Ned Vanderkellen (Lyle Talbot) drops dead during his 100th-birthday party at the family mansion. Jose Ferrer and Patricia Morrill guest star.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Ken Berry and Shirley Jones drop in to join in the fun; Carol suffers under the lingering spell of a hypnotist; Shirley takes aim at Carol.Guests: Ken Berry, Shirley Jones..

An insecure girl latches onto Dobie.

Conklin blames Miss Brooks for swiping his phone book, but Connie thinks Conklin took hers.

A would-be actress works odd jobs while waiting for her big break.

Sister Bertrille substitutes as an advice columnist.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Gidget wants to buy an expensive camera for her father's birthday gift.

Gidget's latest job requires her to drive -- but she doesn't have a license.

Introducing young viewers to animal survivors.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Steve's yearning for quiet leads him to an all-female house that mimics the Douglas home.

Steve roots for Robbie's opponent in a model airplane contest.

Mike is dissatisfied with his current girlfriend.

Robbie becomes the victim of hero worship when he shares a locker with the school's star athlete.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Lucy wangles the star role in a revue on the promise that Ricky will emcee.

Lucy and Ethel believe they are entitled to equal rights with men.

Archie fumes with jealousy when an old secret about Edith and her former beau is revealed.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Sue Ann plays the "good sport" when a younger woman with no experience takes over her show.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs; Tim also appears as The Oldest Man -- now working as a dresser for the theatre -- and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence..

A twist on the "Cinderella" story finds Diane trying to locate a man who left his coat at Cheers.

Carla's 16-year-old son wants to marry his high-school sweetheart.

Diane fears she is being followed by a deranged actor that is out to kill her.

Diane gives a prized book signed by Ernest Hemmingway to Sam as collateral for the loan he gave her.

Stephanie's mother (Priscilla Morrill) offers to buy the newlyweds (Julia Duffy, Peter Scolari) a house if Michael agrees to become a Vanderkellen.

An impoverished British lord (Tony Jay) pays his bill at the inn by leaving Dick (Bob Newhart) his title. With Mary Frann.

Joanna's aunt (Nancy Walker) visits the inn and revives a 19-year-old feud with Dick (Bob Newhart). With Mary Frann.

George (Tom Poston) has a short-lived romance with a woman (Jan Cobler) possessing a large posterior. With Bob Newhart.

Max's undercover role causes his friends to think that he has gone bananas.

Max's friend, Sid Krimm, comes to the rescue to retrieve a list of KAOS agents.

A girl's policeman father objects to Dobie.

Dobie and Zelda seem headed for the altar.

A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi and they are evicted.

Tension mounts when a young consultant Lou hires to boost ratings begins usurping Mary's responsibilities.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Ted insinuates that he is having a romance with Mary.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Mary asks Lou for the chance to produce the news program on her own.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Phyllis is forced to look for a job after Lars cuts off her credit cards.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Mary is in a predicament when she realizes she can't stand the son of the man she has been dating.

Gidget wants to buy an expensive camera for her father's birthday gift.

Lou can't cope with his ex-wife's marriage plans.

Gidget's latest job requires her to drive -- but she doesn't have a license.

Mary moves into a new high-rise apartment.

Introducing young viewers to animal survivors.

Murray considers having a fling after meeting a woman at one of Mary's parties.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

When Lou decides to hire a female newscaster, he gives orders to find a "girl like Mary.".

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Amorous Sue Ann lures Lou to her apartment.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

After Mary turns down Sue Ann's offer to produce her show, Murray accepts the position.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Sue Ann falls for a man also pursuing Mary.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Melanie meets her boyfriend's family and finds two big obstacles; Joy's green-card scam with Rick goes awry; Victoria dates an ancient billionaire; Elka goes on a bender.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

The ladies compete for the affections of Elka's attractive new lawyer; Elka gets more bad news.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Steve's yearning for quiet leads him to an all-female house that mimics the Douglas home.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Steve roots for Robbie's opponent in a model airplane contest.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Mike is dissatisfied with his current girlfriend.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

Robbie becomes the victim of hero worship when he shares a locker with the school's star athlete.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's (Kevin Nealon) marriage proposal; billionaire Artie Firestone (Jon Lovitz) wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover; Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns for a visit.

Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long; tensions rise among the ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

Lucy wangles the star role in a revue on the promise that Ricky will emcee.

A baby enters the women's lives; a super-vixen offers Melanie a job; Elka gets the upper-hand with her boyfriend.

Lucy and Ethel believe they are entitled to equal rights with men.

Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast.

Archie fumes with jealousy when an old secret about Edith and her former beau is revealed.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Sue Ann plays the "good sport" when a younger woman with no experience takes over her show.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs; Tim also appears as The Oldest Man -- now working as a dresser for the theatre -- and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence..

