A canyon fire threatens the residents of a housing development and keeps the paramedics on round-the-clock duty; guest Tony Dow.

While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.

After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.

When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.

News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent.

A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.

A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Hogan and his men arrange to blow up a room full of Nazi brass.

Hogan and his men must smuggle the crew of an American bomber out of camp.

Guests: Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll.Guests: Diahann Carroll, Tim Conway..

A gorilla appears to have killed an eccentric amateur anthropologist; guest Victor Buono.

A computer expert is called in to work on the world's most advanced computer, which has the soul of a jealous woman.

A man and his lover (Mark Miller, Patricia Breslin) plot to eliminate his wife (Vivienne Segal) so they can be together.

An undertaker (John Fielder) attempts to collect from a penny-pinching killer (Ed Gardner).

Joe helps a man arrested for the murder of his new wife.

Cannon's military past in Korea returns to haunt him when he becomes the target of a South Korean officer's revenge.

Two show-business managers concoct a kidnapping plot to profit from a rock musician's accidental death; guest Andy Kim.

Friday and Gannon track down a burglary suspect and uncover $25,000 worth of hidden loot.

Friday and Gannon deal with a mentally challenged man and a dying assault victim.

A wealthy police buff oversteps the law and endangers the officers' safety.

The officers answer several robbery calls, engage in a street chase and arrest a dope peddler.

Bill and Toony discuss clowns and dolls.

Beaver tries to earn club-initiation money.

Beaver feels left out when Wally gets a crush on a 14-year-old girl.

Perry resorts to legal trickery to prove his client's innocence.

Ben's insurance agent (Ron Fassler) is charged with murdering a deceitful marriage counselor (Bryan Cranston) after the police learn the adviser was having an affair with the agent's wife (Kim Johnston Ulrich).

Gillespie travels to Philadelphia to help Tibbs, who has been arrested for a murder he did not commit.

Olivia searches for the man who raped an Army wife; Corabeth expects an inheritance; news comes of missing John-Boy.

Chester helps a widowed seamstress and her daughter, until he realizes that they are hiding something.

A convict stages a prison riot that ensnares Ben; guest Aldo Ray.

A boy is accused of shooting an outlaw in the back.

Lucas and Mark help a friend who has been cheated in a horse trade.

A teacher traveling with the wagon train encounters conflict when he become attracted to the daughter of a preacher who has just joined the train.

DeSoto and Gage talk down an airplane flown by a teenage boy whose father, the pilot, suffered a heart attack while at the controls.

While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on.

The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment.

Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.

Unrequited love, death, danger, duty and tomfoolery make up a typical day in the 4077th. Guest starring Joan Van Ark.

Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

A Russian virtually assures Hogan's death by one of his own sabotage bombs.

Carter masquerades as a defector to learn the location of a chemical factory.

Guests: Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll.Guests: Diahann Carroll, Tim Conway..

A man involved in shipping arms to the Far East winds up dead; guests James Shigeta, Bobby Troup.

While horseback riding, a wealthy girl is nearly run down by another woman, who chases her.

A seedy character (Frankie Darro) discovers an amazing formula and decides to use it to make some quick cash. With Robert Keith and Karl Lukas.

A man's (Gene Evans) obsession over his pet dog pushes him over the edge when the dog suddenly dies. With Carmen Mathews.

Joe tries to prove that a young man is innocent of killing his boss.

A multimillionaire hires Cannon to avoid police involvement in the possibly fraudulent kidnapping of his grandson.

A man arranges to meet with Barnaby about a case then is slain before Jones arrives; guest Roddy McDowall.

Uncle Joe is convinced that a former guest from fifty years ago, Chester W. Farnsworth, is haunting the Shady Ranch.

The Shady Rest is patronized by a guest who gives every indication of being from outer space.

Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills.

Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

Dr. Loveless returns with a scheme to commit wholesale homicide; guest Charles Aidman.

An ousted medicine man predicts the future of a wagon train passenger.

A deranged judge tries to commit Victoria to an insane asylum to prevent her testimony that his son is a murderer.

A jealous hunter kills the man who is competing with him for the love of a saloon girl.

Ex-convict Griff (Tim Matheson) has trouble adjusting to life on the Ponderosa; guest Ronny Cox.

An elderly couple moves to North Fork under an assumed name.

