Stewie quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party; Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar.

After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffins' care.

After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg; Chris is sent to a vocational school.

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.

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The Planet Express crew is thrown back in time to 1947 New Mexico, where they become part of the infamous UFO crash.

Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.

Hank and Luanne organize a grilling protest when they find out that only charcoal grillers can enter the Texas State Grill-Off; Peggy tries to visit the site of a famous murder.

Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.

Hank tries yoga when none of his doctors can cure his back injury; Peggy battles to save the old Pink & White market from closure.

Kahn decides to be a beer-drinking, El Camino-driving, ATV-riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious summer school.

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Tormented Peter Parker battles a sinister scientist who uses mechanical tentacles for destructive purposes.

Peter Parker undergoes an ominous transformation when his Spider-Man suit turns black and brings out the dark, vengeful side of his personality.

Homer accepts a new job and moves the family to Cypress Creek, where the perfect setting soon turns sour.

When wealthy Greta Wolfcastle (guest voice Reese Witherspoon) develops a crush on Bart, her father, Ranier, gives Bart's family the royal treatment.

When Homer and Marge enroll Bart in an activities club, he wages war against Milhouse, who belongs to a different one.

Homer, Grampa, Apu and Flanders travel to Canada to buy sorely needed prescription drugs with fake Canadian health-care cards.

Homer and Marge compete as part of a curling team at the 2010 Winter Olympics.

Marge must rescue Lisa when she is mistakenly granted political asylum in Canada while on a vacation to Niagara Falls; Homer takes Maggie to a.

After a rough breakup on Valentine's Day, the Belcher women have a limo girls' night out to make Tina feel better; Bob and Gene have a trapeze experience that brings them closer.

When a new playground game is introduced, the school's social hierarchy is turned upside-down; Linda fills in for the local library storyteller and pulls out all the stops to perfect her storyteller persona.

Peter deals with the fallout of his secret revealed; Lonnie's perfect life falls apart.

Peter and Norman work through creative differences; Lonnie undergoes a loyalty test.

Peter and Norman work through creative differences; Lonnie undergoes a loyalty test.

When a visitor arrives at the mansion with a dangerous secret that threatens Cyclops and Jean's relationship, the team is propelled into a tragic confrontation with an immortal mad scientist.

When a visitor arrives at the mansion with a dangerous secret that threatens Cyclops and Jean's relationship, the team is propelled into a tragic confrontation with an immortal mad scientist.

Jubilee must relive the X-Men's greatest adventures when she's transported into a 16-bit video game.

Jubilee must relive the X-Men's greatest adventures when she's transported into a 16-bit video game.

After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor; Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.

Peter's new job as the White House press secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump.

Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson.

After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland; Lois tries to write a romantic fantasy novel.

When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter.

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game.

After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy.

A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.

Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.

Amy's romance with Kif results in a surprise pregnancy, and Kif must return to his home world to give birth in a swamp.

Leela is honored for her achievement as a starship captain at the orphanage where she was raised; with Fry's help, Leela learns what happened to her parents.

Hank and the guys deal with less-than-agreeable visitors when Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.

Given the choice between shop class and peer counseling, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hope of meeting girls.

Peggy returns home to Montana to reconcile with her mother, only to find that her family may lose its land because of escalating property taxes.

The Hill family gets a Christmas visit from Ms. Wakefield (Marion Ross), an elderly woman who lived in the Hill residence as a child.

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Bart and Lisa try to outdo each other with scary Halloween stories.

An excess of Halloween candy gives Bart, Lisa and Homer nightmares.

In a bid for world domination, space aliens invade the bodies of President Clinton and Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole.

A dead convict controls Homer; Homer and Marge are on.

Homer turns into a rampaging blob after eating green goo; Bart brings to life Golem, a creature from Jewish folklore; a fake radio-broadcast convinces Springfield residents that there is an alien invasion.

Homer, living a double life as a secret agent, must kill Kent Brockman; Bart and Lisa help Kodos reconnect with his home planet; Flanders decides to spook Springfield's children.

A boulder traps Homer's arm when he takes a drive through a canyon; a spider bite paralyzes Homer; Flanders becomes a vigilante by night; Bart and Milhouse travel to a distant planet to obtain an extract.

