Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Hayden refuses to attend Kelly's wedding to Stuart (Kris Kamm) and hides out in the woods.

Stress leaves Hayden with a facial twitch just before a television interview.

Christine fixes up Luther with her friend (K Callan) despite Hayden's protests.

Bickering Kelly and Stuart disrupt Christine and Hayden's intimate weekend.

Luther is forced to call Hayden to come to the Touchdown Club after a robbery.

Christine inadvertently reveals Hayden's secret about his team to a sportscaster.

Hayden prematurely plans a victory party, believing he has won an elusive sports personality award.

Hayden if forced to spend the weekend with Kelly and all her in-laws.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

The products of a genetic experiment, fraternal twins Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Vincent (Danny DeVito) are separated at birth. Their mother, Mary Ann (Bonnie Bartlett), is told they're dead. Now Vincent, an unscrupulous street hustler, ekes out a living in Los Angeles. Julius, raised by a scientist (Tony Jay), grows up humble, intelligent and strong, but very naive about the larger world. When Julius learns of his mother and brother, he heads to Los Angeles to find his family.

In this action-comedy, unusual circumstances find big, brawny cop John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) posing as a kindergarten teacher in order to apprehend major drug lord Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), as well as his ruthless accomplice and mother, Eleanor (Carroll Baker). While pretending to be a kid-friendly instructor, Kimble falls for pretty fellow teacher Joyce Palmieri (Penelope Ann Miller) as he battles both unruly children and dangerous bad guys.

Mick "Crocodile" Dundee (Paul Hogan) is settling into his new Manhattan home when a South American drug dealer (Hechter Ubarry) abducts his girlfriend, Sue Charlton (Linda Kozlowski). The drug dealer thinks images of his criminal activities, taken by Sue's photographer ex-husband, are now in her hands. The dealer takes Sue to Colombia and threatens her, hoping that she'll give up the evidence. But intrepid Dundee, aiming to rescue Sue, is soon on the criminal's trail.

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

Mick "Crocodile" Dundee (Paul Hogan) is settling into his new Manhattan home when a South American drug dealer (Hechter Ubarry) abducts his girlfriend, Sue Charlton (Linda Kozlowski). The drug dealer thinks images of his criminal activities, taken by Sue's photographer ex-husband, are now in her hands. The dealer takes Sue to Colombia and threatens her, hoping that she'll give up the evidence. But intrepid Dundee, aiming to rescue Sue, is soon on the criminal's trail.

In this action-comedy, unusual circumstances find big, brawny cop John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) posing as a kindergarten teacher in order to apprehend major drug lord Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), as well as his ruthless accomplice and mother, Eleanor (Carroll Baker). While pretending to be a kid-friendly instructor, Kimble falls for pretty fellow teacher Joyce Palmieri (Penelope Ann Miller) as he battles both unruly children and dangerous bad guys.

The products of a genetic experiment, fraternal twins Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Vincent (Danny DeVito) are separated at birth. Their mother, Mary Ann (Bonnie Bartlett), is told they're dead. Now Vincent, an unscrupulous street hustler, ekes out a living in Los Angeles. Julius, raised by a scientist (Tony Jay), grows up humble, intelligent and strong, but very naive about the larger world. When Julius learns of his mother and brother, he heads to Los Angeles to find his family.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.

The boys, as three traveling salesmen, vow never to wed, but unbeknownst to Moe and Curly, Larry has recently been married.

For many years, humans have reported various UFO sightings around the world, fueling speculation about the existence of life on other worlds. In 2011, mankind learns the truth the hard way when alien invaders attack. One by one, the world's great cities fall, leaving Los Angeles as the battleground for humanity's last stand. It's up to a Marine staff sergeant (Aaron Eckhart) and his platoon to draw a line in the sand against a powerful enemy unlike any previously encountered.

Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist (Chiwetel Ejiofor), world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society. When the global cataclysm finally occurs, failed writer Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety as the world starts falling apart.

Living undercover in Brazil, master assassin Arthur Bishop (Jason Statham) springs back into action after an old enemy (Sam Hazeldine) kidnaps the woman (Jessica Alba) he loves. To save her life, Bishop must kill an imprisoned African warlord, a human trafficker (Toby Eddington) and an arms dealer (Tommy Lee Jones), all while making the deaths look like accidents. When things don't go exactly as planned, Bishop turns the tables on the people who forced him out of retirement.

Nerdy college student Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has survived the plague that has turned mankind into flesh-devouring zombies because he's scared of just about everything. Gun-toting, Twinkie-loving Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) has no fears. Together, they are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other's company. Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin co-star in this double-hitting, head-smashing comedy.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.

Nerdy college student Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has survived the plague that has turned mankind into flesh-devouring zombies because he's scared of just about everything. Gun-toting, Twinkie-loving Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) has no fears. Together, they are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other's company. Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin co-star in this double-hitting, head-smashing comedy.

