It's Dessert Week and the bakers make Spanish-style cheesecake, gluten-free sponge and a tricky trifle. Who'll have a wobble, and who'll be Basque-ing in glory.

It's Jon Richardson and Asim Chaudhry v Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Lucy Pearman + Susie Dent = Dictionary Corner. Jimmy hosts. Rachel's on letters and numbers.

In Oregon, Gordon Ramsay tries to rescue the Applegate River Lodge, which is around $1 million in debt. Can he help the owners turn their fortunes around.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue Ashley's 1992 VW Corrado, which has been rotting away since Ashley fell ill. Can the boys bring some joy back to Ashley's life.

Blake Lively and Jude Law star in Reed Morano's thriller from the producers of 007. A woman seeks vengeance on the people who killed her family.

Professionals: In Newcastle, Namaste Indian Restaurant and Club Prosecco Lounge take on Pigalos' finger-licking messy works of art and fish and chip restaurant Balls of Prudhoe.

Kirstie Allsopp helps Hannah and Andy transform their suburban semi into a wonderland.

In East Grinstead, Lucy and Lynton are at loggerheads over their three-bed semi. Can Kirstie sort out the disjointed downstairs, or will Phil find a hidden gem.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Deacon's upset when Kelly goes on a date.

Doug's sister is jealous when their parents ask Doug to sign a document giving him responsibility to decide when to 'pull the plug' if they ever get very ill.

Carrie refuses to have a shared garden with the neighbours, so they spite her by building a swimming pool, which proves too tempting for Doug.

When Robert tells Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.

A modelling agent tells Robert that he has a unique look and convinces him to pose for headshots with their in-house photographer.

A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's, and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace.

Frasier agrees to escort his former high school prom queen to her surprise birthday party, but his goal is to spend time with her attractive friend.

Frasier tutors Lorna's son Kirby in exchange for a date with Claire, while Roz gets a day off as a reward for taking Kirby to the prom.

Frasier comforts a crestfallen husband whose house has been put up for sale after his wife abandoned him, taking the children with her.

Frasier's horrified when he learns that Martin, Niles and Daphne are going to accompany him on his trip to Belize with Claire.

Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz visit a 135-year-old opera house packed with vintage Americana. And in Colorado Springs, a junkyard home is a bonanza of rusty gold.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Business is booming for two gastronomic tour guides in Greece. A couple's Italian wilderness retreat plans are threatened. And a family roll out a new menu at their Spanish hotel.

In north Wales, Henry Cole finds an antique cannon in Sue and Josh's storage shed, while Simon O'Brien discovers a croquet set in need of restoration.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Running enthusiasts Mark and Sally dream of owning a home in Greece's eastern Peloponnese. Will any of Jasmine Harman's options for their £200k get their hearts racing.

Roberto's bridge finally opens to the public in Italy, Paul and Yip risk it all to prevent their barn from collapsing, and there's a fishy fiesta at Ben and Susana's village.

The new run continues. Will one guest's pernickety protests about a path prove pivotal in providing a plaque-winner on payment day? It's all kicking off.

In Cardiff, wise-cracking chiropractor Pete bends over backwards to impress his guests with some locally sourced fare.

Jackie and Delroy see what Marbella has to offer for their £600k, from a skinny-dipping suppresser and a house with curves for days, to a home built into the hills with panoramic views.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

South Africa's Slay Queens: In Johannesburg, a look into the world of slay queens - a controversial new generation of women monetising South Africa's dating culture.

An Extra Slice: Paul Hollywood, Harry Hill and Melvin Odoom enjoy Dessert Week. Whose Spanish cheesecake had them Basque-ing in glory? And whose trifle was an eyeful.

The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.

Is it OK if Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker satirically swipe at the week's news with Richard Ayoade, Laura Smyth and Catherine Bohart? Well they're going to anyway.

Funny, frank and unapologetically filthy - everyone's favourite potty mouth Sarah Millican talks about road rage, IBS, rescue men, what can happen at a bra fitting, and more.

Billy Eichner stars in the first studio gay romcom as a cynical monogamophobe who - in spite of himself - might just fall in love with hunky Hallmark Channel alumnus Luke Macfarlane.

Gordon visits Mississipp to rescue the failing Hotel Chester. The owner has 40 years' experience in the hotel industry but struggles to make his establishment work.

