Brian pitches his pilot script to network executives; Chris and Meg injure Stewie and try to cover it up.

When professor Farnsworth builds a "what if" machine, Fry and the crew find out what would happen if their wishes were fulfilled.

Fry and Bender join the military, unaware that Earth is about to go to war; Leela serves under Zapp Brannigan.

When Bender's late uncle leaves him a gothic castle, Bender must spend one entire night there. Voices of Billy West, John Di Maggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.

When Fry and Leela exchange job chips, Leela becomes a pizza delivery girl and Fry thaws out his old girlfriend.

Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.

Hank and the guys deal with less-than-agreeable visitors when Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.

A trio of older girls befriends Bobby, and Hank worries that his son is being emasculated; Hank and the guys build the ultimate cart for a homeless man.

Bobby joins the local college's meat-examination team after he discovers he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat.

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Super spy Lance Sterling and scientist Walter Beckett are almost exact opposites. Lance is smooth, suave and debonair. Walter is not. But what Walter lacks in social skills he makes up for in smarts and invention, creating the awesome gadgets Lance uses on his epic missions. But when events take an unexpected turn, Walter and Lance suddenly have to rely on each other in a whole new way. And if this odd couple can't learn to work as a team, the whole world is in peril.

The football team forfeits a big game due to poor field maintenance, but Hank resolves to keep the booster club from replacing the field keeper.

Luanne takes a second job as a member of a roller-derby team to get out of credit-card debt.

John Redcorn decides to build a casino to create a venue for his band to play, then finds out Texas does not allow gaming.

Dale protests against a smoking ban in Arlen by going from bar to bar disguised as the smoking bandit.

Homer decides he doesn't need church and forms his own religion.

Homer tries to boost Lisa's confidence by entering her in a beauty pageant.

Halloween tales: A doll comes alive; Homer is a giant on an island; Bart entrances the town.

Marge finds herself fighting off Mr. Burns' advances when she gets a job at the power plant.

Bart falls for a 15-year-old baby sitter and tries to win her heart.

Homer becomes a neighborhood hero when he buys a snowplow and clears his neighbors' driveways.

While teaching Maggie to talk, the Simpsons reminisce about Lisa's first word.

The promise of an easy win is enough to persuade Bob to enter a float contest for the Bog to Beach parade.

When Bob finds out that the nearby wildness equipment store is having a going-out-of-business sale, he finally realizes his dream of becoming an outdoorsman; Linda and the kids spend the night watching the rehearsal for Aunt Gayle's one-woman show.

Bob's Burgers begins serving brunch to compete with Jimmy Pesto, but it quickly turns to chaos; Tina, Gene, and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother.

Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked; Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case; Teddy decides to get into the inspirational poster business.

On Halloween night, Linda tries to impress the kids by taking them to look for a wolf that has been terrorizing the town; an injured and medicated Bob believes that Teddy has turned into a werewolf.

Tina's new baby-sitting enterprise is quickly derailed by her nemesis Tammy; Bob and Linda check out a competitor's restaurant that is known for its burgers.

Teddy's family unexpectedly announces they're coming for Thanksgiving; the preparation proves challenging; Teddy is discovered to be a hoarder.

The local news announces that a black hole will destroy Earth in 24 hours.

Brian and Stewie try to hatch an escape plan after they are locked in a bank vault; includes fan-favorite and previously unseen musical numbers.

Quagmire is stunned when his father starts to go through the change of his life.

Peter and the gang's search for the historical source of dirty jokes leads them to Virginia, where they reunite with Cleveland.

Peter entertains the family with a retelling of "The Empire Strikes Back."

James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead.

Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

Lois' mom demands a divorce after discovering Carter is having an affair; Peter becomes Carter's wing man.

Peter and Joe perform painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family and friends; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick or treating; Meg attends her first high school Halloween party.

Peter volunteers Lois to compete when he receives tickets to a boxing match.

The guys are sentenced to death on Planet Amazonia by a race of giant women. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Bea Arthur.

