Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

Max and 99 team up with agent Samuels in a search for a mysterious spy.

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies; Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.

Dobie tries to prevent a classmate from dropping out.

After hearing Mr. Boynton say he'll marry when he's too old to enjoy anything else, Miss Brooks schemes with Angela to make him feel ancient.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Mike and Carol are having difficulty adjusting their two families to living in one house.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Everyone is puzzled when Danny acquires a more mild personality.

Donna learns a retiring doctor wants to keep working.

Uncle Charley (William Demarest) prepares himself as a baby nurse by hiring himself out as a baby sitter.

Expectant Katie (Tina Cole) is distressed by her hugeness until she learns she is to have more than one baby.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

Lucy loses a contact lens in a chocolate cake made for a charity sale.

When Ricky refuses to entertain at a studio party, Lucy accepts in his place.

Ricky sells his car and the Mertzes think they are being stranded in California.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show."

Mary tries to get Lou and his wife back together.

Marion orders Fonzie to go to the hospital for a much-needed tonsillectomy.

After breaking into their boss's office, the girls discover interesting information.

A disguised woman (Markie Post) tries to elude a detective; Julie dates a dolt; a secretary blackmails a married author (Tom Poston).

A wealthy widow holds a gambling cruise for charity; a bride wagers her wedding money; a woman drops a valuable coin in a slot machine.

Jethro falls for a waitress who gives him the brushoff until she learns he's a friend of Dash Riprock's.

Blackmailers use hidden photographic and recording devices to trap unsuspecting Jed.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

An estranged Archie and Edith are determined to prove to each other that they are perfectly content going their separate ways.

Gloria tries to pressure Archie into taking Edith out for a night on the town.

This season's most memorable moments.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Cliff has his visiting mother (Frances Sternhagen) stay at Woody's place.

Norm campaigns to save his favorite eatery, the Hungry Heifer, which is slated to close.

Shop steward Elaine settles the strike by agreeing to Louie's deal.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

After renewing an acquaintance with the beautiful and free-spirited Courtney Simpson, Jerry decides to give up his dental practice: he wants to follow his dreams of romance and adventure by following Courtney to Tahiti.

CONTROL makes a deal with Kinsey Krispin to find his wife in exchange for a list of enemy agents.

The Kramdens and Nortons find out the cottage they own is not the one they originally looked at.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs; Tim also appears as The Oldest Man -- now working as a dresser for the theatre -- and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.

A French artist's daughter goes after Herbert.

Principal Conklin is unhappy when Walter Denton takes a romantic interest in his daughter.

Kate hears a rumor that Billie Jo had become engaged to Dan Plout, the son of her arch enemy, Selma Plout.

Don breaks his engagement with Ann.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Cindy's favorite doll is missing and the family thinks Bobby has hidden it.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Danny helps an impressive country singer land an engagement at an exclusive supper club. Guest: Judy Canova.

The family hires a housekeeper for fund-raiser Donna.

Katie gives birth to identical triplet sons, and Steve must adjust to the fact that he is a grandfather -- three times over.

The triplets come home from the hospital, but Robbie finds he is unprepared for the attention they are getting.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

Lucy, unaccustomed to train travel, envisions intrigue and romance.

When the Ricardos return from Hollywood, Ricky is hailed as a major celebrity.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Phyllis decides Ted would make an ideal candidate for the city council.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph move into a dilapidated, one-bedroom apartment.

The girls discover that they are the dessert to a fancy dinner date.

Show business veterans (Carol Channing, Betty White) eye a publisher; a man meets his ex-wife's fiance; wife abuse concerns Stubing.

Vicki's friend (Danielle Brisebois) has a problem; a man hides his wife from a womanizing boss; a woman bestows kisses upon the crew.

Having failed in their attempt to fleece Jed, two blackmailers turn their attention to Mr. Drysdale.

Jethro shops around for a gorilla when Elly's pet chimpanzee proves too small to relieve him of his household chores.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

The Stivics are shocked when they are told that Archie has joined the ranks of the nation's unemployed.

