Heart Broken: A Valentine's Day romp between Phil and Claire's alter egos, Clive Bixby and Juliana, takes an unexpected turn that lands Claire in hospital. (S4 Ep15).

The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13/22).

Hail Barry: Despite his lack of sporting prowess, Barry tries to join the school football team. (S5 Ep14/22).

Smother's Day: Beverly's upset when Barry and Erica forget to buy her a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead. (S3 Ep22/24).

A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14).

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17).

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21).

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21).

The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together. Penny's family arrive in town. (S10 Ep1).

The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2).

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11).

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12).

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3).

The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4).

Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17).

The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7).

The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8).

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9).

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21).

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22).

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16).

The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18).

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21).

You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25).

The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22).

The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23).

The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24).

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22).

Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16).

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22).

Brand new series - New Mom, New Problems: Audrey sets her sights on regaining her position as top dog after recovering from injury. But new girl Gina puts a spanner in the works. (S1 Ep5).

Action-thriller starring Jason Statham. For a price, an underworld courier will deliver people or packages anywhere, no questions asked. But one job lands him in deep danger.

YouTuber Jay has no problem sliding into girls' DMs but can't make connections in real life. Victoria has a thing for younger women and is after her very own Warrior Princess. (S8 Ep3/5).

Bi-curious 75-year-old Ian from North Yorkshire is looking for the perfect partner to explore his sexuality with, and 30-year-old waiter Kerry wants an experimental man. (S8 Ep4/5).

Can PR manager Sophie remember her date's name? Mum-of-three Mandy's date with gentle giant Andrew is going well, until Mandy - who has Crohn's disease - starts to feel unwell. (S8 Ep7).

What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of World on Fire, Antiques Roadshow, Treasure Island with Bear Grylls, The Circle: Vote Night and Britain's Got Talent? (S14 Ep4).

The dating show that dares to bare all. Wrestler Iain is looking for the one to pin him down for good. Bi-curious Leon wants to share his new body with a special someone. (S8 Ep1/5).

Best Men: Sal makes one of her notorious surprise drop-ins at Mitch and Cam's, but this time with big news - she's getting married. Cam and Mitch are the best men. (S4 Ep17).

Adam Spielberg: Adam writes an original script about Indiana Jones, but his passion for directing is challenged when he films it. Barry and Murray make a wager. (S5 Ep15/22).

The Scrunchie Rule: Beverly nurses Coach Mellor back to health after a slip with the rope-climbing equipment. Erica and her roommate begin to annoy each other. (S5 Ep16/22).

Big Orange: Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Adam's distraught when Murray decides to tear down the family tree house. (S3 Ep23/24).

Short, cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, including a variety of boats, animals surfing, a dating agency for sea captains and dancing from across the world.

Have a Summer: Adam worries about being hazed by the older students when he goes to high school, but he soon earns their respect by body-slamming Barry. (S3 Ep24/24).

Breakfast Club: Adam works on a new persona that he hopes will make him seem cool on his first day at high school, while Beverly gets her teaching certificate. (S4 Ep1/24).

I Heart Video Dating: Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video-dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2/24).

George! George Glass!: Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends that she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3/24).

Crazy Calls: After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4/24).

Monochrome: The four remaining teams must create an emotional work of art made entirely from one colour. (S1 Ep6).

Brand new series: Arman's shocking allegations leave Sam Prince seething. Chelsea meets TOWIE as Jazz introduces Demi Sims. And Jules and Alice lock horns in an almighty showdown. (S29 Ep8).

The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3).

The Cohabitation Experimentation: When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is being repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4).

The Hot Tub Contamination: Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5).

The Fetal Kick Catalyst: Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6).

The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7).

The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8).

Animated family comedy sequel. Mavis (Selena Gomez) and Johnny (Andy Samberg) leave baby Dennis with 'Vampa' Dracula (Adam Sandler), who organises a monster boot camp.