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

A twist on the "Cinderella" story finds Diane trying to locate a man who left his coat at Cheers.

Joy makes a decision about which man she will marry; Victoria's movie proves challenging; Elka tries to bring film jobs to Cleveland.

Carla's 16-year-old son wants to marry his high-school sweetheart.

Diane fears she is being followed by a deranged actor that is out to kill her.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

Diane gives a prized book signed by Ernest Hemmingway to Sam as collateral for the loan he gave her.

Mary's apartment is converted to a delivery room when Georgette goes into labor at Mary's party.

Stephanie's mother (Priscilla Morrill) offers to buy the newlyweds (Julia Duffy, Peter Scolari) a house if Michael agrees to become a Vanderkellen.

Mary and Sue Ann volunteer to be big sisters to two delinquent girls.

An impoverished British lord (Tony Jay) pays his bill at the inn by leaving Dick (Bob Newhart) his title. With Mary Frann.

Mary feels responsible when a priest confides to her that he is going to leave the church.

Joanna's aunt (Nancy Walker) visits the inn and revives a 19-year-old feud with Dick (Bob Newhart). With Mary Frann.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

George (Tom Poston) has a short-lived romance with a woman (Jan Cobler) possessing a large posterior. With Bob Newhart.

Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions.

Max's undercover role causes his friends to think that he has gone bananas.

Georgette tells Mary that she is going to leave Ted because she feels he doesn't love her anymore.

Max's friend, Sid Krimm, comes to the rescue to retrieve a list of KAOS agents.

Murray is the only one to voice his disapproval when the new owner of WJM adopts unpopular procedures.

A girl's policeman father objects to Dobie.

Mary discovers incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress.

Dobie and Zelda seem headed for the altar.

Mary faces a contempt charge for refusing to reveal a news source.

A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

Mary unknowingly accepts a date with Murray's father.

The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi and they are evicted.

Murray regrets being Ted's ghostwriter when an article he writes turns out to be worth more than he thought.

Tension mounts when a young consultant Lou hires to boost ratings begins usurping Mary's responsibilities.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Ted insinuates that he is having a romance with Mary.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Mary asks Lou for the chance to produce the news program on her own.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Phyllis is forced to look for a job after Lars cuts off her credit cards.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Mary is in a predicament when she realizes she can't stand the son of the man she has been dating.

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

The siblings insist on nursing injured Bill.

Lou can't cope with his ex-wife's marriage plans.

When Rusty runs for class president, Charley suggests a campaign rally at the Copa with the Smothers Brothers.

Mary moves into a new high-rise apartment.

Mary falls for a boy involved in a science project.

Murray considers having a fling after meeting a woman at one of Mary's parties.

Mike faces disciplinary action for a college fraternity prank.

When Lou decides to hire a female newscaster, he gives orders to find a "girl like Mary.".

Bub's card-playing buddies causes problems for the Douglases.

Amorous Sue Ann lures Lou to her apartment.

Lucy and Viv reminisce over their many years together.

After Mary turns down Sue Ann's offer to produce her show, Murray accepts the position.

Lucy takes a night carhop job after she breaks Mr. Mooney's television set.

Sue Ann falls for a man also pursuing Mary.

Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Melanie meets her boyfriend's family and finds two big obstacles; Joy's green-card scam with Rick goes awry; Victoria dates an ancient billionaire; Elka goes on a bender.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

The ladies compete for the affections of Elka's attractive new lawyer; Elka gets more bad news.

Phyllis begs Mary to tell her daughter, Bess, about the facts of life.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

Richie places freedom of the press above friendship when he plans to expose Fonzie's phobia.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

A nun meets a man she knew before her vows; a doctor wants to keep his profession a secret; an overdone joke may see Gopher wed.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

The Evans family finally discovers Carl's serious medical secret.

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.

Willona and the Evans family try to help a mysterious little girl.

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's (Kevin Nealon) marriage proposal; billionaire Artie Firestone (Jon Lovitz) wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover; Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns for a visit.

Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long; tensions rise among the ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

A baby enters the women's lives; a super-vixen offers Melanie a job; Elka gets the upper-hand with her boyfriend.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast.

Mike has been having a pain in the side and the doctor tells him that he needs to have an appendectomy. This leads Archie and Gloria to argue about the proficiency of women doctors.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, the family discovers that one of the tickets is a winner, but there is a catch: Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her, but belong to George Jefferson.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

The guys decide to "help" Carla when she receives no responses to her personal ad.

Joy makes a decision about which man she will marry; Victoria's movie proves challenging; Elka tries to bring film jobs to Cleveland.

Norm hears rumors from his neighbor about Vera and the man next door.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

Alex arranges a date between Elaine and one of his fares, who is a real loser with women.