After foiling a girl's attempt to rob the general store, Lucas finds that she and her brother are plotting the murder of their abusive stepfather.

Favor retaliates when a town denies the drovers lodging, baths or even a meal; guests Philip Abbott, Dabbs Greer.

Hey Boy tries to avenge the murder of his brother, a railroad laborer. Starring Richard Boone and Kam Tong.

A crooked trainer is using a two-ton elephant to plunder villages and mines.

The Stooges learn they are of royal blood and vow to save the kingdom.

A mad scientist's invention leaves him forever changed.

Years after his father's dangerous experiments, a son continues his work, hiring a criminal in disguise.

Lumberjacks leave their jobs after hearing rumors about a werewolf roaming the woods.

Dr. Smith insists the turbulent "ghost" threatening the Robinson colony is the troubled spirit of his uncle.

Nelson is shipwrecked on an island and attacked by a monster.

Radiation from Dan's new power device causes hallucinations and makes the travelers invisible.

Tony and Doug fight the ghost of Nero in a World War I battle between Italy and Germany. With John Hoyt, Nino Candido.

A vicious dog convinces Vincent aliens are responsible for a friend's (Charles Aidman) recent institutionalization for insanity.

An Indian chief who believes he lost his fish catch to Ben threatens to banish the bear from Grizzly's care.

The animals of the Okefenokee swamp.

In the forbidding land north of the Arctic Circle, people can hunt seal with Eskimos, find polar bear and beluga whale.

Marlin visits the Grand Teton Mountains in the U.S. and the wilderness north of Canada to capture the territorial fight, the rescue of a baby moose and to see the sandhill cranes.

Climp the Philmont Trail near Cimarron in northern New Mexico.

A leopard cub grows to maturity in the Kalahari desert.

A leopard cub grows to maturity in the Kalahari desert.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

When Fonzie's motorcycle is totaled in front of the Cunningham house, he vows to kill the perpetrator.

The ladies pretend to be Fonzie's and Richie's fiancees to save them from a shotgun wedding.

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Lucy and Ethel invite themselves on a rugged camping trip with their spouses.

Aunt Martha dresses Beaver in short pants.

Ward helps the boys in their perfume business.

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills.

The Skipper discovers he is allergic to Gilligan and soon the others find that they are too.

A small boat with one man aboard lands on the island to rescue the castaways.

Iola wants to freeze-dry her recently deceased cat.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

David Kostman is proud of his home dungeon, where he keeps his collection of props and costumes from horror, sci-fi and fantasy movies.

Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to make an issue of the accidental shelling of a South Korean village by U.S. artillery.

After three days of near-continuous duty, Hawkeye's behavior becomes wackier than usual.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

An estranged Archie and Edith are determined to prove to each other that they are perfectly content going their separate ways.

Archie tries to get even with a pal by arranging a date for him with a female impersonator.

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Rob tracks a UFO to the office above his own.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Trying to make up with Alice after a quarrel, Ralph takes Ed's advice and sends her a recording.

A man recovering from a nervous breakdown sees a horrifying creature on the wing of his plane. With William Shatner.

A gorgeous actress (Barbara Baxley) asks a neighbor (Henry Jones) to help her hide the body of a murder victim.

A business man, injured in a car crash and believed by everyone to be dead, fights to signal he is alive.

The IMF includes sabotage and infiltration in its plans to set two underworld mobs against each other; guest Victor French.

A witness (Charles Aidman) of the one-armed man volunteers to testify for Kimble; guests Frank Aletter, Marion Ross.

After a wealthy man expires while hearing a threatening tape, Harry's investigation leads him to the dead man's nephew.

When Friday and Gannon apprehend a burglary suspect, they discover he is also guilty of forgery and bigamy.

While tracking down a narcotics supplier, Friday and Gannon are led to a hippie's pad.

District Attorney Ryan (Robert Conrad) helps arrest a radical.

Malloy disappears into the wilds of Griffith Park while pursuing a robbery suspect.

Washington Irving's classic tale is retold with a Toony twist.

The boys see a horror movie after their mother tells them not to.

Beaver gets the highest mark on a test in his class.

Perry uses photography to help a building contractor accused of slaying an amateur photographer.

