A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

Emily's plans for a wonderful turkey dinner go downhill when Bob's mother (Martha Scott) and Emily's father (John Randolph) begin insulting one another the night before Thanksgiving.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

When Jan develops an allergy, it is feared that she is allergic to her new father.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

Relatives clash in the Williams household.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

A grateful patient's husband offers Alex an investment.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

The baby stirs inside Katie, and Robbie suddenly sheds his youthful ways.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Because he's about to become a grandfather, Steve has an easier time working out a contract with a general.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Fonzie will have nothing more to do with his cousin Chachi after he skips school and cheats on an exam.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

The girls regret writing a nasty note to their boss -- after it's been delivered to his office.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Julie falls for a singer (Engelbert Humperdinck); Doc and Gopher vie for an invalid's nurse; a man (Mark Harmon) learns about his boss.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

A former film actress (Claire Trevor) meets her daughter; a widow (Arlene Dahl) falls for the ship's engineer; newlyweds predict doom.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Granny, who used to spend 10 hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Granny hopes to win Elly a husband by entering an old family dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly's name to it.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

Max and 99 team up with agent Samuels in a search for a mysterious spy.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies; Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.Guests: Anthony Newley, Dick Martin..

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

Dobie tries to prevent a classmate from dropping out.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

After hearing Mr. Boynton say he'll marry when he's too old to enjoy anything else, Miss Brooks schemes with Angela to make him feel ancient.

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

When Jan develops an allergy, it is feared that she is allergic to her new father.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Relatives clash in the Williams household.

A grateful patient's husband offers Alex an investment.

The baby stirs inside Katie, and Robbie suddenly sheds his youthful ways.

Because he's about to become a grandfather, Steve has an easier time working out a contract with a general.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

A congresswoman with whom Mary worked on a news show accepts Mary's very casual invitation to dinner.

Fonzie will have nothing more to do with his cousin Chachi after he skips school and cheats on an exam.

The girls regret writing a nasty note to their boss -- after it's been delivered to his office.

Julie falls for a singer (Engelbert Humperdinck); Doc and Gopher vie for an invalid's nurse; a man (Mark Harmon) learns about his boss.

A former film actress (Claire Trevor) meets her daughter; a widow (Arlene Dahl) falls for the ship's engineer; newlyweds predict doom.

Granny, who used to spend 10 hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills.

Granny hopes to win Elly a husband by entering an old family dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly's name to it.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

Max and 99 team up with agent Samuels in a search for a mysterious spy.

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies; Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.Guests: Anthony Newley, Dick Martin..

Dobie tries to prevent a classmate from dropping out.

After hearing Mr. Boynton say he'll marry when he's too old to enjoy anything else, Miss Brooks schemes with Angela to make him feel ancient.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Mike and Carol are having difficulty adjusting their two families to living in one house.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Everyone is puzzled when Danny acquires a more mild personality.

Donna learns a retiring doctor wants to keep working.

Uncle Charley (William Demarest) prepares himself as a baby nurse by hiring himself out as a baby sitter.

Expectant Katie (Tina Cole) is distressed by her hugeness until she learns she is to have more than one baby.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

Lucy loses a contact lens in a chocolate cake made for a charity sale.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show.".

Mary tries to get Lou and his wife back together.

Marion orders Fonzie to go to the hospital for a much-needed tonsillectomy.

After breaking into their boss's office, the girls discover interesting information.

A disguised woman (Markie Post) tries to elude a detective; Julie dates a dolt; a secretary blackmails a married author (Tom Poston).

A wealthy widow holds a gambling cruise for charity; a bride wagers her wedding money; a woman drops a valuable coin in a slot machine.

Jethro falls for a waitress who gives him the brushoff until she learns he's a friend of Dash Riprock's.

Blackmailers use hidden photographic and recording devices to trap unsuspecting Jed.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

An estranged Archie and Edith are determined to prove to each other that they are perfectly content going their separate ways.

Gloria tries to pressure Archie into taking Edith out for a night on the town.

This season's most memorable moments.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Cliff has his visiting mother (Frances Sternhagen) stay at Woody's place.

Norm campaigns to save his favorite eatery, the Hungry Heifer, which is slated to close.

Shop steward Elaine settles the strike by agreeing to Louie's deal.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

After renewing an acquaintance with the beautiful and free-spirited Courtney Simpson, Jerry decides to give up his dental practice: he wants to follow his dreams of romance and adventure by following Courtney to Tahiti.

