A sketch series from the mind of one of Scotland's most original new comedy talents. In this episode, more intriguing characters, animations and diversions, as zoned-out waster Dee Dee makes an important discovery, the supercomputer rights the wrongs of certain denim wearers, primary school power broker Wee Gary buys some sannies, an old pal calls to speak to adventure game host Falconhoof live on air - and Limmy discovers his doppelganger.

The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose, two punters are unimpressed with the clientele in their local café and the job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness. All is not well in Burnistoun's leafy suburbs when a resident struggles to put out the correct colour of wheelie bin, while for another hapless householder the task of signing for a parcel has unexpected complications. TV historian Robert Clach tells us about Burnistoun's famous and very violent clan chief and the unveiling of a statue to Burnistoun's Greatest Man unexpectedly looks to the future, not the past. Also, two characters from the previous series make welcome returns - Burnistoun's failed entrepreneur Alex Ciderson presents a new action game for kids, while local furniture retailer James Jumpstyle demonstrates a disastrous line in home deliveries.

Conversation about Scotland’s biggest news stories, hosted by Martin Geissler.

Always professional and above reproach, Chief Commissioner Miekelson strives to stay independent from the independent remuneration committee deciding on his salary. There’s more than money riding on a wager between Urban Officers Fletcher and McLaren, while Officer Karen takes part in a revolutionary experiment as her police station meets the public on their own turf. Archie Pepper operates smart tech to snare Scotland’s dumbest crooks. Comedy documentary starring Jack Docherty, Stuart MacPherson and James Kirk.

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More from the day’s top stories and communities across Scotland.

Live coverage of Formartine United v Buckie Thistle in the second round of the Scottish Cup.

Sitcom. It's three men and a baby all over again, except the baby is a grown man wanting to knock down the Clansman, and the three men are Jack, Victor and Winston.

Every ounce of Scottish football from the SPFL to the Sunday league ringers. It means everything, it means nothing, and this is the view of the fans on the terrace.

Join Des Clarke and special guests Jo Caulfield, Kim Blythe and Jamie MacDonald as they offer their own take on the last seven days of news at home and abroad.

Some of Scotland's favourite comedians remember romance as they reminisce about first dates, first kisses, feelings, yearnings and getting dumped.

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Action and reaction to the afternoon’s three Scottish Premiership matches as St Mirren travel to Dundee United, Falkirk host Dundee and Livingston face Motherwell.

When your nickname is Jaws, your reputation goes before you. Joe Jordan struck fear into opposing defenders with his full-blooded approach to football. Graduating with flying colours from the school of hard knocks at Elland Road in the 1970s, where he won a league title, Joe starred for Manchester United, before leaving a tangible legacy with Italian giants AC Milan. However, his performances and goals for Scotland on the biggest of stages are what have cemented him as an icon of the game. The only Scottish player to have scored in three World Cups, Joe sits comfortably among the elite of the game. He reveals how he made the most of the ability he had to forge a top-class career in the game, and how the grounding he got in the intense Leeds dressing room would help shape the career of future footballing greats such as Franco Baresi and Mauro Tassotti. Joe also reflects on the lifelong friendship he made with the late, great Gordon McQueen, and how McQueen’s death from dementia has made him reflect on a career heading footballs. Featuring contributions from Fabio Capello, Mauro Tassotti, John Giles, Hayley McQueen and Graham Hunter.

Craig Levein and Amy Irons are joined by Arsenal legend Lee Dixon, who talks imposter syndrome, fighting Dennis Bergkamp and celebrating in a chip shop.

Rob Rinder and Monica Galetti work at Stanglwirt Hotel in the Austrian Alps, owned by one family for 300 years and grown slowly over the years to offer world-class boxing and tennis facilities and a stable of elegant Lipizzan horses, all woven around a working Alpine farm with some of the purest water in the world.

Halloween is a big deal on the barracks and the boys are determined to successfully defend their dooking for apples trophy. Gary goes with Julie to see a fortune teller, who gives Gary a spooky and terrifying prediction. All seems fine back at the barracks as Jacko and Charlie train Mickey up for his dooking debut, but Gary starts to panic as the prediction starts to come true. It takes the lure of a massive trophy to get Gary to the Halloween party, but once there he comes face to face with the terrifying conclusion to the prediction.