The crew is injected into Fry's body to fight off parasites he picked up from an egg-salad sandwich. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.

Earthlings assault Bender as he delivers toys on behalf of the evil Santabot, who is frozen in a block of ice.

Fry searches the ruins of New York for a seven-leaf clover he remembers from his past. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Lauren Tom and David Herman.

Hank's mother announces that she has decided to marry a man Hank has never met and move into a recreational vehicle.

To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates, including Principal Moss, a former pinup girl and a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs.

After getting into an argument with Joseph about the girl he has been dating, Dale ends up in a mental institution.

Kahn's bouts of manic depression threaten to derail Hank's plan to build a tricked-out barbecue grill for an upcoming Strickland event.

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Shocking surprises await a couple when they travel to a coastal island to sample a chef's lavish menu at an exclusive restaurant.

When meteorologist Irv Bennett (Brendan Fraser) replaces Nancy, she goes to extreme lengths to prove her worth and remain an integral part of the news team.

Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team, but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the better runners.

Bill joins an all-male chorus, and the guys try to be supportive, until he begins missing work because of his new hobby.

On a guys weekend at the beach, Hank goes overboard to prove he is not uptight.

When Homer learns he needs a heart bypass operation, he searches for the cheapest doctor.

After Mr. Burns pays Springfield $3 million in fines for dumping toxic waste, the city buys a monorail.

Selma decides she wants a baby and conducts a search for the perfect father.

Bart says he's an orphan so a big-brother organization will assign him a great dad.

Lisa faces the obsessive love of a classmate after she sends him a valentine out of pity.

Homer fails a breathalyzer test driving home from a visit to the Duff brewery and he is forced to quit drinking for a month; Lisa buys a hamster for her school science project.

Linda begins questioning guests at her party after her prized ornaments are stolen; the kids suspect the anti-Santa.

After a rough breakup on Valentine's Day, the Belcher women have a limo girls' night out to make Tina feel better; Bob and Gene have a trapeze experience that brings them closer.

When a new playground game is introduced, the school's social hierarchy is turned upside-down; Linda fills in for the local library storyteller and pulls out all the stops to perfect her storyteller persona.

The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which is rumored to be hidden at their school; Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.

Tina sets Tammy up with Brett, a boy from out of town; Gene loses his baby tooth and must find a replacement to complete Linda's collection.

After forgetting that they signed up Louise for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play in the season's last game; Linda and Gene seize an opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar.

One of Brian's books becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager; Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, leaving him to look for a new cuddle buddy.

After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson.

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem to honor an important visitor.

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor (Christine Lakin) does a story on her.

Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death (Adam Carolla) gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until the man's checkered past is revealed.

Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil.

When Chris and Meg trade roles with their parents, Chris works at the brewery and Meg runs the house.

The dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite shirt; Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's former flames.

When Mayor West and Lois' sister, Carol (Julie Hagerty), get married and move in with the Griffins, Stewie must give up his bedroom; Peter and Mayor West become friends.

Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci.

Bender accidentally dumps hazardous material on penguins while he pilots the ship past Pluto. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.

Bender meets a charming fembot in the Bending Factory when Farnsworth sends him there for rehabilitation.

Fry is strangely immune when flying brains invade Earth and reduce other humans to imbecility. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.

Dr. Zoidberg makes a movie with his uncle, a faded hologram star, and ends up at the 3001 Academy Awards ceremony.

A social worker arrives at the Hill household when people misinterpret Hank's attitude toward Bobby. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

The school principal recruits Peg to teach sex education to Bobby's class; Hank does everything he can to keep his son from learning about sex.

Hank gets in trouble with the police and environmentalists when he takes Bobby and his Boy Scout troop on an adventure.

Willie Nelson invites the Hills to a barbecue after Bobby accidentally hits the star with a golf club.

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No one believes a geologist (Dan Cortese) who predicts volcanic eruptions will strike a packed ski resort.

Hank ropes Bobby into picking up a paper route when he finds out the newspaper is hiring local children.

When Bill invites the residents of a halfway house to stay with him, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence.

