Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Actress Mariette Hartley; Bill Johnson; artist Alice Neel.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Paul may ruin Jamie's chance of getting a job with a public relations executive in the mayor's office.

Paul and Jamie visit Yoko Ono to see if she will work with Paul on a television documentary; the couple tries very hard not to mention The Beatles.

Mary Jo consults a dating manual and solicits Suzanne's help to find the right man.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him down to size when his schemes go awry.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music.

Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insist Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and Darrin's boss's child becomes twins.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

Blair and Jo share a common feeling of disdain toward their graduation from Eastland.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

Ann and the girls are snowed in at a remote cabin during the Christmas holidays.

Ann finds herself in her most serious romantic involvement since her divorce.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him down to size when his schemes go awry.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Actor/director Carl Reiner; actress Catherine Deneuve.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Paul and Jamie hire a professional dog walker (Hank Azaria) to care for a neglected Murray; Paul becomes convinced that Murray likes the new dog walker better than him.

The Buchmans go to a dog park to meet new people; Paul offers theater tickets to a couple for a double date but the tickets have already been promised to Fran and Ira, forcing Paul to lie to his cousin..

Mary Jo is forced to take a second job when her ex-husband falls behind on child-support payments.

Suzanne and Mary Jo rush Charlene to the hospital when she goes into labor on New Year's Eve.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca."

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A pretty music student inspires Keith to write classical pieces.

Danny's Little League status inflates his ego.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

A wood nymph, mortal enemy of witches, comes to visit the Stephenses.

A fight erupts between Endora and Uncle Arthur; a disappearing house.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Blair and Jo come to realize that they have learned more at Eastland than just academics.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

Ann discovers that the man she has become involved with is married.

Ann has to make a decision about her relationship with a married man.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Actress Barbara Eden; comedian Bobby Kelton; cartoonist Arnold Roth.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

Everyone has plans for New Year's Eve: Paul is scheduled to film the ball dropping festivities in Times Square while Jamie is going to the Mayor's ball. Plans change as the year's final minutes count down.

An unexpected visit from Paul's parents (Cynthia Harris, Louis Zorich) on Jamie's ovulation day ruins Paul and Jamie's plans; Paul's sister reveals that she is gay.

While waiting for Charlene's baby to arrive, Julia meets a fascinating patient.

The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

Keith, stuck with two dates for one night, tries to scheme his way out of one. Guest star: Cheryl Ladd.

Sheared sheep and George's resignation lead Mr. Griffin to fake a heart attack.

Poor working habits force a milkman's early retirement.

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

Endora makes a house for a Halloween party appear on a vacant lot.

Darrin's competitor plants a bug in Tabitha's rattle.

Bogus doctor Walter faces a real medical emergency.

Vivian meets a wall of defiance when Arthur refuses to tell her about his financial woes.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Mrs. Garrett's move causes new problems.

Blair fires sorority-party caterer Mrs. Garrett.

Jackie returns from Hawaii with intentions of marrying a surfing instructor she met there.

When Henry breaks his arm Mr. Wainright hires an over-ambitious artist to help him with Cosmic Cow.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

A teacher's critical remarks plunge Julie into a deep depression.

An ambitious co-worker tries to take over Ann's most important account.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Actor Garry Shandling; director Joe Newman.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Tempers flare when the gang and an annoying old man (William Hickey) are trapped in Antonio's taxi during a storm.

Encouraged by Brian, Joe becomes involved in a relationship with Fay's 19-year-old study partner (Liz Vassey).

Jamie is housebound after injuring her back in a moment of passion; Paul runs her errands and takes his father (Louis Zorich) to the eye doctor.

Paul and Jamie share a troubling dream in which they find themselves at a party with "Laugh-In" regulars.

While modeling a fur coat at a fashion show, Suzanne is injured by animal-rights protesters; Olivia searches for a nanny.

The ladies are forced to negotiate with a crafty car dealer for a new delivery van when their old one breaks down in a driving rainstorm.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection."

Sandra takes on a baker (Flip Wilson) who steals Mary's family cookie recipe.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Danny and Keith suspect Laurie's shipboard suitor.