Comedy sequel starring Alex D. Linz as a resourceful boy who's stranded at home with chickenpox when a top-secret military microchip comes his way. Can he keep it safe from crooks.

Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22).

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22).

The D'oh-cial Network: Lisa creates a social networking phenomenon, SpringFace, but is called to trial when Springfield's obsession with it causes chaos. (S23 Ep11/22).

Moe Goes from Rags to Riches: Moe is heckled for having no real pals so his best friend, the beloved bar rag, narrates his incredible 1000-year journey to Springfield. (S23 Ep12/22).

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22).

Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator J.J. Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15).

Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16).

The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4).

On the box this time: Coronation Street, Love Island, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Starstruck, Cheat, Dancing on Ice, and Catfish UK. (S21 Ep2).

The top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall and Naked and Afraid. (S21 Ep3).

Cupid has a big surprise for mum-of-two Emma. Is lofty rocker Squid the man for six-foot-tall Kat? And will Fran be dapper Will's English rose? (S8 Ep1).

Raymon is 90. He meets ballroom dancing enthusiast Cecelia. Can model Frankie charm glamorous PA Rosie? And nervous rugby player Phil meets Sarah, who has overcome bone cancer. (S8 Ep2).

On the box this time: Coronation Street, Love Island, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Starstruck, Cheat, Dancing on Ice, and Catfish UK. (S21 Ep2).

The top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall and Naked and Afraid. (S21 Ep3).

Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12/17).

Spin a Yarn: Gordon Ramsay tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13/17).

Ro reaches crisis point, while Marie takes steps to put things right. Ste fears for Lucas. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes. And things get physical when Darren demands answers from Rex.

Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus: an energy drink house prank and a butcher rap.

Send Out the Clowns: The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis. And Manny has a cool new friend. (S3 Ep18).

Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17).

The Last Walt: Claire supports Luke when his friend Walt dies. Phil takes Alex for some father-daughter bonding time, and Haley throws an unauthorised party. (S3 Ep20).

Planes, Trains & Cars: The Dunphys want a new car and Phil makes a spontaneous purchase without Claire. Jay is determined to sort his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny. (S3 Ep21).

Disneyland: Nothing is more quintessential to good old family fun than a trip to Disneyland - but not without a side of motion sickness, achy feet and a wayward toddler. (S3 Ep22).

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10/17).

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17).

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17).

Spooky animated family comedy. On a monster-friendly cruise, Dracula (Adam Sandler) falls in love - with a vampire slayer.

The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9).

The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10).

The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11).

The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12).

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22).

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22).

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22).

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22).

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22).

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22).

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22).

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22).

Violent action-thriller starring Jason Statham as the tough courier Frank Martin, who's hired to guard a government drugs czar's son. But his mission soon lurches towards disaster.

Sian, who's 24, wants a man to drive her wild, who she can love more than her beloved car. And 33-year-old fashion entrepreneur Tansel is after a woman to settle down with. (S8 Ep5/5).

The Goggleboxers cast their eyes over It's A Sin, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Surviving Death, This Morning, and BBC News on Boris Johnson's Covid road map announcement. (S17 Ep1).

On the box this time, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Married at First Sight Australia, Drawers Off, Your Honor, Million Pound Pawn, Pooch Perfect, and Stand Up & Deliver. (S17 Ep2).

Sian, who's 24, wants a man to drive her wild, who she can love more than her beloved car. And 33-year-old fashion entrepreneur Tansel is after a woman to settle down with. (S8 Ep5/5).

The Goggleboxers cast their eyes over It's A Sin, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Surviving Death, This Morning, and BBC News on Boris Johnson's Covid road map announcement. (S17 Ep1).

Pilot: US comedy about a group of New York City police detectives. A talented but carefree detective is taken aback when a strict new captain takes over at his precinct. (S1 Ep1).

