Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Townsfolk are uncomfortable in spring pageant roles.

Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout.

House-sitting Goober pretends a mansion is his.

Mike acquires a foster daughter in Hong Kong and learns that she plans to come to the U.S.

Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire.

Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder.

Sam worries about Alice's increasing involvement with her harp teacher.

Howard moves into a swinging singles apartment at the invitation of a beautiful newswoman.

Sam lets Mike buy an old car from Goober and he soon runs right into trouble.

Goober gets lost on a spelunking expedition.

A pretty city planner comes to Mayberry to help Sam just as Millie is going on vacation.

Emmett is proud and excited when an industrial firm wants to buy his patent for an old forgotten invention.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

Annoyed at the noise the twins make, Bill jumps at the chance to send them to camp.

Danny attempts a Hollywood television show.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Having no choice, Steve takes the triplets to work where a secretary offers to take them home until he is finished. However he accidentally loses her phone number and when she finally calls, she announces that the boys have run out the front door.

Chip complains about Polly's lack of sales resistance because they have an apartment full of useless things. But she is trapped by a salesman into giving a dinner party for eight people in exchange for a free set of cookware.

Lucy creates bedlam when she accompanies Chris roller-skating.

Lucy helps promote the career of a plumber who is a double for Jack Benny.

Richie persuades Fonzie to star in the title role of.

Laverne gets thrown into jail after she is accused of shoplifting at an exclusive store.

Erika Tiffany-Smith arrives on the island looking for a place to build a hotel.

Gilligan and the Skipper suspect one of the castaways of murder.

The ship competes with Stubing's arch rival (Ted Knight) in a cruise from British Columbia to Alaska; guests Sonny Bono, Tom Bosley, Michele Lee, Priscilla Barnes, Doug Barr, Mary Crosby, John James, Charlotte Rae.

The ship competes with Stubing's arch rival (Ted Knight) in a cruise from British Columbia to Alaska; guests Sonny Bono, Tom Bosley, Michele Lee, Priscilla Barnes, Doug Barr, Mary Crosby, John James, Charlotte Rae.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

J.J.'s far-reaching search for a date overlooks an eager candidate who takes some dangerous steps to ensure that she'll never be forgotten again.

J.J. has some fast decisions to make when he mistakenly enters an important art contest with someone else's painting.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

Norm and Cliff go to Burbank after Cliff is convinced that Johnny Carson will be using one of his jokes.

When the guests return to Cheers following Woody's wedding, a carelessly discarded cigarette sets the bar on fire.

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Felix plans to give Oscar a surprise birthday party.

Howard Borden's 22-year old sister, Debbie, arrives to spend the week with him. When Emily arranges a blind date for her with Jerry, Howard suddenly turns into an overprotective big brother.

Dick (Bob Newhart) faces a lawsuit when he is charged with plagiarism. With Mary Frann and Tom Poston.

Ralph wants to write songs with Norton.

While in Mexico, Bilko and his three friends lose their uniforms to bank robbers.

Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.Guests: Joanne Woodward..

Dobie tries to bolster Maynard's romantic confidence.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

Don accompanies Ann when she gets to do a show in Las Vegas.

A Marine captain wants to court-martial Carlos.

Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard pressed to complete a school assignment.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

French is shocked when he learns that his nephew is not going to follow family tradition.

Danny starts to feel old when the club hires a young performer (Paul Anka).

Alex and Donna think Mary is out after curfew.

Birthdays bring chaos to the Douglas family. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Polly and Chip (Ronne Troup, Stanley Livingston) care for everyone else's children over a long weekend.

Lucy and Viv get into trouble when they brag about their skiing ability.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

The Cunninghams plan a quiet family Christmas until they discover that Fonzie faces a lonely holiday.

The Pizza Bowl gang, the Fonz and Richie reminisce about the crazy times they've shared with the girls.

The Professor uses a communications cable found in the lagoon to build a telephone.

The men learn Mary Ann's boyfriend has married another woman.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Florida's efforts to pass an important medical exam at work may be thwarted by a well-meaning gift from the children she cares most about.

Willona is forced into the stand of a lifetime when Penny's natural mother arrives.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Edith adds a senior citizen wedding and a pair of honeymooners to Archie's precious fishing trip plans.

Archie's management skills cause Harry and Carlos to quit on opening night, and Archie must turn to his inexperienced family members for help.

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Billie helps Harry celebrate his birthday and an unexpected guest arrives in the form of a gun-toting burglar.

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of.

Sam prepares for the grand reopening of his bar following the fire; the honeymoon ends for Woody and Kelly.

