Buffy's remorse when they find out about her secret relationship with Spike.

Tara's sudden death pushes Willow over the edge. After magically saving Buffy from her own wounds, Willow, consumed by anger and dark magic, hunts down Warren and tortures and kills him.

Vengeance fuels Willow's ill-fated return to the black arts, following the death of her friend; Spike leaves Sunnydale to embark on a mysterious quest.

Despite his powers, even Giles can't stop Willow's insatiable rage as her vengeance explodes into a campaign to destroy the world.

Buffy takes Dawn to her first day at the newly restored Sunnydale High only to discover it still holds the deep dark secrets of the past.

Buffy tracks a subterranean monster following her first day as high-school guidance counselor; Willow says goodbye to Giles and departs.

Lois is called for jury duty and sworn to secrecy, which drives Hal nuts; the boys get lost in a storm drain.

When forced to spend a few weeks among the school's general population, the boys join established cliques and cause the students to spiral out of control.

Bedridden Craig hires a trained monkey to help with the household chores.

The boys unleash pandemonium during a visit to the zoo; Francis and Piama befriend a German couple (guest stars Kenneth Mars, Meagan Fay) looking for a young man with a strong back to work on their dude ranch.

Malcolm's parents destroy his dream of being popular on the very first day of school.

The family attends a birthday party for Hal's father (Christopher Lloyd); the children rally around Lois, who is forced to wear a name tag at the family function.

Reese teaches Malcolm how to play dumb when his brainy blather bores a cute girl.

The boys pester each other all day long until Lois is forced to ground Malcolm on his birthday; Hal decides to buy Malcolm a comic book.

A girl's father forbids Malcolm to date his daughter; Reese and Dewey discover a neighborhood boy who looks just like Dewey.

The coach kicks Malcolm off the basketball team because of his incessant complaining; Francis takes up nude modelling.

Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.

Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner.

Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results.

Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him.

Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Michael is hoping for some time for himself when they arrive at the resort, but his golf buddy (David Alan Grier) shows up and insists they spend time together, forcing Michael to go to great lengths to get away.

BKB Lightweight Champ Paty Juarez defends her title against BKB Super Lightweight Champion Khortni Kamyron in a rematch of their BYB 31 showdown.

Experts cut through the taboos about young people's sexual health.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

A federal indictment rocks Freedia as she tries to expand her brand by launching Big Freedia's Soul Food; Flash seeks to connect with his long-lost family.

Freedia has her day in court and faces a media circus; Flash heads to Michigan to meet his great-grandmother and learn about his past.

Lois is called for jury duty and sworn to secrecy, which drives Hal nuts; the boys get lost in a storm drain.

When forced to spend a few weeks among the school's general population, the boys join established cliques and cause the students to spiral out of control.

Bedridden Craig hires a trained monkey to help with the household chores.

The boys unleash pandemonium during a visit to the zoo; Francis and Piama befriend a German couple (guest stars Kenneth Mars, Meagan Fay) looking for a young man with a strong back to work on their dude ranch.

Malcolm's parents destroy his dream of being popular on the very first day of school.

The family attends a birthday party for Hal's father (Christopher Lloyd); the children rally around Lois, who is forced to wear a name tag at the family function.

Reese teaches Malcolm how to play dumb when his brainy blather bores a cute girl.

The boys pester each other all day long until Lois is forced to ground Malcolm on his birthday; Hal decides to buy Malcolm a comic book.

A girl's father forbids Malcolm to date his daughter; Reese and Dewey discover a neighborhood boy who looks just like Dewey.

The coach kicks Malcolm off the basketball team because of his incessant complaining; Francis takes up nude modelling.

Despite his powers, even Giles can't stop Willow's insatiable rage as her vengeance explodes into a campaign to destroy the world.

Buffy takes Dawn to her first day at the newly restored Sunnydale High only to discover it still holds the deep dark secrets of the past.

Buffy tracks a subterranean monster following her first day as high-school guidance counselor; Willow says goodbye to Giles and departs.

Willow's homecoming is more problematic than anyone anticipated, beginning with her reception at the airport.