In Rochdale, Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue former amateur rally driver Alan's Opel Manta GTE. Can they re-ignite Alan's spark.

Kirstie Allsopp and the team help a Southbourne couple jazz up their living room, hall and bedroom for next to nothing.

The first host in Edinburgh, events manager Peter, hopes to deliver a show-stopping night for his four unsuspecting guests. Will a gospel choir get them on their feet.

On night two in Edinburgh, Alison plans a ju-jitsu-themed surprise for her entertainment, and Cynthia charms Gary by telling him what she can do with a mango.

Edinburgh. Beautician Cynthia Gentle hopes to impress her guests with a 1950s glamour dress code and an international menu, which includes crocodile as part of the main course.

Edinburgh. Healthcare worker Rena is planning a decadent menu. But it's Cynthia who raises eyebrows when she brings one of Rena's bedroom toys out at the table.

Edinburgh. Security boss Gary rigs his dining room with spy equipment so that all of his guests' whims are catered for. Meanwhile, Alison and Peter continue to bicker.

Sam's delighted when an old baseball teammate arrives to film a sports report about him, but his ego's shattered when he's abandoned mid-interview.

Coach can't understand why his daughter puts up with her slick, unscrupulous, offensive fiancé.

Diane's dismayed when her old college friend Rebecca turns up at Cheers on the rebound from an unhappy love affair and tries to make a date with Sam.

Norm hosts a Roman toga party at Cheers, but when his handsome, womanising boss takes a shine to Diane, Norm's job could be in jeopardy.

Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help Marie with a home project so that they can land a prime spot on the golf course.

Frank and Marie announce that they're moving into a retirement home and sell their house to Robert and Amy.

Ray and Debra are shocked to discover that Frank and Marie are going to be thrown out of their apartment.

As Frasier returns from a disastrous trip to Belize with his family, he faces the ghosts of past loves.

Unsure about whether to end his relationship with his current girlfriend, Frasier is plagued with unwanted advice from his exes.

Daphne encounters the green-eyed monster when she learns that Niles is counselling an attractive patient who's obsessed with him.

Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the lottery, but Carl runs off to Iceland with the winnings.

A trendy new reverend recruits Homer as a deacon. Dry cleaners accidentally swap Marge's wedding dress for one of Krusty's clown costumes.

Bart doesn't want to go to piano lessons, until he meets his beautiful teacher. Homer loses the last two hairs on his head.

Manuel and his son Marvyn are looking for the perfect holiday home in Alicante for their whole family to enjoy. Can Leah Charles-King deliver the dream with their £130k budget.

Dazzling décor, a super night's sleep and an eggcellent breakfast impress most - but not all - of the guests at Antoinette and Carmen's Seacrest Hotel in Portsmouth.

Best mates Glenn and Leon host at The White Horse Hotel in Storrington, West Sussex. There are hair-raising concerns and damp discoveries, which are too close for comfort for some guests.

Husband and wife Mike and Del offer a real taste of Wales at Deri-Down Guesthouse in Abergavenny. But there are bed blunders and the pre-order breakfast gets a grilling.

Margaret and her son Fraser host at Royle Farm B&B in Burton-on-Trent. Some guests fixate on the fantastical furniture, while others feel askew about the view.

It's the final day and the B&Bers meet for one last time to settle some scores. After bedtime blues and follicle findings are aired, the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

a glamping pod in a Danish forest.

It's Dessert Week and the bakers make Spanish-style cheesecake, gluten-free sponge and a tricky trifle. Who'll have a wobble, and who'll be Basque-ing in glory.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

In Bulgaria, Land of Roses, Bettany explores underwater ruins and prehistoric paintings, and visits remnants of the Roman and Ottoman eras and a Thracian festival.

From Whitby to Pickering, aerial views of the stunning North Yorkshire Moors Railway reveal the Stephenson steam revolution's profound impact.

Thriller. Denzel Washington stars as an ex-soldier who comes out of retirement to help a teenage sex worker who's been assaulted by her pimp.

Steve McQueen's thriller follows the widows of some serious criminals as they mount a daring heist. The star-studded cast includes Viola Davis, Colin Farrell and Michelle Rodriguez.

