In south London, Kirstie and Phil help Jess and Zak, who've viewed over 60 properties to no avail, and self-professed oldest first-time buyers in town Rachel and Alan.

A teenager in Lancashire turns a derelict narrowboat into a holiday home for the family. In Warwickshire, could a greasy burger van be the answer to a bride-to-be's prayers.

In Surrey, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole unearth some classic Danish furniture and make an unexpected profit for its owner.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Pat Nevin in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Woody gets hooked on buying rubbish from a home shopping channel. Norm and Cliff start a fight between Sam and Frasier over a credit card.

Kelly returns from Europe with a French boyfriend in tow, causing consternation for Woody. Cliff aims to cheat death by having his head cryogenically frozen.

Rebecca and Sam worry about freeloaders when Cheers is featured in an entertainment coupon book. Carla's mother makes an unreasonable demand.

Carla tells everyone that the football table is possessed. Sam raises the stakes in his feud with restaurant owner John Hill by trying to date his daughter.

Carrie convinces Doug to join a support group, but he decides to sign up for a totally different one instead.

Doug's position as the office clown is threatened when a new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations.

Frasier goes out to dinner with his attractive matchmaker Charlotte. and her boyfriend Frank.

Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. Niles plans Martin's stag party.

Frasier considers throwing out an old pot, but it brings back memories, including the time he accidentally glued himself to an obnoxious blind date.

With Charlotte about to leave for Chicago, Frasier is offered a job in San Francisco.

In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again.

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In Spain, Jo and Ken fling open their doors to the flamboyance of flamenco. In France, Jon and Angela turn a shed into a wedding venue, with themselves as guinea pigs.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue a Fiat X1/9. Its owner, Steve, who has terminal cancer, desperately wants to see his son drive it.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Pat Nevin in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

With help from his old friend Angus, Ian is looking for a holiday home on Ibiza for himself, his wife and their two sons. Can Ben Hillman find the one for £400k.

In Crosby, Ned and Josh take on a tired terrace with wonky walls that needs a complete refurb. Can they flip it in six months and make a profit.

Tim and Margreeth battle the elements to build a log sweat lodge. Abbie, Clive and Karen go full steam ahead to get ready for wedding season and the raspberry harvest.

The Rodriguezes catch up with Marsha and Adrian who wanted to put down coastal roots. The Garners find out how Arthur and Melanie are settling into Spanish life.

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The popular dog dating show returns as enthusiastic French bulldog Spud bursts into the pen. But is loveable Spud more dog than most owners are looking for.

As the prosecution try to prove that the defendant is lying about the night of the murder, the jurors' disagreements escalate, arguments erupt and accusations fly.

A reality TV star seeks romance. A free spirit wrestles with commitment. One dater hopes for nice gifts. And a nervous first-timer and a confident dater lose the thread.

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Masked Dancer, Married at First Sight UK, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, Bad Sisters and This Is MY House.

Gordon visits Long Beach in California to save Nino's, a failing Italian restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of eldest son Nino.

Oscar-winning drama with Mads Mikkelsen. Four schoolteachers decide to test the theory that humans are born with 0.05% too little alcohol in the blood. In Danish/subs.

A Newcastle tenant booby-traps their ex-flat with used needles hanging from the ceiling and doors. And a high-speed crash in Phoenix leaves blood smeared across a busy junction.

Health-conscious family the Beimers switch up their supermarket favourites for a week. After a bargain-store BBQ gives them food for thought, will they swap their shop for good.

a tiny house on an old trailer, enabling them to live debt-free.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Pat Nevin in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Robin proposes to Rebecca and wants to marry her on his release from jail, but she gets cold feet. Frasier's hooked on the new karaoke machine.

Robin hires a music star to sing at his wedding to Rebecca, who has forgotten her cold feet, but Sam's request makes her change her tune about the marriage.

Rebecca struggles to come to terms with the fact that she's broken off her marriage to Robin.

Sam's annual Valentine's Day get-together with Lauren is put at risk when he develops back trouble. Frasier and Lilith try to merge their therapy groups.

Doug fakes a heart attack to cover up the fact that he's forgotten Carrie's friend's name.

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention, but instead sees his mother with a very seductive Arthur Spooner.

In the last ever episode of the sitcom, Frasier is feeling lonely on his own in the apartment, and San Francisco beckons.

The opening episode of the classic comedy series in which Dr Frasier Crane returns to Seattle, where he has a job as a radio psychiatrist.