Mary's apartment is converted to a delivery room when Georgette goes into labor at Mary's party.

Felix learns that his and Oscar's fathers once knew each other.

Mary and Sue Ann volunteer to be big sisters to two delinquent girls.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

Mary feels responsible when a priest confides to her that he is going to leave the church.

Dick hopes Joanna sees the light about her fear of eye doctors.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

Ralph looks for his razor blades.

Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Georgette tells Mary that she is going to leave Ted because she feels he doesn't love her anymore.

Guests include Ross Martin and John Davidson.Guests: Ross Martin, John Davidson..

Murray is the only one to voice his disapproval when the new owner of WJM adopts unpopular procedures.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Mary discovers incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Mary faces a contempt charge for refusing to reveal a news source.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

Mary unknowingly accepts a date with Murray's father.

A would-be actress works odd jobs while waiting for her big break.

Murray regrets being Ted's ghostwriter when an article he writes turns out to be worth more than he thought.

The convent gets a pool table and Sister Bertrille winds up behind the eight ball.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

The siblings insist on nursing injured Bill.

When Rusty runs for class president, Charley suggests a campaign rally at the Copa with the Smothers Brothers.

Mary falls for a boy involved in a science project.

Mike faces disciplinary action for a college fraternity prank.

Bub's card-playing buddies causes problems for the Douglases.

Lucy and Viv reminisce over their many years together.

Lucy takes a night carhop job after she breaks Mr. Mooney's television set.

Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Phyllis begs Mary to tell her daughter, Bess, about the facts of life.

Richie places freedom of the press above friendship when he plans to expose Fonzie's phobia.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

A nun meets a man she knew before her vows; a doctor wants to keep his profession a secret; an overdone joke may see Gopher wed.

Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

The Evans family finally discovers Carl's serious medical secret.

Willona and the Evans family try to help a mysterious little girl.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Mike has been having a pain in the side and the doctor tells him that he needs to have an appendectomy. This leads Archie and Gloria to argue about the proficiency of women doctors.

When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, the family discovers that one of the tickets is a winner, but there is a catch: Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her, but belong to George Jefferson.

Three best friends from Los Angeles flying to Paris make an emergency stop in Cleveland and realize the norms from home no longer apply.

Joy dates a much younger man; Melanie encourages Elka to date again; Victoria gets hooked on Big N Easy.

Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

The guys decide to "help" Carla when she receives no responses to her personal ad.

Norm hears rumors from his neighbor about Vera and the man next door.

Alex arranges a date between Elaine and one of his fares, who is a real loser with women.

Felix learns that his and Oscar's fathers once knew each other.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

Dick hopes Joanna sees the light about her fear of eye doctors.

Ralph looks for his razor blades.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Guests include Ross Martin and John Davidson.Guests: Ross Martin, John Davidson..

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

A would-be actress works odd jobs while waiting for her big break.

The convent gets a pool table and Sister Bertrille winds up behind the eight ball.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

Bill takes Buffy to a resort hotel on Puerto Rico.

Kathy and Danny, touring the British countryside, meet up with a notorious poacher.

Donna learns Alex's friend bribes his wife for favors.

Steve takes the boys to Tokyo.

Chip challenges Robbie in business.

Lucy poses as Mr. Mooney's wife to fend off his admirer.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney are arrested for possession of stolen goods.

Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Lou's friend, a middle-aged bachelor, persuades Lou to get him a date with Mary.

A sheriff takes a dislike to Fonzie and conducts a heavy-handed campaign to run him out of town.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

Willona goes through several frustrating attempts of trying to report her suspicions that Penny is being abused, but a complication arises when the Gordons unexpectedly decide to move from their apartment.

Willona must make an agonizing decision that could change the rest of her life.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Archie is excited when he has the chance to try out for a prestigious bowling team after six years of waiting for a vacancy on the team.

Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.

Elka finds love at first sight; Melanie turns out to be a dead ringer for her date's lost love; Victoria fixes Joy up with a "killer" date.

Melanie makes a wrong impression on one of her neighbors while throwing a party; Victoria gets hired to do a Japanese commercial; Elka makes a change to impress her senior prom date.

Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

The gang at Cheers calls in a ringer to help the pub win a bowling match against a rival bar.

Cliff's long-lost father comes for a visit but he soon learns why he came.

Bobby tears up his cabbie license when it seems he has finally landed a long-awaited role in a soap opera.

Oscar takes a job with a radio station as a sports talk show host.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Larry, Darryl and Darryl are jailed after they are accused of stealing a farmer's cow.

Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus; Ralph thinks a turkey ate Alice's missing wedding ring.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vicki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.Guests: Ronnie Schell, Vikki Carr..

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods.

Sister Bertrille stages a pageant and discovers a new Columbus.