Buffy counsels a student (guest star Azura Skye) who says she knows the day and time of her own death.

Buffy and the gang confront Anya after she grants an unusually gruesome wish; Willow hopes that re-enrolling in college will help her life get back to normal.

When Dawn develops a crush on a high-school jock (Thad Luckinbill), Buffy, Anya and Willow inexplicably fall for him too.

Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises, and the only person who can help them is Michael's annoying golf buddy (David Alan Grier).

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he and Jr. attempt to remodel the garage but quickly get in over their heads.

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape.

Michael is reluctant to go along with Jay's plan to improve their love life, since it requires six months of abstinence.

Jr. wins a national competition for a cartoon based on his family, and it catches the attention of ABC executives.

Michael makes his signature sandwich to take on a plane, but when he arrives late at the airport, suspicious security guards search his masterpiece.

Despite Michael's effort to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion, everything that could go wrong does.

Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.

A man who owes a large sum of cash throws a party that soon spirals out of control just to raise some money.

Hoping to reclaim his former glory, a fallen dominoes champion recruits his step-grandson to help him win an off-the-wall tournament.

Research says sex improves with age and that if one rethinks pleasure, no matter how old one is, the best is yet to come.

Louis needs a check-up; Becky wants advice on vaginal dryness; Connor wants a full sexual health MOT; Irfan wants advice.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Freedia has her day in court and faces a media circus; Flash heads to Michigan to meet his great-grandmother and learn about his past.

Freedia's previously banned Mississippi performance gets rescheduled; Tootie surprises the girl she mentors with an opportunity at NOLA Fashion Week.

Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises, and the only person who can help them is Michael's annoying golf buddy (David Alan Grier).

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he and Jr. attempt to remodel the garage but quickly get in over their heads.

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape.

Michael is reluctant to go along with Jay's plan to improve their love life, since it requires six months of abstinence.

Jr. wins a national competition for a cartoon based on his family, and it catches the attention of ABC executives.

Michael makes his signature sandwich to take on a plane, but when he arrives late at the airport, suspicious security guards search his masterpiece.

Despite Michael's effort to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion, everything that could go wrong does.

Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.

Willow's homecoming is more problematic than anyone anticipated, beginning with her reception at the airport.

Buffy counsels a student (guest star Azura Skye) who says she knows the day and time of her own death.

Buffy and the gang confront Anya after she grants an unusually gruesome wish; Willow hopes that re-enrolling in college will help her life get back to normal.

When Dawn develops a crush on a high-school jock (Thad Luckinbill), Buffy, Anya and Willow inexplicably fall for him too.

The gang receives a wave of ominous visitations; Joyce visits daughter Dawn from beyond the grave; Buffy has a startling conversation with a vampire; Willow thinks Tara is trying to communicate with her.

The gang believes Spike may be responsible for a rash of brutal attacks; Giles makes a cataclysmic discovery.

Buffy interrogates Spike about his misdeeds; the gang grills Andrew for the truth about looming evil forces; Buffy contacts the Council in an effort to find Giles.

The boys try to show their too-responsible oldest brother that he is still a troublemaker at heart.

Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) sues Lois and Hal after falling in their front yard; Lois discovers she is pregnant.

Lois imagines life with four obedient, well-mannered daughters named Mallory, Renee, Francine and Daisy.

Lois talks to Malcolm at length about sex during a long car trip.

Hal papers the neighborhood with notices in an effort to find Malcolm, who is hiding out in his girlfriend's attic.

Hal's coworkers at the stereo store invite him to their high-school party; Malcolm and Reese flip out when they meet their new baby sitter.

Hal invites his friend Larry over while Lois is out of town.

The boys argue when Reese is put in charge of the family garage sale; Hal broadcasts a pirate radio show.

Paying tribute to the life and career of Glenn Frey, one of the main band members. Revisiting the achievements of one of the best- selling and most loved American rock bands of all time.

Elvis Presley's Memphis Mafia recounts the true story of his last 24 hours and death.

