Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter.

Julie's aunt (Carol Channing) and her friend (Betty White) compete for a man; two wine-tasters (Leslie Uggams, Robert Guillaume) discover each other; a couple divorces for tax purposes.

Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest.

Tony brings his fare, a child who wants to be an actor, to meet Bobby for some pointers; Bobby is jealous of the Iowa newcomer's acting success.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.

A man dresses as a woman to chase a girl he loves; a long-wed couple rediscover each other; a detective falls for the woman he tails.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

Max meets a woman who demands $50,000 for her testimony against a KAOS agent.

Ernest Trimble insists that he's not as perfect as his bride says he is, and urges her to find one fault.

Ralph and Alice plan surprise anniversary parties for each other; Ralph's lunch box gets switched at work.

Battling spouses have separate social lives.

Bilko is off to Hollywood to serve as technical adviser for a film.

Lisa says that she forgives her husband Howard for "straying," but he never did.

Carol's guests are Burt Reynolds and Nanette Fabray; they join the gang for a series of Carol's patented commercial parodies, and the late night adventure movie "The Lavender Pimpernel."Guests: Burt Reynolds, Nanette Fabray..

Aggie and Gary Holmes can't agree on whether or not they want to move from their apartment.

Mike gets in trouble with Sam when he orders a copy machine against his father's wishes.

Dobie is torn between Thalia and another girl.

The people of Mayberry shun Howard when he "turns traitor" while on a TV panel show.

Connie joins the faculty band to be close to the conductor Mr. Boynton.

Mayberry's town council decides to let three school students take on key civic offices as a practical lesson.

Kate is missing as a big convention is meeting to decide where to hold their convention, she is stuck in a cave.

Sam has doubts about recommending Millie as a director for the church play.

Ann's picture appears as a centerfold pinup.

Michelle wants Danny to stop treating her like a baby, so she tries to act grown-up.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

Jody must clip French's whiskers to get into a club.

Danny's nervous about meeting Kathy's father. Guest: William Demarest.

Donna tosses a birthday party for young David.

Robbie (Don Grady), intending to break off his romance with Katie, ends up proposing and setting a wedding date.

Prospective groom Robbie undergoes a complete inspection by his fiancee's family and sorority sisters.

Lucy works at a Chinese laundry after damaging their delivery truck.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Mary organizes a poker party to compensate for Lou's spoiled trip to Las Vegas.

Richie places freedom of the press above friendship when he plans to expose Fonzie's phobia.

Laverne and Shirley pack their bags for a tropical paradise vacation.

A daughter meets her long-lost father (Dan Rowan); a teenager (Kim Richards) pursues Gopher; a shrewd woman falls for a married man.

An actor woos a producer (Susan Lucci); a psychologist's group creates havoc; Doc and his nephew (Willie Aames) argue over a woman.

Granny suffers from homesickness -- until two old friends, Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, arrive.

Spring tonic time brings the Countess von Holstein back for another visit with the Clampetts.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

As George prepares to open his third dry-cleaning store, the Jeffersons move to an expensive East Side apartment.

Mike and Gloria teach Edith how husbands and wives can "fight fairly" with each other.

Victoria and Melanie try to adjust to Joy moving out; Bob tries to impress Joy's mother; Elka struggles to break up with Victoria's father.

The cast and crew discuss their favorite episodes, bloopers and behind-the-scenes moments from the past six seasons of the series.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter.

Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest.

Tony brings his fare, a child who wants to be an actor, to meet Bobby for some pointers; Bobby is jealous of the Iowa newcomer's acting success.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

Max meets a woman who demands $50,000 for her testimony against a KAOS agent.

Ralph and Alice plan surprise anniversary parties for each other; Ralph's lunch box gets switched at work.

Bilko is off to Hollywood to serve as technical adviser for a film.

Carol's guests are Burt Reynolds and Nanette Fabray; they join the gang for a series of Carol's patented commercial parodies, and the late night adventure movie "The Lavender Pimpernel."Guests: Burt Reynolds, Nanette Fabray..

Dobie is torn between Thalia and another girl.

Connie joins the faculty band to be close to the conductor Mr. Boynton.

Kate is missing as a big convention is meeting to decide where to hold their convention, she is stuck in a cave.

Ann's picture appears as a centerfold pinup.

Jesse, Danny and Joey each think they have found Michelle's stolen bike.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

Jan makes promises she can't keep in order to win a popularity contest.

Cissy falls in love with a sophisticated Viennese.

Danny teaches Rusty that honesty is the best policy, but has a few doubts in the process.

Donna helps a man earn money for his son's medical treatment.

Robbie and Katie call off their wedding on the eve of the ceremony.