Archie gets a job as a janitor, but a college graduate that applied for the same position threatens to commit suicide. Archie does his best to keep the man from leaping to his death.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

When Elka disappears the morning of her wedding, Joy, Melanie and Victoria try to put together their memories of the bachelorette party to find the bride.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Lilith and Frasier are shocked to discover that their son is only of average intelligence; Rebecca grows desperate for her jailed lover, Robin (Roger Rees).

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Louie and the cabbies pool all their cash to buy a painting at an auction, planning to cash in big when the artist dies.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Bob thinks his chances of winning a doctors' tennis tournament are pretty good until he learns that his doubles partner will be Emily.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Ralph breaks a leg in a bus accident; the Kramdens have trouble remembering a movie star's name.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Guest star Steve Lawrence plays the brilliant Russian director of a play put on by the P.T.A. and a hitman employed by Carol to take out her husband, played by Harvey.

A sacred lion escapes and follows Maynard.

Mr. Conklin tells Miss Brooks to help students after school.

The Army visits Shady Rest to conduct maneuvers, but soldiers are distracted by Kate's daughters.

A defecting Soviet comic throws himself at Ann.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Buffy deliberately gets poor grades to attract a boy she likes.

Danny helps a principal overcome prejudices.

Donna and Alex realize their children will leave soon.

Robbie decides to quit school in order to work full time, but Steve and a school counselor discourage him.

All the other Douglases come home early when a baby sitter and Ernie take care of the triplets for the first time.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Ricky's new fame leads the Ricardos to consider moving to a larger apartment.

Lucy fills in for Ricky in a rodeo show when Ricky mixes up his engagements.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Joanie shocks the family when she insists on touring with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

An anniversary party in Frank and Edna's shaky trailer surprises everyone.

A police inspector (John Hillerman) searches for a missing passenger; Julie's pal faces facts; a woman (Didi Conn) pickets an ex-beau.

The Harlem Globetrotters challenge the crew; an aunt's portrait haunts a married couple; a student falls for his father's girlfriend.

The Clampetts beg Mr. Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy, Herby.

Jed runs for smog commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing lye soap.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation.

Archie is recuperating from gallbladder surgery and becoming more comfortable with the idea that they fact that his transfusion came from a female West Indian doctor.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Sam clashes with the new owner (Keene Curtis) of the restaurant upstairs; Woody is worried about his girlfriend.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

Guest: Roddy McDowell, the Jackson Five.

An essay makes Dobie and Maynard consider the future.

Miss Brooks proves she is not qualified to teach first aid.

The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Band decides to raise money in order to create an actual fire department in Hooterville.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Jody is jealous of attention paid to his Bolivian pen pal.

Terry gets a role in a Shakespearean play at school. Guest: Hans Conried.

Mary's upset when her dream date takes someone else to a dance.

On the rebound after his girlfriend, Sally, suddenly marries another, Uncle Charley acquires many new lady friends.

When Katie is gone for the day, the family hires three cleaning ladies to restore the house to normal.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Ricky decides it is time for Little Ricky to start nursery school.

Ricky is offered a European booking he can't refuse, but he can't afford to take Lucy.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Joanie runs away from home determined to tour with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

Sgt. Plout goes AWOL from the army and stays with the roommates.

Ace charms Doc and Gopher's girlfriends; a man meets his young stepfather; a children's show host (Barnard Hughes) helps a shy boy.

Sisters reunite after 40 years; separate accommodations hamper a couple desiring children; bartender Isaac instructs a blind student.

Marvin and Marita, impoverished dance mavens, introduce the Clampetts to the art of Terpsichore.

Jed finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Archie tries to get even with a pal by arranging a date for him with a female impersonator.

To bring in extra money, the Bunker's decide to take in a boarder. They rent Gloria's old room to a Puerto Rican nurse, Teresa.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

Woody is depressed after a commercial appearance for a product he can't stand.

Frasier vows never to cross Cheers' threshold again; Woody can't turn off a cable shopping channel.