The Tagger: When Peralta turns up late for morning roll call, Captain Holt responds by assigning him to a minor graffiti case and then closely monitoring his every move. (S1 Ep2).

Ro reaches crisis point, while Marie takes steps to put things right. Ste fears for Lucas. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes. And things get physical when Darren demands answers from Rex.

The teens are caught red-handed, and Ste fears for his son. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes, and Diane catches the end of a suspicious conversation.

Things turn physical when Darren demands answers from Rex. Lucas receives comforting advice from an unlikely source. And reassuring words to Nancy strike a chord with Freddie.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16/17).

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17/17).

Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer. (S29 Ep8/21).

Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21).

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13).

David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22).

Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6).

Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7).

Tableau Vivant: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to order lunch, and Cam and Claire can't agree on how to discipline children. (S3 Ep23).

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10).

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11).

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12).

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes: After Dr Sturgis experiences severe stress, Mary worries that Sheldon is treading a similar path. Georgie makes a discovery. (S3 Ep1).

A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2).

The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19).

Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20).

The Homer They Fall: Homer becomes a boxer, thanks to his abnormally hard head. But is his skull strong enough for a fight against heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum? (S8 Ep3/25).

Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25).

The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1).

The Decoupling Fluctuation: Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he's hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2).

The Higgs Boson Observation: Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3).

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22).

Joel sees a glimmer of hope for saving his marriage, but he's unaware of someone's sinister plans. Meanwhile, Nancy hides a secret, and Rex plays a dangerous game.

Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15/22).

Brand new series - After Every Storm a Rainbow: Stress abounds at Studio Bleu, with Glo threatening to cut some of the girls from Nationals. One dancer hits her breaking point. (S1 Ep6).

What do Rylan, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown? (S1 Ep1).

Brand new series: Yas and Lauren confront Zeyno, who has her eye on Yas's former flame Arman. James has a warning for Jack. Freddy seeks revenge on Angus. And Sophie's got a date! (S29 Ep9).

On the box this time: Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates. (S17 Ep3).

The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3).

The Cohabitation Experimentation: When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is being repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4).

Pilot: US comedy about a group of New York City police detectives. A talented but carefree detective is taken aback when a strict new captain takes over at his precinct. (S1 Ep1).

The Tagger: When Peralta turns up late for morning roll call, Captain Holt responds by assigning him to a minor graffiti case and then closely monitoring his every move. (S1 Ep2).

Colors: Barry enlists his friends' help so he can break up Beverly's social group to get more of her attention. Adam attempts to trick Murray into loving the theatre. (S5 Ep17/22).

MTV Spring Break: Hoping to enjoy a genuine spring break experience, Erica and Barry pay a visit to Pops in Florida, but the jaunt isn't what they expected. (S5 Ep18/22).

Brand new series: Yas and Lauren confront Zeyno, who has her eye on Yas's former flame Arman. James has a warning for Jack. Freddy seeks revenge on Angus. And Sophie's got a date! (S29 Ep9).

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16/17).

The Slump: Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3).

M.E. Time: Peralta meets an attractive medical examiner, but he annoys his colleagues when his attempts to get together with her cause a hold-up with an autopsy report. (S1 Ep4).

Things turn physical when Darren demands answers from Rex. Lucas receives comforting advice from an unlikely source. And reassuring words to Nancy strike a chord with Freddie.

Joel sees a glimmer of hope for saving his marriage, but he's unaware of someone's sinister plans. Meanwhile, Nancy hides a secret, and Rex plays a dangerous game.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

La Galleria 33 (Part 1): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1/16).

La Galleria 33 (Part 2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2/16).

Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21).

Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21).

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22).

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts a bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16).

Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8).

When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9).

Baby on Board: Trying to adopt another child has been an emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam. They bring Gloria in as translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily. (S3 Ep24).

The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13).

The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14).

The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15).