Robbie and Katie are married amid traditional confusion and tears.

Lucy's kids convince Lawrence Welk to dine with Lucy and Vivian.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Rhoda still feels fat after losing 20 pounds, and Mary tries to help her realize how attractive she has become.

A sheriff takes a dislike to Fonzie and conducts a heavy-handed campaign to run him out of town.

Laverne and Shirley are chosen to star in an Army training film.

In the Aegean Sea, a jewel thief is pursued; Doc proposes; a model finds an old love; and Julie sees a man she sponsored.

In the Aegean Sea: a jewel thief is pursued; Doc proposes; a model finds an old love; and Julie sees a man she sponsored.

Sheldon Epps, the beatnik, pays a return visit to the Clampetts to borrow bread from Jed.

Granny turns beatnik when she visits the Parthenon West coffee house to rescue Elly and Jethro from a band of beatniks.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

The Bunkers learn that the "made in heaven" romance of Edith's favorite cousin isn't so divine after all.

Archie steals a box of nails from work in order to work on the house and finds himself the center of a debate on morality.

Joy and Bob reconsider their plans to marry in Paris after learning a baby is available for adoption in Las Vegas.

Joy and Bob continue their adventure to pick up a baby in Las Vegas; Victoria and Johnny Revere reflect on their past; Elka helps Bob's dad find the perfect woman; Melanie works on her wedding toast.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Sam loses a valuable dog, and the substitute he gets attacks upon hearing a code word.

Cliff's job is in jeopardy after a romantic interlude with an attractive postal trainee (Annie Golden).

Alex is revisited by a once-overweight blind date Angela; she is now slimmer and her romantic interest in him has intensified since she saw him last.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape.

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

Max opens his own spy agency to help make ends meet when there's a cutback at CONTROL.

Ralph places racetrack bets for his neighbors; Ralph hopes a failed medical exam will bring him insurance benefits.

Bilko learns that Congress is planning to examine wasteful military projects.

A James Bond parody, Doctor Nose, features two cops in drag tring to catch muggers; guest Eydie Gormé sings "A House Is Not a Home"; the cast performs "Angel Child."Guests: Tim Conway, Eydie Gormé..

Maynard and Dobie's chicken experiment goes awry.

Connie and Mr. Boynton jeopardize Mr. Conklin's promotion when they mistakenly assume that he is expecting a baby.

With Kate injured, Uncle Joe and the daughters must corner the convention.

While hosting a party for her neighbors for a game show, Ann discovers some interesting facts about them before her purse is stolen.

D.J.'s nerves are put to the test when her entire family invades her college entrance exam.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.

A boxer advises Bill to send Jody to a boys camp.

When Terry lands a job in a dress shop, Danny tries to help her.

Jeff thinks his parents love him less than Mary.

Katie and Robbie come home from their honeymoon to face the problems of newlyweds in a previously all-male household.

Robbie (Don Grady) discovers that Katie (Tina Cole) is working as a cigarette girl.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

When Mr. Mooney's boss threatens to fire him because his bank branch hasn't had many new accounts, Lucy tries to convincemillionaire country singer Homer Higgins to deposit his money with the bank.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Mary's parents move to Minneapolis to be close to their only daughter.

Fonzie falls for a woman whose life is devoted to the city's country-club set.

Shirley is influenced by a beatnik she meets at a coffeehouse.

Gopher becomes trapped in a suit of armor; a woman tries to end her daughter's romance; two women vie for a clergyman's affections.

A psychic (Greer Garson) wants to alter her future; a single parent (Kim Darby) juggles relationships; Isaac suffers a hearing loss.

Jed is offered a bank vice presidency -- an inducement to get him to move his millions to that bank.

When a computer replaces one of Drysdale's bookkeepers, the displaced worker finds real friends in the Clampetts.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Archie becomes depressed after taking a magazine's life expectancy test that indicates he will die when he reaches 57.

Edith runs into her childhood sweetheart while in her hometown for a wedding.

Three best friends from Los Angeles flying to Paris make an emergency stop in Cleveland and realize the norms from home no longer apply.

Joy dates a much younger man; Melanie encourages Elka to date again; Victoria gets hooked on Big N Easy.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Frasier and Lilith want to test their parenting potential on Carla's genius son (Jarrett Lennon).

Bobby and Tony compete for the affections of the same woman.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Max and 99 are captured when they go to search for a new KAOS super weapon.

The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner.

Bilko baby-sits in a trailer for a GI on furlough.

Carol Burnett leads her comedy troupe and various celebrity guests in a series of comedic sketches and musical performances.

Dobie and Maynard foil phony dry-cleaners.

Miss Brooks gets a traffic ticket during Conklin's safe driving campaign.