While trying to adjust to life with his new housemates, Frasier spends the day searching for a quiet place to read his book.

Frasier and Niles decide to take Martin out for a tip-top meal but end up at his favourite restaurant - the Timber Mill House of Beef.

Gordon helps Iberville Cuisine and Oyster Bar, in New Orleans, as they prepare for the Super Bowl being hosted in the city's Caesars Superdome.

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In Spain, Jo and Ken try to turn a profit with their musical side hustle. Colin faces a difficult decision in Bulgaria. In France, will Jon and Angela's wedding be a wash out.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue their first ever custom car - a radically modified VW Beetle called a VW Wizard.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Pat Nevin in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Happened Next?: Is Doreen and Tommy's paradise pad on the Costa Almería still every bit the dream? And we find out how Janet and Colin are settling into life on the Algarve.

In Birmingham, Karan and Zoe fix up a terraced house with an illicit past. Can they dispel the old, welcome in the new, and turn a tidy profit.

Ithaca and Alex battle the elements to prepare for their annual flower fair. Tim and Margreeth try to create a cheese and wine tasting venue in an old stable.

In Almería, the Garners hunt for a home with a breathtaking view for Paul and Breda. And in Alicante, can Charlotte rise to the occasion to find keen baker Peter a perfect place.

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Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at savvy spending, from Lexie and Ed's fit-to-burst four-bed in Nottingham to Heather and Tim's Lothianburn letdown.

The defence reveal a surprising new piece of evidence, and both sides present their closing arguments. Can the opposed jurors find common ground and deliver justice.

on the Staircase: Is trial by jury the best justice? A manslaughter case is restaged, word-for-word, with actors. Will the jury reach the same verdict as in the real-life trial.

Sci-fi thriller with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emilia Clarke. Part five of the franchise follows Sarah Connor in an alternate timeline to the previous movies, as she takes on Skynet.

Gordon visits Ohio. The owner of the Mill Street Bistro claims to have the best menu between New York and LA. But the diners don't agree.

The BAFTA-winning series returns, with a brand-new restaged real-life murder trial. A jury hear the case of a young mum who killed her boyfriend. Was it self-defence.

The defence build their case, presenting evidence of the young mum's boyfriend's previous violent behaviour. Divisions, alliances and friendships begin to form within the jury.

In Kent, Kirstie and Phil help Robin and Gemma to find a family home after three years living in Singapore, and Gemma and Barney who are buying their first home together in Tunbridge Wells.

The ingenious builds this time include a gin bar made from a rail wagon, a narrowboat conversion, and an epic cathedral near Madrid hand-built over 50 years by one man.

Rebecca decides it's time to set her sights on a new goal and aims to buy the lease for the bar from John Hill. But a worried Sam gets wind of her plans.

Norm becomes increasingly paranoid when Vera gets a job working above the bar at Melville's restaurant. Lilith helps Frasier celebrate his birthday.

Sam is certain that Rebecca's made a big mistake when she converts the bar's pool room into a genteel café serving tea, but Rebecca has a secret weapon.

Carla plots to win the Miss Boston Barmaid prize by being pleasant to all the judges, but when she realises Cliff is among them, she struggles to be nice.

There's a new wedding planner at Willow Lake. Thing is, her ex is the best man at the wedding she's planning. Awks. Can Olivia resist helping her young protégé out.

Marge decides not to make any new friends after Homer offends their charming new British neighbours - but then Lisa declares that she doesn't need playmates either.

Bart is plagued by guilt when he wins the annual race around the school with some illicit help from Nelson, who beats up front-runner Milhouse.

In Bulgaria, Colin and Paul give their horseback riding a trial trot. In Spain, have Jo and Ken's business-boosting experiments moved the dial.

In Almería, can the Garners find Jolene a home near to her best friend Andrea's? In Murcia, Darren and Natalie are hoping for top marks from retired teachers Naomi and Tony.

The competition kicks off at Rosaire Guest House in Llandudno, where host Jo and her mum Pat end up with some illuminating feedback about their guests' lack of sleep.

At The Queens Hotel in Harlech, Rachel and professional impersonator Liam are keen to make a good impression. But an issue in the bathroom gives one B&Ber that sinking feeling.

For the third visit of the week, the B&Bers head to Mat and Helen's B&B, The Mill at Glynhir in Llandybie, Carmarthenshire, where things get prickly during a visit to a botanical garden.