The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose, two punters are unimpressed with the clientele in their local café and the job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness. All is not well in Burnistoun's leafy suburbs when a resident struggles to put out the correct colour of wheelie bin, while for another hapless householder the task of signing for a parcel has unexpected complications. TV historian Robert Clach tells us about Burnistoun's famous and very violent clan chief and the unveiling of a statue to Burnistoun's Greatest Man unexpectedly looks to the future, not the past. Also, two characters from the previous series make welcome returns - Burnistoun's failed entrepreneur Alex Ciderson presents a new action game for kids, while local furniture retailer James Jumpstyle demonstrates a disastrous line in home deliveries.

Scottish anaesthetist Mia Beaton arrives in New Zealand for sister Cassy’s wedding, only to find Cassy has died. Mia determines to find her sister's killer among the unusual townsfolk.

The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose, two punters are unimpressed with the clientele in their local café and the job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness. All is not well in Burnistoun's leafy suburbs when a resident struggles to put out the correct colour of wheelie bin, while for another hapless householder the task of signing for a parcel has unexpected complications. TV historian Robert Clach tells us about Burnistoun's famous and very violent clan chief and the unveiling of a statue to Burnistoun's Greatest Man unexpectedly looks to the future, not the past. Also, two characters from the previous series make welcome returns - Burnistoun's failed entrepreneur Alex Ciderson presents a new action game for kids, while local furniture retailer James Jumpstyle demonstrates a disastrous line in home deliveries.

Edith Bowman delves deep into the BBC archive to revisit stellar performances from an array of artists, including The Killers, KT Tunstall and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

From an experimental jam session in a tenement flat on Sauchiehall Street to a UK tour, selling out shows in London and Bristol, corto.alto have become synonymous with the rise of Glasgow’s thriving jazz scene. Thanks to band leader, composer and multi-instrumentalist Liam Shortall and his all-star line-up of world-class musicians - including STRATA’s Graham Costello and Mercury-nominated pianist Fergus McCreadie - the collective have championed and grown the scene from the roots up. Returning from tour to play to a packed home-grown crowd at Glasgow’s Queen Margaret Union, Liam and the collective share the motivation behind their music and their determination to put Glasgow jazz on the map.

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Jonathan Sutherland brings you highlights of Hearts against Celtic, Aberdeen v Hibernian and Kilmarnock’s trip to Rangers.

Craig Levein and Amy Irons explore the ins and outs of football management. Author and Podcaster Alastair Campbell on team talks, name-drops, and playing with Diego Maradona.

Craig Levein and Amy Irons are joined by Taskmaster Alex Horne , who talks promotion, job swap and the joys of non-league football.

Michelle McManus brings big-name interviews and showbiz stories from across Scotland. Bastille frontman Dan Smith chats to Grant Stott ahead of the band’s anniversary tour. Siobhan McSweeney and Eric McCormack reveal all about their gripping new drama Nine Bodies in a Mexican Morgue. Rianne Downey talks about her debut album The Consequence of Love and performs her new single Good in Goodbye. Nathan Evans faces a cheeky quiz before his sold-out Hydro show, and Nathan Sykes opens up about his emotional new solo album Ultraviolet. Michelle also rounds up the best gigs, festivals and events happening across Scotland this week.

PC Cailean McLeod returns to his home island of Lewis to search for a missing 16-year-old who walked out into the snow and has now been missing for 48 hours. In the stunning landscape of Glencoe, police have to deal with traffic chaos while trying to free a motorhome from a roadside ditch. In Shetland, it’s the busiest night of the year as police deal with Viking revellers and a drunk driver.

Sitcom. It's three men and a baby all over again, except the baby is a grown man wanting to knock down the Clansman, and the three men are Jack, Victor and Winston.

Join Des Clarke and special guests Jo Caulfield, Kim Blythe and Jamie MacDonald as they offer their own take on the last seven days of news at home and abroad.

In this episode, the Chief is keen to make amends for a slip of the tongue and keeps digging deeper as his extended apology lasts forever. The traffic cops make a big noise to salute the key workers, while the rural police handle a massive marrow bust-up at the horticultural show, and Officer Karen finally sees some fresh air.

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Dougie is in the East Neuk of Fife, where he meets the farming sisters who have stopped selling through supermarkets and are doing it for themselves. Cammy and his sheepdog Spot meet the crop scientists working on the robot dog of the future, and Rosie is in Easter Ross to see how archaeologists are investigating the underwater secrets of a lost crannog. In Caithness, Dougie finds out why one young farmer chose British Blondes as her cattle breed, and Anne is on the wild and remote island of Gometra to meet its shepherd.