An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom: Meemaw refuses to drive Sheldon to a lecture. Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with his new business venture. (S3 Ep3).

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip: Sheldon must take a break from science when his new obsession with The Lord of the Rings leads to an unhealthy habit. (S3 Ep4).

Career Day: Phil is chuffed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. (S4 Ep21).

My Hero: Mitch's ex Teddy, a very personable and successful doctor, invites the family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink, where they all run rings around each other. (S4 Ep22).

Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25).

A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25).

The Re-entry Minimization: Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4).

The Holographic Excitation: The gang celebrate Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5).

The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at the community college. (S6 Ep6).

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22).

Joel spirals from a devastating truth, while Jez faces a deadly ultimatum. And Nancy makes a heartbreaking confession.

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22).

Brand new series - Recipe for Disaster: Miss Glo gives the dancers her toughest dance yet. And a head-to-head solo battle for two girls means one thing: head-to-head Dance Moms. (S1 Ep7).

From Love Island to The Family Brain Game, what do Oti Mabuse, Rachel Riley, Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Emily Atack, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top TV? (S1 Ep2).

Aaron, the winner of TV's The Traitors, is out on a date with a straight-A student Laura. There's also a date on roller skates and a Mr Bean impression. (S21 Ep5).

Nameya is after both beauty and brains: will she find her perfect package in a sexy guy or her first ever girlfriend? Dan loves a fairy-tale, but she's yet to find her leading man. (S9 Ep2).

The Hot Tub Contamination: Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5).

The Fetal Kick Catalyst: Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6).

The Slump: Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3).

M.E. Time: Peralta meets an attractive medical examiner, but he annoys his colleagues when his attempts to get together with her cause a hold-up with an autopsy report. (S1 Ep4).

Flashy Little Flashdancer: Beverly takes up dancing with her friends but is dejected when her family are unimpressed by her plan to perform in a recital. (S5 Ep19/22).

The Opportunity of a Lifetime: Barry gets the chance to throw the first pitch at a Phillies baseball game. Erica makes an important decision about her future. (S5 Ep20/22).

From Love Island to The Family Brain Game, what do Oti Mabuse, Rachel Riley, Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Emily Atack, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top TV? (S1 Ep2).

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17/17).

The Vulture: Peralta is irked when a detective from Major Crimes takes over a murder case that he is close to solving. Can he prevent the officer from stealing his thunder? (S1 Ep5).

Halloween: On a very busy Halloween night, Santiago - who detests the holiday - is forced to put on a fancy dress costume and go undercover on a street patrol with Boyle. (S1 Ep6).

Joel sees a glimmer of hope for saving his marriage, but he's unaware of someone's sinister plans. Meanwhile, Nancy hides a secret, and Rex plays a dangerous game.

Joel spirals from a devastating truth, while Jez faces a deadly ultimatum. And Nancy makes a heartbreaking confession.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3/16).

Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon is in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4/16).

King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21).

Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21).

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22).

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22).

Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10).

Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12).

Bringing Up Baby: The start of the fourth series of the Emmy-winning comedy. Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1).

The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks that she gives him. (S5 Ep16).

The Rothman Disintegration: Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17).

The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18).

A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship: Dr Sturgis is discharged from hospital, but after returning home he unexpectedly ends his relationship with Meemaw. (S3 Ep5).

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm: A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Meanwhile, Meemaw struggles after her break-up with Dr Sturgis. (S3 Ep6).

Games People Play: Phil gets a new RV and has high hopes of going on a family road trip, but Claire decides to let him learn the hard way why it will likely be a terrible idea. (S4 Ep23).

Suddenly, Last Summer: Mitch and Cam decide to get married. The kids are driving Phil and Claire crazy. Jay and Gloria prepare for Manny's solo trip to Colombia to visit relatives. (S5 Ep1).

Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25).

Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25).

The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7).

The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8).

The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9).

I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22).