The final visit is to Lesley and Sarah's Hideaway Escapes in Pembrokeshire, where one set of guests' decision to sleep in their car rather than their room leaves the hosts all revved up.

On a feisty payment day, the B&Bers tackle everything from bathroom blues to one set of guests completely refusing to try out one of their rivals' rooms. But who'll win the week.

In Yorkshire, Emily and Joe race against time and the market to find a home before their rental agreement runs out. And can Suki and Kuli bring their quest for space to an end.

Jacqueline and Renee's six-bed Stockport home lacks the flow they crave. Can Kirstie sort out the under-utilised space or will one of Phil's awesome abodes wow them.

Sibling property developers Scarlette and Stuart Douglas take on a mammoth challenge as they help newly-weds Ben and Millie renovate their derelict house in Chester.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

F1 returns from its summer break with all guns blazing. Zandvoort is defending champion Max Verstappen's home GP, so he'll be determined to earn pole position in front of his fans.

The Nabataeans: Tracking ancient trade routes, Bettany discovers the Nabataean monopoly on incense and gains breathtaking access to a submerged temple in the Bay of Naples.

On the penultimate pitstop of his epic US road trip, Griff Rhys Jones takes it easy in The Big Easy - the home of jazz, unique cuisine and laidback southern soul.

Keira Knightley stars as Loretta McLaughlin, the reporter who fought 60s chauvinism to break the story of the notorious titular serial killer, in Matt Ruskin's true crime procedural.

Sci-fi action sequel with Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger. A factory worker is targeted by deadly robot assassins from the future. Thank goodness he's back.

In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations.

Sarah Millican joins Joe Lycett in the Lithuanian capital Vilnius, where hot air ballooning, cepelinai dumplings and gira, and the Lukiskes Prison await.

Leo is in A&E after crashing his car and flipping it onto its roof. Young Kieran's hurt his wrist coming off his skateboard. And 91-year-old Lillian has had a hard fall at home.

Kirstie and Phil take on an epic challenge house-hunting in trendy east London, where homes can sell in days, often at open viewings, and for well over the asking price.

In the Welsh Valleys, sisters Carly and Holly ask Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien to dig out some treasure from their father's unwanted collection of furniture.

Marge decides not to make any new friends after Homer offends their charming new British neighbours - but then Lisa declares that she doesn't need playmates either.

Bart is plagued by guilt when he wins the annual race around the school with some illicit help from Nelson, who beats up front-runner Milhouse.

Sam's old baseball rival goads him into a final exhibition match, but Sam isn't too sure he wants to participate. Woody becomes fond of a stray dog.

Lilith is heartbroken when her favourite laboratory rat dies. Sam is surprised when an attractive bar customer rejects his advances and stunned when he finds out why.

Frasier asks Sam to babysit young Frederick, despite Lilith's reservations, but the evening is a disaster. Woody's girlfriend Kelly gets a job at Cheers.

Rebecca is at a crossroads and attends job interviews. Sam wants to be a father and gets an unusual suggestion about who the mother of his child should be.

When Frasier becomes the target of a hate campaign organised by a local newspaper columnist, Martin and Daphne encourage him to fight back.

Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope. Frasier encourages the romance, but Martin suddenly gets cold feet.

Clare Balding presents inspiring stories from the UK's only mass participation triathlon for disabled participants. Featuring Alex Brooker, Sophie Christiansen and Maisie Summers-Newton.

Faye Tozer, Claire Richards, Darius Rucker, Stevie Martin and Nova Twins.

When Homer returns from a nuclear power convention a changed man, Lisa suspects that he might have been brainwashed and hires an FBI agent to investigate.

Marge is concerned when Lisa starts dating competitive-eater-in-training Lucas. Bart gets free gifts from convict Snake after helping him to escape from a tight spot.

Homer sets up a chaotic vigilante group to combat one-man crime spree Molloy.

The competition begins in Carmarthenshire, at Louise and Rob's health-conscious Golden Grove Retreat, where a gut-healthy breakfast leaves some B&Bers yearning for a fry-up.

The B&Bers head to Rosita Guest House in Weston-super-Mare, where Sheila and Phil hope to soar to victory with a visit to a helicopter museum. But a brekkie delay crash-lands their chances.

Pam and Mya host the week's third visit, at their self-catering King Square Apartments in Somerset, where some dented cookware leaves the hosts bent out of shape.

The final visit is to Anton and Emma's luxury glampsite, Hartridge Springs in Upottery, in Devon, where the B&Bers find out that it's quite hard to cook a fry-up without a frying pan.

