Michael (Peter Scolari) hires Stephanie (Julia Duffy) as the TV station's new receptionist, but must later find a way to fire her.

Ralph and Alice appear on.

Bilko's hotel profits go up in flames.

A stacked show tonight, with clown Emmett Kelly; a musical performance from The Jackson 5; Carol in a dual role for the movie spoof, A Swiped Life.Guests: Emmett Kelly, The Jackson Five..

Maynard and a chimp are marooned on an island.

Connie's named principal of Mrs. Nestor's school when a student's father buys it.

Lou wants Ann to direct the Brewster Variety Show.

Carlos' goddaughter wants to become a nun.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

Rebecca wishes for a white Christmas in San Francisco; D.J. wishes that Steve could attend college closer to home.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

Marcia becomes infatuated with a boy who seems to be more interested in insects than girls.

The twins try to interest French in Miss Faversham.

A nightclub entertainer has his hands full trying to balance career and family.

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

Steve meets his Scottish cousin (Fred MacMurray in a double role).

Steve meets his Scottish cousin (Fred MacMurray in a double role).

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Richie is selected to become a contestant on a popular game show with a chance to win $3,200.

Laverne and Shirley and their friends entertain at a hospital Christmas party.

The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug.

Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Ann Miller, Cab Calloway.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Van Johnson, Della Reese.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

J.J. has something that Sweet Daddy wants and whether or not he gets it will be a matter of life or death.

Florida's anxious search for a doctor turns to anger when the only one she finds is too busy to be interested in her problem.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Archie's got more to lose than his collateral when he secretly puts everything on the line to buy Kelsey's bar.

Archie is obsessed with possibility of Edith inheriting her cousin's money and silverware, Edith has to convince him why she won't be taking any of it after she has a revealing conversation with Liz's longtime roommate, Veronica.

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

Sally becomes a television personality overnight, and it is Rob and Buddy who suffer.

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

The desire to consummate their marriage may keep Woody and Kelly (Jackie Swanson) from making it to the altar, especially if her father (Richard Doyle) catches them.

The desire to consummate their marriage may keep Woody and Kelly from making it to the altar, especially if her father catches them.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

Bob has problems at the office and at home when one of his patients falls in love with him.

Dick is flattered when an admirer wants to start a fan club for him.

Ralph finds a love letter written by Ed and assumes he composed it for Alice; he takes it to a handwriting analyst.

Bilko's dining club for GIs runs out of patrons.

The Family steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant; Tim's Oldest Man is a Wild West sheriff.

Wini thinks a widow is after Herbert.

Everyone at school wants to take advantage of a travel agency's cheap rates.

Ann lands a job as a dancing chicken for a restaurant; after an altercation with her boss, she finds herself stuck in her costume on a country road.

The convent inherits a prizefighter who hates to fight.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Anne and John arrange to send Gidget to school in Paris.

When the movie theater hikes admission prices, Gidget enlists the aid of a folksinger whose specializes in protest songs.

Introducing young viewers to entertainment animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard to look for UFOs. Former astronaut James McDivitt guest stars.

Oliver, the Bradys' cousin, is convinced he is a jinx because things seem to go wrong when he is present.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Chip quits the baseball team, but sees a chance at redemption when Steve fills in as umpire.

The frog Chip catches for a school project suddenly disappears.

Robbie pretends to like classical music to impress a girl (Sandy Descher).

An ornery pony shows up at the Douglas home. With Fred MacMurray, Stanley Livingston and Tim Considine.

Against his better judgment, Mr. Mooney hires Lucy at the bank.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Lucy poses as a chauffeur to meet Ernie Kovacs; with Edie Adams.

Lucy approaches the zero hour and is rushed to the hospital to have her baby.

When Lucy buys a gadget in response to an ad, Ricky gets angry.

Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Mary arranges a date between Lou and Rhoda and then wonders if she made a mistake.

A trip to Peoria turns into one long embarrassment for Bob when Jerry introduces him to a pretty girl named Janine, who doesn't seem to care that Bob is a married man.

Carol's special guests are Jack Cassidy and Tim Conway; Tim plays a 35 year old orphan looking to be adopted in a sketch, then joins Jack and Carol for tonight's Old Old Movie, The Story Of A Star.Guests: Jack Cassidy, Tim Conway..

Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date.

Diane is furious when Sam enters a photo of her in the annual Miss Boston Barmaid contest.

Sam discovers Coach is being ripped off in his daily gin games.

Diane's well-to-do mother will lose her inheritance if Diane isn't married within 24 hours.

Joanna has an admirer who is hounding her all day long. The trouble is, he is only 16 years old and Joanna doesn't know how to get him to stop without breaking his heart. Meanwhile, George wants someone to give him a nickname.

Michael steals an idea for a TV show from a student in his production class.

Stephanie becomes severely depressed when she discovers she is no longer a young, blossoming woman. It's Larry, Darryl and Darryl who come to her rescue to break her out of her funk.

News of aliens invading the town interrupts the Halloween party at the inn. With Bob Newhart, Mary Frann.