Rob Rinder and Monica Galetti work at Stanglwirt Hotel in the Austrian Alps, owned by one family for 300 years and grown slowly over the years to offer world-class boxing and tennis facilities and a stable of elegant Lipizzan horses, all woven around a working Alpine farm with some of the purest water in the world.

Ian Hamilton and his guide dog Major travel to Peterhead, where the North Sea meets hard graft. Built on fishing, and now the home of the biggest fish market in Europe, Peterhead reinvented itself with the arrival of oil and gas but is now looking towards renewables. Ian and Major complain about the early start as they visit the fish market, before Ian plays some crazy golf at a newly renovated town centre park. The pair then head to the harbour to find out about a big new investment in the town, and Ian takes a trip in a fish van around the local area. After a visit to the notorious Peterhead Prison, which is now a museum, Ian finds himself locked away by the crew, but he manages to escape for a peaceful sailing trip to finish his time in the town.

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Jousting knights on horseback and gun-slinging, acrobatic cowboys. Behind the scenes with Scotland’s stunt horse team.

Cairngorm is at the heart of Scotland's greatest winter wilderness. As the first storms of the winter blow in, the ski patrol is working hard to get the resort open as early as possible. Spud the piper plays at a fairy-tale castle, and at La Taverna, Toni rips out a historic bar.

Paul Murton travels through old Perthshire, shrouded in a mythic past when kelpies lurked in the lochs of the Trossachs. He lends a hand bringing in the cattle and hears how Rob Roy MacGregor might not have been the romantic figure of popular fiction. Was he a hero or just a cattle thief? At Rob Roy’s graveside, Paul meets a man who casts doubts on the clansman’s last resting place. He then travels along a disused railway above a beautiful loch to a place where the earth once moved for folk at the 'Shaky Toun'. A trek on horseback takes him to Loch Tay, where he goes back to the Iron Age and learns how to light a fire without matches. Scaling a local giant, journey’s end is on the summit of mist-wreathed Ben Lawers.

Rob Rinder and Monica Galetti visit Wilderness Hotel Inari, an adventure hotel above the Arctic Circle in Lapland. Working in sub-zero conditions, Monica learns about the indigenous Sami culture before prepping some reindeer stew, while Rob gets all hot and bothered maintaining saunas before taking a cold-water plunge in a snow hole. But will Rob finally witness the wonder of the northern lights from the comfort of his own room.

With Sam and Chris in crisis, a concerned Bob takes action to help his friends. A scheming Viv sets a trap for Emma, and Roisin’s nerves get the better of her - especially when she receives shocking news. Meanwhile, a guilty Caitlin’s confronted by Drew.

It’s a turbulent day for Nina: her first date with Lee is derailed when Evie plans her bridesmaid’s dress fitting in the middle of it.

Conversation about Scotland’s biggest news stories, hosted by Martin Geissler.

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The sun continues to shine on the 600 caravans overlooking the Firth of Forth, on the Fife coast. After many months of restrictions, the team are excited to be bring back live entertainment for the residents and renters of the park’s 600 caravans. Bar and restaurant manager Blythe has great news for one caravan park veteran eager to get his quiz night up and running. Meanwhile, children and their parents are treated to a magic show, and maintenance team member Mark prepares for his wedding in the park’s hotel, with a live performance from one talented caravan resident.

Ten aspiring interior designers on the cusp of turning professional take part in the biggest design challenge of their lives. Competing to win their first official commercial contract, with the Watergate Bay Hotel in Cornwall, the designers face a different commercial brief each week, with their spaces scrutinized by head judge Michelle Ogundehin. This week, Michelle is joined by fashion designer turned interior designer Matthew Williamson. The challenge they set is to transform five upmarket rental apartments in Manchester. Working in pairs, the designers must decorate a living room or master bedroom and a shared home office. They have just two days, £1,500 and two tradesmen to help them get the job done.

Hunting down the fraudsters lurking in the shadows of Scotland’s £7 billion whisky industry, reporter Sam Poling goes undercover to investigate organised crime’s latest money spinner: cask whisky investment. Sam meets people duped by the criminals into handing over, and losing, all of their savings, and she goes on the trail of the missing millions. She uncovers an international criminal network, confronting those at the heart of it through secretly filming a convicted con artist and tracking down a shady businessman with a dark past.

Mia makes enemies as she lines up suspects. She discovers Cassy had secrets, leading to conflict between Ewan and Teddy - but little does she realise that Ewan has a secret of his own.

Conversation about Scotland’s biggest news stories, hosted by Martin Geissler.

