Actor Park Overall; sports figure Pete Sampras; actor Bob Hope.

Lowell and Bunny (Laura Innes) discover that a divorce is what they need to get the spark back in their marriage.

A potential investor in the airline (Mark Harelik) becomes interested in Helen.

Drew challenges Mimi to a series of drag races in an effort to soothe his male ego.

When the store slashes salaries, Drew rents a room to a gay couple (Adam West, Max Gail) to make up the difference.

Samantha gives birth to a baby girl, and Endora threatens to turn her into a grown-up to see if she will look like Samantha.

Darrin suspects Tabitha may have magical power; Tabitha choose stocks for Darrin's investments.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

Mel's newly-divorced mother arrives for a visit and falls for Earl.

Jolene thinks her brother is up to one of his schemes when he sells Mel a worm farm.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco - for Hubert and his secretary.

Gracie causes confusion at a banquet for Harry's college alumni association.

Gracie mistakenly believes Bob Cummings has fallen in love with her.

Bob Hope and Jack decide to cut a comedy record.

The IRS begins to doubt Jack's tax return.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew must get rid of a Japanese plane harassing the base before they can go on leave. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is certain McHale (Ernest Borgnine) is the source of a leak of confidential information. With Tim Conway.

Margaret is an eyewitness to a mole hill rising into a mountain all by itself.

The Andersons are bewildered when a dog rings their doorbell in the middle of the night.

The Wilsons stay at the Mitchells' house while their home is being fumigated.

Dennis wants Mr. Wilson to perform magic tricks at his birthday party.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Harold and Jeff's friendship is endangered after Jeff is put in a special class for advanced students.

Darrin becomes a boxing contender when he knocks out a heavyweight fighter with Samantha's help.

Darrin's parents come to see their grandchild; Mr. Stephens is interested in Endora's dancing toy bear.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Mel's diner suddenly becomes popular after Alice spots a UFO.

Vera's debut as a cello player in a string quartet doesn't end on a melodic note.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco - for Hubert and his secretary.

Steven's production assistant offers him the opportunity to become involved in an extramarital affair.

Alex relies on amphetamines to stay awake to study for exams and do scholarship applications.

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Reggie Jackson comes to the rescue after George drops a home run ball at Yankee Stadium.

Tom's boring storytelling tactics seem to be working magic on a female quintet.

Lionel and Jennie return from Japan with news that stuns the Jefferson and Willis families.

As the Jeffersons and the Willises quarrel, Lionel and Jennie's marriage hangs in the balance.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Actor George Carlin; actor Mark Harmon.

Joe and Helen must stay in a cabin where Alex and Brian hoped to consummate their relationship.

A black eye and discolored hair turn Helen's dream date into a nightmare.

Drew hopes he can become Kate's friend again after helping her unearth a "lost" Elvis album of Jewish folk songs.

Mr. Wick's mom (guest star Richard Chamberlain) attempts to use her womanly charms to get Drew to come back to work for her son; Kate makes a video to help Lewis and Oswald get dates.

Darrin becomes a boxing contender when he knocks out a heavyweight fighter with Samantha's help.

Darrin's parents come to see their grandchild; Mr. Stephens is interested in Endora's dancing toy bear.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Mel's diner suddenly becomes popular after Alice spots a UFO.

Vera's debut as a cello player in a string quartet doesn't end on a melodic note.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

Helen's mother gives herself a wake at the Ropers' house.

George invites his mother-in-law for a visit when he senses that Gracie is upset.

George pretends he has a sprained ankle to avoid participating in a publicity stunt.

Lucille Ball joins Jack in a sketch about Paul Revere's famous ride.

Jack plays a man who adopts an unwanted orphan (Milton Berle).

Parker (Tim Conway) surprises everyone when he locates an enemy installation. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) arrives unannounced with the mothers (guest stars Naomi Stevens, Carol Veazie and Cheerio Meredith) of three of McHale's men on the day of a festival.

Margaret secretly takes fly-casting lessons in hopes of winning a contest.

Betty is ashamed to learn that her plot to ensnare a local boy has been discovered.

Mr. Wilson takes Dennis and friends to camp.

Miss Cathcart's cat gives Mr. Wilson headaches.

Hazel jeopardizes Steve's business when she urges a couple not to sell their home to another realtor.

Hazel gets involved in the need for a new playground for the neighborhood.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

Helen's mother gives herself a wake at the Ropers' house.

While working as a DJ at the high school radio station, Alex becomes friends with an older women.