Hank wants to leave town when its sordid past makes it a porn-themed tourist trap.

When Hank cannot stand Bobby's jokes any longer, he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.

Homer takes on Mr. Burns in a labor struggle that gets out of control; when Homer leads the workers out on strike, Mr. Burns retaliates by hiring robots to replace them and shutting off power to the city.

A practical joke puts Homer in the hospital, where the family flashes back.

Grampa, posing as a front man for Lisa and Bart, is hired as a writer for "Itchy & Scratchy"; at his high-school reunion, it's discovered that Homer never graduated.

Bart is suspended from school and must be taught at home; Lisa protests the tradition of snake-bashing.

Marge is arrested for shoplifting and is forced to undergo a devastating day in court.

Homer recounts his trials and tribulations as a member of a barbershop quartet.

Homer is forced back into college after he fails a competency test at the power plant.

Gene gets invited to his first sleepover, and things don't go as planned; Bob and Linda record themselves while sleeping to prove who snores more.

Bob and Linda's double date takes a disastrous turn when the couples get trapped; Louise hosts a zombie movie night, but when the zombies turn out to be too scary, Tina must take charge.

The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain; Tina meets a hermit living in the woods; Bob and Linda experience what it's like to be empty nesters.

After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party; Linda asks Hugo if Bob can go with him while he's doing restaurant health inspections.

Tina decides to join the Junior Lifeguards but struggles with the training; business booms when Bob and Linda offer free Wi-Fi at the restaurant but it is soon threatened by a cyberattack.

When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belchers' alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf; Linda learns that she can't always run to her sister's defense.

The Belchers attend open houses for the free food; Linda meets a charming real estate agent and agrees to a private showing; the kids stumble upon an unexpected surprise; the family ends up getting involved with a real estate scheme.

Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris; Peter uses unorthodox teaching methods while homeschooling Chris and Meg.

During a power outage, the Griffins perform a retelling of "Return of the Jedi."

When Peter spends his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family has trouble dealing with the good fortune.

A storm hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls; Brian consumes questionable substances in an attempt to calm his nerves; Meg loses it after the family takes one too many jabs at her.

Quagmire's sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health when he is hospitalized, but he learns that she's the one in need of help.

Actor Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes enamored with Peter; Stewie gets into trouble when he takes the family car for a drive.

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.

When the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country, the family ends up crusading against conservative locals; Meg develops a crush on an Amish boy.

When Peter and the guys take a road trip to the Deep South, they end up in jail; Lois and her friends partake in some childish antics.

After Lois' father falls asleep while driving, the family becomes concerned and decides to check out retirement communities in Florida.

Leela is reunited with an orphan-turned-plastic surgeon who offers her the appearance of two eyes. With the voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.

Amy's new boyfriend enlists the gang as a posse to pursue rustlers who stole buggalo, an alien version of cattle.

Fry is fed a diet of motor oil at an insane asylum for robots until he comes to believe that he is a robot.

Prodigal sons return to start a competing delivery service that threatens the existence of Planet Express.

After leaving her boyfriend, Hank's niece, Luanne, finds comfort with Boomhauer. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Chuck Mangione.

When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.

The Hills feud with their new Laotian neighbors when the families' dogs begin mating. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy..

Hank must confront his visiting, war-veteran father when Bobby begins imitating Grandpa's chauvinistic behavior.

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When Kahn fears he is losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and relinquishes his creature comforts.

When Hank and his softball team engage in a charity game against a better team, he takes it a bit too seriously.

Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy.

When Kahn buys the local carwash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the carwash team.

Hank tries to save the day when the Teutuls cause a riot at the Propane Expo.

The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in a feature film.

Grandpa tries to impress an attractive new woman (guest voice Olympia Dukakis) at the nursing home by showing off his driving skills.

When the rest of the family seems to lack Christmas spirit, Marge contacts Martha Clause (guest voice Martha Stewart).

Bart and Lisa use not-so-idle threats to convince Homer to buy a swimming pool; Bart suspects Flanders has killed his wife when he spies on him through the rear window.