The cabbies continue to fantasize while waiting for Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" to pick up his envelope.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

CONTROL substitutes Smart and 99 look-alikes for the cronies of a bank robber.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

Guests include Ken Berry and Jim Nabors.

Maynard decides he is holding Dobie back.

Mr. Conklin is obsessed with taking a series of photos of an egg hatching for a photography contest, but he is unaware that Walter has substituted the egg with a rock so Conklin's flash bulbs won't traumatize the little chick.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

Exploring horses, including Clydesdales and Lipizzaners, and the differences between breeds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

Ginger pretends to predict the future when the castaways tire of togetherness.

A caged circus lion escapes after washing ashore on the island.

Hot water spurting from beneath the island warns the castaways that a volcano is about to erupt.

The radio reports Mr. Howell has been rescued and is selling great blocks of stock.

When Carter's adopted daughter plans to marry a Marine, Carter thinks it's Gomer she's going to wed.

When Carter decides to take the exam for officer training, Gomer also takes the exam.

The platoon celebrates Carter's birthday, but it only makes him more aware of his old age.

Carter has to select four men from his platoon for an honor guard.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Woody's girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) returns from abroad; Frasier helps Cliff get even.

Carla must carry out an unusual family tradition; drinks flow freely.

Sam chafes under a pact not to date his landlord's daughter (Valerie Mahaffey); evil spirits live in a foosball table.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Hammer is in danger when a woman gives him a delayed-action poison.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

The family is not fond of Harriet's new hairdo.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

Rhoda opens her own office and quickly learns the problems faced by a woman launching a business.

Brenda, depressed and feeling in a rut, decides to pack up and move to San Francisco.

Bored with her life, Ida decides to become a "now" woman and launch her own career.

Mary shows up unexpectedly and throws a monkey wrench into Rhoda and Joe's plans for a long-awaited weekend alone.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Phyllis, who has just received her real estate license, tries to sell Lou a house.

Mary is excited at the prospect of producing a show until she learns that the stars will be Ted and Sue Ann.

An angel appears in Laverne's dream and cheers her up from her injured leg.

Laverne asks Carmine for singing lessons so she can sing at Cowboy Bill's.

Shirley has a chance to show her play to a Broadway producer.

Lenny and Squiggy's attempts to launch a talent agency land the girls on TV with Latvian acrobats.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears.

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

A movie actress poses as her secretary; A steeplechase in Acapulco introduces Julie to a wealthy bachelor, which threatens a marriage and causes havoc when Gopher and Isaac's entry disappears.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Ed and his girlfriend Gloria are saying goodnight when in walks Bill Reynolds, in his bathrobe.

Ruth Hansen visits her grandmother in Retirement Village and finds her sharing her apartment with a man.

Roger likes Billie Jo, but falls in love with her roommate.

A penniless writer makes an attempt at burglary; movie idols reveal many secrets during an interview.

Mike, Aunt Bee, and Millie join forces to persuade Sam to let Mike have a dog.

An oil-company efficiency expert forces Goober's gas station into a big-city mold.

Emmett drives his friends crazy after he retires.

When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

A young woman (Leslie Parrish) pursues French.

Danny helps his unemployed father-in-law.

The family becomes involved in recovering old debts.

The new room contractor is putty in Katie's (Tina Cole) hands, but he is exasperating to the other Douglases.

Steve meets an attractive widow who seems very interested in him, but she suddenly turns cool toward him.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy is a failure when she and Viv take jobs selling vacuum cleaners.

Lucy and Fred have trouble getting birth certificates for their passports.

Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Their friendship is on the line after Mary thinks Rhoda has made an unkind remark.

Some snobbish characters learn something about class when they invite Fonzie to a high-society party.

An invitation to a high-school reunion puts the girls on a nostalgia kick.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Mr. Drysdale hires little people to pose as men from outer space in a publicity stunt.

The Clampetts are honored by a distinguished visitor from home -- the mayor of Bug Tussle.

Naomi causes problems at home when she decides to become a flight attendant.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Mike and Gloria decide to leave Joey with friends in the event of their deaths.