It's payment day, and two B&Bers sharpen their knives ready to give some cutting feedback about knives that aren't sharp enough. After everyone's had their say, who will reign supreme.

Alan Cumming sets sail to sacred Iona, cruises past Fingal's Cave, visits Scone Palace, learns about tartan at V&A Dundee and bids adieu to the Royal Scotsman in spectacular style.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

F1 returns for the decisive phase of the season. Before the break, Norris won in Hungary, cutting his McLaren teammate Piastri's lead in the standings to just nine points. Game on.

Twelve years since the nation fell for Educating Yorkshire, Thornhill returns for a new academic year. Mr Burton's the new Head. But what's making Riley in Year 8 so disruptive.

Cut-throat reality game show with Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. Thirteen strangers bid to inherit a glamorous benefactor's fortune by carrying out her devious final requests.

on the Staircase: The restaged manslaughter trial continues. The jury hear conflicting testimony from a neighbour, friends and family, who describe a loving and volatile couple.

What do the Goggleboxers think of Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Apprentice, Go Back to Where You Came From, Michael McIntyre's Big Show and Boarders.

Matteo Garrone's crime thriller based on a true story. A dog groomer's sideline as a small-time drug dealer comes back to bite him. In Italian/subs.

Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984.

Gary's a gardener with a phobia of frogs. Lisa has emetophobia - a dread of people vomiting. And Zara has an intense fear of birds. Will a spell with some pigeons help.

When Homer returns from a nuclear power convention a changed man, Lisa suspects that he might have been brainwashed and hires an FBI agent to investigate.

Homer sets up a chaotic vigilante group to combat one-man crime spree Molloy.

Marge is concerned when Lisa starts dating competitive-eater-in-training Lucas. Bart gets free gifts from convict Snake after helping him to escape from a tight spot.

In south London, Phil helps childhood sweethearts Cleo and Ben find their first home in Brixton. Kirstie helps Charli get her foot on the property ladder in Croydon.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Pat Nevin in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug and Carrie decide to find new friends in an attempt to annoy Deacon and his wife. But it's not that simple.

Carrie hates Doug's new aftershave, so he starts wearing it in secret.

When Carrie hires a maid, Doug feels left out and hires Spence's mum. But she's a terrible cleaner, and Arthur falls for her.

Ray's oldest living relative, his great aunt Sarina, turns up from Italy to help Ally with a school project about family trees.

Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make her famous meatballs, to cure his wife's culinary inferiority complex. But Ray's plan has consequences.

Ray runs into money trouble when he takes over the family finances to show Debra how easy it is.

Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow.

Frasier starts dating Catherine, the jilted girlfriend of one of his callers, and advises the poor guy that he shouldn't try too hard to win her back.

Frasier and Martin finally discover something they have in common: they were both cheated on by their wives.

Frasier is in a moral and ethical quandary: should he do a commercial for a Chinese restaurant? Daphne offers her unique advice.

The Nightmare Continues: Gordon's still helping Iberville Cuisine, in New Orleans' French Quarter. Will the staff walk out and implement their plan B.

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In Portugal, friends Richard and Simon raise funds to renovate an abandoned bar. In France, couple Mark and Gary turn an old distillery into a gîte.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Southampton to rescue Nick's cherished 1969 Jensen Interceptor.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Jasmine Harman jets off to the east coast of Cyprus to help former Royal Navy engineer David and his partner Fiona find the perfect berth from five amazing options.

The series that follows Brits breathing new life into abandoned villages returns. In Italy, Martine takes on a ghost village. Tony and Terry need funds for their French hamlet.

At Château Lagorce, Edward has his work cut out renovating two-metre-tall rotten shutters. May and Guy begin to overhaul their grounds but lock horns over a rotting chicken coop.

In Alicante, the Rodriguez sisters embark on an emotional search with Richard and Leesa, while the Browns attempt to crack a complex property search in Murcia with Jane and Alan.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Jamie celebrates the ingredients that can help our brains function and keep us energised, with a salmon traybake, harissa chickpeas, vegetable broth and spinach and lentil fritters.

Devious game show with Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. As speculation and suspicion abound, The Deceased has a rather unsavoury request. Which player will bring home the bacon.

on the Staircase: Speculation ramps up as the jury visit the crime scene, before the prosecution closes with a series of knockout blows and the judge throws the jury a curveball.