While Bart runs for class president, Lisa falls for her substitute teacher.

Moe writes a letter, in which he threatens to run away with one of their wives, to Homer, the Rev. Lovejoy and Apu, who are on vacation with their children.

The Simpsons go to a STEM conference; Lisa falls for a crooning jazz pianist; Bart discovers he has an affinity for chemistry.

Deprived of cartoon violence, Bart and Lisa crusade to bring Itchy and Scratchy back to television.

Bart and Lisa organize a celebrity-studded comeback special for an out-of-work Krusty the Clown.

When the Great Raymondo takes Lisa on as his magician's assistant, she is conned into revealing the secret of his greatest trick to his nemesis.

Filmmaker Michael Moore supports Lisa's cause when she stages a revolt at Springfield Elementary School.

Milhouse takes the fall for a prank he and Bart pull together; Bart falls for a volunteer (guest voice Anne Hathaway) at Grampa's nursing home; Lisa predicts Springfield's future and is depressed by what she sees.

Lisa suggests that Homer read aloud from a children's book that he got out of the library when Bart was born.

Milhouse and Bart vie for a role in a Hollywood film being made in Springfield.

Home is thrilled to learn how to download pirated movies, and begins screening them in his backyard, but his fun ends when the FBI arrives on the scene.

When Homer's bed-wetting worsens, his family tries to infiltrate his dreams to find the source of the problem.

A candle on Homer's birthday cake starts a fire; Homer joins the paparazzi after accidentally capturing a celebrity dating scandal in a photograph.

On his birthday, Mr. Burns longs for his favorite childhood toy.

Milhouse and Bart try to help Krusty regain his popularity after he is forced to restructure the format of his TV show.

Marge needs help promoting her pretzel franchise, so Homer turns to the mob.

Hollywood film star Sara Sloane is making a movie in Springfield, after visiting his shop, becomes attracted to Ned Flanders, who starts dating her.

Bart and Homer go on a father-son rafting trip and end up hopelessly adrift at sea.

After the Simpsons' dog bites Marge, the family explores the tragic past of Santa's Little Helper.

A toy corporation urges the children at Springfield Elementary to develop the ultimate toy for Christmastime.

Lisa is chosen to represent the school at City Hall after embellishing her heritage as an American Indian for a school project; Bart gets a driver's license.

Sideshow Bob returns to Springfield for revenge against Bart for exposing his murder plot.

Krusty reveals the untold story of his past in his movie "The Sands of Space"; while working as personal assistants on the movie, Bart and Lisa learn about the early years of their parents' relationship.

Homer advises Mel Gibson about his new film, "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."

After Homer becomes a celebrity by bowling a perfect game, he guest stars on "The Springfield Squares."

Lisa and Marge engage in a spirited debate at the nail salon.

Milhouse is trapped in another dimension; dead Homer's spirit tries some new bodies on for size; Selma finds love in an unlikely place.

Homer gets into deep water when he joins the Naval Reserve after getting fired from the nuclear plant.

Homer and Moe devise an insurance scam to impress Moe's girlfriend with money.

When the library runs short of books, Marge regales the kids with yarns about King Henry VIII, Sacagawea and Mozart.

Bart, Milhouse and Martin pool their resources to buy the first-ever edition of the "Radioactive Man" comic book, but refusing to trust each other, they spend a stormy night together with it in the treehouse.

Bart suspects that one of his friends is a rat when his seemingly fool-proof pranks start to backfire; Homer grows very attached to the fancy loaner car he gets after Marge damages their vehicle in an accident.

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The story of Bart's life from 6 years old to his time as a young man reveals that Lisa's achievements and his relationship with Homer have shaped him more than he realized.

When Marge and the kids take a seaside vacation, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale.

When wealthy Greta Wolfcastle (guest voice Reese Witherspoon) develops a crush on Bart, her father, Ranier, gives Bart's family the royal treatment.

Homer bumbles into a celebrity couple's life and becomes their personal assistant.

Lisa masquerades as a boy when a new principal divides the school by gender.