Joel's world unravels as a shocking crime leaves him with nowhere to turn. Nancy and Darren's search for answers continues, and an attempt to help ends in disaster.

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22).

Brand new series - May the Best Group Win: It's Regionals, and Glo has decided to split her team down the middle and make the two groups compete against each other. (S1 Ep8).

From The Chase to Fatal Attraction, what do Westlife, Kelly Osbourne, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Oti Mabuse, Rylan Clark-Neal, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top telly? (S1 Ep3).

On the box this time, The Circle, CBeebies Bedtime Stories, Escape from Pretoria, Baywatch, This Morning (bathroom hacks), Naked Attraction, and BBC News on Prince Philip. (S17 Ep4).

Seeking love on Valentine's are: a 90-year-old army veteran, a TikTok star with a 'dirty builder' thing, and broadcaster India Willoughby on her first date since she transitioned. (S21 Ep6).

The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7).

The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8).

The Vulture: Peralta is irked when a detective from Major Crimes takes over a murder case that he is close to solving. Can he prevent the officer from stealing his thunder? (S1 Ep5).

Halloween: On a very busy Halloween night, Santiago - who detests the holiday - is forced to put on a fancy dress costume and go undercover on a street patrol with Boyle. (S1 Ep6).

Spaceballs: Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she's made. (S5 Ep21/22).

Let's Val Kilmer This Car: Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. But when she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22).

Goodnight, Grace: Everyone flies to Florida to join Phil after his mum's passing. Claire helps with Gracie's last wish for Frank, and the kids reflect on the gifts grandma left. (S4 Ep24).

From The Chase to Fatal Attraction, what do Westlife, Kelly Osbourne, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Oti Mabuse, Rylan Clark-Neal, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top telly? (S1 Ep3).

La Galleria 33 (Part 1): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1/16).

48 Hours: Peralta jumps the gun and makes an arrest without enough evidence, leaving himself only 48 hours to collect the proof he needs before the suspect is released. (S1 Ep7).

The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18).

The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19).

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5/16).

Revisit: Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep16/16).

Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21).

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21).

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater: Unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects, Sheldon runs for class president. (S2 Ep19).

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross: Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20).

Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13).

A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14).

Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2).

The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19).

The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20).

The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21).

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting: Sheldon starts the first internet flame war. Meanwhile, Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team. (S3 Ep7).

The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's: Hoping to recruit Sheldon, the university offers George Sr a job. Mary is determined to rid her home of greed. (S3 Ep8).

First Days: Claire arrives for her first day at Jay's company but is worried that Jay doesn't have a real job for her. And Cam is now substitute teaching at the high school. (S5 Ep2).

Larry's Wife: Phil seems to have found his niche in real estate - selling to recently divorced women. Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement. (S5 Ep3).

El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25).

The Springfield Files: Homer thinks he's seen an alien in the woods. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully (guest stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson). (S8 Ep10/25).

The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24).

The Santa Simulation: Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11).

The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12).

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22).

Uncut Femmes: It turns out that there's more to Chief Wiggum's wife than it seems. And Marge gets involved in a jewel heist. (S32 Ep17).

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news. (S23 Ep18/22).

Brand new series - Last Chance to Dance: A storm is coming as Miss Glo and her dancers descend on Nationals. Will their season end in glory with so many rifts within the team? (S1 Ep9).

From First Dates to Serengeti, what do Jessie J, Jamal Edwards, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr, Martin and Roman Kemp, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top TV? (S1 Ep4).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Line of Duty, This Is My House, The Proof Is Out There, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Countdown and This Morning? (S17 Ep5).

Will the flames of passion burn bright for fire performer Hayley and business owner Glen? And can tattoo fan Sarah from Wales find someone 'who'll take my bins out on a Tuesday'? (S22 Ep1).

The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9).

The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10).

The Rickchurian Mortydate: Rick and Morty fall out with the president when he asks them to tackle a monster that's roaming the tunnels under the White House. (S3 Ep10/10).