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

Hazel uses stock to bait potential Scouts Harold and his friend.

Frank Gifford comes to town to buy a bowling alley.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Tony inherits a haunted English castle; Jennie, Roger and Tony go check it out.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and all the lights on the East Coast go out.

Darrin and Samantha find out that too much psychiatry can ruin a good marriage.

Maude is appalled to find that Walter has supplied a date for a rich investor who's coming to dinner.

Mrs. Naugatuck knows more than she's telling when Maude's priceless crystal bowl gets broken.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

The girls' careless work habits could lead to the closing of Mrs. Garrett's gourmet shop by the Board of Health.

Jo's new boyfriend turns out to be wealthy.

Henry suspects Muriel of having an affair with a mob accountant.

When Muriel's real mother arrives at the Rush home, Muriel refuses to talk to her.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Schneider becomes romantically involved with one of Ann's old schoolmates.

A mistake leaves Ann with a man and his piano.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Actor Burt Reynolds; comedian Richard Lewis.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding -- even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Brian reconsiders his commitment to Alex when a bevy of attractive models comes to town for a photo shoot.

After Alex reveals she is moonlighting as a barmaid, the others recall some of their off-season odd jobs.

The Buchmans' apartment alternates between sweltering hot and freezing cold; Ira disappears after incurring a $4,000 gambling debt resulting in Paul and Jamie ending up in jail.

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.

Sandra considers marrying a wealthy older man (Cleavon Little).

Mary persuades rap group Run-D.M.C. to perform at Brenda's high-school prom.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) rural relatives start a family feud over her magic book. Guest stars: Loni Anderson and Alice Ghostley.

On Friday the 13th, Sabrina learns she can tell any mortal she is a witch and they won't remember it the next day.

Sabrina casts nonspecific spells with drastic results and accidentally sends her aunts and Salem to Merlin's castle.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) and Salem fill in for an injured Santa Claus (guest star John Ratzenberger) on Christmas Eve. Johnny Mathis also guest stars.

Mork poses as a talent agent to find out who is harassing Mindy's politician cousin.

A seductive agent (Raquel Welch) from another planet tries to learn about Earth customs from Mork.

A birth at Zulu Nyala Game Reserve; baboons; elephants; rhinos.

Forest elephants; forest buffalo; red river hogs; primates; a gorilla.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Mr. Bradford tries to pair Vicky and an old beau.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout.

Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware form the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it.

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

A stranger tries to pick up Mother Jefferson.

Business setbacks shatter George's self-confidence.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their "houseguests" while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

Ann finally comes face to face with her runaway daughter Julie.

Murray and Archie plan on protecting their bar from a neighborhood robber.

Sammy Davis Jr. accepts Archie's invitation to visit the bar.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

The kids agree to quit show business so Shirley can pursue romance.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

Hazel vacations incognito at a resort for rich women.

Hazel fears for the Baxters' marriage when one of George's old flames looks him up.

Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities.

Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it.

Samantha soon regrets bestowing her powers on Darrin, who is confined to bed with a sprained ankle.

Samantha and Darrin prepare to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Comic Flip Wilson; actress Susan St. James; comic George Carlin; actress Ann-Margret.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Mr. Bradford tries to pair Vicky and an old beau.

A novelist's sobriety may determine whether his newspaper article is on deadline.

Game shows; spoof of the National Health.

Politics split a couple; hospital havoc.

Singers; spy-catcher.

Fred Scuttle; superhero Wondergran.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.

Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).

Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair, gives Tootie a new look.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

The jury reaches a verdict; Corinne and Father Tim come to a decision about their future.

Chester is suicidal; Burt sees Dennis; Mrs. Flotsky is angry.

The real murderer of Peter Campbell is revealed; Chester gets put in the same cell as Dutch.

This classic comedy series is a satire on all the daytime soaps out there. The stories revolve around a rich family, the Tates, and a blue-collar family, the Campbells. With stories mostly centered around crazy characters and sex, the escapades are as soapy as you can get: divorce, homosexuality, adultery, kidnapping, organized crime, war flashbacks, custody battles, murder and amnesia.