Max and 99 are caught and readied to be shipped behind the Iron Curtain.

An important informant is wounded before he can tell Max about a secret formula.

Dobie runs for class president; guest Warren Beatty.

Dobie takes up boxing to impress Thalia.

The Toodys' boarder is a counterfeiter.

Muldoon forgets the partners' anniversary.

Aunt Bee takes over a horse that everyone else has given up on and enters him in one last race.

Mayberry's town council decides to let three school students take on key civic offices as a practical lesson.

Sam has doubts about recommending Millie as a director for the church play.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

Goober helps an author and his wife who have just moved to Mayberry.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

Mike, Aunt Bee, and Millie join forces to persuade Sam to let Mike have a dog.

An oil-company efficiency expert forces Goober's gas station into a big-city mold.

Emmett drives his friends crazy after he retires.

When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie.

The Mayberry church committee goes to Siler City in search of a bell for their steeple.

The town turns out for a welcoming of their sister city from Mexico.

Sam, Millie, Howard and Emmett help an old friend to keep his business open.

A Russian farm expert visits Mayberry.

To prove a point, Howard robs the Mayberry bank.

Sam hires a colorful farm hand who quickly becomes Mike's hero.

When Mike flunks an arithmetic test, it threatens a vacation to California.

Palm Springs lifestyles impress the gang.

Sam meets an old Army buddy who promptly makes a play for Millie.

An oldtime cowboy star tries to make a comeback with Howard's help.

Goober's protective instinct flares when his teenage niece comes to visit.

Emmett is threatened when a young helper does too good a job.

An old man comes to the farm claiming that he can find water with a dowsing stick.

Emmett pawns his wife's expensive diamond to play the stock market.

Goober's big brother Braden comes home to Mayberry after 14 years.

Aunt Bee's Garden Club takes action against a planned road through Mayberry.

Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip.

The townsfolk don't fathom a sculpture created in their honor.

Howard uses a lodge emergency fund for a nose job.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Townsfolk are uncomfortable in spring pageant roles.

Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout.

House-sitting Goober pretends a mansion is his.

Mike acquires a foster daughter in Hong Kong and learns that she plans to come to the U.S.

Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire.

Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder.

Sam worries about Alice's increasing involvement with her harp teacher.

Howard moves into a swinging singles apartment at the invitation of a beautiful newswoman.

Sam lets Mike buy an old car from Goober and he soon runs right into trouble.

Goober gets lost on a spelunking expedition.

A pretty city planner comes to Mayberry to help Sam just as Millie is going on vacation.

Emmett is proud and excited when an industrial firm wants to buy his patent for an old forgotten invention.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

Annoyed at the noise the twins make, Bill jumps at the chance to send them to camp.

Danny attempts a Hollywood television show.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Having no choice, Steve takes the triplets to work where a secretary offers to take them home until he is finished. However he accidentally loses her phone number and when she finally calls, she announces that the boys have run out the front door.

Chip complains about Polly's lack of sales resistance because they have an apartment full of useless things. But she is trapped by a salesman into giving a dinner party for eight people in exchange for a free set of cookware.

Lucy creates bedlam when she accompanies Chris roller-skating.

Lucy helps promote the career of a plumber who is a double for Jack Benny.

Richie persuades Fonzie to star in the title role of.

Laverne gets thrown into jail after she is accused of shoplifting at an exclusive store.

Erika Tiffany-Smith arrives on the island looking for a place to build a hotel.

Gilligan and the Skipper suspect one of the castaways of murder.

The ship competes with Stubing's arch rival (Ted Knight) in a cruise from British Columbia to Alaska; guests Sonny Bono, Tom Bosley, Michele Lee, Priscilla Barnes, Doug Barr, Mary Crosby, John James, Charlotte Rae.

The ship competes with Stubing's arch rival (Ted Knight) in a cruise from British Columbia to Alaska; guests Sonny Bono, Tom Bosley, Michele Lee, Priscilla Barnes, Doug Barr, Mary Crosby, John James, Charlotte Rae.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

J.J.'s far-reaching search for a date overlooks an eager candidate who takes some dangerous steps to ensure that she'll never be forgotten again.

J.J. has some fast decisions to make when he mistakenly enters an important art contest with someone else's painting.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

Norm and Cliff go to Burbank after Cliff is convinced that Johnny Carson will be using one of his jokes.

When the guests return to Cheers following Woody's wedding, a carelessly discarded cigarette sets the bar on fire.

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Felix plans to give Oscar a surprise birthday party.

Howard Borden's 22-year old sister, Debbie, arrives to spend the week with him. When Emily arranges a blind date for her with Jerry, Howard suddenly turns into an overprotective big brother.

Dick (Bob Newhart) faces a lawsuit when he is charged with plagiarism. With Mary Frann and Tom Poston.

Ralph wants to write songs with Norton.

While in Mexico, Bilko and his three friends lose their uniforms to bank robbers.

Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.Guests: Joanne Woodward..

Dobie tries to bolster Maynard's romantic confidence.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

Don accompanies Ann when she gets to do a show in Las Vegas.

A Marine captain wants to court-martial Carlos.