: Brand new series - Our Bubbly Wubbly Tasmania :P: Surreal animated comedy. What starts as a simple day at the beach ends in a task to please a Tasmanian god. (Ep6).

Brand new series - A Mine Is a Terrible Thing to Waste: Animated adult comedy series. In this episode, Mike celebrates the mining industry. (S3 Ep6).

48 Hours: Peralta jumps the gun and makes an arrest without enough evidence, leaving himself only 48 hours to collect the proof he needs before the suspect is released. (S1 Ep7).

Old School: Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8).

Sixteen Candles: Murray and Beverly forget Adam's 16th birthday. (S6 Ep1/23).

You Got Zuko'd: Adam's girlfriend Jackie returns from her summer in New York but acts like a different person. Beverly is unhappy with Lainey's culinary skills. (S6 Ep2/23).

La Galleria 33 (Part 2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2/16).

Old School: Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8).

Sal's Pizza: When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9).

Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20).

Career Day: Phil is chuffed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. (S4 Ep21).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Olde Hitching Post: Gordon visits the historic Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter but refuses to let her run it. (S6 Ep6/16).

Levanti's: Gordon visits Pennsylvania, where he meets siblings whose inability to work together is risking their father's life savings at his Italian restaurant, Levanti's. (S6 Ep7/16).

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21).

You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25).

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21).

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22).

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16).

The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18).

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3).

The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22).

The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23).

The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24).

A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken: Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's party. George and Dr Sturgis bond. (S3 Ep9).

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib: Sheldon decides to fake an illness to avoid a swimming test at school. Dr Sturgis attempts to spy on Meemaw's new boyfriend. (S3 Ep10).

Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4).

The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5).

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25).

Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25).

The Bakersfield Expedition: The guys get all dressed up for a photo opportunity at a Star Trek location but end up stranded in the desert. (S6 Ep13).

The Cooper/Kripke Inversion: Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis, Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14).

The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for such a big step. (S6 Ep15).

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22).

Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18).

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22).

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22).

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22).

Violent action-thriller starring Jason Statham as the tough courier Frank Martin, who's hired to guard a government drugs czar's son. But his mission soon lurches towards disaster.

The dating show that dares to bare all. Sex toy tester Hayley wants the perfect partner to get her buzzing. Tree surgeon Dmitri is after the one, but is in for a big shock. (S9 Ep1).

The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11).

The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12).

Sal's Pizza: When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9).

Thanksgiving: Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for all of her colleagues at the precinct, but the celebration risks turning into a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10).

Rad!: Erica thinks her singing dreams have come true when she lands a job at a new karaoke bar in town. Murray teaches Barry and Lainey financial responsibility. (S6 Ep3/23).

Hersheypark: When Adam tells Beverly he doesn't want her to chaperone the school trip to a theme park, she tries to manipulate him with 'guilt letters'. (S6 Ep4/23).

New Year's Eve: Jay plans a family trip to Palm Springs to celebrate New Year at what he thinks is a great hotel. But the accommodation turns out to be less than stellar. (S4 Ep11).

The dating show that dares to bare all. Sex toy tester Hayley wants the perfect partner to get her buzzing. Tree surgeon Dmitri is after the one, but is in for a big shock. (S9 Ep1).

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3/16).

Thanksgiving: Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for all of her colleagues at the precinct, but the celebration risks turning into a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Stefan King: Adam gets into trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to go to a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5/24).

Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook: Adam asks his father for money to film his own action movie, while Erica and Beverly go shopping for clothes. (S4 Ep6/24).

Ho-ly K.I.T.T.: A shared love of the TV show Knight Rider brings Murray and his brother Marvin together. Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner. (S4 Ep7/24).

The Greatest Musical Ever Written: Barry makes fun of Adam for taking part in a school musical. Beverly's job as a substitute teacher causes problems for Erica. (S4 Ep8/24).