Benson and Kraus are taken hostage during a late-night market holdup.

Benson has a strange malady that has all the doctors puzzled.

Benson finds an old letter that infects the staff with gold fever.

Revolutionaries plot to steal an ugly but priceless gold statue during a costume party at the mansion.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Charlie stages a production of "Grease."

Janice claims to have a poltergeist.

The class seeks results of a psychological test.

Dennis represents the school on a talk show.

Angela is in for a surprise when she and the gang go to California.

Tony schemes to thwart Michael's custody attempt.

Tony treats the gang to a Brooklyn Thanksgiving.

Tony's convict father-in-law (James Coco) escapes.

The kids hirer a young lovable housekeeper with no skills for cleaning.

Alex rents out rooms for the Leland homecoming football game to pay for Mallory's auto mishap.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.

Drew (Drew Carey) grows concerned when his parents (guest stars Marion Ross, Stanley Anderson) move in with him after they lose their home.

When Drew gets Lewis and Oswald evicted, the three bunk with Kate until Drew can get his parents to move out of his house.

Little Richard, Joe Walsh (guest starring as themselves) and most of Cleveland show up at Drew's (Drew Carey) party. Bernie Kosar and Mayor Michael White also guest star.

Dave tries to convince the staffers they have a shot at winning at a broadcast awards ceremony hosted by Bob Costas.

All have wild daydreams after the office air-conditioning breaks down.

Matthew's neurotic behavior draws James Caan's attention when the actor visits the station to research an upcoming film role.

Jimmy introduces Beth to the world of stock options; Matthew returns from the Orient with awe-inspiring gifts.

Finch convinces Maya to wear a costume to work on Halloween; while dressed as a fairy princess, Maya meets Prince Charming (Mark Dobies) on an elevator.

Maya gets caught up in a tangle of practical jokes when she sets out to prove Finch wrong and demonstrate that women can be pranksters too.

A model reveals her feelings toward Finch; Jack convinces Nina and Elliott to treat him like one of the guys.

Elliott plans to teach Courtney (Megan Gallagher) a lesson for dumping Finch, but events take a different turn.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.

The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.

Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.

A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost.

Jeannie decides to play housekeeper for a week without magic.

Tony makes a bet with Roger that Jeannie would never fall for another man, this leads to Tony disguising himself as a British officer.

Endora puts a spell on a bowl of popcorn - everyone who eats it loses interest in work.

Samantha buys a chair from an antiques dealer, unaware that it is a transfigured warlock.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.

Mel saves Christmas for all of his friends when he turns into a real Santa Claus.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.

The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.

Iris returns to San Francisco to renew her romance with Paul Devereaux.

Muriel goes back to work as a photographer after becoming discontent with her lifestyle.

Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

An accident changes Barbara's outlook on life.

Julie's constant arguing with a young filmmaker convinces Ann that she is in love.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Actor Danny DeVito; Calvin Trillin; Rohan Varavadekar.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

Brian and Alex quickly regret their decision to move in together; Lowell plays a special version of "the name game."

Joe and Brian play a prank on their high-school coach (Jack Ging), and it backfires when the man is found dead.

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie chnages her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

Ira hopes to impress his girlfriend by getting her an autographed photo of Mayor Giuliani; Paul gets a fancy new camera; an innocent photo results in Jamie accidently blackmailing her boss.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Juror Mary casts the lone "not guilty" vote in a murder trial.

Mary and Lester will win a trip to Jamaica if Sandra doesn't kiss Lester's friend (Michael Dorn).

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.

Shirley tries to reconcile her parents again.

Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.

Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.

Jeannie's wicked sister, Jeannie II tricks her into hating Tony.

Jeannie is upset Tony must spend three month on the moon with a beautiful doctor.

Aunt Clara produces Benjamin Franklin when Samantha has electrical problems.

Samantha comes to Ben Franklin's defense; Darrin has to post bail for Benjamin Franklin.

Walter fears that his annual Christmas party will be ruined by a women's rights activist.

Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for president of the United States.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

While in Paris, Mrs. Garrett attends a French culinary school, and the girls meet the local people.