Milhouse is trapped in another dimension; dead Homer's spirit tries some new bodies on for size; Selma finds love in an unlikely place.

The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which is rumored to be hidden at their school; Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.

Tina sets Tammy up with Brett, a boy from out of town; Gene loses his baby tooth and must find a replacement to complete Linda's collection.

After forgetting that they signed up Louise for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play in the season's last game; Linda and Gene seize an opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar.

Gene gets invited to his first sleepover, and things don't go as planned; Bob and Linda record themselves while sleeping to prove who snores more.

Bob and Linda's double date takes a disastrous turn when the couples get trapped; Louise hosts a zombie movie night, but when the zombies turn out to be too scary, Tina must take charge.

The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain; Tina meets a hermit living in the woods; Bob and Linda experience what it's like to be empty nesters.

Peter makes a new friend; Lonnie finds himself in the sights of a dangerous gang.

Peter's night off is derailed when he must suit up to stop a mysterious intruder.

As Genosha prepares to join the UN, select members of the team head to the island nation to be honorees; at the mansion, a behind-the-scenes press event risks airing the X-Men's dirty laundry.

Storm is forced to face her worst fears in order to free herself.

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.

When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school.

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.

Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development.

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback.

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way.

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening; Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories.

Bender falls in love with the spaceship after the professor upgrades its software with a sexy female voice.

Fry, Leela and Bender develop superhuman powers after using a miracle cream, and they fight crime in the Big Apple.

After eating a flag, Dr. Zoidberg is accused of desecration and sentenced to death, prompting his people to invade Earth and enslave its people.

A new group, Fathers Against Rude Television (or F.A.R.T.), protests Bender's character on the soap opera.

Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after inheriting $10,000, Cotton is suckered into buying a time share.

Hank's wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy installed in the front yard.

Dale becomes pro-U.S. after he loses belief in conspiracies; Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his driver's license fixed.

The Hills agree to care for a soldier's pet, but Hank's dream of playing fetch while serving his country are dashed when the pet turns out to be a cat.

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Peter Parker's quest to solve his parents' disappearance puts him on a collision course with a scientist's deadly alter ego, the Lizard.

Greater conflict lies ahead for Spider-Man, with the emergence of Electro, a foe far more powerful than he is and the return of his old friend, Harry Osborn.

Disenchanted by the blatant commercialism at church, Lisa becomes a Buddhist but can't resist celebrating Christmas.

Grampa comes to Homer's rescue after he admits he had a previous marriage.

After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party; Linda asks Hugo if Bob can go with him while he's doing restaurant health inspections.

Tina decides to join the Junior Lifeguards but struggles with the training; business booms when Bob and Linda offer free Wi-Fi at the restaurant but it is soon threatened by a cyberattack.

When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belchers' alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf; Linda learns that she can't always run to her sister's defense.

The Belchers attend open houses for the free food; Linda meets a charming real estate agent and agrees to a private showing; the kids stumble upon an unexpected surprise; the family ends up getting involved with a real estate scheme.

Louise's extensive card collection gets confiscated at school and she devises a plan to get them back; Bob must give a eulogy for an old acquaintance despite an unfortunate incident that happened years ago.

As Bob wonders about the worth of working in the restaurant business, a couple who fell in love at the restaurant asks the Belchers to cater their wedding; when things don't go as planned, Linda tries to save the day.

Peter and Lonnie face the consequences of their secret lives; Spider-Man faces his biggest threat.

Norman gives Spider-Man an ultimatum, causing Peter to do some soul-searching.

The X-Men finds Sentinel inventor Bolivar Trask, realizing they've been played by a mastermind.

The X-Men must face a new threat.

When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.

Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience.

When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.

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Silenced by a broken jawbone, Homer becomes a good listener and fosters family harmony.

When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates.

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.

Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.

Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.

Hot tar turns the crotchety old professor into a middle-aged man, while the others are transformed into rambunctious children.

Fry becomes disheartened when Leela gets swept off her feet by the mayor's aide; a genetic abnormality qualifies Fry for a mission to save the world.

Hank becomes very uncomfortable when Enrique, a co-worker having trouble at home, forces himself into Hank's personal life.