Globetrotters: When Adam creates a video that makes it look as though he and his friends beat Barry in a game of basketball, Barry demands a rematch in the gym. (S4 Ep9/24).

Roll the Dice: The teams invent, design and build original board games in the Mousetrap and Operation mould. The winners will go straight into the grand finale. (S1 Ep7).

Brand new series: Yas and Lauren confront Zeyno, who has her eye on Yas's former flame Arman. James has a warning for Jack. Freddy seeks revenge on Angus. And Sophie's got a date! (S29 Ep9).

Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon is in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4/16).

Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5/16).

The Romance Recalibration: Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13).

The Emotion Detection Automation: Sheldon tests a new invention after hearing that it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14).

The Locomotion Reverberation: Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15).

The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16).

Spooky animated family comedy. On a monster-friendly cruise, Dracula (Adam Sandler) falls in love - with a vampire slayer.

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22).

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22).

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news. (S23 Ep18/22).

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22).

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22).

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22).

Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15/22).

Uncut Femmes: It turns out that there's more to Chief Wiggum's wife than it seems. And Marge gets involved in a jewel heist. (S32 Ep17).

Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18).

The celebrities watch 127 Hours, Planet Earth II, Cape Fear, This Morning on public toilets, EastEnders, Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, and BBC News on beaches. (S2 Ep5).

On the box this time: The Piano, Married at First Sight Australia, MILF Manor, Wild Isles, Match of the Day - with no commentators - and the News on Gary Lineker. (S21 Ep4).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World and The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer. (S21 Ep5).

Can Star Trek fan Martin set his phaser to stun burlesque performer Susie? And can boxer Perry show hairdresser Bonnie his sensitive side? (S8 Ep3).

Eve, who's 22, has alopecia. She's never been on a night out without her wig. until now. Showing off her amazing head tattoo, she stuns teaching assistant Jordan with her beauty. (S8 Ep4).

On the box this time: The Piano, Married at First Sight Australia, MILF Manor, Wild Isles, Match of the Day - with no commentators - and the News on Gary Lineker. (S21 Ep4).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World and The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer. (S21 Ep5).

Revisit: Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep16/16).

Roll the Dice: The teams invent, design and build original board games in the Mousetrap and Operation mould. The winners will go straight into the grand finale. (S1 Ep7).

Joel's world unravels as a shocking crime leaves him with nowhere to turn. Rex plays a dangerous game, Jez faces a deadly ultimatum, and Nancy makes a heartbreaking confession.

Charming animated bovine road movie from the makers of Ice Age. A huge but gentle bull (voiced by John Cena) tries to get home after being sent away to a bull fighting ranch.

Olde Hitching Post: Gordon visits the historic Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter but refuses to let her run it. (S6 Ep6/16).

Levanti's: Gordon visits Pennsylvania, where he meets siblings whose inability to work together is risking their father's life savings at his Italian restaurant, Levanti's. (S6 Ep7/16).

Tableau Vivant: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to order lunch, and Cam and Claire can't agree on how to discipline children. (S3 Ep23).

Baby on Board: Trying to adopt another child has been an emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam. They bring Gloria in as translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily. (S3 Ep24).

Bringing Up Baby: The start of the fourth series of the Emmy-winning comedy. Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1).

Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2).

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3).

More madcap monster-based animated escapades, with Andy Samberg and Selena Gomez's voices. Ever wondered what an ancient vampire would look like if he were human? Wonder no more.

The Comic-Con Conundrum: Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17).

The Escape Hatch Identification: Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18).

The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19).

The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20).

The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24).

The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny is considering accepting a job offer from her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24).

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22).

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22).

I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22).

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22).

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22).

Comedy sequel with Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller and Jessica Alba. Can Greg Focker live up to nightmare dad-in-law Jack's newfound reluctant sort-of respect.