Mrs. Firth goes overboard with gratitude after Becker performs an uncharacteristic act of kindness toward his neighbor.

Becker's strange behavior leads Linda to believe that he has a serious drug problem.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

An uncle dies while filming an interview, and Paul is obsessed with finding the meaning of his last words.

A seemingly never-ending parade of visitors tests Paul's patience while he cares for his bedridden wife.

Anthony and the ladies spy on Julia when she begins acting mysteriously.

The ladies are shocked when they see the results of Bernice's nose job.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Mary is hailed as a brave new artist following a cleaning mishap in an art gallery.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Florence tries to make herself interesting.

Louise and George each try to duck out of celebrating their wedding anniversary.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

A flattering newspaper article swells Danny's head.

Shirley encounters a famous folk artist, long believed dead, and convinces him to perform with the Partridges.

Harry Noll buys the house next door, much to George's disgust.

The Baxter household is chosen as the host family for a visiting Soviet diplomat.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

In a bid to get rid of Darrin, Endora produces a double of Samantha.

Darrin insists that Samantha return an expensive coat; Endora places a spell on Darrin.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Vera is finally able to pay for her pet parrot, Birdie. When Birdie imitates everything Mel says, Mel yells and the parrot dies.

Exhausted from working a night job, Tommy misses his first college class.

Tootie faces an important decision as she tries to gain her boyfriend's acceptance.

The girls cruise the streets of downtown Peekskill with hopes of spotting "Mr. Right.".

Birth-control pills turn up in Sara's room.

After an armored car company goes on strike, Jackie's forced to take home $100,000 from the bank where she works.

Mallory's new job, writing an advice column for the lovelorn, turns the Keaton household upside down.

Andrew feels rejected when big brother Alex begins spending more time with his girlfriend, Lauren.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

The Horvaths become financially overextended.

Ann joins Schneider for an evening at the Laughing Academy nightclub.

Florence tries to make herself interesting.

Louise and George each try to duck out of celebrating their wedding anniversary.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Actor Louis Gossett Jr.; comic Argus Hamilton; actor Richard Kline.

Becker is fit to be tied after Chris bans smoking; Bob convinces Jake that Amanda is cheating on him.

Amanda runs off with her new boyfriend and all of heartbroken Jake's furniture; Becker brags about quitting smoking for the last two days.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Feeling neglected as Jamie's baby shower is being planned, Paul asks Ira and Marvin to take a road trip.

Jamie plans to quit her job, then learns Troy wants to destroy Lance's career; a cockatoo flies into the Buchmans' apartment.

Suzanne takes up smoking; Mary Jo decides to have another baby.

Julia becomes Atlanta's hottest new artist; Suzanne accidently glues her lips together.

Julian fakes death to keep from losing the building.

Mary plays a "slasher" when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A sudden cold spell throws the Jeffersons, the Willises, Florence and Mr. Bentley into one crowded apartment.

Lionel keeps a secret from his parents.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

A European-tour promoter tells Shirley she's "out" with the "in" crowd.

Laurie refuses to speak after she has to get braces.

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

George's partner, Harry, almost gets into trouble with his new bride.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

Darrin's jilted high-school sweetheart reappears just as Samantha loses her powers.

With the help of Samantha and Endora, Darrin becomes a great golfer, and almost loses his job.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Vivian's erratic behavior reveals a new part of the Harmons' marriage to Maude.

Mel comes to work one day and is surprised to find his mother Carrie has come to town for another visit. She quickly takes over the diner and starts running the kitchen herself.

While taking out the garbage, Mel has an encounter with a little old lady who catches him by surprise when she mugs him. However, when Mel recounts the story, she suddenly becomes four thugs. Mel quickly eats his words when the she is captured.

Rumors spread across the campus when Jo is seen with her photography professor.

Jo's relationship with her professor grows more serious.

Muriel and Henry's anniversary plans change when Sara and her friend Monroe are arrested.

Muriel moves out when she and Henry disagree over Sara's new job.

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

Schneider entertains Ann's jilted boss.

Ann falls for her Greek-archaeology professor.

A sudden cold spell throws the Jeffersons, the Willises, Florence and Mr. Bentley into one crowded apartment.

Lionel keeps a secret from his parents.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Actor John Larroquette; Roy Blount; actor Anthony Griffith.

Becker is skeptical at first, but he goes psycho after a psychic gives everyone except him great news about the future.

Becker causes a marital spat when he advises a couple trying to have a baby; Chris is accused of using her femininity to get out of a ticket.

Helen turns to Roy for help after she discovers her divorce from Antonio was never finalized.

Antonio has lustful and romantic thoughts about his visiting cousin's neglected fiancee (Fabiana Udenio).