There are rats everywhere following a farm burglary in Somerset. A drunk driver leaves Phoenix city centre soaked in blood. And a drug encampment is cleaned out in Baton Rouge.

Bloodline and Betrayal: In 1985, five members of the Bamber family were shot dead at their Essex home. The only survivor, Jeremy, was found guilty. But was his conviction unsafe.

Bloodline and Betrayal: A detailed look at one of Britain's most haunting murder cases. Did Jeremy Bamber slaughter his family? Or is he the victim of a miscarriage of justice.

Finale to the dystopian sci-fi action saga. As the Flare virus ravages the planet, the WCKD organisation experiments on children to find a cure. Can the Gladers save them.

Kirstie Allsopp puts celebs to the test with crafting challenges. Wendi Peters and Ricky Groves take on lint-roller printing. Sharron Davies and Tanni Grey-Thompson have a banner craft-off.

Sienna's getaway hits the brakes. Froggy wants to bring his family back together, but revelations shock Grace to her core. A grieving mum stirs up trouble. And a cat-and-mouse chase begins.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug decides to become a bartender but soon discovers that the job isn't as much fun as he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Arthur goes into politics.

Doug and Carrie start working out with Lou and Carla Ferrigno.

Carrie is shocked to learn the truth about the night when she decided to marry Doug. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly.

Ray is bored when he goes for a ride in Robert's police car, but his disinterest is soon replaced by terror when they get caught in a hold-up.

Ally is constantly getting into bed with her parents, complaining about monsters in her room. Sleep-deprived Ray tries everything to solve the problem.

Debra discovers that her mother-in-law prefers Robert's girlfriend solely on the basis that she is a 'good girl', making Debra wonder what exactly a 'good girl' is.

Frasier carelessly passes on a snippet of juicy gossip that leads to his colleague Bulldog losing his job.

Frasier is forced to come to terms with his own mortality when a seemingly healthy colleague suddenly dies.

When his son Frederick decides to spend Christmas in Switzerland with Lilith, a dispirited Frasier looks set for a miserable festive season.

Frasier upsets Martin when he reveals personal details about his love life during a radio broadcast.

Gordon tries to revamp Voleo's Seafood Restaurant, a family-run restaurant in Westwego, Louisiana, that's been struggling since Hurricane Ida in 2021.

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In Portugal, Mother Nature wreaks havoc on Richard and Simon's bar. In Italy, boiler problems leave Lisa and Paul's first booking in disarray.

The embodiment of a luxurious era - a 1929 Rolls-Royce Doctors Coupe - awaits Tim and Fuzz in Lincolnshire.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

When Yvonne and Tony first visited Cyprus they immediately fell in love. Laura Hamilton helps them find a home in the stunning coastal town of Paralimni for £80k.

The new series continues. In Italy, Martine starts work on the cellar and welcomes guests to sleep under the stars. In France, Paul and Yip battle to save their middle cottage.

A bubbling and cracked wall throws up problems during Becky and Mark's guest room renovation. Edward battles the heat to create a surprise family terrace for Anna.

In Alicante, the Rodriguez sisters are on a mission to make holiday home dreams come true for Julie. In Málaga, the Hamiltons help Mike and Eva find the perfect place by the sea.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Bake Off is back! A fresh batch of bakers take on Cake Week, as they make fiddly fondant fancies and a Signature Swiss roll. Who'll be having their cake and eating it.

Devious new game with Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. Alliances form as The Deceased makes her most devilish request yet. One player takes a risk, and a bombshell is dropped.

on the Staircase: Following the jury's heated debate, the trial continues as the defence casts doubt on the prosecution. Suddenly, the final decision is in the hands of the jury.

A reality TV star seeks romance. A free spirit wrestles with commitment. One dater hopes for nice gifts. And a nervous first-timer and a confident dater lose the thread.

True crime documentary. The dramatic story of twin sisters defrauded by a sinister con artist who masqueraded as a generous, fun-loving firefighter but wasn't such a hero after all.

Romantic comedy starring Taraji P. Henson as a sports agent who uses her sudden ability to hear men's thoughts to her advantage.

Brilliant Builds: This episode celebrates one of Kirstie's biggest builds as we look back at how Keeley and Terence completely overhauled their Woodford home beyond recognition.

Clare Balding presents inspiring stories from the UK's only mass participation triathlon for disabled participants. Featuring Alex Brooker, Sophie Christiansen and Maisie Summers-Newton.

Kirstie Allsopp makes a beehive piñata and a hot air balloon-inspired paper garland that's perfect for a children's party.