Kate is surprised at her old school teacher's new personality.

Don and Ann go to a pre-marital counselor.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

Bill thinks Jody has a crush on a pretty teacher.

Terry's social climbing upsets the family.

Mary hears the story of Donna's first date with Alex.

The Douglas family has a problem persuading Ernie to accept a new friend when he learns she's a girl.

Katie recognizes Steve's new girlfriend as a designing woman long before the men in the family discover it.

Craig gets invited to sing on Ann-Margret's television show.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Mary becomes involved with a comedy writer who really wants to be a comic.

Richie, Ralph, Potsie and Fonzie become locked in a private room at the hardware store.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Agents (Debbie Reynolds, Marilyn Michaels) imitate stars; a lawyer falls for a former client; an actress studies for a role as a nurse.

The arrival in Beverly Hills of a prize matrimonial prospect for her granddaughter, Elly, puts Granny in a dither.

The Clampetts force their well-intentioned but crude hospitality upon oil man John Brewster and his cultured bride.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Mike and Archie make a bet to see who can do without his favorite indulgence for 48 hours.

After he finally finishes school, Mike lands a permanent job.

Elka finds love at first sight; Melanie turns out to be a dead ringer for her date's lost love; Victoria fixes Joy up with a "killer" date.

The ladies go to an event at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Victoria reunites with an old flame; Melanie gets close with her music idol, Hailey Nash.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Norm's house-painting business is the target of Rebecca's marketing skills.

Frasier and Lilith reject city living and seek a new lifestyle in the wilderness.

Winning an evening with Elaine spurs the competition between Louie and Alex; they see who can bring in the most receipts and compete in a taxi-driving marathon.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes.".

Max tries to explain to a woman that the olive she ate is really a miniaturized receiver.

Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Racoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud.

Bilko learns his ancestor served with Washington.

The conclusion of the fifth season family show finale brings to a close the spoof, the Doily Sisters.

Dobie must ignore an admirer to help Herbert.

Conklin blames Miss Brooks for swiping his phone book, but Connie thinks Conklin took hers.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Betty Jo has made a new little friend, a dog which keeps following her everywhere she goes. Although she wants to keep him, Kate insists he must go.

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Ann meets Don's parents in St. Louis.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard to look for UFOs. Former astronaut James McDivitt guest stars.

The twins bring home a large dog that dislikes Bill.

Rusty has too much help with a soap-box racer.

Donna plays matchmaker for Alex's friend.

Youngest son Ernie (Barry Livingston), who doesn't even like girls, winds up with two dates for the same dance.

Katie (Tina Cole), alone in the Douglas home, is frightened by what she thinks is the sound of a loud heartbeat.

Lucy tries to boost the confidence of a timid man (Wally Cox).

Lucy and Viv take the place of a den father on a Cub Scout camping trip.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Ted's decision to earn extra money as an actor in television commercials has Lou in an uproar.

Fonzie tackles the problem of how to instill confidence in his visiting cousin.

Laverne's firefighter boyfriend is ready to propose, but tragedy strikes.

Another ship's captain (McLean Stevenson) eyes Capt. Stubing's job; two men vie for the same woman; a working girl pretends to be rich.

Doc meets a successful med-school classmate; a shy genius seeks romance; two companions tell their children the truth.

Granny, finally making good her threat to go home to the hills, takes to the open road.

The Clampetts produce a ghastly collection of art for a new Beverly Hills gallery.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Gloria has an announcement, she is pregnant, but fears Michael's reaction since he has strong feelings over the world's overpopulation.

Mike declares his and Gloria's moving day as "Independence Day" after five years of suffering.

Melanie makes a wrong impression on one of her neighbors while throwing a party; Victoria gets hired to do a Japanese commercial; Elka makes a change to impress her senior prom date.

Melanie's mother and Victoria's father visit on the same weekend, which makes the daughters see their parents in a new light; Erika brings Joy and her mother together.

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Rebecca promises Sam anything if he finds borrowed diamond earrings she lost.

Sam pretends that he is impotent so he can consult with a beautiful psychiatrist (Madolyn Smith Osborne).

Latka blows his life's savings on a luxurious penthouse when his apartment is demolished.

Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying and invites him to the wedding.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Hymie resists the possibility of engaging in a fight with a KAOS robot.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a "Glow Worm Girl" for a commercial.

Bilko requests a transfer after his commanding officer's restrictions bother him.

Carol's good luck charm Jim Nabors guest stars; this episode is highlighted by Harvey's belated Emmy Award acceptance speech, and a Nostalgia Theatre presentation of the WWII-set Hollywood Canteen.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Rain sabotages Dobie's sandwich-delivery service.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.