Behind the glitz and glamour of rock 'n' roll royalty is the haunting tale of Elvis Presley; many question his moral fiber and notorious violent temper; devilish charm dressed in angelic white had friends and fans fooled for too long.

Exploring how Hollywood has evolved to reflect society's changing attitudes towards sex over the decades, from "Basic Instinct" and "Body Heat" to "Mad Men" and "Sex and the City.".

The TallBoyz evade the transit authorities; a boy band deals with insecurity; a diary reveals all.

Two mobsters struggle to follow a lead; the body never forgets, even after death; there's a first time for everything in dating; a scientist has a stern warning for the universe.

Guled makes a special wish; the party theme is diversity; a father and son examine the wizarding world.

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode focuses on four diverse topics: McDonald's Arch Deluxe, Videopolis, Harley-Davidson Cologne and Perfume Line, and Saved by the Bell!

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode focuses on four diverse topics: American Gladiators, Borders Bookstore, Haribo's Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, and Google Glass.

The boys try to show their too-responsible oldest brother that he is still a troublemaker at heart.

Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) sues Lois and Hal after falling in their front yard; Lois discovers she is pregnant.

Lois imagines life with four obedient, well-mannered daughters named Mallory, Renee, Francine and Daisy.

Lois talks to Malcolm at length about sex during a long car trip.

Hal papers the neighborhood with notices in an effort to find Malcolm, who is hiding out in his girlfriend's attic.

Hal's coworkers at the stereo store invite him to their high-school party; Malcolm and Reese flip out when they meet their new baby sitter.

Hal invites his friend Larry over while Lois is out of town.

The boys argue when Reese is put in charge of the family garage sale; Hal broadcasts a pirate radio show.

Paying tribute to the life and career of Glenn Frey, one of the main band members. Revisiting the achievements of one of the best- selling and most loved American rock bands of all time.

Elvis Presley's Memphis Mafia recounts the true story of his last 24 hours and death.

The gang receives a wave of ominous visitations; Joyce visits daughter Dawn from beyond the grave; Buffy has a startling conversation with a vampire; Willow thinks Tara is trying to communicate with her.

The gang believes Spike may be responsible for a rash of brutal attacks; Giles makes a cataclysmic discovery.

Buffy interrogates Spike about his misdeeds; the gang grills Andrew for the truth about looming evil forces; Buffy contacts the Council in an effort to find Giles.

Buffy and the gang search for a way to annihilate the Ubervamp; Giles arrives in Sunnydale with three would-be slayers in tow; the First continues to torture and interrogate Spike.

Buffy trains would-be slayers, as she continues to search for ways to vanquish the Ubervamp and save Spike; Anya and Giles meet with an oracle who has disturbing information about Buffy's past and future.

Buffy and Spike train potential slayers; Willow performs a spell that reveals the existence of yet another slayer in Sunnydale.

Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation.

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

Michael is convinced that junior has gotten a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it; Michael is concerned that none of his children are willing to own up to things they've done.

Michael and Jay play mind games on Junior after they discover he has been smoking marijuana; Kady wants to spend more time with her big sister.

Michael has difficulty coping when Junior beats him at basketball; Claire buys a a padded bra to impress boys.

Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment, but the scheme backfires when Janet and Michael treat him like a prodigy.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Family, friends and fellow musicians describe the life of the child prodigy turned king of pop Michael Jackson over his four-decade career, from his rise to fame to his later battle with tabloids.

Close friends, former staff and researchers paint an intimate portrait of pop star Michael Jackson's complicated world and put allegations of sexual abuse under the microscope.

Deported from the United States, two drug dealers (Ky-Mani Marley, Spragga Benz) travel to Miami and continue their violent ways.

Presenting the stories of rappers and rivals Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls.

Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation.

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

Michael is convinced that junior has gotten a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it; Michael is concerned that none of his children are willing to own up to things they've done.

Michael and Jay play mind games on Junior after they discover he has been smoking marijuana; Kady wants to spend more time with her big sister.

Michael has difficulty coping when Junior beats him at basketball; Claire buys a a padded bra to impress boys.

Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment, but the scheme backfires when Janet and Michael treat him like a prodigy.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

A teacher (guest star Chris Eigeman) urges Malcolm and the other Krelboynes to cheat during an academic decathlon.

While Hal and Lois finish their will, they reminisce about the catastrophes and adventures the boys have gotten into.

After Hal and Lois leave town for a getaway, "squatters" crash Reese's party, take over the house and refuse to leave.

Malcolm fears he will grow up to resemble a genius chess player named Leonard (Jason Alexander), who has no friends.

Lois goes into labor while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition.

Hal crashes the car while trying to get home to Lois, who has gone into labor; the boys sit in on a parenting class at the hospital. Cloris Leachman guest stars.

Buffy and the gang search for a way to annihilate the Ubervamp; Giles arrives in Sunnydale with three would-be slayers in tow; the First continues to torture and interrogate Spike.

Buffy trains would-be slayers, as she continues to search for ways to vanquish the Ubervamp and save Spike; Anya and Giles meet with an oracle who has disturbing information about Buffy's past and future.

Buffy and Spike train potential slayers; Willow performs a spell that reveals the existence of yet another slayer in Sunnydale.

After sharing a kiss with Kennedy, Willow transforms into Warren; a discovery about Giles unhinges everyone.

Buffy's dinner date with Principal Wood ends in a mission to save Xander from his disastrous date with a mysterious woman (Ashanti).

The gang redoubles its efforts to rout the forces of evil after the household suffers a grievous loss.

Andrew uses a video camera to document a day in the life of Buffy and her friends; Sunnydale students turn into fire-breathing demons.

Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) sues Lois and Hal after falling in their front yard; Lois discovers she is pregnant.

Lois imagines life with four obedient, well-mannered daughters named Mallory, Renee, Francine and Daisy.

While Hal and Lois finish their will, they reminisce about the catastrophes and adventures the boys have gotten into.

Lois goes into labor while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition.

Hal crashes the car while trying to get home to Lois, who has gone into labor; the boys sit in on a parenting class at the hospital. Cloris Leachman guest stars.

Lois and Hal pretend to be parishioners at a local church so they can enroll the baby in its day care program.

Devastated after learning her brother Adam was murdered, New Orleans bounce legend Big Freedia uses her platform to raise awareness about the complexities of gun violence, a nationwide epidemic that disproportionally harm Black communities.

Charlamagne tha God joins WeezyWTF in interviewing a model who makes her entire living with her feet; Weezy dips her toes into the foot modeling world by shedding her shoes for Mr. Footagrapher.

WeezyWTF heads back to school with her mom to learn the secrets of a successful phone sex business; a financial dominatrix teaches how she makes money from submissives.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Freedia's recent felony conviction forces her to change everything in her life and career including a lifelong love of marijuana.

Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

After sharing a kiss with Kennedy, Willow transforms into Warren; a discovery about Giles unhinges everyone.

Buffy's dinner date with Principal Wood ends in a mission to save Xander from his disastrous date with a mysterious woman (Ashanti).

The gang redoubles its efforts to rout the forces of evil after the household suffers a grievous loss.

Andrew uses a video camera to document a day in the life of Buffy and her friends; Sunnydale students turn into fire-breathing demons.

Giles returns with a device he hopes will deactivate the trigger in Spike's subconscious; Willow embarks on a journey.

Faith (Eliza Dushku) enters the fray against an evil cleric who stuns the gang with his viciousness and might.

Caleb launches an attack against Buffy; Faith takes the potential slayers out to blow off some steam, and the night ends with a startling development.

Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) sues Lois and Hal after falling in their front yard; Lois discovers she is pregnant.

Lois imagines life with four obedient, well-mannered daughters named Mallory, Renee, Francine and Daisy.

While Hal and Lois finish their will, they reminisce about the catastrophes and adventures the boys have gotten into.

Lois goes into labor while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition.

Hal crashes the car while trying to get home to Lois, who has gone into labor; the boys sit in on a parenting class at the hospital. Cloris Leachman guest stars.

Lois and Hal pretend to be parishioners at a local church so they can enroll the baby in its day care program.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael and Jay get a lesson in listening when they try to remember what they asked each other to do.