Hank and Bobby declare a state of emergency to protect the house from disasters after Hank forgets to mail the insurance payment.

The football team forfeits a big game due to poor field maintenance, but Hank resolves to keep the booster club from replacing the field keeper.

Luanne takes a second job as a member of a roller-derby team to get out of credit-card debt.

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Failing fourth grade, Bart gets the class brain to tutor him.

Lisa's patriotic essay wins the Simpson family a trip to Washington, D.C.

Bart is suspended from school and must be taught at home; Lisa protests the tradition of snake-bashing.

As Springfield prepares for its bicentennial celebration, Lisa uncovers the truth about the city's founder.

The Simpsons play folk legends like Paul Bunyan and Tom Sawyer.

When the library runs short of books, Marge regales the kids with yarns about King Henry VIII, Sacagawea and Mozart.

When the Simpsons' plans for a nice family outing turns bad, they try to salvage the night by telling different stories of disasters at sea.

When Lisa discovers that her Southern ancestors helped a slave escape to freedom, she presents the story during Black History Month.

When superintendent Chalmers is fired for taking Bart and his friends on an unauthorized field trip, the boys hold the school hostage until he is reinstated.

Convinced she's met the love of her life, Tina disguises herself as a boy and sneaks into the Boyz 4 Now auditions to find him; Teddy asks the rest of the Belcher gang to nurse his baby rat back to health.

Louise, Tina and Gene devise a master plan to get the grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade; Teddy convinces Bob and Linda to take in a chicken by promising fresh eggs.

Tina, Louise and Gene get a taste of business when they join the school's Tweentrepeneurs club; Bob and Linda find themselves outsmarted by a dine-and-dasher.

The kids set out for their regular Halloween shenanigans, but when everyone's candy bags start mysteriously disappearing, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to find the culprit.

The kids seek revenge on their school guidance counselor; they get entangled in sibling rivalry between two pilots; Linda and Bob put their game faces on when Teddy invites them to a paper airplane contest.

Bob agrees to drive professional quilter Edith around town after she convinces him to help her get revenge; the kids attend a lavish.

Spider-Man swings into action, as Lonnie looks to settle a score and Norman visits an old friend.

Peter's internship takes a dark turn with the arrival of an unexpected visitor.

Magneto's attack on Earth sets off an extinction event, splitting the X-Men and introducing a Civil War within the team.

The X-Men's dream is put to the test as mutant-human relations reach a tipping point.

A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a gentleman who lived in the newly founded colony of Quahog.

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Robin Leach.

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.

When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

While fighting city hall, Peter declares his property an independent nation-state and makes himself president.

After Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house, Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

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The crew alters history when they travel back in time to the American Revolution.

After eating a flag, Dr. Zoidberg is accused of desecration and sentenced to death, prompting his people to invade Earth and enslave its people.

The Planet Express crew is thrown back in time to 1947 New Mexico, where they become part of the infamous UFO crash.

The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.

Bobby sees the error of his ways and decides it's up to him to bring peace to Arlen; Hank and the guys try to outdo another neighborhood with the grandest July Fourth fireworks extravaganza ever.

After Peggy writes Bobby's school essay about the flag, his teacher chooses him to read his essay during a ceremony.

Hank discovers that his mother gave birth to him at Yankee Stadium while Cotton was on a mission to assassinate Castro.

Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends; Peggy goes overboard trying to teach safety rules to the children. Elizabeth Perkins guest stars.

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Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.

At a college football game, Bobby ventures into a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play.

Marge's wealthy ex-boyfriend offers Homer $1 million for a weeklong tryst with her.

Bart and Lisa try to help an old cowboy actor (guest voice Dennis Weaver), who yearns to reclaim his past fame, by booking him on Krusty's show.

The family travels to Rio de Janeiro to see Lisa's sponsored orphan.

Homer uses medicinal marijuana to relieve pain from eye injuries he suffered when he was attacked by crows.

Friends, family and occasional enemies gather to roast Homer, recalling escapades and entanglements over the years.

Inspired by Stan Lee of Marvel Comics, Bart creates an animated series based on his life with a character named.

Homer catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, she finds out and files for divorce.

Lisa befriends college girls who are unaware of her age; Bart must live in a bubble after being bitten by a Chinese mosquito.