George meets car fan Mark from Coventry, who's planning to build a camping trailer from an old Saab, and Busola, who's making a mobile classroom out of a double-decker bus.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug bumps into his high school football coach . And Arthur temporarily loses his senses of sight, hearing and speech.

Doug comes up with an ill-advised plan to try to make Carrie feel better about turning 35.

Doug tries to find his 'roots' when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend. And Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Debra is upset when Ray fails to back her up in an argument with a competitive parent about 'unapproved' pretzels at Ally's little league game.

Robert's traffic school students are so bored with his class that he is driven to practise his delivery on his family, who prove to be even tougher critics.

Ray becomes concerned with his own mortality when he discovers that he has shrunk a quarter of an inch and is no longer six feet tall.

Frasier agrees to be a 'biddable date' at a celebrity charity auction and is thrilled when a beautiful model outbids the rest of the room.

Frasier claims that he can always recognise a criminal, until he and Daphne are fooled by a convincing ex-con.

After finding a lost letter of reconciliation from Frasier, Lilith comes to Seattle and tries to rekindle their relationship.

Niles fights temptation when he's trapped at home with Daphne during a violent storm.

In New Orleans, Gordon helps Kindred, a vegan restaurant grappling with delusion, disorganisation, a hoarder owner and a cook from hell.

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In the Pyrenees, Becky and Gav have a mountain to climb to complete their holiday lets. And will Mark and Gary's gîte be awarded a five-star rating.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up a 1997 French hot hatch, owned by 21-year-old Senna. Can they bring some much-needed joy to Senna's life.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Chris and Jane are planning a permanent move to Lot-et-Garonne in the southwest of France with their dog, Loki. Danni Menzies shows them what their £200k can buy.

The new series continues. In France, Paul and Yip get the keys to their new cottage, while Tony and Terry receive bad news. In Italy, Martine connects her cellar to the mains.

Amy and Marc start their new winemaking project, but the arrival of an antique wine press causes problems. Becky and Mark make the final push to get their guest rooms ready.

The Garners catch up with Phil and Sue; how have they transformed their slice of paradise? The Rodriguezes see how Joy and Steve's lives have changed since they moved to Spain.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Rachel and Mike are transforming a former police station in West Yorkshire into a spectacular home. But how do you convert a barred cell into a luxury bathroom.

Howard and Sarah build a sleek, angled, metallic floating home on a tidal estuary near Worthing. But with the constant tidal shifts disrupting construction, will it sink or swim.

on the Staircase: The restaged criminal trial reaches a gripping conclusion, as the jury hold an emotional debate. Do they find Shaun guilty or not guilty of manslaughter.

Bake Off is back! A fresh batch of bakers take on Cake Week, as they make fiddly fondant fancies and a Signature Swiss roll. Who'll be having their cake and eating it.

Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington State, where restaurateur Rishi is oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen.

There are rats everywhere following a farm burglary in Somerset. A drunk driver leaves Phoenix city centre soaked in blood. And a drug encampment is cleaned out in Baton Rouge.

As the prosecution try to prove that the defendant is lying about the night of the murder, the jurors' disagreements escalate, arguments erupt and accusations fly.

The defence reveal a surprising new piece of evidence, and both sides present their closing arguments. Can the opposed jurors find common ground and deliver justice.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back on some clever builds. In Surrey, Pippa's sick of her 'tatty little bungalow'. Can Kirstie help her fall back in love with her home.

In Newmarket, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien uncover unexpected items in Margaret's shed, to raise some serious cash for the local foodbank.

In Yorkshire, George meets Jasmine and Rupert, who plan to convert an old German fire truck into a cabin on wheels to take around Europe.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug agrees to take Arthur on a trip to St Louis, on the condition that he never has to see his naked back again. But all does not go to plan.

Doug upsets a waiter so much that she demands to fight him once he's finished his meal.

Carrie gets stranded in the snow while Doug upsets a couple who offer him shelter from the bad weather.

Ray's shocked when Debra takes all their baby stuff to a garage sale. He didn't know that they'd decided not to have any more children.

Ray makes the mistake of asking Debra why she married him, rekindling memories of his proposal and his fears that she felt pressured into agreeing.

Ray reminisces about his wedding, when he worried that Debra was more interested in the big day than she was in her groom.

Frasier and Roz are nominated for broadcasting awards. Should they bribe the judges.