When coach Alex gets players dropping off the team, Jennifer gets Skippy's clumsy sister to join.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Actor Victor Buono; impressionist Rich Little; Jo Ann Pflug; golfer Tom Weiskopf.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Drew enables Mr. Wick to stay drunk so he can close a deal with an English lord who wants to buy the store; Oswald woos a pretty nurse.

Gus picks up bad habits from Uncle Drew that could jeopardize the boy's chances of winning a baby beauty-contest.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

Betty prepares for the arrival of a cowboy beau.

Bud tries to seem older for a beautiful date.

The Mortons and Bagleys want to attend a Friar's Club testimonial dinner for George and Gracie.

When two of her friends leave their husbands, Gracie invites them to move into her guest room.

Jack, Wayne Newton and Louis Nye perform at a charity fund-raising garden party.

Jack Jones joins Jack in a sketch about the teaching profession.

Discovery Wildlife Park in Alberta; a couple care for orphaned creatures; what to do if confronted by a bear in the wild.

Borneo, Malaysia; caring for young orphans at the Sepilok Orangutan Rehabilitation Centre.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

An efficient beauty reorganizes the Gregg household.

Heavy-handed attempts to boost Peter's morale backfire.

Tim and Martin discuss deep-freezing children until they are older.

Martin's levitation finger is out of wack after he is exposed to the sun's rays.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Edward is thrilled with the performance of Ricky's school-band.

Derek manages to con Ricky into helping him place sports bets.

Muriel quits after Henry uses someone else's photo.

Henry rallies behind two rock musicians banned from the county's music festival.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

With Helen and Louise out of town for the weekend, George and Tom devise a plan to set a world record.

Louise thinks she may have a career as an artist, but George is afraid to tell her the truth.

Benson is named Citywide Magazine's Bachelor of the Month, but the female response threatens his romance with the photographer.

When the visiting President orders a security check of all the employees at the mansion, Benson is labeled a spy.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

Vera's former boyfriend stops by the diner and sparks Elliot's jealousy.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Maude plans to work for a congresswoman friend.

The death of someone close has a drastic effect on Maude's life.

Archie's plan to get Stephanie into the school chorus backfires.

Murray's plans to marry are put on hold when his mother suddenly dies.

Mary, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each recall moving into the apartment building.

Sandra becomes assistant manager at a posh health club in New York City; pilot for a possible spinoff series.

Actor Burt Reynolds; actress Susan Sarandon; author Andrew Tobias.

Dimpton Drinking Club; Film Talk.

Irish group; spoof of TV ads.

Archie's Angels; a tramp.

The minister's daughter dumps Chester; Jessica visits a psychiatrist.

Burt decides to run for sheriff; Mary thinks she may be carrying an alien baby; Jessica's psychiatrist meets the family.

The Tates hire a new butler named Saunders; Burt learns the results of the sheriff's election; Billy tells Leslie their affair is over.

Jessica is hospitalized; Burt wins; Jodie goes to court.

Benson is named Citywide Magazine's Bachelor of the Month, but the female response threatens his romance with the photographer.

When the visiting President orders a security check of all the employees at the mansion, Benson is labeled a spy.

Betty decides it is time she went out on her own, so she moves in with a friend of hers.

The Andersons arrange a face-saving banquet for a poverty-stricken author.

Stanley (Norman Fell) makes quite an impression on his snobbish neighbors when he locks himself out of his house while dressed only in a bathrobe.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

Helen (Audra Lindley) finds letters from Stanley to "Doris" and is convinced he is in love with another woman.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Without telling Helen, Stanley decides to sell the townhouse - and Helen thinks the prospective buyers are friendly neighbors.

A young man visits Stanley and claims to be his son from a brief fling years before.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime - and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen - but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some - but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

Helen's and David's birthday party is a disaster when first Stanley and Jeffrey and then Helen and Anne start squabbling.

Helen is convinced Stanley is having an affair when she sees him give a locket to another woman.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Stanley fears Helen accidentally gave a box containing his girlie magazines to a church rummage sale.

At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco - for Hubert and his secretary.

Helen's mother gives herself a wake at the Ropers' house.

Archie gets ill - literally - over the energy crisis.

The restaurant's grand opening is only hours away - and Archie hasn't hired a cook yet.

Desperate Archie turns to a loan shark when the money for the restaurant addition runs out.