Gordon Ramsay visits West Dover in Vermont, where a dog-friendly hotel is run like a hostel - with unpaid staff, instead of paying guests, staying in the rooms.

The drivers take on one of the toughest Qualifying sessions of the season. Who will conquer the high-octane, high-altitude challenge? Ariana Bravo and Alice Powell present.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend visit Dorset to fix up a Mk2 R. It belongs to carpenter Mike, who gave up work to support his son who had a terrible accident.

Jamie Oliver cooks super-speedy smoked salmon pasta, a loaded beef burger with sweet red peppers, pickles and mustard, and gorgeously soft and sticky toffee apple buns.

In Poole, Sue and Roy are at an impasse over their four-bed chalet bungalow, complete with a pool! Roy loves the space they have, but Sue's ready to downsize.

Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the lottery, but Carl runs off to Iceland with the winnings.

A trendy new reverend recruits Homer as a deacon. Dry cleaners accidentally swap Marge's wedding dress for one of Krusty's clown costumes.

Bart doesn't want to go to piano lessons, until he meets his beautiful teacher. Homer loses the last two hairs on his head.

Carla and Diane stop bickering when Diane admits that she needs a friend, but Carla can't resist the temptation to take advantage of her vulnerability.

Coach develops a foolproof technique for wooing women and astonishes everyone with his success, including Sam, who becomes his rival for neighbour Nina.

Sam's old baseball teammate Rick hits a run of bad form, so Sam lends him his good luck charm. But as Rick's game improves, Sam's luck changes for the worse.

The bar's visited by an octogenarian who's the only arrival for his WWI squad reunion, and an awkward young man seeking a fun night before becoming a monk.

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Ray informs an incensed Debra that the Parent Teacher Association have criticised her dress sense.

Debra wants Ally to pay more attention at school after she gets a poor mark, but Ray thinks that her teacher may be to blame.

The drivers take on one of the toughest Qualifying sessions of the season. Who will conquer the high-octane, high-altitude challenge? Ariana Bravo and Alice Powell present.

Sigrid, Stephen Moyer, Hollyoaks's James Redmond and music from She She She.

Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum.

Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least.

Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school.

Spooky animated caper with Maggie Gyllenhaal and Steve Buscemi. A young boy and his babysitter spy on the creepy neighbour. Did he really eat his wife.

More madcap monster-based animated escapades, with Andy Samberg and Selena Gomez's voices. Ever wondered what an ancient vampire would look like if he were human? Wonder no more.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

This Secret History documentary reveals the extent of the Duke of Windsor's collaboration with Nazi Germany during World War II - and the establishment attempt to cover it up.

Train that Changed the World: To celebrate 200 years of rail travel, Guy helps rebuild the world's most important train as he joins a recreation of the first ever passenger rail ride.

Two of the fugitives plunge headlong into a high-stakes race against the hunters. Another pair of runners head for home for a family get together that leaves them horribly exposed.

Edgar Wright's horror with Thomasin McKenzie, Anya Taylor-Joy and Matt Smith. A fashion student's transported back to Swinging-60s London. But nostalgia's not what it used to be.

Verstappen took the win in Texas, taking a step closer to the McLaren duo in the standings. Norris took eight points out of Piastri's lead. Will there be a shuffle at the top in Mexico.

Five teams are still in the race for £50k as the treasure hunt reaches Hiroshima. Partnerships are pushed to breaking point, and another duo are ditched at a dramatic coin count.

Gordon checks in to Murphys Historic Hotel in northern California, where the owners are distracted from business by the party going on in the rowdy bar.

A quick peek at some of the Strawbridges' best moments at the chateau, from series seven.

Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum.

Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least.

Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school.

In Edinburgh, Gary and Bill are torn over their four-bed home set in the grounds of a graveyard. Bill loves its quirkiness, but Gary hates the higgledy-piggledy layout.

Another chance to catch Friday's new episode, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Uncle Stu asks Doug to get his son Danny a job at IPS, but Doug doesn't want to work with his cousin. Arthur takes part in film audience research.

Carrie's shocked to discover that she's pregnant. And, with characteristic bad timing, Arthur wants Doug to build him a bathroom in the basement.

Doug struggles to hold down two jobs to save money for the baby's arrival. And Arthur still wants a new bathroom.

Debra and Marie pressure Ray and Frank to join Robert at one of his therapy sessions. Instead, they head to the racetrack.