Archie has trouble adjusting to Edith's sudden fame after she saves a life.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

When his girlfriend finds a new guy, Louie is devastated and schemes to get her back; Alex helps Louie try to win Zena back.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

Max gives an easy assignment to two pupils -- follow 99 while she's shopping.

Ralph thinks he has found a future boxing champion.

A quiz-show winner suffers amnesia after getting bumped on the head.

Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday night tear-jerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into a tempestuous argument with a container of margarine.

A girl dates Dobie because Zelda likes him.

Connie tries to convince Mr. Boynton and Mr. Conklin that they're old.

Uncle Joe is convinced that a former guest from fifty years ago, Chester W. Farnsworth, is haunting the Shady Ranch.

Flu leaves Ann and Don in charge of Lou's restaurant.

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Greg and Marcia run against each other for student body president. The heated election campaign carries over into the Brady house. The girls automatically side with Marcia and the boys side with Greg. Mike, Carol and Alice finally intercede.

Poison-pen letters implicate French in a scandal.

Danny has an overdose of family togetherness.

Mary gives a lucky penny to a shy school-play co-star.

The triplets get mixed up and must be taken back to the hospital for proper identification. With Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and William Demarest.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) staggers the Douglas family by becoming "engaged" to pretty Debbie Hunter.

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

Lucy promises her children she will take them to New York to see Danny Kaye.

Lucy is left on the dock when the Ricardos and Mertzes sail for Europe.

Lucy anticipates a second honeymoon on her trip to Europe, but Ricky is too busy.

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Lou gets mad and threatens to fire Mary after some unedited copy airs on the news.

Richie must decide whether to join a fraternity after he is told not to associate with his friends.

The guy who proposed to Laverne 10 years earlier re-enters her life.

Gopher hires a beautiful, new masseuse; a man (Ed Begley Jr.) meets a mermaid; a boy believes that his beloved grandmother is dying.

A novelty inventor (Don Adams) fails at romance; an impersonator (Rich Little) woos Julie; a model becomes obsessed with staying thin.

Mr. Drysdale panics when Granny wants her $15 million and plans to go back to the hills.

Jed gives away the entire Clampett fortune to three struggling college girls.

Mama joins a group that opposes pornography.

Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Archie panics when Edith invites an old schoolmate to dinner.

Archie enters Joey in a beautiful baby contest and then takes steps to make sure that he wins.

Joy and Elka are forced to live at the Cleveland zoo to help black rhinos; Victoria dates a janitor; Melanie dates a senator.

Melanie takes Elka to the Browns locker room for her 90th birthday and ends up dating the kicker; Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news; Victoria's convinced that Elka is god.

Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

Sam is injured on Valentine's Day; the Doctors Crane get their singles groups together.

Sam and Rebecca battle it out when Rebecca decides she wants to buy the bar from Sam with the money her father has given her; to keep control of the bar, Sam buys the bathrooms and the pool room.

Tony tries to play matchmaker for his divorced sister and Alex, but she falls in love with Reverend Jim Ignatowski instead.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Bob breaks a long-standing rule against treating friends when he agrees to counsel Emily's chum, whose marriage to a muscular gym teacher seems to be breaking up.

Max has all kinds of trouble hunting for KAOS agent "The Chameleon.".

Ralph turns out to be a look-alike of a mob boss on the run from a rival gang.

Bilko is assigned to teach a college course.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko."

Maynard sues Herbert after getting stuck in a gum machine.

Everyone at school wants to take advantage of a travel agency's cheap rates.

An old flame of Uncle Joe, the Widow Perkins, and he are corresponding to each other, even though she once left him standing at the alter.

A king invites Ann to a state dinner.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

The Bradys face a medical crisis when the children come down with measles.

Cissy wants to be a hippie.

Ten-year-old Rusty wants to get a job, but Danny's not thrilled with the idea.

Donna unwittingly embarrasses Alex at a convention.

The Douglases fear Steve (Fred MacMurray) is becoming sedentary.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gives Chip (Stanley Livingston) a well-preserved secondhand car for his birthday.