Nearing the end of her term, Jamie (Helen Hunt) lends Paul's cousin (guest star Sam Lloyd) more than enough help in opening his shop.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) fail to impress their birthing instructor (guest star Marsha Warfield) on a practice run to the hospital.

At a designer's convention, Mary Jo's new attitude leads her to an all-night rendezvous.

Mary Jo spots the man who once mugged her and has him arrested.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) inadvertently releases a shadow of fear that haunts the school. Guest stars: Steve Allen and Mary Gross.

Daft Aunt Hilda (Caroline Rhea) tutors Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) for the toughest magic test she has ever taken.

On a trip to Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) accidentally turns Libby and Valerie (Jenna Leigh Green, Lindsay Sloane) into zebras.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is forced to choose between living with either Hilda or Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick).

Mork faces deportation unless he marries an American citizen or finds someone to adopt him.

Mork puts on a wild show when Mindy's cousin is granted TV time on a Saturday morning children's show.

Jack dives in with bottle-nosed dolphins; dolphin therapy for children.

Jack hikes into a remote cave for an up-close look at bats.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Jack and the Bradfords think Vicky is pregnant.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

Alice must scrimp to come up with money for Tommy's braces and Mel needs a new refrigerator. Flo finds a paper bag with $40,000 cash in it and it seems everyone's money woes are over.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

The detectives deal with bicentennial fever; A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey.

Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own.

Murray's boyhood friend, now an organized-crime kingpin, stops by for a visit.

Archie faces a life alone after Edith's death.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Laurie finds out the hard way that the rumors about a new boy in school are true.

Danny thinks he's adopted.

George gives out a taxicab company's phone number as his own.

Romance abounds, and rebounds, when the Baxters get new neighbors.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

The neighborhood is outraged at the lack of traffic signals at a nearby intersection.

When Samantha gets pressed for time, Endora transforms herself into her daughter's double.

Actress Mitzi Gaynor; actor Orson Bean; Dr. Carl Sagan.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Jack and the Bradfords think Vicky is pregnant.

Monroe and Henry discover a coverup in the death of Mrs. Stinson's friend.

Jester; "Long Dry Summer."

Men's fashion show; Film Time.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

Southern patriarch; Irish comic.

The dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are nervous about Nicole's (Staci Keanan) desire to follow Shelby's (Amy Hathaway) ambitious lead in the field of love.

Joey (Greg Evigan) throws a party and wakes up the next day to discover he has married a female wrestler. With Paul Reiser and Florence Stanley.

Nicole and Shelby (Staci Keanan, Amy Hathaway) attempt to draw the boys' attention away from a well-developed female classmate. Kelly Bartten guest stars. With Greg Evigan.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) indecision before a "ladies' choice" dance leaves her without a date. Guest stars: Vonni Ribisi, Chad Allen.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

Mrs. Garrett must take a second job at the Howard Johnson's when she loses her pension; this takes a toll on her mood and her Eastland work, so she must choose between the two.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Dennis warns Jodie; Chester undergoes delicate brain surgery.

The family visits Chester in the hospital; Carol answers Jodie's proposal; Elaine reveals what has made her such a disgusting person; Sally keeps trying to seduce Burt.

Burt seeks the company of his secretary after finding Mary and her professor together.

Mary suspects that Burt is having an affair; Tim reports for his first day as a construction worker.

The staff is heartbroken when the governor decides to send Katie away to a boarding school.

Benson rents an apartment so he can have some time alone, but everyone manages to find him.

The press secretary's publicity scheme involves a reluctant Benson in a "Big Buddy" program.

Benson intervenes when a lovers' spat threatens to disrupt the governor's live TV show.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

A popular teacher has Alzheimer's disease.

Simone regrets using a computer dating service.

Dennis becomes obsessed with apocalypse.

Disillusioned Charlie meets his dead uncle.

Tony (Tony Danza) consoles Angela (Judith Light) when she fails to win a prestigious advertising award. Rita Wilson guest stars.

Mudslinging angers Tony, candidate for PTA president.

Tony offers to romance Angela's potential client.

The neighborhood siren (Marilu Henner), whose husband left her, moves in with the Bowers.

Mallory and Skippy are accidentally locked in the Keatons' basement.

Steven and Elyse go out to eat to get some free time together.

Steven returns to his hometown after the death of his father.

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other.

Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.

Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader.

Drew organizes a labor union for single employees after Mr. Wick makes them stay on the job even though a storm is approaching.

The staff is shocked when they meet Matthew's twin brother, Andrew; Dave is skeptical when asked to make budget cuts.

Joe leads a crusade against the office on the next floor until Dave discovers why the break room is breaking down.

Committed to a psychiatric unit, Bill befriends a fellow inmate, then resists Dave and Catherine's efforts to spring him.