Claire is upset when Michael continues to pal around with her former boyfriend (Andrew McFarlane); Junior spends too much time in the bathroom.

Just when Michael is feeling frustrated about his love life, his brother visits with his sexy new girlfriend.

Michael takes living life to its fullest a little too far after his accountant (Doug Banks) unexpectedly dies.

Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

Michael contends with multiple problems, including a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

For decades, Stevie Nicks has fronted one of the most successful bands in history, resurrecting them from the ashes; even with the trials and tribulations of being a member of Fleetwood Mac, Stevie has remained a role model.

The story of multi-award winning country performer Dolly Parton.

Women share how their experience of orgasms has improved thanks to better interpersonal communication, or just making time for themselves. Personal accounts reveal that, across the board, there's a turning point in learning how to have a better one.

WeezyWTF heads back to school with her mom to learn the secrets of a successful phone sex business; a financial dominatrix teaches how she makes money from submissives.

Young M.A and WeezyWTF meet a dominatrix who turned the phrase "no pain, no gain" into a business model; comedian Donnell Rawlings ties Weezy up.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

It's the Queen's birthday and parole ain't stopping this diva from celebrating with family, friends and getting lit; chef Freedia hits the streets to better her community with her famous booty poppin' potatoes.

For decades, Stevie Nicks has fronted one of the most successful bands in history, resurrecting them from the ashes; even with the trials and tribulations of being a member of Fleetwood Mac, Stevie has remained a role model.

The story of multi-award winning country performer Dolly Parton.

Giles returns with a device he hopes will deactivate the trigger in Spike's subconscious; Willow embarks on a journey.

Faith (Eliza Dushku) enters the fray against an evil cleric who stuns the gang with his viciousness and might.

Caleb launches an attack against Buffy; Faith takes the potential slayers out to blow off some steam, and the night ends with a startling development.

Faith and the potentials discover an element of the First's plan and launch a pre-emptive strike; Buffy brawls with Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Wielding a mystical new weapon, Buffy rejoins the fray on the eve of the final confrontation; Angel (David Boreanaz) fights at Buffy's side against a revitalized Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Buffy crafts an ingenious plan to destroy the First and leads her friends on a final mission into the Hellmouth.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael and Jay get a lesson in listening when they try to remember what they asked each other to do.

Claire is upset when Michael continues to pal around with her former boyfriend (Andrew McFarlane); Junior spends too much time in the bathroom.

Just when Michael is feeling frustrated about his love life, his brother visits with his sexy new girlfriend.

Michael takes living life to its fullest a little too far after his accountant (Doug Banks) unexpectedly dies.

Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

Michael contends with multiple problems, including a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.

Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so exhausted Lois can get some sleep; Hal travels to the Lucky Aid to get diapers, leaving the boys in charge.

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.

To right the wrongs of his American sex education, 36-year-old health reporter Alex Liu goes on a quest to uncover naked truths and call for more comprehensive sex education for everyone.

Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.

After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.

Young M.A and WeezyWTF meet a dominatrix who turned the phrase "no pain, no gain" into a business model; comedian Donnell Rawlings ties Weezy up.

Weezy's Twerk Instructor teaches her about search engine optimization; a naked yoga instructor gives tips on self-pleasuring.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Freedia heads back to Los Angeles to attend the Grammy Awards, but the temptation of weed affects her every step and threatens her ability to stay out of jail.

Following the journey of acclaimed filmmakers Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller Rogen as they navigate the complexities and heartbreak of Lauren's mother's Alzheimer's disease.

Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.

Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so exhausted Lois can get some sleep; Hal travels to the Lucky Aid to get diapers, leaving the boys in charge.

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.

Faith and the potentials discover an element of the First's plan and launch a pre-emptive strike; Buffy brawls with Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Wielding a mystical new weapon, Buffy rejoins the fray on the eve of the final confrontation; Angel (David Boreanaz) fights at Buffy's side against a revitalized Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Buffy crafts an ingenious plan to destroy the First and leads her friends on a final mission into the Hellmouth.

