Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.

Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.

Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.

A celebrated general dies in Margaret's quarters, and his aide glorifies the circumstances.

The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR.

A grateful patient devotes himself to Hawkeye, while Klinger gets married, and Radar falls in love.

Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home until the Army thinks up a regulation that spoils his going-away party.

A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice.

A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman.

A reformed criminal (Nehemiah Persoff) meets with his former sweetheart (Gloria DeHaven).

Matt and another marshal are ordered to restore peace and order in a lawless town.

A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.".

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

Sophia faces a moral dilemma when an ill friend asks for help in ending her life.

Blanche turns the tables and proposes to her brother-in-law.

Dorothy decides to do something with her life by signing up for a comedy spot at the Comedy Barrel, but Sophia is unimpressed; Blanche is having tax problems, but decides it's nothing that a negligee won't put right.

Dorothy sends her unemployed son to live with his equally irresponsible father.

Blanche renews hostilities with her sister when she travels home to attend her father's funeral.

The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.

Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.

Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.

Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.

Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.

A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband.

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.".

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Dodge City residents are stunned when Matt turns in his badge because he no longer feels he can keep the peace.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A widower and his four sons plan to hunt down Matt to avenge the death of a fifth son, a wanted murderer.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Matt rides into a town to warn about approaching outlaws, only to be captured and held for ransom by the band himself.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Hawkeye discovers a visiting doctor who must operate on a wounded soldier is a lush.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them a friend of Matt's.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A farmer (Harry Morgan) orders his three sons to go to town and not come back without prospective brides.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Matt won't accept the degeneration of his old friend (Cameron Mitchell), formerly a respected sheriff, into a saloon bum.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's order to release a gang of outlaws for lack of evidence.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A desert hermit (Strother Martin) saves Festus' life, then forces him to be a pack animal.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A hermit (Strother Martin) tries to get his long-hidden gold to civilization in order to fight an old enemy.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl.".

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.".

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.