Bong Joon-ho's "Parasite," Bambi's revenge and much, much more are featured in the annual Halloween special.

Stressed out Marge hires a nanny in an episode spoofing "Mary Poppins."

Bart falls hard for a preacher's daughter who ends up being not-so-innocent.

Mr. Burns hires the Simpsons, except Homer, to be his virtual family; Homer becomes best friends with the girl next door.

To punish Bart, Homer forbids him to see the new "Itchy & Scratchy" movie.

When Lisa enters a documentary about her family in the Sundance Film Festival, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid look at their lives.

Patty and Selma hold a bad investment over Homer's head, forcing him to cater to their every whim.

Moe's bar rag explains that he started as a medieval tapestry a thousand years earlier; Bart tries to reconcile with Milhouse; the disappearance of Moe's bar rag makes him realize he has friends.

Through hypnosis, Sideshow Bob turns Bart into a killing machine.

Lisa gets a surprise when the assemblywoman she brings in to stop Mr. Burns' fracking operation turns out to be attracted to him.

Searching for the cause of her fear of flying, Marge visits a psychiatrist after embarrassing her family while on an airplane.

After Bart nurses an injured bird back to health, Homer enters it in a race.

After the car breaks down, the family tells tales of revenge gone wrong, including one about nerd revenge at Springfield Elementary.

As Krusty's new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets a TV show of her own; Homer and Bart bond over their newfound love of coin collecting.

When the Simpsons' plans for a nice family outing turns bad, they try to salvage the night by telling different stories of disasters at sea.

Bart accidentally sees a new superhero movie a month before it comes out -- and the world cowers before his newfound plot-spoiling powers.

Marge comes up with a plan to increase Springfield's popularity.

Maggie becomes possessed by an ancient demon; Lisa discovers a perfect version of her family in an alternate universe; Homer cannibalizes himself.

Bart's film about an angry father quickly becomes a critical favorite, winning him several awards.

Louise's extensive card collection gets confiscated at school and she devises a plan to get them back; Bob must give a eulogy for an old acquaintance despite an unfortunate incident that happened years ago.

As Bob wonders about the worth of working in the restaurant business, a couple who fell in love at the restaurant asks the Belchers to cater their wedding; when things don't go as planned, Linda tries to save the day.

Convinced she's met the love of her life, Tina disguises herself as a boy and sneaks into the Boyz 4 Now auditions to find him; Teddy asks the rest of the Belcher gang to nurse his baby rat back to health.

Louise, Tina and Gene devise a master plan to get the grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade; Teddy convinces Bob and Linda to take in a chicken by promising fresh eggs.

Homer sells his soul for a doughnut; Bart sees a gremlin; Bart Simpson's "Dracula.".

Marge and her new neighbor have a girls' night out and end up on the wrong side of the law.

Quagmire gets involved with a newly 18-year-old Meg, much to Peter's dismay.

Brian dates a blind girl only to find out she hates dogs; the Griffins install a new staircase in their home.

Lois shuns the believers and takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment on religious grounds.

Peter tries to become a famous actor; Chris starts dating a girl who looks very similar to a member of the Griffin household.

After Bender has a debilitating accident, rock star Beck comes to his aid with a benefit concert. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voice: Beck.

The professor creates a team of mutants to challenge the fearsome Harlem Globetrotters. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.

Fry falls for a replica of actress Lucy Liu, who is being held against her will by an Internet company.

The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.

After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.

In several "what if" scenarios, Bender learns how life would be if he were human, Fry experiences life as if it were a video game, and Leela wonders about her true home.

The Planet Express crew is thrown back in time to 1947 New Mexico, where they become part of the infamous UFO crash.

Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.

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The life of David Copperfield is chronicled from his youth into adulthood.

In 1933 three close friends find themselves at the center of one of the most shocking secret plots in American history.

Homer and Marge take Bart to a self-help seminar to alter his rebellious behavior.

Bart and Homer go on a father-son rafting trip and end up hopelessly adrift at sea.