In a flashback case involving the young widow (Sheree J. Wilson) of a wealthy older man (Daniel Benzali), Ben recalls the investigative techniques his father taught him.

Chief Gillespie is shocked by the seemingly uncaring reaction of the father of a murdered teenage prostitute.

Jim-Bob helps a newcomer, the wife of an Air Corps pilot, refurbish an old cabin and finds himself falling hopelessly in love.

A young man searches for a job, but finds tragedy when he unwittingly steals a horse.

Would-be robbers plan to use a pregnant woman (Sian Barbara Allen) as a decoy to stop a stagecoach; guest James Olson.

On a train trip, Lucas and Mark find themselves held at gunpoint by a killer.

Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.

Flint leads a fragment of the wagon train on a dangerous route through a swamp that supposedly contains mysterious creatures.

The paramedics hold a demonstration for student nurses, one of whom interests Gage; the hospital staff saves a robber and his victim.

A small Korean boy with minor injuries captures the hearts of all in the 4077th.

An enlisted man who wants to marry a Korean girl comes to Hawkeye for help.

Hot Lips and Frank challenge Henry's fitness to command by reporting the activities of the 4077th to the Army brass.

Hawkeye writes a letter to his father, telling him some of the wacky goings-on at the 4077th.

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Hogan finds out that the Gestapo knows about the Manhattan Project in the United States.

Klink's ill health disrupts Hogan's need to complete one of his missions.

Guests: Bing Crosby and Paul Lynde.Guests: Bing Crosby, Paul Lynde..

Both a blackmailing private eye and his accomplice are murdered.

Driving cross-country, a girl keeps seeing the same hitchhiker on the road ahead, beckoning her toward a fatal accident.

A man (Tom Ewell) believes an exact double is gradually taking over his life.

A defense lawyer (James Gregory) tells an arrogant criminologist (Vincent Price) that he made a fatal mistake.

Mannix tries to protect a woman from a stalker.

Cannon investigates possible extraterrestrial involvement in the death of an internationally known space scientist.

Barnaby goes to a country town to recover money carried by a hit-and-run victim.

The smoking habits of a murder victim help Friday and Gannon nab the suspect.

Friday and Gannon follow an unusual trail in search of a missing juvenile.

Malloy and Reed are out to catch an elusive saboteur on a one-man anti-pollution campaign.

Officer Reed comes up with a unique plan for halting daytime burglaries.

Bill and Toony visit a few of the world's scrariest places.

Beaver is invited to an all-girl party.

The boys plan revenge on Lumpy Rutherford.

A man is accused of killing his business partner's wife; guest R.G. Armstrong.

Evidence uncovered in Michelle's case may incriminate Ben's murder client (Brynn Thayer), but attorney/client privilege bars action.

Gillespie tries to calm public furor while investigating charges a science teacher molested a student.

Elizabeth coaches Erin and Mary Ellen in a run-and-ride race being held to raise war-bond money; Jeff dreams of meeting a movie star.

Matt must jail a man he believes is innocent of murder, but goes looking for the real killer.

Editor Samuel Clemens (Ken Howard) asks the Cartwrights to help him prove a government assayer is a killer.

Lucas learns why a young soldier deserted.

Ill Mark has a vision of his mother.

While crossing a sprawling ranch, trouble brews between two newlyweds and an interloper.

Gage resents media attention given to a paramedic (Gary Crosby) from another squad; Brackett clashes with a tycoon over a diagnosis.

The personnel of the 4077th are besieged by a lone sniper who believes he is firing on U.S. headquarters.

Hawkeye is the only doctor left to operate when the flu hits the 4077th.

Hawkeye and Trapper battle the brass all the way to the top in their efforts to get an incubator for the unit.

The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki "Pat" Morita and John Ritter.

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Hogan is ordered to London, and Col. Crittendon is his replacement.

Newkirk sneaks a girl into Stalag 13, not knowing she is a Gestapo agent.

Guests: Nanette Fabray and Mel Torme.Guests: Nanette Fabares, Mel Torme..

A murder suspect thinks she saw the real killer on television; guests Constance Towers, Bernard Fox.

A young woman grows panicky when she is haunted by a strange double who keeps appearing in a bus depot.

A devoted wife (Barbara Bel Geddes) is surprised to learn that her husband (Allan Lane) has fallen in love with another woman. With Harold J. Stone.