CONTROL makes a deal with Kinsey Krispin to find his wife in exchange for a list of enemy agents.

The Kramdens and Nortons find out the cottage they own is not the one they originally looked at.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs; Tim also appears as The Oldest Man -- now working as a dresser for the theatre -- and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence..

A French artist's daughter goes after Herbert.

Principal Conklin is unhappy when Walter Denton takes a romantic interest in his daughter.

Kate hears a rumor that Billie Jo had become engaged to Dan Plout, the son of her arch enemy, Selma Plout.

Don breaks his engagement with Ann.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Cindy's favorite doll is missing and the family thinks Bobby has hidden it.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Danny helps an impressive country singer land an engagement at an exclusive supper club. Guest: Judy Canova.

The family hires a housekeeper for fund-raiser Donna.

Katie gives birth to identical triplet sons, and Steve must adjust to the fact that he is a grandfather -- three times over.

The triplets come home from the hospital, but Robbie finds he is unprepared for the attention they are getting.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Phyllis decides Ted would make an ideal candidate for the city council.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph move into a dilapidated, one-bedroom apartment.

The girls discover that they are the dessert to a fancy dinner date.

Show business veterans (Carol Channing, Betty White) eye a publisher; a man meets his ex-wife's fiance; wife abuse concerns Stubing.

Vicki's friend (Danielle Brisebois) has a problem; a man hides his wife from a womanizing boss; a woman bestows kisses upon the crew.

Having failed in their attempt to fleece Jed, two blackmailers turn their attention to Mr. Drysdale.

Jethro shops around for a gorilla when Elly's pet chimpanzee proves too small to relieve him of his household chores.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

The Stivics are shocked when they are told that Archie has joined the ranks of the nation's unemployed.

Archie gets a job as a janitor, but a college graduate that applied for the same position threatens to commit suicide. Archie does his best to keep the man from leaping to his death.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

When Elka disappears the morning of her wedding, Joy, Melanie and Victoria try to put together their memories of the bachelorette party to find the bride.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Lilith and Frasier are shocked to discover that their son is only of average intelligence; Rebecca grows desperate for her jailed lover, Robin (Roger Rees).

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Louie and the cabbies pool all their cash to buy a painting at an auction, planning to cash in big when the artist dies.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Bob thinks his chances of winning a doctors' tennis tournament are pretty good until he learns that his doubles partner will be Emily.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Ralph breaks a leg in a bus accident; the Kramdens have trouble remembering a movie star's name.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Guest star Steve Lawrence plays the brilliant Russian director of a play put on by the P.T.A. and a hitman employed by Carol to take out her husband, played by Harvey.Guests: Steve Lawrence..

A sacred lion escapes and follows Maynard.

Mr. Conklin tells Miss Brooks to help students after school.

The Army visits Shady Rest to conduct maneuvers, but soldiers are distracted by Kate's daughters.

A defecting Soviet comic throws himself at Ann.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Buffy deliberately gets poor grades to attract a boy she likes.

Danny helps a principal overcome prejudices.

Donna and Alex realize their children will leave soon.

Robbie decides to quit school in order to work full time, but Steve and a school counselor discourage him.

All the other Douglases come home early when a baby sitter and Ernie take care of the triplets for the first time.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Joanie shocks the family when she insists on touring with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

An anniversary party in Frank and Edna's shaky trailer surprises everyone.

A police inspector (John Hillerman) searches for a missing passenger; Julie's pal faces facts; a woman (Didi Conn) pickets an ex-beau.

The Harlem Globetrotters challenge the crew; an aunt's portrait haunts a married couple; a student falls for his father's girlfriend.

The Clampetts beg Mr. Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy, Herby.

Jed runs for smog commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing lye soap.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation.

Archie is recuperating from gallbladder surgery and becoming more comfortable with the idea that they fact that his transfusion came from a female West Indian doctor.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Sam clashes with the new owner (Keene Curtis) of the restaurant upstairs; Woody is worried about his girlfriend.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

Guest: Roddy McDowell, the Jackson Five.Guests: Roddy McDowall, The Jackson Five..

An essay makes Dobie and Maynard consider the future.

Miss Brooks proves she is not qualified to teach first aid.

The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Band decides to raise money in order to create an actual fire department in Hooterville.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.