Homer's marriage to Marge is tested when a beer-guzzling, doughnut-eating female arrives at the plant.

Springfield legalizes gambling; Burns opens a casino; Marge becomes a gambling addict.

Fed up with Springfield's finest, Homer forms a vigilante group to catch a cat burglar.

Bart stumbles into stardom when he lands a walk-on role on the "Krusty the Clown Show."

Homer and Apu travel to the Himalayas to find Kwik-E-Mart headquarters and get Apu's job back.

Tina, Louise and Gene get a taste of business when they join the school's Tweentrepeneurs club; Bob and Linda find themselves outsmarted by a dine-and-dasher.

The kids set out for their regular Halloween shenanigans, but when everyone's candy bags start mysteriously disappearing, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to find the culprit.

The kids seek revenge on their school guidance counselor; they get entangled in sibling rivalry between two pilots; Linda and Bob put their game faces on when Teddy invites them to a paper airplane contest.

Bob agrees to drive professional quilter Edith around town after she convinces him to help her get revenge; the kids attend a lavish "Gatsby"-themed birthday party; Linda helps Teddy expand his taste palate.

The Belchers set out to save a turkey from a trip to the slaughterhouse, but the mission becomes more complicated than they had anticipated.

Gene is livid when his best friend Alex ditches him to be Courtney's roller-dancing partner; Teddy, Linda and Bob let their imaginations get the best of them when they discover someone is stalking the restaurant.

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

When Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help save his pharmacy, the three decide to burn it down and collect the insurance money.

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.

After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.

When Peter's favorite TV show is canceled, he creates and stars in his own show for children; Meg interns at the hospital.

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.

When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

Brian and Stewie respond to mail from the viewers; a British version of the Griffins.

Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand to get even with Bonnie; Peter has a run-in with the angry chicken.

A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.

Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.

Amy's romance with Kif results in a surprise pregnancy, and Kif must return to his home world to give birth in a swamp.

Leela is honored for her achievement as a starship captain at the orphanage where she was raised; with Fry's help, Leela learns what happened to her parents.

Peggy competes at the state Boggle championship in Dallas; Luanne and Bobby stain the carpet. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Laurie Metcalf.

Hank forces Bobby to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes after he discovers his experimentation. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Hank's relationship with Dale becomes strained when they compete for the best lawn on the block. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Bobby is found practicing his kissing techniques on Luanne's hairstyling model head. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

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Discovered by record executive Clive Davis, Whitney Houston rises to fame in the 1980s to become one of the greatest singers of her generation.

Freddie Mercury -- the lead singer of Queen -- defies stereotypes and convention to become a beloved entertainer; the band's popular songs lead to Queen's rise in the 1970s; after leaving the group to pursue a solo career, Mercury reunites with Queen for the benefit concert Live Aid -- resulting in one of the most memorable performances in rock 'n' roll.

In the early 1960s, 19-year-old Bob Dylan arrives in New York with his guitar and revolutionary talent, destined to change the course of American music. Forming his most intimate relationships during his rise to fame, he grows restless with the folk movement, making a controversial choice that reverberates worldwide.

Homer and friends reintroduce a speak-easy to Springfield when an old Prohibition law is enforced; Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron.

Marge orders a futuristic home; a tarot-reading Gypsy curses Homer; Bart and Lisa attend a school of magic.

When Bart is wrongfully expelled from school, he is sent to a parochial school where he befriends a hip priest named Father Sean.

Homer is sent to jail after a brawl at the Springfield St. Patrick's Day parade; Marge unwittingly begins working at an erotic bakery.

The family takes Grandpa to Ireland for a last pint at his favorite pub, where Homer and Grandpa decide to buy the business and hire Moe to run it.

Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner; Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities.

After learning that Ross Fishman, Lois's ex, and his family are going to climb Mount Everest, the competitive Griffins decide to do the same.

When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter hatches a scheme to control the airwaves.

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret.

When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.

When the criminal who put Joe in the wheelchair becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt him down.

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.

Brian loses confidence when he learns that Stewie has written a better play than he.