Rebecca coaches Norm for a job interview as a taster at a brewery; a slot machine is accidentally delivered to the bar.

A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob and Emily try to decide if they should give up their apartment and buy a house.

George's (Tom Poston) latest girlfriend is looking to get married -- and he's looking for a way out. With Bob Newhart.

Norton wins a television set with a ticket Ralph purchased for him.

Bilko tries to give Hall's career a boost.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.Guests: Jack Klugman..

Dobie and Maynard masquerade as a war hero and aide.

Miss Brooks wants to replace the school janitor's broken window, but cheapskate Conklin won't budge.

Ann and Don plan an elaborate joke in retaliation for the joke Marty played on them.

One of the students develops a crush on Carlos.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

The twins win a lamb in a contest.

Mobsters go after a comic who they believe is swiping jokes from Danny.

An invitation to a bachelor party delights Alex.

Barbara's (Beverly Garland) bubbly personality becomes embarrassing for Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Katie gets a job as a coffeehouse singer.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

Potsie invites three stranded beauty pageant contestants to spend the night at the Cunninghams' home.

The girls are mistaken for prostitutes and picked up by police.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

In the Aegean Sea, a jewel thief is pursued; Doc proposes; a model finds an old love; and Julie sees a man she sponsored.

In the Aegean Sea: a jewel thief is pursued; Doc proposes; a model finds an old love; and Julie sees a man she sponsored.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

A visit from Florida's wealthy cousin brings expensive gifts for everyone until Florida discovers just where all the money is coming from.

The Evans family tries to discover the source of Keith's anger and depression.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Mike writes a letter to the editor that enrages members of the KKK, which Archie is trying to join to protect his bar from crime.

Archie is asked to burn a cross in the Stivics' lawn, but must take action when Mike and Gloria forbid him to see Joey.

Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.

Four mental patients charged with defrauding a cab driver escape from their psychiatrist after appearing in court.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Sam defends his ladies man status in a contest with a suave Frenchman (Anthony Cistaro).

Cliff's old girlfriend blows back into town after a six-month absence; Rebecca hires a jingle writer.

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

Bob's routine is disrupted when when Emily decides to take a full-time job with the Board of Education. After a night out drinking with Mr. Carlin, a tipsy Bob shares his concerns with Emily.

George cannot stand the attention he receives after he takes part in a lifesaving feat.

Ralph is forced to bring the bus company's money home with him for safekeeping.

Love gets in the way when Bilko attempts to promote a sharpshooter.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Dobie fears homesick Maynard will desert.

Mrs. Davis uses money meant for the school to buy Miss Brooks a new dress.

While on a modelling job, Ann is recruited to spy on a competitor who is suspected of appropriating and duplicating designs.

The convent children adopt a dog -- an accomplished pickpocket.

Michelle wants Danny to stop treating her like a baby, so she tries to act grown-up.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

A rodeo cowboy fascinates Buffy and Jody.

Rusty's poor grades prevent him from playing in an important basketball game.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

Polly (Ronne Troup) believes Chip (Stanley Livingston) is losing interest in her.

Reluctant students take cello lessons from Uncle Charley (William Demarest).

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

Fonzie shocks Richie and his friends when he announces marriage plans.

To earn money, Laverne and Shirley volunteer to be subjects for scientific experiments.

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Good fortune shines on the Evans family and creates the happiest day of Florida's life.

The Evans family faces eviction from their Chicago apartment.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Edith takes matters into her own hands when Archie, depressed over the state of his bar, locks himself in the bedroom and refuses to come out until 1997.

Gloria gets a letter from a friend that arranged her blind date with Mike, Gloria recounts the story of what happened that night.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

Lilith confesses to Frasier that she has had an extramarital affair; Sam hires a bouncer for the bar.

Frasier stands on a ledge to try and win Lilith back after she admits to an affair.

The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka.

Oscar befriends an attractive young lady, then finds he must compete with Felix for her affection.

When a star pitcher for the Chicago Cubs credits Bob with saving his career, the endorsement brings Bob a new patient, Moose Washburn -- a second-string player whose career is beyond a mere psychologist's help.

A feud erupts when Dick complains about a goat owned by Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

After having to bring the bus company's money home with him, Ralph hides it in the icebox.

Bilko whips up a concoction that supposedly removes facial wrinkles.

A spoof of.

To win a girl, Dobie says his father is a war hero.

Friends try to keep Miss Brooks from buying an alligator purse by bleeding her dry of money so they can buy it for her as a birthday surprise.

Unaware that her true intentions have been discovered, Ann is fooled into taking photographs of reject designs.

Sister Bertrille is becalmed on an island with castaways Carlos and April.