Buffy learns more about her role as a vampire slayer when she and her mother move to Sunnydale, Calif., where evil lurks in the community.

While Buffy learns about the awesome powers of the Master, she also must save Sunnydale from an onslaught of vampires.

Cheerleading candidates are being struck down by a variety of catastrophes, so Buffy sets out to unmask the witch she suspects is at fault.

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.

After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.

Khayda is worried about some spots; Emilio is worried he's having too much fun in bed; Elle seeks advice on how to have a pain-free sex life.

After a brief encounter in a parking facility, Richard notices a worrisome spot and heads to the Birmingham clinic to get it checked out; in London, Simon's been researching his symptoms online and is worried he's caught herpes.

Marco finds a lump on his penis; Harriette gets her dry vagina examined; Iffy seeks help for ongoing issues with premature ejaculation.

Weezy's Twerk Instructor teaches her about search engine optimization; a naked yoga instructor gives tips on self-pleasuring.

WeezyWTF meets the owner and ᰠchief conspiratorᴠ of NYCᤠs hottest sex club, NS-FW. Sheᤠll learn what it takes to run this business legally!

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Freedia lives it up in LA; Berto mixes things up with the dancers in New Orleans; Tootie snaps when she hears Freedia is bonding with the new dancers deep in the swamps of Louisiana.

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Buffy learns more about her role as a vampire slayer when she and her mother move to Sunnydale, Calif., where evil lurks in the community.

While Buffy learns about the awesome powers of the Master, she also must save Sunnydale from an onslaught of vampires.

Cheerleading candidates are being struck down by a variety of catastrophes, so Buffy sets out to unmask the witch she suspects is at fault.

Buffy tries to protect Xander after he falls for a substitute teacher; Angel warns Buffy of a claw-handed vampire.

As Buffy tries to behave like a normal girl on a date, the Master calls on a warrior vampire to destroy her.

Xander and a group of obnoxious students start acting strangely after entering a quarantined hyena exhibit at the zoo.

Buffy can't deny her obsession with Angel, while Xander's frustration over his feelings for Buffy intensifies.

Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.

Kady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.

Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.

Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.

Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.

The war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

Deported from the United States, two drug dealers (Ky-Mani Marley, Spragga Benz) travel to Miami and continue their violent ways.

Weezy's Twerk Instructor teaches her about search engine optimization; a naked yoga instructor gives tips on self-pleasuring.

WeezyWTF meets the owner and ᰠchief conspiratorᴠ of NYCᤠs hottest sex club, NS-FW. Sheᤠll learn what it takes to run this business legally!

Rory Farrell and Hope Giselle share a cannabis-infused dinner with WeezyWTF while Chef Ronald Santos teaches them about aphrodisiacs.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Non-Binary filmmaker Jordan is looking for someone wild and squishy; business student Amanda wants a beautiful boy for lifelong love; They sense fancy sweat, and BBQ sauce; she senses sloppy kisses and the look of lust.

It's Mardi Gras in New Orleans and Freedia has finally earned a coveted spot in the main parade, but a visit by a mysterious voodoo priest unsettles her as she hears shocking predictions about her future.

Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.

Kady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.

Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.

Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.

Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.

The war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.

Buffy tries to protect Xander after he falls for a substitute teacher; Angel warns Buffy of a claw-handed vampire.

As Buffy tries to behave like a normal girl on a date, the Master calls on a warrior vampire to destroy her.

Xander and a group of obnoxious students start acting strangely after entering a quarantined hyena exhibit at the zoo.

Buffy can't deny her obsession with Angel, while Xander's frustration over his feelings for Buffy intensifies.

Buffy and Giles face a demon spirit that has been trapped since the Dark Ages; Willow falls for a cyberbeau whom she met online.

Buffy sets out to catch a thief who steals human organs; the principal forces Giles to run the school talent show.

People in Sunnydale begin living out their worst fears, including Xander, who comes to school in his underwear, and Giles, who discovers he can't read.

Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.

While visiting her father's secret Canadian family, Lois and the boys are dismayed to find out that the other family is absolutely perfect.

Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.

Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.

Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.