Archie's bookkeeping causes tax problems.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

When Brian borrows Lowell's houseboat for a romantic cruise with Alex, he accidentally sinks the craft.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Joe causes an elderly video-store clerk to have a heart attack after an argument over a videotape charge.

John must sweat out two weeks of jury duty after his advice to Linda on how to avoid it backfires; Bob gives Jake a dog.

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

Cupid targets John and a periodontist, Kate and a South American, and Kirk and a woman giving up smoking.

Jackie (Mindy Seeger) conditionally agrees to move in with Kirk (Jere Burns); Louise (Jane Carr) is asked out by her tax auditor (Lane Davies).

John and Kirk (Judd Hirsch, Jere Burns) level with the women they are dating (De Lane Matthews, Mindy Seeger) and pay the price for their honesty.

Plans to give John (Judd Hirsch) a surprise birthday present go askew when the gift is stolen from Kirk (Jere Burns). With Lela Ivey.

Murray and Archie disagree over what to do about a prostitute who comes to the bar to pick up men.

Edith invites a few guests too many when she hosts a Sabbath dinner for Stephanie.

Murray's past haunts him when he applies for a liquor license.

Murray gives Dottie the prostitute a chance to work at an honorable profession.

Barney wants to sue Archie after he falls off a bar stool at the restaurant.

Murray falls in love with Barney's ex-wife.

Murray and Archie plan on protecting their bar from a neighborhood robber.

Sammy Davis Jr. accepts Archie's invitation to visit the bar.

Archie refuses to take part in the Father and Daughter Night at Stephanie's school, but Murray gladly offers to help out.

Murray and Archie head up a campaign to raise funds for an operation that may cure Mr. Van Ranseleer's blindness.

Murray's boyhood friend, now an organized-crime kingpin, stops by for a visit.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Archie's housekeeper finds a way to get Archie to take Stephanie on a camping trip.

Murray's gambling techniques place Barney and Archie at odds with each other.

Murray decides to quit when he gets fed up with Archie.

Archie helps on Stephanie's science project.

Murray's plans to marry are put on hold when his mother suddenly dies.

Archie ruins Stephanie's chance to attend her first dance.

Archie's niece Billie Bunker comes to visit.

Archie wants Harry to buy out Murray's share of the business.

Stephanie thinks she's old enough to attend a rock concert, but Archie disagrees.

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Gloria lands a job as a veterinarian's assistant.

Archie believes he's ready for romance again.

Stephanie's infatuated with a boy, who just uses her to get closer to an older woman - Billie.

Archie makes a wrong assumption about a friend and her family.

Archie's kitchen help Raul and Jose witness a mugging outside the bar but risk deportation if they go to the police.

Gary rushes to answer an urgent legal call from his ex-fiancee, a soon-to-be divorced model.

Billie soon regrets teaching Stephanie how to charm a man when she starts practicing all she's learned.

Barney gets laid off and Archie takes it upon himself to solve the problem.

Rabinowitz finds himself the prime candidate for a partnership in the family law firm after saving the life of senior partner Uncle Abe.

Billie's new philosophy of life could prove detrimental to her relationship with boyfriend Gary.

Barney's desperate search for female companionship leads him to a video dating service.

Bittersweet memories of her deceased mother are recalled when Stephanie visits her maternal grandmother.

Billie is in love with a new man but is troubled when she learns of his relationship with her ex-boyfriend Gary Rabinowitz.

Actor Charles Nelson Reilly; comedy duo Mack & Jamie; Susie Petrucci.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Drew dates a gorgeous police officer (guest star Jenny McCarthy), raising hopes he's finally gotten lucky in love.

A devious canine stalks Drew throughout the neighborhood, while Drew's friends begin avoiding him.

Samantha turns a runaway horse into a woman in order to be able to communicate with it.

Endora's stint as a baby sitter for Tabitha proves to be too much for Mrs. Kravitz.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

A muscle-bound watchman who saves Jolene's life believes that she's now his girlfriend.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Gracie hires a valet to help George with his personal matters.

Gracie frees a caged bird that George agreed to keep for a vacationing neighbor.

The Kingston Trio's song "Tijuana Jail" is presented as a comedy sketch.

Jack and the Smothers Brothers play wartime performers.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns McHale (Ernest Borgnine) to permanent duty as a liaison officer to the British Navy. With Tim Conway.

Memorial services are conducted for McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew when they are presumed killed in action. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim tries desperately to finish his work before he has to leave on a trip.

After Bud sees a successful man, he decides to quit school and go to work.

Dennis buys his mother a going-away gift.