A woman begins to realize her domineering mother has no intention of cutting the apron strings that bind them together.

Joe looks into the supposed suicide of a psychiatrist, but evidence points to murder.

Cannon is hired by a racketeer (Robert Loggia) to capture the hired killer responsible for an attempt on the life of the gangster's wife.

Barnaby's murder case against a husband (Bill Bixby) crumbles when his wife, the victim, turns up alive.

Friday and Gannon find that their case against three burglars is in jeopardy over technicalities.

Friday and Gannon must solve a 14-year-old crime before a prison convict can be released.

Two killers capture Reed while he and Malloy are transporting a prisoner through Malibu Canyon.

Malloy and Reed subdue an enraged wrestler at a bar and settle a dispute in a used car lot.

Toony and Bill make a zombie movie, with some unbelievable, undead makeup.

The boys get a paper route to earn extra money.

Ward arranges a baby-sitting job for the boys.

A child custody case turns deadly after a stack of gambling IOUs is used against Perry's client.

Evidence uncovered in Michelle's case may incriminate Ben's murder client (Brynn Thayer), but attorney/client privilege bars action.

Gillespie and Virgil have different game plans concerning the fate of a federal criminal who is linked to a local hit-and-run case.

Cindy endangers her unborn baby trying to be the perfect wife; Jeff names his new cat Harold, then finds "he" is expecting kittens.

Matt hunts down a 17-year-old who robbed and killed to impress a woman.

Joe must risk his beloved stallion to save a wounded boy; guests Clu Gulager, Mitzi Hoag, Vincent Van Patten.

An old friend of Lucas returns to town in the company of a shady gambler and is accused of cheating at cards.

The daughter of a prosperous rancher is found murdered.

Chris Hale is traveling to see his brother Levi, who's about to be released from prison.

The paramedics and hospital staff deal with a stubborn elderly woman (Jeanette Nolan), a parachutist in a tree and other odd cases.

When Hot Lips decides that life is passing her by, she dumps Frank and requests a transfer.

A general rewards the 4077th with an officers club after Hawkeye and Trapper save his son's life.

While on leave in Tokyo, Henry becomes infatuated with a younger woman fresh from the United States.

Hawkeye is willing to wheel and deal with anyone for a new pair of boots.

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Hogan makes Klink and Maj. Hochstetter believe the war is over.

Col. Klink prepares for a secret flight to Argentina to avoid the wrath of a German general.

Guests: Eydie Gorme and Shecky Green.Guests: Eydie Gormé, Shecky Greene..

A fortune teller's predictions come true for a woman, until she is arrested for murder; guest Jesse White.

A dying man forces his heirs to wear masks at a Mardi Gras party to receive their inheritance.

A reporter's (Harold J. Stone) prank makes a wino (Russell Collins) believe the world will end at 11:45pm that night.

A policeman working the night shift encounters an old man with amnesia (Claude Rains) and a lost boy (Bill Mumy).

Mannix sets out to help a detective friend (Claude Akins) who has been charged with murdering a notorious loan shark.

A revenge-seeking father sets out after his slain daughter's pro football quarterback boyfriend despite the solidity of the man's alibi.

Barnaby suspects a fading film star (Barry Sullivan) involved in drugs caused an actress's death.

Friday and Gannon discover a Fagin-like gang in operation while probing a series of business burglaries.

A vaudevillian-turned-wino claims that he was bilked out of money he found on the street.

Malloy and Reed are targets of a sniper who is really after Reed.

A returning officer is unable to cope with new Adam-12 procedures.

Bill and Toony take a spooky field trip to get into the Halloween spirit.

The boys want to buy Ward a new hunting jacket.

Beaver tries to amuse himself while Wally is away on a camping trip.

A jealous suitor indulges in vindictive harassment until he is killed; guests Mala Powers, Nancy Kulp, Ellen Corby.

A grandmother's testimony is vital to Ben's defense of a youth who is charged with murdering his abusive father to protect his mother.

Bubba's romance with a high school sweetheart conflicts with the murder investigation of an attorney.

A night prowler panics Walton's Mountain, threatening the success of Jason's money-raising town dance.

A charming drifter romances an elderly rancher's young wife, and the two make a sinister plan.