Jo finds it difficult to leave Paris and her new boyfriend.

Sara develops a crush on a man who falls for Jackie instead.

Henry looks for another job when a new executive editor takes over at Wainwright Publishing.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex follows his sister and Nick to New Jersey in hopes of reaching them before they get married.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

Grandmas Cooper and Romano each have their own plans for Barbara's high-school graduation night.

Ann is offered a profitable career opportunity.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Model Christie Brinkley; comic David Brenner; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) returns to Nantucket and has ulterior motives for wanting to rekindle their relationship.

Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).

Lance asks Jamie and Fran to be his campaign managers when he runs for mayor, but Paul won't support his candidacy; Mark believes that Fran and Ira are still a couple; Jamie thinks that she and Paul are the glue that connects all their friends.

Paul's sperm sample is missing after the Buchmans' car is stolen; when Paul and Jamie finally arrive at the hospital after a series of delays, a keyed-up Paul has trouble producing a new sample.

Charlene, suffering from postpartum depression, is convinced that Bill (Douglas Barr) is having an affair.

Suzanne is thrilled to rekindle an old friendship until she learns the woman (Karen Kopins) is a lesbian.

Mary hires an ex-convict to work for Lester's company.

Mary, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each recall moving into the apartment building.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

An art teacher loves Shirley's work; the family doesn't.

Ruben manages a new twin singing act, but the boys break up when they meet Laurie; Shirley takes an art class and the instructor has a crush on her.

Hazel fills in for injured fashion model Dorothy.

Hazel makes a bet with Rosie that George can lose ten pounds.

Jeannie gives Roger a birthday wish; Roger wishes to switch places with Tony.

Hillbillies think Tony and Roger are Martians while the two are testing an experimental aircraft shaped like a saucer.

Tabitha's yearning for a toy elephant and Aunt Clara's magic make for a hectic day.

Samantha helps young Johnny Mills enter his kart in the soapbox derby.

Maude persists in spearheading a movement to draft Henry Fonda for president despite his continued protests.

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Tootie learns that her college-bound boyfriend is illiterate.

A customer mysteriously vanishes on Halloween.

Bothered by constant distractions at home, Henry decides to find a studio in which to work.

Henry discovers the true value of friendship and family in the days following his father's death.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

Ann's parents suffer marital difficulties.

Schneider's job is endangered when he uses his passkey once too often.

Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Actor Mickey Rooney; actor Paul Rodriguez; actress Merie Earle.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Alex breaks off her relationship with Brian after he and a friend go too far with their late-night drinking.

Helen prepares for the worst when Davis (Mark Harelik) makes an unplanned midweek visit; dumped Brian asks Ray Charles to serenade Alex.

Paul is torn when Jamie is in the hospital for a minor procedure to determine if she can get pregnant at the same time he's required to be at a business meeting; Paul's job is on the line when Ira pretends to be his agent.

Paul faces the challenge of limiting his creativity for a documentary about a weed; Jamie plans a weekend getaway to Pennsylvania; Jamie's boss is caught taking money from a mobster.

Anthony is persuaded to impersonate Suzanne's maid to keep her from being deported.

When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).

Sandra becomes assistant manager at a posh health club in New York City; pilot for a possible spinoff series.

Rose sells the apartment building to a developer.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.

The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

Know-it-all Danny drops out of school.

Laurie vies for homecoming queen against a guy.

After Dorothy is accused of doing a bad job of interior decorating, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Termites undermine Hazel's attempts at getting a raise.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.

Darrin is surprised when Samantha tells him that she has been on the moon.

Darrin is fired when Tabitha wins all the prizes on a TV show.

Mrs. Naugutuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.

Maude discovers that her nephew's "free and easy" lifestyle is just a cover-up for his lack of responsibility.

After his wife walks out on him, Mel's old Army buddy turns up at the diner.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Natalie feels superior when she is allowed to take a course at Langley College.

Jo and Blair bring Mrs. Garrett to an exotic dance club for her birthday.

Henry thinks his 2-year-old son may be gifted.

Monroe asks for a raise and is fired.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.