Debra invites her divorced parents over for Thanksgiving. When Ray walks in on them making love, he and Debra mistakenly assume that they're getting back together.

While Martin prepares for his first night's work as a security guard, Frasier, Niles and the gang fuss over who will have to walk Eddie.

Frasier hosts a party for the staff at the radio station to boost his popularity. Roz dates a waste collector.

Will McLaren continue their winning streak, or will Max Verstappen strike back in style? F1 heads to one of the world's most vibrant cities to find out. With Ariana Bravo and Alice Powell.

The deals are flying in Colorado when a property proves plentiful. Mike bids big on a 1961 Messerschmitt. And will Danielle sell the guys' rare Fiat cutaway car.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Spain, three friends plan to open a cocktail bar, but there are building delays. A house sale and water supply woes threaten the opening of a wedding venue in Alicante.

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole find a gramophone and restyle a stowaway bed. Simon accidentally puts his foot in it with a drum, while Henry decides that he's a silver surfer.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Lisa and Neil have holidayed on Menorca for decades. They love the lifestyle, scenery and climate and want to buy their own holiday home there. Jasmine Harman shows them what £250k can buy.

Patrick and Mihaela take up residence in a time-worn aristocratic estate in France. And in Italy, Lucie and Jerry re-awaken a lost farming community.

Stu and Ali hope to impress their guests in Lancashire with a trip to a farm to see some baby lambs. But there's an unwelcome discovery at breakfast.

In Belfast, can Donna sniff out the thousand-pound prize with a starter so whiffy she needs to cook it in the shed.

Michelle and Mark look for their dream holiday home for £85k near Ciudad Quesada on the Costa Blanca, from suntrap solariums to light and bright box-ticking beauties.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

A look at how the discount disruptors lead the charge in saving us money. How does OneBeyond keep shoppers hooked? And how does Discount Dragon transform surplus stock.

Two of the fugitives return to their hometown but discover that sometimes home is the most dangerous place of all. Because the hunters are lying in wait, and the net tightens.

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife.

A security guard manages a violent incident with a patient. Jack, who's 33, is rushed into A&E after falling from a horse. And seven-year-old Lyla has a finger infection.

The team re-examine the tragic, chilling murder of Deborah Wood, who disappeared after leaving a bar in Leeds in January 1996. Was her death the work of a serial killer.

Ania Magliano spews up some blue jelly, Sanjeev Bhaskar requests a comfort break and Maisie Adam squawks like an exotic bird, while Alex Horne gets to wear an important hat.

Extra Slice: Paul Hollywood, Harry Hill and Melvin Odoom enjoy Dessert Week. Whose Spanish cheesecake had them Basque-ing in glory? And whose trifle gave the judges an eyeful.

Shamira Raphaela's engaging documentary follows charismatic 14-year-old Shabu as he works through the summer to pay for the prang he's put in his grandma's car. In Dutch/subs.

Shamira Raphaela's engaging documentary follows charismatic 14-year-old Shabu as he works through the summer to pay for the prang he's put in his grandma's car. In Dutch/subs.

Professionals: In Liverpool, it's a battle of the lobsters as Italian Club Fish take on The Seafood Kitchen's wow-factor platter and Lu Ban's dinner at the chef's table.

Tony prepares to marry Diane, but secrets threaten to turn his dream day into one nobody will forget, as a life hangs in the balance. Meanwhile, a hunt for answers leads to Brookside Close.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Doug and Carrie want to get pregnant, but can't get Arthur out from under their feet. So Doug hires an attractive dog walker to take him out.

Carrie's upset when she finds out that she needs glasses, so Doug buys her discount laser eye surgery.

Can Doug break Iggy Stenkowski's 18-year record of 951 consecutive perfect delivery days? Carrie doesn't get why the dog walker likes spending time with Arthur.

Ray's jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him.

Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son Peter some tips on dating. Debra throws a cocktail party, but Ray isn't impressed by the guest list.

Marie helps Debra to deal with Ray's bad habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Frasier's Halloween party takes an unpleasant turn when Niles drinks a few too many beers.

An accident leaves a mess on Frasier's carpet and breaks Martin's chair. Niles gives piano lessons to a talented Roz and a not-so-talented Daphne.