Bender falls in love with the spaceship after the professor upgrades its software with a sexy female voice.

Fry, Leela and Bender develop superhuman powers after using a miracle cream, and they fight crime in the Big Apple.

After eating a flag, Dr. Zoidberg is accused of desecration and sentenced to death, prompting his people to invade Earth and enslave its people.

A new group, Fathers Against Rude Television (or F.A.R.T.), protests Bender's character on the soap opera "All My Circuits.".

Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Hank's family and the city of Arlen brace themselves for an impending tornado. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Hank finds ancient artifacts buried in his front lawn and ends up enduring an all-out archaeological dig.

Hank's revenge against another parent (voice of Sally Field) almost ruins Halloween when it is seen as a cult activity. Voices of Mike Judge and Kathy Najimy.

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Freddie Mercury -- the lead singer of Queen -- defies stereotypes and convention to become a beloved entertainer; the band's popular songs lead to Queen's rise in the 1970s; after leaving the group to pursue a solo career, Mercury reunites with Queen for the benefit concert Live Aid -- resulting in one of the most memorable performances in rock 'n' roll.

When an injury ends his amateur boxing career, Stuart Long moves to Los Angeles to find money and fame. While scraping by as a supermarket clerk, he meets Carmen, a Sunday school teacher who seems immune to his bad-boy charm. Determined to win her over, the longtime agnostic starts going to church to impress her. However, a motorcycle accident leaves him wondering if he can use his second chance to help others, leading to the surprising realization that he's meant to be a Catholic priest.

When a lively young family moves in next door, grumpy widower Otto Anderson meets his match in a quick-witted, pregnant woman named Marisol, leading to an unlikely friendship that turns his world upside down.

Lisa files a sexual discrimination suit against a doll manufacturer.

Tina and her new science partner create a device that allows them to communicate with aliens, but their excitement turns to fear when they receive a dangerous warning message; Bob attempts to sell mini coatracks he bought.

Teenagers take over the Belchers' sledding territory, inciting an epic turf war; Bob steps in to help Linda, who's in a time crunch to get three scarves knitted before Christmas.

When Linda's new friend introduces her to essential oils, Aunt Gayle is convinced she must be rescued; Bob and Teddy are bamboozled into performing a series of annoying favors for Mr. Huggins.

The Belchers make it their mission to help Teddy get his dream girl, but Tina is convinced she's found a better match for him.

A Valentine's Day fight between Bob and Linda has the kids feeling confused; Tina, Louise and Gene tell their own story as a distraction from awkward tension.

Tina, discouraged by not being asked to the prom by Jimmy Jr., forms an unhealthy attachment to a goose from the nearby park; Linda joins a dating app to help Gretchen find a match.

During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover.

On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Pete stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.

When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.

An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud.

Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.

When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state.

When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him.

Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.

The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.

Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.

Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.

Hot tar turns the crotchety old professor into a middle-aged man, while the others are transformed into rambunctious children.

Fry becomes disheartened when Leela gets swept off her feet by the mayor's aide; a genetic abnormality qualifies Fry for a mission to save the world.

Hank unknowingly buys crack as fishing bait and is arrested for buying drugs. Guest voice: campaign adviser James Carville.

Bobby finds success as a model for husky children's clothes, much to the dismay of Hank. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Hank challenges the members of a loud neighborhood garage band to a game of paintball. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices: Green Day.

Bobby and a classmate run away from home together after being disciplined for their behavior in school.

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When an injury ends his amateur boxing career, Stuart Long moves to Los Angeles to find money and fame. While scraping by as a supermarket clerk, he meets Carmen, a Sunday school teacher who seems immune to his bad-boy charm. Determined to win her over, the longtime agnostic starts going to church to impress her. However, a motorcycle accident leaves him wondering if he can use his second chance to help others, leading to the surprising realization that he's meant to be a Catholic priest.

When a lively young family moves in next door, grumpy widower Otto Anderson meets his match in a quick-witted, pregnant woman named Marisol, leading to an unlikely friendship that turns his world upside down.