Frasier feels guilty when he loses his father's chair and learns that sentiment is more important than style.

Confronted with the prospect of ageing, Frasier has a mid-life crisis and considers chasing a younger woman to prove that he still has some youthful vitality.

Frasier, Niles, Martin and Daphne go on an outrageous road trip that almost leads to disaster for Daphne.

When a car accident left her son fighting for his life, Gabi was forced to close her traditional restaurant for over a month. Can Gordon help launch a comeback.

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mattress mayhem in France.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up one of France's most legendary rally cars. Guido has owned it for 20 years but never driven it.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Jean Johansson helps Andrea and Gary find their dream holiday home on the Caribbean island of St Lucia. What gems do they find for £205k? And are any of them the one.

The new series continues. In France, Paul and Yip dig deep to renovate a well. In Italy, Martine makes remarkable discoveries. And has Marcial raised enough to buy a village.

Amy and Marc have their work cut out preparing their gardens to host an important picnic event. Philip and Angelina get busy ahead of the events season.

In Almería, the Garners help Julie from Yorkshire hunt for her dream forever home. In Alicante, the Rodriguez sisters supply sunbathing space for Shirley and her sister Pam.

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Could a fluffy, abandoned Pomeranian be the missing piece of a family puzzle? And Reverend Alex prays for a pooch to fill an empty nest. Is Mushy the Maltese cross the answer.

Anita, who's 44, is rushed to Queen's after having a cardiac arrest at home. Bob's 94. He has a head injury. And five-year-old Lottie's injured her leg while dancing with her mum.

Twelve years since the nation fell for Educating Yorkshire, Thornhill returns for a new academic year. Mr Burton's the new Head. But what's making Riley in Year 8 so disruptive.

The Goggleboxers watch Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Love Is Blind, Strictly Come Dancing, Boiling Point, HELP! My House Is Haunted, and All Creatures Great and Small.

Devious new game starring Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. Thirteen strangers compete to inherit a glamorous benefactor's fortune by carrying out her devilish final requests.

Devious new game with Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. As speculation and suspicion abound, The Deceased has a rather unsavoury request. Which player will bring home the bacon.

Devious new game with Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. Alliances form as The Deceased makes her most devilish request yet. One player takes a risk, and a bombshell is dropped.

Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation.

Kirstie and Phil house-hunt in Manchester with two couples. Katherine and Andrew want a renovation project, while Sarah and Claude have their hearts set on Didsbury.

Simon O'Brien brings the fairground to Liverpool in the form of a strength-testing machine, while Henry Cole restores a child's racing car from a sideshow.

George meets a father and son who are converting an oil rig escape boat into a floating holiday home, and visits a one-of-a-kind rooftop chill-out den in Cornwall.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Spence has to pretend to be Doug at a work event at the baseball. Guest starring Lou Ferrigno.

Doug takes Carrie away for a skiing weekend. a timeshare sales skiing weekend. They're joined on the trip by another couple: Spence and Danny.

Doug and Carrie compete with Lou Ferrigno to buy their dead neighbour's house.

Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit. And Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables on her in-laws.

When Frank backs into Robert's police car, Debra decides that he's not a safe driver and the kids should no longer travel in his car.

Debra decides to undermine the babysitter's popularity when she finds out how much the children like her, but all does not go to plan.

Frasier and Niles decide to write a book together. It doesn't go well.

Frasier is off work sick with only his paranoia to keep him company, leading him to believe that everybody's after his job.

Frasier and Niles settle down to discuss Frasier's first year back in Seattle.

Frasier fumes when a Boston bar buddy turns a confidential story about him into a best-selling romantic novella.

With debts mounting, and a 'toxic' dynamic between owner Connie and her manager and daughter Justin, can Gordon turn things around at Kings Blu Jam Café in Texas.

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In Portugal, there's beer fear at Richard and Simon's new bar. Will they run out? A group of cyclists tackle the French Pyrenees' snowy mountains.

Can Tim and Fuzz restore Barbara's treasured but decaying 1978 Bedford HA ice cream van to its former glory.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Happened Next?: We catch up with Janice and Steven in Estepona to see how retirement in the sun is going. And what changes have Suzi and Andrew made to their barn in Charente.

The new series continues. Paul and Yip make big sacrifices to ensure the future of their village. And after a five-year wait, can Marcial finally awaken a sleepy Spanish hamlet.

Amy and Marc are up against it preparing their garden for the impending picnic event. Meanwhile, Philip and Angelina must urgently repair the bridge over their moat.