Frasier celebrates his 200th radio broadcast and has tapes of every show - except one. Can any of his obsessive fans help? Bill Gates guest stars.

Frasier and Niles befriend Kirby when they learn that his girlfriend's grandfather is a well-known wine connoisseur.

In Massachusetts, Frank breaks a sweat - and the bank - when he uncovers the holy grail of oil cans! And the guys get a rare invitation to a Newport mansion.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Will a farmhouse renovation in France be ready in time for a visit from trial guests? In Alicante, a wedding venue suffers from builder bothers.

Henry Cole sets out to restore a forklift truck, while Simon O'Brien gets all Zen with a stone water feature.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Leah Charles-King helps account manager Helen and engineer Steve find the perfect holiday home in the seaside town of Benalmádena on Spain's Costa del Sol, for all the family to enjoy.

At his fire-damaged settlement in France, Dan makes a chateau watertight. In Italy, Lucie and Jerry's earthquake-damaged village is dealt a further blow as it's hit by floods.

In the Lake District, Julie and Sarah plan to give the B&Bers a touch of luxury. The view from breakfast is beautiful - until a sausage causes a problem.

Andrea hosts a Belfast-themed evening, celebrating the local lingo and some simple-but-effective fare.

Foluke and Alex see what Paphos has to offer for £100k, from a modern apartment with a homely feel to a light and bright harbourside apartment. Will they be enticed to put in an offer.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

There's patisserie pandemonium as the semi-finalists make cream horns, glass domes and showstopping macarons. Who'll go through to the final? Whose glass dome sends them home.

The treasure hunt heats up in Japan's kitchen, Osaka, as the four remaining duos tackle the first group challenge. Bonds deepen before a shock departure shakes up the competition.

The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.

Some of Britain's favourite personalities hit the sofa and tune in for The 1% Club, Spy in the Ocean, Fake Profile, The Yorkshire Vet and lots more great TV.

Two of the fugitives plunge headlong into a high-stakes race against the hunters. Another pair of runners head for home for a family get together that leaves them horribly exposed.

Two of the fugitives return to their hometown but discover that sometimes home is the most dangerous place of all. Because the hunters are lying in wait, and the net tightens.

Is it OK if Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker satirically swipe at the week's news with Richard Ayoade, Laura Smyth and Catherine Bohart? Well they're going to anyway.

Gordon visits Connecticut's oldest inn, the Curtis House. Run by siblings who no longer talk to each other, things are falling apart. Will their legacy be lost.

Will AI really put a huge chunk of Britain's skilled workers out of a job? From health care to the law and more, Dispatches pits human versus machine. Who's the best worker.

From radical rebuilds to awe-inspiring architecture, can ambitious self-builders make their bold property dreams come true.

Kirstie catches up with Gary and Bill, who were torn over their higgledy-piggledy cemetery lodge in Edinburgh. But did Kirstie's transformation trump Phil's finds.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

When Doug rams Kelly's car, he offers to pay for the damage, but Kelly presents him with an exorbitant bill. Meanwhile, Kirby terrorises Spence with peanuts.

Doug and Carrie go for a weekend away together, but Doug tells Carrie's colleagues a huge lie. Back in Queens, Arthur destroys Doug and Carrie's bedroom.

Doug festoons the house with Halloween decorations, even though Arthur has a phobia about it.

Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend. to the boy's father. If that's not bad enough, he makes things worse by repeating his mistake.

Frank loses his sense of taste. Is it a side-effect of his potency medication? And will he have to tell Marie that he's receiving chemical assistance.

Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she talks too much.

Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant.

Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully. Roz talks incessantly about her new love, Roger.

Just as Niles and Daphne agree to move in together, they're visited by her disruptive, conniving mother and lecherous, leeching brother.

After Frasier boots Daphne's unpleasant brother out of his home, Daphne frets that she'll be left alone to deal with her horrendous mother.

On a Connecticut farm, the picking is fast and furious. And in one of the biggest barns they've ever seen, the guys find ultra-rare skis for a Ford Model T.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Reality sets in for new bar owners in Spain as things take shape. And a family chase their Italian dream, but with a baby on the way and no home, will it all come crashing down.