Denny Swift is a Formula One race car driver who understands that the techniques needed on the racetrack can also be used to successfully navigate everyday life. Besides his career, Denny has three loves of his life -- his beautiful wife, their young daughter and his best friend -- a dog who wants to be reincarnated into a human.

Barney and Homer compete to become the first average American in space.

Homer decides to become Flanders' new best friend after attending a football game with him.

Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be principal for a day; Teddy has a unique suggestion to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers.

The family forces Bob to take a much-needed day off, only for him to wind up working at a local sandwich shop; Linda and the kids throw a last-minute baby shower at the restaurant for a female biker group.

Gene convinces Tina and Louise to help him save a misunderstood plankton blob from being destroyed by a yacht club.

The kids visit a marionette theater for a school field trip, and Louise gets on the theater owner's bad side; Bob takes pity on a guy who's handing out flyers in front of the restaurant.

When Bob meets his personal hero -- a renegade radio DJ who refuses to compromise -- the Belchers get in over their heads while trying to help him stage a comeback.

When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away; Bob and Linda frantically try to secure discount tickets to a show at the Wharf Arts Center.

Stewie's time machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a Bette Midler concert.

The Griffins are invited to join a fancy country club, and must adjust to a new lifestyle.

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek." Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols.

The gang attempts to collect honey produced by ferocious space bees, and Leela decides to adopt a baby queen bee.

Bender has a sex change and competes in the 3004 Earth Olympics as a "fembot.".

When the professor orders a late-model robot at a trade show, Bender seeks an upgrade.

Hank must go to extremes to keep a national propane buyer's account from going to a competitor. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices: Burt Reynolds, Stockard Channing.

When the school creates a girls wrestling team, Bobby is matched with Connie.

Hank's mother visits with her new Jewish boyfriend, causing Hank to overcompensate with Jewish traditions.

Hank (voice of Mike Judge) weighs whether to help Luanne (voice of Brittany Murphy) with her puppet show or watch the Super Bowl. Guest voice: Troy Aikman.

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Denny Swift is a Formula One race car driver who understands that the techniques needed on the racetrack can also be used to successfully navigate everyday life. Besides his career, Denny has three loves of his life -- his beautiful wife, their young daughter and his best friend -- a dog who wants to be reincarnated into a human.

From Olympic Gold medalist to World Heavyweight champion, boxer George Foreman leads a remarkable life. He finds his faith, retires and becomes a preacher. When financial hardship hits his family and church, George steps back in the ring and regains the championship at age 45, becoming the oldest heavyweight champion in boxing history.

Bart chooses a full-grown elephant as his prize when he wins a radio contest.

After experiencing a close call, Mr. Burns realizes he has no heir and holds auditions to select one.

Bart's pranks get Principal Skinner fired; Flanders is the replacement.

Bart faces a difficult decision when he witnesses a crime while playing hooky.

Marge meets with surprising success when she plays matchmaker for Homer's father and her mother.

Homer teaches an adult class on marriage using secrets about Marge.

A new girl in Lisa's class named Allison Taylor proves to be better than Lisa in the classroom and on the saxophone.

Linda attempts to become more involved with the P.T.A.; Bob tries to cheer up a hardware store owner after unknowingly making a joke about his pet parrot that recently flew away.

When Zeke gets into trouble, the Belcher kids and Jimmy Jr. try to prevent him from being sent to a disciplinary school; Tina tries to thwart their mission, so she can have Jimmy Jr. to herself; Randy rents out Bob's Burgers to shoot a film.

Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved.

Unable to afford a rare gourmet mushroom for a Burger of the Day, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging; Tina's powerful new prescription glasses lead her to believe she has a superpower.

Tina and Bob participate in the Thundergirls father-daughter cardboard boat race; Tina tries to hide her feelings about Bob's terrible boat-building skills; Linda drags Louise and Gene to a fire station open house and overstays her welcome.

Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle a giant ball of ear wax.

Peter tries to get his mojo back with the help of Quagmire and Joe.

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.