Homer's sentence for threatening an endangered caterpillar is the care of an old woman, but she dies, and the new judgment is death by electric chair.

After Homer causes a blackout sending Springfield citizens on a looting rampage, he dons a badge to restore order.

Homer clones swarm the countryside; a madman turns townspeople into animallike creatures; a posse of otherworldly outlaws rides into Springfield.

Bart and Lisa land in the same third-grade classroom, and the teacher concludes Bart is the superior student on the first day.

The Belchers set out to save a turkey from a trip to the slaughterhouse, but the mission becomes more complicated than they had anticipated.

Gene is livid when his best friend Alex ditches him to be Courtney's roller-dancing partner; Teddy, Linda and Bob let their imaginations get the best of them when they discover someone is stalking the restaurant.

Tina and her new science partner create a device that allows them to communicate with aliens, but their excitement turns to fear when they receive a dangerous warning message; Bob attempts to sell mini coatracks he bought.

Teenagers take over the Belchers' sledding territory, inciting an epic turf war; Bob steps in to help Linda, who's in a time crunch to get three scarves knitted before Christmas.

When Linda's new friend introduces her to essential oils, Aunt Gayle is convinced she must be rescued; Bob and Teddy are bamboozled into performing a series of annoying favors for Mr. Huggins.

The Belchers make it their mission to help Teddy get his dream girl, but Tina is convinced she's found a better match for him.

A Valentine's Day fight between Bob and Linda has the kids feeling confused; Tina, Louise and Gene tell their own story as a distraction from awkward tension.

Tina, discouraged by not being asked to the prom by Jimmy Jr., forms an unhealthy attachment to a goose from the nearby park; Linda joins a dating app to help Gretchen find a match.

Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been, an actual baby.

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store.

Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident and he ends up in a coma.

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.

Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.

John Redcorn decides to build a casino to create a venue for his band to play, then finds out Texas does not allow gaming.

Dale protests against a smoking ban in Arlen by going from bar to bar disguised as the smoking bandit.

When meteorologist Irv Bennett (Brendan Fraser) replaces Nancy, she goes to extreme lengths to prove her worth and remain an integral part of the news team.

Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team, but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the better runners.

Bill joins an all-male chorus, and the guys try to be supportive, until he begins missing work because of his new hobby.

On a guys weekend at the beach, Hank goes overboard to prove he is not uptight.

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Bobby raises a protest over a soda machine at school to impress a girl.

Bobby is asked to be a cheerleader for the school's annual powder-puff football game; Peggy volunteers with the PTA.

When Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to a water park, a group of surfer bullies approaches them; Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the.

Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant, but he lands in a deathly situation when he visits the restaurant.

After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat; when a corporation buys the co-op, Hank and Appleseed start a mini co-op farm.

The planning committee cancels the school's carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disc made of barbed wire.

Kahn and Mihn decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart; the Hills hunt the garbage-can bandit.

Hank accompanies Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an Internet video.

Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises.

Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business.

Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene.

When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.

Grandpa Simpson inherits $106,000 from a woman he falls for at his rest home.

Marge enrolls in an art class; Homer joins a weight-loss clinic.

Homer, Marge and the kids visit Itchy & Scratchy Land, a violent theme park.

Homer and Flanders build a biblical-theme park as a tribute to Ned's wife, Maude.

Bart feels sorry for Mrs Krabapple after Skinner stands her up, so he nominates her for an award.

Caught in a bank robbery, Marge convinces the criminal to turn himself in by promising to visit him in jail.

Homer discovers an app that outsources his father-son bonding; Grampa learns he's about to become a father again.

After a failed Black Friday shopping spree, Marge is determined to fix Christmas; Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.

Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be principal for a day; Teddy has a unique suggestion to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers.

The family forces Bob to take a much-needed day off, only for him to wind up working at a local sandwich shop; Linda and the kids throw a last-minute baby shower at the restaurant for a female biker group.

Gene convinces Tina and Louise to help him save a misunderstood plankton blob from being destroyed by a yacht club.

The kids visit a marionette theater for a school field trip, and Louise gets on the theater owner's bad side; Bob takes pity on a guy who's handing out flyers in front of the restaurant.