In Lancashire, Simon O'Brien decides to turn a 1980s glass cabinet into a modern grandfather clock, while Henry Cole relives his youth with a drum kit.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Craig Rowe helps Andy and Vicky find their dream holiday home on Crete, to enjoy the Greek way of life. With a budget of £90k, can they find somewhere they love enough to make an offer.

As the seasons change, mother nature presents new problems for Patrick and Mihaela's country estate. And in Italy, can Lucie and Jerry turn a profit from their olive oil.

Sue and Judith host in Cumbria, where the early signs indicate it could be a flawless visit. So why are the hosts scratching their heads at feedback time.

In Belfast, Aodhan hopes to not only fill his guests but thrill them too, with his alter ego and horror-themed home.

Sammie's after a place on Mallorca for family holidays and girly trips. Will a flat next to her favourite bar in Magaluf or a place that takes a trip down memory lane in Alcudia be the one.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Kirstie and Phil help first-time buyers in Essex. Can Sarah and Charlie end their eight-month house-hunt? And can Toby and Simone balance their budget and expectations.

Piers and Emma build the first new listed castle in the UK for 100 years, complete with a moat and futuristic tech. It's the biggest ever Grand Design, so is even their £2m budget enough.

Best Homes: Phil peeks inside three properties designed to capture breathtaking vistas, from uninterrupted sea views to elevated alpine panoramas and majestic mountain scenery.

Can Mark attract buyers for a £3.5m Scottish castle? A Jersey mega mansion costs a cool £21m. And will Ian's bold moves pay off on an 11-acre, five-bed Cornish cottage.

Witch Trials: Suranne examines the most infamous witch trials in history, from Pendle, Lancs, where she grew up, to Germany 400 years ago. What is their legacy today.

Witch Trials: In the US, Suranne investigates the infamous Salem witch trials, tracing their legacy through history from McCarthyism to the present day.

Gordon visits the struggling Historic Calumet Inn in Pipestone, Minnesota, where the overworked staff are on the brink of revolt.

A compilation of five films nominated for the Iris Prize for Best British Short - exploring what we hold onto and what we can't. from history to an imagined Utopia.

Professionals: In Nottingham, can The Wine Room City's mini-feast see off the competition from Annie's Burger Shack's stateside supper and The Lobster Pot's seafood classics.

Jamie Oliver cooks the ultimate curried fish pie.

Sophie and Paul are butting heads over their three-bed in Aylesbury. Can Kirstie's bold plan give them the space they need, or will Phil's alternatives win them over.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Carrie discovers a secret about Arthur. Doug regrets befriending a quirky stranger.

When Doug installs a camera in Arthur's room, his friends get addicted to Arthur TV.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about their wedding.

Ray tries to make himself more desirable in Debra's eyes by playing hard to get, but there's trouble when she finds out what he's up to.

Robert is shocked when he discovers Pat smoking, but not enough to refuse a drag on her cigarette. Then he proves that he can't be trusted with secrets.

In the last episode of the US comedy series, events take a dramatic turn when Ray goes into hospital to have his adenoids removed.

Frasier agrees to appear on a seemingly innocent teen-oriented radio show but is then interrogated by the brainy high-school panel.

A fussy Niles leaves nothing to chance when he plans the perfect evening as the backdrop for asking Daphne to be his wife.

Lilith's half-brother, Blaine Sternin , comes to town seeking Frasier's forgiveness for his past misdeeds.

Frasier's family and friends set him up on dates with various women who they think will sweep him off his feet.

In Springfield, Massachusetts, the birthplace of Indian Motorcycles, Mike and Frank dig for buried treasure and drop stacks of cash on classic bikes.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Newly-weds in Alicante prepare for their first guests, B&Bers in France manage a steady stream of guests during noisy gîte renovations, and a couple in Italy reach boiling point.

In the East Midlands, Henry Cole finds his dream Russian motorbike and sidecar from World War II, while Simon O'Brien snaps up a trendy 1970s fire surround.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Sally and Tony love Cyprus so much that they want to buy a holiday home there. Laura Hamilton shows Sally and her sister-in-law Sharon, who already lives there, what £125k can buy.

Mike and Jools create a computer game based on their Italian hamlet's medieval history. And can Patrick and Mihaela rescue their time-worn estate.

The week's final visit is to Gavin and Rosie's East Lothian glampsite. But not everyone is convinced of the merits of glamping. Although surely they must like the wood-fired hot tub.