A doctor's (Mike Farrell) morphine addiction is revealed during his trial for murder; guest David Huddleston.

Shotgun man John Beaumont, who Lucas sent to prison, returns with vengeance on his mind.

Andy Moon and his young son take shelter at the McCain ranch.

When an antisocial father and son join the wagon train, their problematic relationship leads one woman to believe the son is being abused.

Gage and DeSoto rescue an elderly couple from an elevator crash; Brackett berates a forgetful student nurse; a girl irritates Gage.

Hawkeye and Trapper arrange for an unauthorized but much-needed nose job for an enlisted man.

A dispossessed Korean family and a girl with a GI baby cause problems for the 4077th.

For a few days the 4077th has no casualties, but when the fighting picks up, it is back to business as usual.

The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short and they face critical shortages.

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Hogan uses propaganda broadcaster Axis Annie to get information to an underground agent.

The POWs plan to smuggle out an agent in a balloon; Basket weaving and kite flying.

Carol and Sis; guest Vincent Price.

The owner of a successful diet-candy business is charged with murdering a gambler who held the formula for her product.

A vindictive doll takes revenge on a man who wants it destroyed. With Telly Savalas.

A humiliated horror-movie star yearning for a big comeback seeks revenge after discovering that the producer of a low-budget horror has dubbed his voice and turned the film into a complete farce.

After being taken in by a kind carnival magician, a mentally challenged boy is duped by the magician's deceitful wife.

A down-and-out boxer is rundown by a hit-and-run driver.

An angry father is determined to prove his son's death in a plunge from the cliffs of Acapulco was not a suicide.

Barnaby believes a thief-turned-author (Peter Haskell) used a TV appearance to cover a robbery.

Friday and Gannon search for a former narcotics addict who they fear has returned to drugs.

Friday and Gannon search for a woman who picks elderly people as her victims in a theft scheme.

Officers Malloy and Reed arrest a dope peddler and her supplier.

Malloy and Reed arrest a pair of phony money passers and catch a robber in the act.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver is shamed into being neat and clean.

Ward feels left out when the boys start spending a lot of time with a friend's father.

A juvenile, previously convicted of theft, is charged with stealing a piece of antique jewelry and killing its owner.

Defending a game-show host (Peter Haskell) accused of killing his producer, Ben learns others had motives.

Evidence indicates a mentally impaired girl is the mother of an infant found in a shallow grave.

Elizabeth's refusal to grow up causes strange occurrences around the Walton home; Jason conducts a radio show for the lovelorn.

A notorious aging gunman returns to Dodge after five years in prison, and wants to go straight.

An elderly man (Jack Albertson) takes in runaway orphan brothers, one of whom is mute.

A bank-robbing gunman decides to hide out at the McCain ranch.

A neighbor has bet his whole year's farm crop on a horse race.

Bill Hawks shoots a horse thief and later discovers the man was already declared dead as a war hero.

Gage begins to think a television police show is real; the emergency team at Rampart Hospital treats a doctor for radiation poisoning.

Hawkeye and Trapper "persuade" Frank not to request a dishonorable discharge for a wounded homosexual soldier.

After the mail comes, Trapper makes plans to desert, and Frank rearranges his stock portfolio.

The 4077th complicates the endeavors of two secret agents investigating each other.

A new area commander scares everyone in the 4077th with his militarism.

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.".

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

LeBeau hides information about the agent whom he uses as a contact.

Hogan hides 30 prisoners to tie up the German reserves out hunting for them.

Guests: Ken Berry and Dionne Warwick.Guests: Ken Berry, Dionne Warwick..

A university professor is charged with the murder of a blackmailing songwriter; guest David Hedison.

A woman's natural beauty makes her a freak in a futuristic society.

A man (David Wayne) trying to dispose of his murdered wife's body is stopped by a motorcycle cop (Steve Brodie).

A New York City woman (Constance Ford) is convinced she will be the next victim of a serial killer. With Steve Brodie.

A mobster's lawyer desperately wants Joe to recover a briefcase that was stolen in a hotel robbery.

A research scientist hires old friend Cannon when her husband begins to display erratic behavior after joining a top-secret Army project.

A blind amnesiac (Belinda Montgomery) holds the only clue to a woman's disappearance.

A circus boss plans to take advantage of Uncle Joe's naivity.