When Bob meets his personal hero -- a renegade radio DJ who refuses to compromise -- the Belchers get in over their heads while trying to help him stage a comeback.

When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away; Bob and Linda frantically try to secure discount tickets to a show at the Wharf Arts Center.

Linda attempts to become more involved with the P.T.A.; Bob tries to cheer up a hardware store owner after unknowingly making a joke about his pet parrot that recently flew away.

When Zeke gets into trouble, the Belcher kids and Jimmy Jr. try to prevent him from being sent to a disciplinary school; Tina tries to thwart their mission, so she can have Jimmy Jr. to herself; Randy rents out Bob's Burgers to shoot a film.

Marge gets breast implants meant for a younger patient; Bart and Milhouse spot Krusty on an episode of.

Homer and the family live like pioneers on a reality series; TV producers throw Squiggy (guest voice David Lander) into the mix to boost ratings.

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis.

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic Corvette.

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far.

Stewie designs a.

Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of.

The gang attempts to collect honey produced by ferocious space bees, and Leela decides to adopt a baby queen bee.

Bender has a sex change and competes in the 3004 Earth Olympics as a.

When the professor orders a late-model robot at a trade show, Bender seeks an upgrade.

The professor conducts an experiment that hurls Leela into a parallel universe.

The gang finds wacky ways to spend extra money from a refund.

A spaceship beams Fry aboard, then returns him the next day without a nose; the gang learns aliens are profiting from the sale of human noses.

Fry comes to regret making a deal with the devil to win Leela's heart.

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When a squire assaults a knight's wife, she steps forward to accuse her attacker, an act of bravery and defiance that puts her life in jeopardy. The ensuing trial by combat, a grueling duel to the death, places the fate of all three in God's hands.

After surviving a motorcycle accident, a former boxer and longtime agnostic starts to wonder if he can use his second chance to help others, leading to the surprising realization that he's meant to be a Catholic priest.

Hoping to learn how to kiss, 12-year-old Max decides to use his father's drone to spy on the teenage girls next door. When Max loses the drone, he skips school with his two best friends and hatches a plan to get it back before his dad finds out.

Sideshow Bob helps Chief Wiggum pursue a killer who is stalking Homer and his family.

Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved.

Unable to afford a rare gourmet mushroom for a Burger of the Day, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging; Tina's powerful new prescription glasses lead her to believe she has a superpower.

Tina and Bob participate in the Thundergirls father-daughter cardboard boat race; Tina tries to hide her feelings about Bob's terrible boat-building skills; Linda drags Louise and Gene to a fire station open house and overstays her welcome.

Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle a giant ball of ear wax.

On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend; Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals; Linda disrupts a book reading; Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants.

Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works.

Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil.

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments; Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba; Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York; Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

Fry learns he has a tattoo of Bender that has universal consequences; Bender undergoes mind control by the new owners of Planet Express.

Bender and the new owners of Planet Express hatch a plan to steal ancient riches.

Fry discovers what his life could have been in the 20th century as things get progressively worse in the 30th.

Alien scammers buy the planet and banish its inhabitants to Neptune, leading to an intergalactic battle for Earth.

Hank ropes Bobby into picking up a paper route when he finds out the newspaper is hiring local children.

When Bill invites the residents of a halfway house to stay with him, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence.

Hank wants to leave town when its sordid past makes it a porn-themed tourist trap.

When Hank cannot stand Bobby's jokes any longer, he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.

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After surviving a motorcycle accident, a former boxer and longtime agnostic starts to wonder if he can use his second chance to help others, leading to the surprising realization that he's meant to be a Catholic priest.

Hoping to learn how to kiss, 12-year-old Max decides to use his father's drone to spy on the teenage girls next door. When Max loses the drone, he skips school with his two best friends and hatches a plan to get it back before his dad finds out.

The past comes back to haunt Bert Kreischer when a murderous mobster tries to kidnap him to atone for his crimes. With help from his estranged father, Bert must retrace the steps of his younger self as a sociopathic crime family goes to war.

Homer hires a private detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know more about her.

Marge retreats to the basement to lift weights after she is mugged.

Jealous of Flanders, Homer prays to God for good things to happen.

Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night; the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck.

Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving.

Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part.

Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina.

Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor.

Tina goes too far trying to be a perfect mentor; Bob and Linda test out the gym next door.

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

Fry and the crew discover a giant hole in the universe and a seductive one-eyed tentacular alien on the other side.

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When Kahn fears he is losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and relinquishes his creature comforts.

When Hank and his softball team engage in a charity game against a better team, he takes it a bit too seriously.

Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy.

When Kahn buys the local carwash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the carwash team.

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The past comes back to haunt Bert Kreischer when a murderous mobster tries to kidnap him to atone for his crimes. With help from his estranged father, Bert must retrace the steps of his younger self as a sociopathic crime family goes to war.

A couple buy their dream home from a lonely widower in the California countryside. When he starts to interfere in their daily lives, they soon find themselves caught up in a violent confrontation that threatens to destroy everything they hold dear.

Judge emancipates Bart after finding that Homer squandered his son's earnings.

Lisa becomes a spelling-bee champion and uncovers a Spellympics scandal; Homer tours the country on the trail of a limited edition Krustyburger.

Hollywood film star Sara Sloane is making a movie in Springfield, after visiting his shop, becomes attracted to Ned Flanders, who starts dating her.

Bart inspires Krusty to run for Congress after Congressman Wilcox dies of a heart attack.

Homer and Lisa engineer a takeover at the nuclear power plant with Homer as the new CEO.

Lisa chooses a career in astronomy after a British filmmaker makes her feel inadequate.

Homer enjoys living with a gay couple and refuses to return home; Marge recruits Weird Al Yankovic to serenade her husband.

Owner H.K. Duff makes Santa's Little Helper the new mascot for Duff Beer.

When Judge Harm revokes Homer's license, Marge must do all the driving; Homer meets Steve Buscemi and Jackson Browne while walking from place to place.

Louise skeptically joins Jessica and fifth-grader Megan in their search for Wharfy, a mythical sea monster; Bob takes an online master class by a world-renowned chef.

Tina competes against Gene and Louise to write a new school song for Wagstaff; Bob and Linda battle blinding glare from Jimmy Pesto's new shiny steel awning across the street.

When Gayle decides to host an artist workshop in a yurt, Linda feels compelled to support her sister; Louise and Gene lead a covert operation to find a lost cat for a cash reward.

Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner; Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities.

The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver.

Tina goes to see Josh perform in a tap show and suspects sabotage when he's injured on stage.

The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows:.

Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver; Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets addicted to his painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table, which becomes popular in the neighborhood.

When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help; she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

Months after the Gang visited, Abbott's Principal Ava walks viewers through some of the unseen footage of the Gang's volunteerism and reveals their true intentions.

The five stages of grief set in for Dee as Frank lies on his deathbed; the Guys plot their new path forward by pitching their business ventures to Philadelphia's elite.

Months after the Gang visited, Abbott's Principal Ava walks viewers through some of the unseen footage of the Gang's volunteerism and reveals their true intentions.

The five stages of grief set in for Dee as Frank lies on his deathbed; the Guys plot their new path forward by pitching their business ventures to Philadelphia's elite.

Months after the Gang visited, Abbott's Principal Ava walks viewers through some of the unseen footage of the Gang's volunteerism and reveals their true intentions.

The five stages of grief set in for Dee as Frank lies on his deathbed; the Guys plot their new path forward by pitching their business ventures to Philadelphia's elite.

Months after the Gang visited, Abbott's Principal Ava walks viewers through some of the unseen footage of the Gang's volunteerism and reveals their true intentions.

The five stages of grief set in for Dee as Frank lies on his deathbed; the Guys plot their new path forward by pitching their business ventures to Philadelphia's elite.

Ignoring Professor Farnsworth's orders to conserve fuel due to a rise in dark matter prices, Leela borrows the Planet Express ship to enter a demolition derby after being insulted by rednecks.

Farnsworth's memory lets him down.

The world flips upside down, sucking everyone into Bender's imaginary Dungeons and Dragons universe; Fry embarks on a mission to destroy the anti-crystal.

In a face-off with Mom, Fry discovers a secret weapon that will finish the battle once and for all.

Hank tries to save the day when the Teutuls cause a riot at the Propane Expo.

When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping.

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