In Almería, the Garners search for a combined home and business space for Jo, Lee and their spaniel Bo. And the Rodriguez sisters try to avoid terracotta in Alicante.

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An Extra Slice: Knead more Bake Off? Extra Slice is back! Jo Brand's joined by Jonathan Ross to enjoy Cake Week. Whose Swiss roll sent them tumbling out of the tent.

A brand new series begins. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.

Mitchell and Webb return with rising comedy stars in an inventive and very sweary new sketch show, from foul-mouthed family feuding to the world's most dangerous suitcase.

Coming-of-age comedy with Jason Biggs. Four high school senior boys enter a pact to lose their virginity before prom, while exploring the appeal of baked goods.

Fact-based comedy starring Bryan Cranston and Annette Bening as a retired couple who find a way to exploit a lottery loophole. But then some rich kids try to muscle in.

Twelve years since the nation fell for Educating Yorkshire, Thornhill returns for a new academic year. Mr Burton's the new Head. But what's making Riley in Year 8 so disruptive.

At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback.

Melvyn and Sindy host at their sports car-themed B&B, The Pitstop, in Hertfordshire. But their guests are dubious about the satin sheets and the DIY breakfast.

Corporate couple Gill and Peter host at the four-star Victory at Mersea B&B in Essex, which has 26 staff. Melvyn finds a hole in the bed sheet and there's spilt coffee at breakfast.

It's Dave 'Butterfly' Botha's turn to host at his two-star establishment, Butterfly Paragliding B&B on the Isle of Wight, where he opts for a barbecue dinner despite the freezing weather.

Deborah and Wayne host at their B&B, Braddon Hall, in Torquay. But there are concerns over squeaky beds and mismatched typefaces, and allegations fly during an archery competition.

It's the final day and the B&Bers meet one last time to find out how much they've been paid. Gill and Peter bristle at their feedback and two underpayments, before the winner is announced.

Rebecca and Sam decide to have a baby together, but when she tells him she wants the conception to be special, it puts him off. They each seek the Cranes' advice.

Frasier takes the guys on a road trip to rediscover his 'inner man', but things don't go to plan. Carla hires a relative to help out at the bar.

Carla's psychic advisor decides to retire and asks Carla to take over her business, but Carla worries that she doesn't have 'the gift'.

Norm hurts his back when painting Frasier and Lilith's apartment, so Frasier lets him sleep on the sofa. Rebecca tests her mothering skills.

Ray embarrasses Debra at a school auction but then worries about the ways in which she could get revenge.

Debra's shocked when she suddenly realises that she wishes her own mother was more like Marie.

Animated family adventure. After Tad accidentally unleashes a curse - doh! - he and his friends must find the Emerald Tablet to save the world.

Homer loses Santa's Little Helper but doesn't seem to care, until Grampa tells the story of Homer's long-lost childhood pup Bongo.

The family discover that Grampa used to be a top wrestler. And Mr Burns - a big fan - convinces him to get back in the ring.

Professionals: In Belfast, Holohan's Pantry take on Acapulco Mexican Restaurant and 2 Taps' Spanish nosh, in a week featuring some serious schmoozing and a saucy showdown.

Craig Rowe helps recently retired Helen find a holiday home with a pool in La Zenia in Spain. Armed with £105k and best friend Shelley's help, can Helen find the one.

In Cambridgeshire, Kirstie helps Ali and Nick sniff out their first home together in Stilton. And Phil hopes to get Hannah and Hugo over the threshold of their first marital home.

Kirstie catches up with Paul and Vic in picturesque Clifford in Yorkshire. Did a dormer take their chaotic chalet to new heights or was the List It line-up victorious.

In London, Stuart and Scarlette help Colin and Audrey, whose five-bed Balham home needs a complete overhaul to be in with any chance of appealing to a modern-day family.

Bake Off is back! A fresh batch of bakers take on Cake Week, as they make fiddly fondant fancies and a Signature Swiss roll. Who'll be having their cake and eating it.

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Ferrari's Hamilton and Leclerc will be looking for the perfect lap in front of the passionate Tifosi. But they'll have their hands full with the dominant McLaren pair.

The Nabataeans: On the final leg of her quest, Bettany visits spectacular Petra and takes to the skies with the Jordanian Air Force to explore newly discovered Roman camps.

On the final leg of his epic US road trip, Griff Rhys Jones explores Charleston's charm, Civil War stories and a troubled history that has given way to a great city.