In Belfast, will Kirsty's Ibiza-themed night get rave reviews, despite the main course going a bit Pete Tong.

With retirement - and the Atlantic Ocean - on the horizon, Suzanne and David look for a Portuguese Silver Coast stunner for £240k. Will luscious layouts and lots of land tickle their fancy.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Among the maze of secluded bays and forested ridges of New Zealand's Marlborough Sounds, George visits a remote barn conversion and climbs aboard a replica pirate ship.

one involving mystery, ducks and annoyed contestants. Reece Shearsmith balances on one leg for an impressively long time.

There's patisserie pandemonium as the semi-finalists make cream horns, glass domes and showstopping macarons. Who'll go through to the final? Whose glass dome sends them home.

This time on the 'Box, The Celebrity Traitors, Strictly Come Dancing, Hollyoaks, Dragons' Den, Beat the Chasers, Celebrity Help! My House is Haunted and BBC News.

Gordon Ramsay visits Angler's Lodge in Idaho, a stunning venue whose owners have been struck by family tragedy. Can he rescue the broken business.

Intense biographical drama starring Jamie Bell as a Neo-Nazi skinhead who decides to leave his racist beliefs behind.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Loughborough to rescue Pravesh's 1992 Saab 900 Turbo that's in desperate need of repair.

South Africa's Slay Queens: In Johannesburg, a look into the world of slay queens, a controversial new generation of women monetising South Africa's dating culture.

Jamie Oliver shows us how to make a super-fast, flavoursome smoky noodle soup, the cleverest home-made bread, and a chicken and mushroom pie with a time-saving tip for perfect pastry.

Nikki and Bash's Birmingham three-bed is bursting at the seams. Can Kirstie sort out the dysfunctional layout, or will Phil's finds tick everything off the wish list.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Carrie's upset when, on a bumpy plane landing, Doug takes the only oxygen mask. Things don't go as well as hoped for Spence with the hot Brazilian exchange student.

Carrie's embarrassed when Doug is called as an expert witness for a case she's working on. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence fight over Holly the dog walker.

Doug's parents' visit coincides with Carrie's 'fertile time'.

Debra wants a peaceful birthday with Ray, so he tells his parents and brother that there's no party: a lie that has embarrassing consequences.

Debra's upset that Ray has trouble saying 'I love you' - and she gets even more annoyed when he shares his problem with his interfering parents.

Ray's chosen to give the eulogy at his great-uncle's funeral, but he gets more than he bargained for when his aunt turns up to rekindle a family feud.

Frasier's son wins a spelling bee, but there's trouble when the runner-up's parents find out that Frasier was mouthing the letters of the words.

Frasier and Niles return to their childhood home and reminisce about when they thought there had been a murder.

Frasier and his neighbour Cam attempt to put an end to their feud because of their parents' supposed love affair. Niles tries out a Segway.

Frasier meets up with some of the old Cheers gang in Boston for Cliff's retirement party.

The guys peruse a petroliana-packed property. And while Mike's busy back in Iowa, Dave joins Frank on the road to Florida, where they spot a rare cyclecar.

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In France, farmhouse renovations notch up a gear. And, as work on their Spanish bar goes down to the wire, can a group of friends pull off their grand opening.

In Leyland, Simon O'Brien transforms three battered car seats into a three-piece suite. And Henry Cole repurposes an overhead light into a fashionable light box.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Retired teachers Gloria and Russell look for their dream holiday home in vibrant Valencia. Can Jasmine Harman get in their good books with five great options for their £115k.

In Italy, Lucie and Jerry begin a salvaging mission at their village. And in France, Patrick and Mihaela put their newly renovated holiday rental to the test.

The B&Bers try to get their heads around all manner of things on payment day, from facilities faults to shoddy sleep scores. Who will reign supreme.

In Belfast, pilot James brings the heat with a Mexican night. Can he soar into top spot.

Angela and Andy scour the Costa Dorada for a holiday home for £190k. A floral treat on the eyes has them blooming. But will a splishy-splashy surprise blow their contender out of the water.

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Colombia's Narco Wars: In Colombia, rival anti-government narco-militias have returned the country to a state of violent conflict, displacement and forced recruitment.