Dennis wants to buy his father a fishing rod.

Hazel's will shames George into giving her a raise.

George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

Darrin reacts violently when a leprechaun becomes his house guest.

Darrin asks for Samantha's help in influencing an important client.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie can do anything for the school-play lead.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Mel locks himself in his apartment when everyone - including his mother - starts to bother him.

Vera believes she's responsible for the fire that swept through her landlord's apartment.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

A hysterical Mallory disrupts Alex's college interview to tell him about her two-timing boyfriend.

Elyse is worried about her soon-to-be-divorced mother's quick jump into the singles world.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Florence's joy at her small-town cousin's arrival turns to concern when the teen decides to stay.

Florence hopes to improve her social life by placing a personal ad in a newspaper.

George participates in a charity stage production when he discovers that his performance will promote his business.

George becomes a Red Robin scout leader in order to win a "Man of the Year" award.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.

Actress Christina Pickles; John Mendoza; Ed Gillet.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Drew asks Kate to be a role model for his new boss, Lord Mercer's teenage daughter (Jessica Cauffiel).

Drew helps Milan (Jessica Cauffiel) prove to her father that she can run the store despite the staff disliking her.

Darrin reacts violently when a leprechaun becomes his house guest.

Darrin asks for Samantha's help in influencing an important client.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Mel locks himself in his apartment when everyone - including his mother - starts to bother him.

Vera believes she's responsible for the fire that swept through her landlord's apartment.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Gracie applies for a job in an aircraft factory.

George faces troubles with disappearing baby pictures, a bald-headed lawyer and a missing five dollar bill.

Jack hires Ben Blue to do a trick in which he is a shooting target in a laundry bag.

Jack and Barbara join Jimmy Stewart and his wife for their anniversary celebration.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) schemes to have McHale (Ernest Borgnine) transferred to the U.S. to instruct at a PT-boat school.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's (Ernest Borgnine) aid in commandeering a native tribe to work on the Taratupa airstrip. With Tim Conway.

Bud suffers in cramped, but stylish, shoes.

Betty leads the fight to have a nearby hedge removed from a dangerous intersection.

Dennis sets a good example for Mrs. Wilson.

Dennis cares for an incubator full of eggs.

George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation.

An unethical interior decorator threatens Dorothy's business.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

Samantha is upset when Darrin cannot take the vacation he was planning.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Blair is curious about Mrs. Garrett's new beau.

Tootie is obsessed with singer Jermaine Jackson.

Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer.

Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Alex discovers Uncle Ned's (Tom Hanks) serious drinking problem.

Alex pretends he is a supporter of the Equal Rights Amendment to impress an attractive feminist.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

Their new affluence causes marital mayhem for the Jeffersons.

A piece of primitive art sparks an inter-family battle about the importance of ancestors.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

Lionel's playboy behavior upsets his parents.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Actor James Stewart; Jim Fowler.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

As security guards, Lewis and Oswald hinder Drew's efforts to catch an airplane to a party with supermodels in Spain.

Drew can't figure out why his normally placid brother is suddenly starting fistfights everywhere he goes; Oswald and Lewis test an experimental empathy drug.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

Samantha is upset when Darrin cannot take the vacation he was planning.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer.

Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Wanting to help George learn about art, Gracie visits a museum, where she learns just enough to offer mixed-up information.

A trombone player with a sad story manages to get $50 from George.

Jack recalls making music in his home as a boy.

A supermarket clerk causes problems for Jack.

A photographer (guest star Arte Johnson) is assigned to McHale's boat to take battle-action pictures. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

When a dead ringer for Binghamton (Joe Flynn in a dual role) is assigned to McHale's crew, the men are sure he is a spy. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Ralph, Betty's boyfriend, asks for her hand in marriage.

Betty is assigned to write a theme on devoted brothers and sisters.

Dennis trains Mr. Wilson's dog, Fremont.

Mr. Wilson opposes cutting down an old tree.

Hazel's new color television attracts family and friends.

A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

The President of Darrin's company allows his assistant to investigate Samantha's activities.

A private detective tries to blackmail Samantha when he discovers she is a witch.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Vera has a few confessions to make when Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded.

Mel asks his cousin for help in a crazy scheme to crush a competitor.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Mallory's afraid she'll lose her new boyfriend if she doesn't give in to his romantic requests.

Alex has two dates for the senior prom after his dream girl changes her mind about going with him.

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

George agrees to lead a tenants' protest meeting.

An old friend threatens to expose George's past.