David Wilson investigates fraud and forgery in art and literature, discovering how fake Robert Burns manuscripts are still causing problems for collectors.

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Anna Campbell Jones, Michael Angus and Kate Spiers are island hopping in Orkney and Shetland to visit a renovated croft house on Yell, a vibrant townhouse in Kirkwall and a newly built family home near Lerwick.

Emma and Ewan earn their first pay cheque for the new farm, while Joanna and Donald press ahead with plans for their farm shop, and Sean returns home to the family farm.

Topical debate on the big issues affecting Scotland and beyond. Members of the public have an hour to put their questions to a panel of politicians and other public figures about the biggest stories and the things they care about the most.

A determined Viv finally sets her plan in motion to kill Harry. Roisin’s on the verge of confessing all, Lenny makes an enticing offer to a stunned Harry, and Sam accidentally gives Scarlett the wrong impression.

Actor Richard returns home from London to visit his dad, Ken, a year on from the passing of his mum, Jean. But on arriving, he realises his dad may need more help than he'd originally thought.

Conversation about Scotland’s biggest news stories, hosted by Martin Geissler.

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Michelle McManus serves up big name interviews, features and the latest in entertainment and culture news from across Scotland.

Hawick, a town nestled in the Border hills, is Ian and Major’s next stop. The Hawick folk are immensely proud of their traditions, and Ian gets dressed up to join some of them in a battle re-enactment. Hawick was one of the biggest weaving towns in the country, and Ian tries his hand at product quality testing at one of the surviving mills. Rugby is another huge source of pride in Hawick, and Ian makes his debut at the famous Mansfield Park.

It’s tupping time on Cammy’s farm and the beginning of the yearly cycle for sheep farmers. Dougie’s near Alva in Clackmannanshire visiting a farm breeding pedigree American Highland cattle. As the nights draw in, Shahbaz is on the Glenlivet Estate in Moray, taking a look up at the night sky. Rosie is near Dumfries finding out how scientists are trying to selectively breed cattle that emit less methane, and Anne is on the Isle of Ulva, where she drops in on Banjo and his partner Ro as they attempt to restore a listed historic house.

PC Cailean McLeod returns to his home island of Lewis to search for a missing 16-year-old who walked out into the snow and has now been missing for 48 hours. In the stunning landscape of Glencoe, police have to deal with traffic chaos while trying to free a motorhome from a roadside ditch. In Shetland, it’s the busiest night of the year as police deal with Viking revellers and a drunk driver.

Off-beat sketches, musings and animations from Limmy. Mr Mulvaney the silver-haired businessman with delinquent tendencies plots to avoid arrest. Zoned-out waster Dee Dee brings his kitchen to life. The supercomputer wreaks havoc for an old classmate of Limmy's. Plus there's a peeping Tom in town.

Misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson invents a new way of packaging beer, 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan gatecrash a party, while pals Peter and Scott find they have a different approach to shaving a certain part of their anatomy. The Kilty Club's Herry McLoudery massacres another Scots song, and in another of his home videos, Jolly Boy John displays some unusual ways with pakora. An incompetent taxidermist manages to make rather more than just a pig's ear out of a stuffed dog, thus enraging one pet-loving Burnistoun resident, while another is driven to distraction by his new talking alarm clock which won't shut up. Conversely regulars in a Burnistoun pub are rendered speechless by the appearance of a drinking pal's new girlfriend.

Conversation about Scotland’s biggest news stories, hosted by Martin Geissler.

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Highlights from the BBC Scotland channel.

Bringing you more from the day’s top stories and communities across Scotland.

Live Championship football from Somerset Park as Ayr host Dunfermline.

Scottish sitcom. Life in Craiglang is getting Jack and Victor down, until they discover an endless supply of free whisky. Winston runs into an old enemy at the bookies.

Every ounce of Scottish football from the SPFL to the Sunday league ringers. It means everything, it means nothing, and this is the view of the fans on the terrace.

Des Clarke is joined by Kemah Bob, Robin Ince, Amy Matthews and Mark Nelson to take a wry look back at the last seven days.

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Highlights from the BBC Scotland channel.

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Highlights from the BBC Scotland channel.

All the weekend national, UK-wide and international news on Saturday evening at 7.

Highlights of Falkirk v Kilmarnock, Hearts v Dundee and Livingston v Hibernian.