The staff learns Jimmy James (Stephen Root) has had a heart attack; Lisa (Maura Tierney) drops a bombshell on Dave (Dave Foley).

Finch tries to dissuade his father (Brian Dennehy) from marrying Nina; Elliott gets a second chance with Tyra Banks (as herself).

Maya hosts an elaborate murder-mystery party where everyone dresses in costume and pandemonium reigns.

Finch switches the cards on two of Elliot's birthday presents, leading Elliott to believe that Persky gave him a cool video game system while Maya gave him risque toys.

Finch gets a sleazy friend (Willie Garson) to pose as an advice columnist; Nina gets roped into a relationship.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year."

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

The kids agree to quit show business so Shirley can pursue romance.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Darrin is upset when Samantha reads Halloween stories to Tabitha; Samantha insists the stories are harmless; Tabitha brings the ghosts in the book to life.

Aunt Clara tries a spell that backfires and throws Samantha's voice out of sync.

Maude's Aunt Lola zeros in on Mrs. Naugatuck's husband as her next conquest.

Walter feels rejected when Arthur becomes suddenly devoted to a new best friend.

A cross-country trucker's former partner gets a waitressing job at the diner.

Alice's success as a substitute singer with a band forces her into a tough decision.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

The school computer spurts out advice when Blair and Jo become embroiled in a fight.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

Schneider's convict friend wants to go straight.

A romantic trauma so affects Schneider that he contemplates celibacy.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year."

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Fran Tate; actress Amy Irving.

Becker's jealously level increases when Chris' all too friendly ex-husband shows up and stays at her apartment.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

The Buchmans have their own concerns but are forced to listen to the troubles of ditsy waitress Ursula.

Jamie gets caught in the crossfire when the feuding grandmothers-to-be begin fighting over the cribs they bought.

Julia copes with Reese's unexpected death by caring for a lonely child.

Charlene must readjust to married life when Bill returns from the Persian Gulf.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

While using Mr. Bentley's telescope on Halloween, Louise thinks she witnesses a murder.

Pursuing her feeling that she may have witnessed a murder, Louise lands in deep trouble.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

The band gets caught up in a nightclub's labor woes.

Shirley's matchmaking nearly costs the family its manager.

A mix-up at the airport almost ruins both a friendship and a marriage.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Samantha's simultaneous appearance in Chicago and New York almost costs Darrin his job.

Tabitha conjures up a dodo bird; Endora's magic is mysteriously transferred to Aunt Clara.

Vivian's pleasure at Arthur's sudden burst of amorous behavior soon turns to panic.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Mel kisses Vera, Vera takes the kiss seriously, not realizing it was just a ploy to make Marie jealous.

Vera finds an abandoned baby and soon becomes attached, refusing to give up the baby girl. She looks into adopting her.

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Natalie has the opportunity to break into journalism, but she may lose her boyfriend in the process.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Nick becomes popular with the girls after becoming a janitor at Mallory's sorority house.

Alex takes over Mallory's campaign for student-body president.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

Barbara becomes a target of ridicule after she files a complaint against her professor for sexual harassment.

Ann's business rival cons her into getting transferred out of town.

While using Mr. Bentley's telescope on Halloween, Louise thinks she witnesses a murder.

Pursuing her feeling that she may have witnessed a murder, Louise lands in deep trouble.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Actor Teri Garr; comic Paul Provenza; actor Jennifer O'Neill; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

Brian and Casey's flames of passion cause destruction at Helen's house; Joe and Helen honeymoon in Jamaica.

After tensions between Joe and Brian heat up, the ghost of their father attempts to cool things down.

Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

The big moment arrives for Jamie, but Paul's work and travels threaten to make him late for the birth; Jamie's parents add to the fuss.

Anthony is invited to be the first black member of an exclusive country club.

Mary Jo and Julia share coaching duties for a Little League team.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Keith's new car drains his wallet; guest Annette O'Toole.

The Partridges help a young runaway; guest Sandy Kenyon.

Hazel loses Harold to a girl who wants him to study ballet.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Aunt Clara zaps the Stephenses and Gladys Kravitz to Plymouth on Thanksgiving Day.

Darrin invites his client to dinner at his house to meet Endora.

Maude is furious when she discovers that her wallet is missing after an encounter on the subway.

Maude extends a less than sincere invitation to her trying Aunt Tinkie.

Mel gets a hot tip on a horse and decides to borrow $10,000 to bet with. If he loses, he will lose the diner. The waitresses try to prevent Mel from making the bet.

Vera becomes depressed when she realizes she has worked at Mel's for 8 years. She decides to leave her mark on the world by competing for the world record in tap dance endurance.

Blair seeks payment after Jo breaks her watch.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls stage a Christmas show at an orphanage.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Unemployed Ann meets an irritating competitor.