Louise's visiting uncle gets a cold reception from George and Lionel.

Mother Jefferson announces wedding plans.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding - even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Actor Steve Landesberg; actress Cindy Morgan; Barbara and Elden Hathaway.

Tempers flare when the gang and an annoying old man (William Hickey) are trapped in Antonio's taxi during a storm.

Encouraged by Brian, Joe becomes involved in a relationship with Fay's 19-year-old study partner (Liz Vassey).

Milan's divorced mother (Julia Duffy) falls for Drew and his simple lifestyle; Milan loans for butler (Paxton Whitehead) to Mimi for a week in recognition of Secretary's Day.

As Lewis races to find a date to his ex-girlfriend's wedding, his mother (June Lockhart) reveals a family secret.

The President of Darrin's company allows his assistant to investigate Samantha's activities.

A private detective tries to blackmail Samantha when he discovers she is a witch.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Vera has a few confessions to make when Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded.

Mel asks his cousin for help in a crazy scheme to crush a competitor.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Gracie rescues Harry Morton from a husband-seeking countess.

Gracie gets George involved in the blossoming romance of two young people.

Jack casts a TV special about his own life.

Jack performs in a sketch about a lunch-counter murder.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew decide to adopt a little girl left behind by a hospital ship. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Lester (Carl Ballantine) trades $4 million for some native trinkets. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Kathy is stricken by puppy love for a neighborhood boy.

Bud plans a homecoming week with the accent on the space age.

Mr. Wilson tries to build a brick barbecue.

Dennis wants to enter a soapbox derby.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Hazel gives up Thanksgiving with her own family to be with the Baxters.

Samantha confuses a crook with Darrin's eccentric Uncle Albert.

Darrin plans a celebration because Samantha has not used witchcraft for a month.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Tootie decides to go to New York unchaperoned.

Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.

Mel's headed for trouble when he buys a computer to handle his bookkeeping tasks.

Alice almost loses her job when Tommy gives Mel some marketing tips.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Elyse goes on stage at a local club to sing folk style, but finds the audience does not like it.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

George contracts the "rich man's disease.".

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

Comic Don Rickles; actor Eli Wallach; author Colleen McCullough; Lou Brock.

After Alex reveals she is moonlighting as a barmaid, the others recall some of their off-season odd jobs.

Drew and the gang top an anti-porn crusader's list of Cleveland's most frequent visitors to adult Websites, causing shame on Mother's Day. Marion Ross, Adrienne Barbeau, Richard Chamberlain, June Lockhart and Phyllis Diller guest star.

A bald eagle builds a nest on Drew's roof; Drew's date (Kathy Griffin) is traumatized when the bird eats her dog; a boy blackmails Oswald and Lewis for their homemade cookies.

Samantha confuses a crook with Darrin's eccentric Uncle Albert.

Darrin plans a celebration because Samantha has not used witchcraft for a month.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Mel's headed for trouble when he buys a computer to handle his bookkeeping tasks.

Alice almost loses her job when Tommy gives Mel some marketing tips.

Betty asks her family not to celebrate her birthday when she learns that gift giving has become meaningless.

Jim makes a risky deal with Bud when they agree on a $10-a-week allowance.

The Burns' guest room becomes a temporary doghouse when Gracie hides a Great Dane puppy for Joey.

Gracie's mapping out the future when she interviews candidates to decide who will be the next Mrs. George Burns.

A cheap Hong Kong suit gives out on Jack.

Jack decides to go to the gym to get some muscles so he can impress his girl.

Mountain gorillas in the Rwandan jungle; people who have dedicated their lives to helping Rwanda's animals and communities survive after the genocide.

Wild moose in the Canadian Rockies; bighorn sheep; traveling elk; a cowboy gives horseback-riding advice.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

After his beloved Jasper dies, Bentley refuses to have another dog.

Kelly picks the wrong time to ask for driving lessons.

The sound of a bad violin short-circuits Martin.

Martin tries to curtail Mrs. Brown's generosity, only to cause her to become a miser.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Ricky manages to con his mother into buying him a motorcycle.

Edward and J.T.'s father find themselves clashing over money.

Muriel and Henry get caught up in the Kennedys' marriage problems when Herb has an affair.

Mrs. Stinson announces she is ready for retirement.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

When Benson judges a beauty pageant, Clayton and the governor try to sway the vote.

Benson and the governor deliver Denise's baby in an elevator.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Vera kidnaps a circus horse when she believes it is being mistreated.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.