Ten aspiring interior designers on the cusp of turning professional take part in the biggest design challenge of their lives. Competing to win their first official commercial contract, with the Watergate Bay Hotel in Cornwall, the designers face a different commercial brief each week, with their spaces scrutinized by head judge Michelle Ogundehin. This week, Michelle is joined by fashion designer turned interior designer Matthew Williamson. The challenge they set is to transform five upmarket rental apartments in Manchester. Working in pairs, the designers must decorate a living room or master bedroom and a shared home office. They have just two days, £1,500 and two tradesmen to help them get the job done.

After 40 years of solitude, a spirited elderly hermit tackles ill health, a declining memory, and questions whether he can live out his last years in the wilderness he calls home.

Off-beat sketches, musings and animations from Limmy. Mr Mulvaney the silver-haired businessman with delinquent tendencies plots to avoid arrest. Zoned-out waster Dee Dee brings his kitchen to life. The supercomputer wreaks havoc for an old classmate of Limmy's. Plus there's a peeping Tom in town.

Misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson invents a new way of packaging beer, 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan gatecrash a party, while pals Peter and Scott find they have a different approach to shaving a certain part of their anatomy. The Kilty Club's Herry McLoudery massacres another Scots song, and in another of his home videos, Jolly Boy John displays some unusual ways with pakora. An incompetent taxidermist manages to make rather more than just a pig's ear out of a stuffed dog, thus enraging one pet-loving Burnistoun resident, while another is driven to distraction by his new talking alarm clock which won't shut up. Conversely regulars in a Burnistoun pub are rendered speechless by the appearance of a drinking pal's new girlfriend.

Sanjeev Mann - aka Supermann on da beat - is a producer, songwriter, promoter and campaigner who is motivated by the need to shout loudly about the importance of Scottish hip-hop in all its forms. As host and curator of online platform Hip Hop Scotland, Sanjeev has become a spokesperson for a new generation of artists and is passionate about raising awareness of the huge talent that exists in the Scottish Asian hip-hop community. As a wheelchair user and sufferer of Duchenne muscular dystrophy, Sanjeev is also a fierce campaigner for accessibility in music and led a petition calling for change in Scotland’s venues in 2023. In contrast to his worsening degenerative condition, Sanjeev's creative energy and drive grows, and in early 2024, he released his own musical debut EP Breathe, putting his experiences of discrimination and under-representation on record for the first time. Shining a spotlight on Sanjeev’s superhero-esque drive and determination, this TUNE film follows Supermann as he continues to champion the Scottish Asian hip-hop community and bring his new music to life, putting his emotionally charged, highly personal experience into focus.

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Highlights from the BBC Scotland channel.

All the weekend national, UK-wide and international news on Sunday evening at 7.

Michelle McManus serves up big name interviews, features and the latest in entertainment and culture news from across Scotland.

Paul Murton’s loch-hopping journey across Scotland reaches the quiet lochs of the Borders, where he learns dog handling techniques at a school for sheep dogs, and then heads to some man-made lochs in the Moorfoot Hills, where he hears tell of hidden treasure. Then, in Edinburgh he discovers the story of a Dutch-speaking Scottish minister on skates and goes in search of a lost river and two long-vanished lochs in the heart of the city. Crossing the Firth of Forth, Paul travels around the industrial lochs of the old Fife coal field before walking in the footsteps of Mary, Queen of Scots on a haunted island in Loch Leven.

Documentary tracing the extraordinary story of amateur codebreakers Satoshi Tomokiyo, George Lasry and Norbert Biermann, who collaborated across continents to decipher a mysterious cache of coded letters which were discovered to be from Mary, Queen of Scots. With whispers of spies and a treacherous son, the unlocked codes bring new insights into Mary’s long years of captivity in Elizabethan England, her power plays, complaints and clandestine methods for communicating with her followers. Set against Mary’s dramatic journey from infant queen, through civil war, to abdication and years of captivity, this film examines the lengths Mary went to conceal her words, and the ingenuity needed to decode her letters today, even with the help of 21st-century computing.

Police are alerted to the discovery of human remains near Aviemore. They suspect this might be the last resting place of Rodrigo Falcon, a popular barman who went missing in December 2022. Sergeant Stephen Todd and his team confront a woman who is keeping monkeys and tropical animals in a ruined house in freezing cold Caithness. In Inverness, PC Siobhan Cooper faces rowdy bank holiday crowds.

Scottish sitcom. Life in Craiglang is getting Jack and Victor down, until they discover an endless supply of free whisky. Winston runs into an old enemy at the bookies.

Des Clarke is joined by Kemah Bob, Robin Ince, Amy Matthews and Mark Nelson to take a wry look back at the last seven days.