An Extra Slice: Joe Wilkinson, Cherish Finden and Katherine Ryan enjoy a slice of patisserie paradise. Whose creations surpassed expectations? Whose dome sent them home.

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No tricks - just treats - on Halloween night, as Adam 'Howls', Josh 'Witchicombe' and Alex 'Bloodsucker' pick over the news with spooky guests Joel Dommett and Jameela Jamil.

Stand-up comedy from Sarah Millican's warm, convivial world, where a bath-time cup of tea is the epitome of luxury. And Sarah shares her life tips, including the alternative to marriage.

Comedy-drama. A college student struggles to keep a lid on her secrets as she awkwardly encounters her sugar daddy and the ex-girlfriend she's still hung up on at a shiva.

Soggy, snappy reptilian horror with Kaya Scodelario. A talented swimmer must use her water-based skills to evade a congregation of alligators during a flood.

Gordon checks in to the Vienna Inn, an Austrian-themed hotel and restaurant in Massachusetts, where business isn't what it used to be. Can he keep their doors open.

On night one in Barnsley, hairdresser Verene serves up kangaroo fillet with a confit of quandong and yakajirri rosti. What will cautious diner Christian make of it.

Barnsley. 'Party Paul' has three different types of entertainment on his menu, one of which includes swimwear.

Barnsley. Flamboyant part-time drag queen Christian plans to host the evening as his alter ego Lady Bacardi.

Barnsley. Romantic novelist Milly Johnson hopes her 'hearts and flowers' theme will bring a bit of love back to the group, following the previous night's confrontation.

Barnsley. On the final night, wine and food snob Phil Davies hopes his impressive menu made from scratch and carefully selected wines will win him the prize.

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Diane's furious when Sam enters her photo into the Miss Boston Barmaid contest, until she realises it'll give her the chance to denounce the event to the media.

Sam sees Coach being taken for a ride by a so-called friend, so he and the gang plot to get the money back from the con artist in a friendly poker game.

Diane is told she must marry within 24 hours or her mother will lose an inheritance. So she asks Sam to marry her on a strictly business basis.

Sam's jealous when his brother shows up at the bar and captivates everyone - including a smitten Diane - with his tap-dancing, magic tricks and singing.

When Ray's parents fall out, his mum moves in with him and Debra. But Debra isn't happy and tries to convince Ray's dad to apologise.

Debra's well-to-do parents come to visit. Ray begs his own parents to be nice to them, but when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order.

Niles and Daphne marry on an impulse while on holiday in Reno but are forced to hide their good news when they return to Seattle.

Frasier and Niles are pitted against the owner of a local garage in a war over principles and two dollars. Daphne leaves the Crane household for the last time.

Tim Burgess talks about his new album. Rachel Parris and Nick Offerman each discuss their respective books. And there's music from KT Tunstall.

Lisa befriends studious newcomer Isabel but is distressed when her new buddy runs against her in the campaign for class representative.

Bart becomes a model student so that he can go on a school trip on a submarine. But Principal Skinner has other ideas.

Actor Troy McClure desperately needs some good publicity after being implicated in a sordid sea-life scandal. So he marries Selma. Jeff Goldblum stars.

Sideshow Bob becomes chief scientist at a genetically modified food company.

In Devon, married couple Lewis and James kick off the week with their signature style. But a dribbly shower rains on their chances.

Last time out, Sally and Jo set up some spotless expectations for their B&B in Cornwall. At feedback time, they might end up wishing they'd kept their mouths shut.

Newbie B&Ber Hilary hosts at her actual family home in Dorset, which isn't to the taste of some guests. Luckily, a stunning sea view might turn the tide.

Nikki and Terry host the week's final visit at The Railway Ramblers' Rest in Devon, where simmering tensions between guests threaten to derail things.

On payment day, allegations of foul play after one pair gave consistently low scores throughout the week get the blood boiling, before the winners are revealed.

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Going-for-gold action. Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg compare abs as they scour the globe for an olde explorer's lost gold. The heat is on. The time is right. Only the best survive.

Best Knitter: Tom Daley hosts, as amateur knitters knock needles to be crowned champion. Who'll stitch without a glitch? And whose Fair Isle will be bottom of the pile.

A pair of fugitives take the slow train, letting the hunters get ahead of them. Two runners are left scrambling when their network's rumbled. And the perfect farm hideout fails.

The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.