Living undercover in Brazil, master assassin Arthur Bishop (Jason Statham) springs back into action after an old enemy (Sam Hazeldine) kidnaps the woman (Jessica Alba) he loves. To save her life, Bishop must kill an imprisoned African warlord, a human trafficker (Toby Eddington) and an arms dealer (Tommy Lee Jones), all while making the deaths look like accidents. When things don't go exactly as planned, Bishop turns the tables on the people who forced him out of retirement.

Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist (Chiwetel Ejiofor), world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society. When the global cataclysm finally occurs, failed writer Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety as the world starts falling apart.

Ray Breslin and his team of security experts fight to rescue Breslin's girlfriend and a tech mogul's daughter from a formidable prison known as Devil's Station.

With innocent victims caught in the crossfire in Los Angeles' intensifying war on crime, both cop John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) and violent thug Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) are sentenced to a state of frozen incarceration known as "CryoPrison." When Spartan is finally thawed 36 years later, it's 2032, and Los Angeles is now a pacifist utopia called San Angeles. But with Phoenix again on the loose, Spartan must team up with future cop Lenina (Sandra Bullock) to apprehend the killer.

Hondo Harrelson (Samuel L. Jackson) recruits Jim Street (Colin Farrell) to join an elite unit of the Los Angeles Police Department. Together they seek out more members, including tough Deke Kay (LL Cool J) and single mom Chris Sanchez (Michelle Rodriguez). The team's first big assignment is to escort crime boss Alex Montel (Olivier Martinez) to prison. It seems routine, but when Montel offers a huge reward to anyone who can break him free, criminals of various stripes step up for the prize.

Capitol police officer John Cale has just been denied his dream job of protecting President James Sawyer as a member of the Secret Service. Not wanting to disappoint his young daughter with the bad news, Cale takes her on a tour of the White House. While he and his daughter are there, a heavily armed paramilitary group attacks and seizes control. As the nation's government dissolves in chaos, only Cale can save his daughter, the president and the country.

The unthinkable happens when heavily armed and highly trained terrorists launch a bold daytime attack on the White House. The building is overrun, and President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart) and his staff are taken hostage. Luckily for Asher, former presidential security officer Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is on the scene. With time running out, it's up to Banning to locate Asher's son before the extremists do and rescue the president before his captors unleash their ultimate plan.

After the death of the British prime minister, the world's most powerful leaders gather in London to pay their respects. Without warning, terrorists unleash a devastating attack that leaves the city in chaos and ruins. Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) springs into action to bring U.S. President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart) to safety. When Asher falls into the hands of the sinister organization, it's up to Banning to save his commander in chief from a horrible fate.

Hondo Harrelson (Samuel L. Jackson) recruits Jim Street (Colin Farrell) to join an elite unit of the Los Angeles Police Department. Together they seek out more members, including tough Deke Kay (LL Cool J) and single mom Chris Sanchez (Michelle Rodriguez). The team's first big assignment is to escort crime boss Alex Montel (Olivier Martinez) to prison. It seems routine, but when Montel offers a huge reward to anyone who can break him free, criminals of various stripes step up for the prize.

Ray Breslin manages an elite team of security specialists trained in the art of breaking people out of the world's most impenetrable prisons. When his trusted operative, Shu Ren, is kidnapped and disappears inside the most elaborate prison ever built, Ray assembles an elite team to assist in the rescue.

Ray Breslin and his team of security experts fight to rescue Breslin's girlfriend and a tech mogul's daughter from a formidable prison known as Devil's Station.

With innocent victims caught in the crossfire in Los Angeles' intensifying war on crime, both cop John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) and violent thug Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) are sentenced to a state of frozen incarceration known as "CryoPrison." When Spartan is finally thawed 36 years later, it's 2032, and Los Angeles is now a pacifist utopia called San Angeles. But with Phoenix again on the loose, Spartan must team up with future cop Lenina (Sandra Bullock) to apprehend the killer.

Ray Breslin manages an elite team of security specialists trained in the art of breaking people out of the world's most impenetrable prisons. When his trusted operative, Shu Ren, is kidnapped and disappears inside the most elaborate prison ever built, Ray assembles an elite team to assist in the rescue.

Capitol police officer John Cale has just been denied his dream job of protecting President James Sawyer as a member of the Secret Service. Not wanting to disappoint his young daughter with the bad news, Cale takes her on a tour of the White House. While he and his daughter are there, a heavily armed paramilitary group attacks and seizes control. As the nation's government dissolves in chaos, only Cale can save his daughter, the president and the country.

After the death of the British prime minister, the world's most powerful leaders gather in London to pay their respects. Without warning, terrorists unleash a devastating attack that leaves the city in chaos and ruins. Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) springs into action to bring U.S. President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart) to safety. When Asher falls into the hands of the sinister organization, it's up to Banning to save his commander in chief from a horrible fate.

The unthinkable happens when heavily armed and highly trained terrorists launch a bold daytime attack on the White House. The building is overrun, and President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart) and his staff are taken hostage. Luckily for Asher, former presidential security officer Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is on the scene. With time running out, it's up to Banning to locate Asher's son before the extremists do and rescue the president before his captors unleash their ultimate plan.