Lucy, Craig and Kim portray mobsters to help police catch criminals.

Mr. Mooney entrusts his wife's birthday present to Lucy and Viv.

Lucy and Ethel go looking for the queen on their first day in London but don't have any luck; when they arrive back at the hotel, Ricky lets Lucy dance the lead in a circus number so that she may be presented to the queen.

Lucy is torn between wanting to spend the weekend fox hunting and her jealousy of a blonde.

Sally becomes a television personality overnight, and it is Rob and Buddy who suffer.

Ted realizes his dream to meet Walter Cronkite.

Ralph is forced into a boxing match with a football bruiser over the affections of a girl.

The girls find that they are not as young as they thought, when they attend a wild fraternity party.

The crew pitch in to help a director (Ben Vereen) stage an on-board film musical; guests Juliet Prowse, Melba Moore.

The crew pitch in to help a director (Ben Vereen) stage an on-board film musical; guests Alexis Smith, Dean Jones.

When some American Indians claim part of the Clampett oil land, Granny prepares for an all-out war.

The family goes courting by computer but only manages to misunderstand the choices of the electronic matchmaker.

Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Christmas dinner finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.

Mike tells Teresa and her boyfriend they can have the Bunker house to themselves because Archie and Edith are away for the weekend in New Jersey. This turns out to be a bad idea when Archie and Edith miss their bus and come back home that same night.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

Victoria's arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that "All My Children" has been canceled.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

Vera (Bernadette Birkett) gets a job at Melville's; Lilith plans to give Frasier sensual photographs for his birthday.

Sam tries to sabotage Rebecca's efforts to operate a successful tea-room in what was formerly his pool-room; Woody's chili is a hit.

Alex crashes his daughter's elegant wedding reception and drunkenly confronts his ex-wife.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Emily agrees to help operate a children's summer camp and tries to persuade Bob to be one of the counselors.

Max has to fight his way to the altar to be on time for his wedding.

Ralph gets set up so that revenge-seeking criminals mistake him for a look-alike rival mob boss.

Bilko helps a friend find a new love.

Guests: Maggie Smith and Tim Conway.

A heredity test gives Dobie a way to dump Zelda.

Connie looks after a student whose family is having financial problems.

Billie Jo has landed a job as a private secretary to novelist Oliver Fenton, which Kate in unhappy about since some of his books have been banned in Hooterville.

A friend throws Don a stag party.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

Marcia enters her new dad in a newspaper contest for father of the year, but gets herself grounded for breaking house rules to make the late-night deadline.

French stars as Henry VIII in an underground film.

When Terry's friend spends the weekend, Danny and Kathy's parenting skills are put to the test.

A neighbor pleads with Donna to buy a new dress.

A Chinese-American friend of Steve's (Fred MacMurray) is concerned about the man his daughter has married.

Chip and Ernie observe their married older brother, Robbie, in the company of a glamorous "other woman.".

Harry loses $100,000 when Lucy angers a rich client.

Lucy poses as a wealthy heiress when she and Viv win a trip to Las Vegas.

Ricky's tour calls for Paris as the next stop, but Lucy wants to go to Scotland.

Lucy plans to uncover Parisian artistic talent and meets an artist of "notes.".

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

Mary arranges a date between Lou and Rhoda and then wonders if she made a mistake.

Fonzie helps Richie expose something rotten in the city's sanitation department.

Shirley is handcuffed to an robber, who's escape would lead Shirley to be forced to go with him.

Mystery abounds when a woman becomes friendly with a man she knew in a past life, but he doesn't remember her; Captain Stubing pursues a beautiful passenger who seems intent on avoiding him.

Mystery abounds when a woman becomes friendly with a man she knew in a past life, but he doesn't remember her; Captain Stubing pursues a beautiful passenger who seems intent on avoiding him.

Jed and Granny throw a "comin' out" party for Elly, and Mrs. Drysdale plans to make the affair a fiasco.

After watching female admirers swoon over El Magnifico, the world's greatest matador, Jethro takes up bullfighting.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.