Ann's forced partnership with Nick Handris becomes all that she feared when he expects Barbara to baby-sit his unruly 12-year-old.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Actor Roger Moore; actress Maureen Stapleton.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

One of Nantucket's wealthiest citizens (Marian Seldes) hires Brian and Joe to bring her recently departed father's body back from Florida.

Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) must decide between his friends and his integrity after he witnesses a gangland execution.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Paul finds that writing a letter to the baby for her to open on her 18th birthday isn't as easy for him as for Jamie.

Allison Sugarbaker (Julia Duffy) buys out Suzanne's share of the business and attempts to take it over.

A cousin buys out Suzanne, then tries to take over the business.

Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester.

After the apartment manager dies, Mary fears Sandra will become the new landlord.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Laurie finds out the hard way that the rumors about a new boy in school are true.

Danny thinks he's adopted.

Hazel gives a winning sweepstakes ticket to the Salvation Army.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Darrin has a surprise for Samantha; Endora makes Darrin's ears grow every time he lies.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Maude's liberal beliefs are put to the test when Phillip's friend Sam comes to spend the night.

No one believes Maude when she sights a UFO over Tuckahoe.

Mel gives asylum to a defecting towel boy for the Russian ballet.

Alice takes her new boyfriend's four children out trick-or-treating and returns with one imposter.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls express concern over Blair's obsessive dating and irrational behavior.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Ann and Barbara return from a trip to find their apartment has been burglarized.

Grandma Romano goes out on a date with Schneider.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Actor Woody Harrelson; actor Blake Clark; cartoonist Cathy Guisewite.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

Brian and Joe come to the rescue when Antonio begins to believe he isn't good enough to romance anyone.

Helen goes on a spending spree after receiving a larger-than-expected insurance settlement; Brian and Casey question the foundation of their relationship.

Mabel will only stop crying when in motion, keeping Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) on the go throughout the night.

Paul (Paul Reiser) is troubled when his Uncle Phil (guest star Mel Brooks) has legal hassles related to his collection of coupons. With Helen Hunt.

When Julia tentatively begins dating again, Allison questions the sexual preferences of her new beau.

Anthony poses as Carlene's doctor boyfriend when her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon) comes to town.

Mary holds a sidewalk sale to raise cash, but mistakenly sells Lester's favorite lamp.

Mary writes a letter to the White House complaining about potholes.

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

The family introduces a songwriter (Bobby Sherman) to a lyricist (Wes Stern).

The Partridge Family is forced to add another member to the group, a young girl who can't sing a note.

A department store plants a listening device in a competitor's office.

Hazel is taken to court for her part in painting a busy crosswalk.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Victoria Butterfield's stern father disapproves of his daughter's new habits and boyfriend.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

On the eve of Alice's 40th birthday, her mother visits and convinces her that she's over the hill.

Mel's is not looking forward to his nerdy cousin Wendell's visit, but when Vera catches his eye Wendell turns to Mel for advice on how to woo her.

Tootie and Natalie recall the summer they met a memorable jazz singer.

Mrs. Garrett's high-school beau reappears.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Steven and Elyse bicker during their 20th anniversary eve party.

To earn extra money, Alex takes a job as a department-store Santa.

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

Confused Barbara decides to drop out of college.

Schneider is chosen as a surrogate father.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Filmmaker Orson Welles; actor Orson Bean; actress Carol Lawrence; actress Kay Lenz.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Jamie finds herself feeling low following the birth, while Paul tries to direct his parents in "The Pirates of Penzance."

The Buchmans leave Mabel with a baby sitter for the first time; Paul gets David Copperfield's pants from the cleaners.

Allison's former flame, who is an ex-convict, proposes marriage.

Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank to become pregnant again.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

While in the other realm, Sabrina unknowingly starts rumors about her mortal friends that could prove damaging.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must decide whether to relinquish her witch powers in order to see her mortal mother.

Sabrina must choose between two boys who want to take her to the dance; Salem insults Russian chess champ Yuri during a computer match.

Sabrina's spell to help Valerie backfires and humiliates Sabrina; Salem tries to break the spell that made him a cat.

Mindy's father reminds Mork and Mindy about the rough moments in the early days of their relationship.

Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways.

Poison dart frogs; snakes; jellyfish; sloths.

Capuchin monkeys; tamarins; spectacled caimans; an ocelot; the jaguar.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Jack has the mistaken impression that Vicky's friend has fallen for him.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Ann, Julie, Barbara, Ginny and Schneider put on a New Year's Eve show for the lonely residents of a retirement hotel.

Archie and Stephanie find it difficult to deal with Edith's death.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

The family introduces a songwriter (Bobby Sherman) to a lyricist (Wes Stern).

The Partridge Family is forced to add another member to the group, a young girl who can't sing a note.