After his childhood buddy is murdered while visiting Detroit, rebellious cop Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) follows the leads to Beverly Hills, Calif., under the auspices of a vacation. He checks in with old friend Jenny Summers (Lisa Eilbacher) and starts to believe her boss, art dealer Victor Maitland (Steven Berkoff), might somehow be involved in the murder. However, Lt. Bogomil (Ronny Cox) of the Beverly Hills Police Department does not trust Foley, and hinders his search for evidence.

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks. The investigation puts him on the trail of an illegal arms dealer and his hit lady.

In a distant galaxy, planet Spaceball has depleted its air supply, leaving its citizens reliant on a product called "Perri-Air." In desperation, Spaceball's leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air. But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).

Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe), a teen down on his luck, works as a caddy at the snob-infested Bushwood Country Club to raise money for his college education. In an attempt to gain votes for a college scholarship reserved for caddies, Noonan volunteers to caddy for a prominent and influential club member (Ted Knight). Meanwhile, Danny struggles to prepare for the high pressure Caddy Day golf tournament while absorbing New Age advice from wealthy golf guru Ty Webb (Chevy Chase).

Starring in movies, Larry, Moe, Curly -- and sometimes Shemp -- manage to find time to get into slapstick situations and engage in plenty of comic violence. "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a "withdrawal" from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.

Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

In a distant galaxy, planet Spaceball has depleted its air supply, leaving its citizens reliant on a product called "Perri-Air." In desperation, Spaceball's leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air. But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks. The investigation puts him on the trail of an illegal arms dealer and his hit lady.

After his childhood buddy is murdered while visiting Detroit, rebellious cop Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) follows the leads to Beverly Hills, Calif., under the auspices of a vacation. He checks in with old friend Jenny Summers (Lisa Eilbacher) and starts to believe her boss, art dealer Victor Maitland (Steven Berkoff), might somehow be involved in the murder. However, Lt. Bogomil (Ronny Cox) of the Beverly Hills Police Department does not trust Foley, and hinders his search for evidence.

Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe), a teen down on his luck, works as a caddy at the snob-infested Bushwood Country Club to raise money for his college education. In an attempt to gain votes for a college scholarship reserved for caddies, Noonan volunteers to caddy for a prominent and influential club member (Ted Knight). Meanwhile, Danny struggles to prepare for the high pressure Caddy Day golf tournament while absorbing New Age advice from wealthy golf guru Ty Webb (Chevy Chase).

In a distant galaxy, planet Spaceball has depleted its air supply, leaving its citizens reliant on a product called "Perri-Air." In desperation, Spaceball's leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air. But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Hayden attends the Football Coaches Conference of America and meets his idols: George Allen, Hank Stram and Barry Switzer.

Coach Judy Watkins (Pam Stone) gets revenge on Hayden when he mans a booth at the college carnival.

Hayden believes the new university president (Robin Strasser) is a woman with whom he once had a fling.

A bored Hayden seeks Luther's companionship while Christine works on the weekend.

Hayden enrolls his team in the academic class he has been required to teach.

Hayden loses Luther's prized bird while the assistant coach vacations.

Hayden is pleased when Kelly volunteers to fill in for his vacationing secretary.

Hayden follows Christine and her ex-boyfriend (Mike Farrell) to the opera.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.

Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.

Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.

Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

When his young children are abducted by his old nemesis, Capt. Hook (Dustin Hoffman), middle-aged lawyer Peter Banning (Robin Williams) returns to his magical origins as Peter Pan. Peter must revisit a foggy past in which he abandoned Neverland for family life, leaving Tinkerbell (Julia Roberts) and the Lost Boys to fend for themselves. Given their bitterness toward Peter for growing up -- and their allegiance to their new leader, Rufio -- the old gang may not be happy to see him.

A magical board game unleashes a world of adventure on siblings Peter and Judy Shepherd. While exploring an old mansion, the youngsters find a curious, jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic. When they start playing, they free Alan Parrish, who's been stuck in the game's inner world for decades. If they win Jumanji, the kids can free Alan for good, but that means braving giant bugs, ill-mannered monkeys and even stampeding rhinos!

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Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

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When his young children are abducted by his old nemesis, Capt. Hook (Dustin Hoffman), middle-aged lawyer Peter Banning (Robin Williams) returns to his magical origins as Peter Pan. Peter must revisit a foggy past in which he abandoned Neverland for family life, leaving Tinkerbell (Julia Roberts) and the Lost Boys to fend for themselves. Given their bitterness toward Peter for growing up -- and their allegiance to their new leader, Rufio -- the old gang may not be happy to see him.

A magical board game unleashes a world of adventure on siblings Peter and Judy Shepherd. While exploring an old mansion, the youngsters find a curious, jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic. When they start playing, they free Alan Parrish, who's been stuck in the game's inner world for decades. If they win Jumanji, the kids can free Alan for good, but that means braving giant bugs, ill-mannered monkeys and even stampeding rhinos!

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.