Jessica Fostekew and Joe Lycett enjoy a Canarian caper in Lanzarote, as they trike through the lunar landscape, sample volcanic vino and cactus croquettes, and tour the lava tunnels.

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Toilet troubles, tossing and turning, and tears galore. It's a rip-roaring payment day on Four in a Bed. Who's won the week.

Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo meet retired haulier Jim in Worcestershire. Max wants to transform old air tanks into a sports car, while Simon turns some barrels into a bar bench. (S4 Ep14).

In Crosby, Ned and Josh take on a tired terrace with wonky walls in need of a complete refurb. Can they flip it in six months and make a profit? (S5 Ep9).

Sal and Mike's dream is to find the perfect property to retire to in the countryside of inland Málaga in southern Spain. Danni Menzies lines up five great options for their £130,000 budget.

Rebecca wants to live the high life on the western Costa del Sol. Sara Damergi shows her some amazing apartments for her £140k. Will any of them be her dream home.

Happened Next?: How's Simon and Lawrence's renovation project in Charente going? And has Karen and Jerry's bolthole in Corfu proved the paradise they hoped it would be? (S1 Ep1).

Devon. Salon owner Hannah hopes to tickle her guests' taste buds with a menu of flavoursome sensations, on a night filled with laughter and revelations. (Ep1/5).

Devon. Funeral director and BMX fanatic Simon plans to get his guests' hearts racing with some so-called 'man' food and a display by one of the UK's leading BMX riders. (Ep2/5).

Devon. Pascale prepares a Vietnamese menu full of flavour and colour, but Hannah discovers an unwanted guest in her main course. (Ep3/5).

Devon. Fourth host Nick prepares a menu that represents his personality - big, bold and brash. But will his venison impress? (Ep4/5).

Devon. Estate agent Ajay pulls out all the stops on her nautical-themed evening, with a seafood spread and a boat trip around Torquay harbour. But will she sail to victory? (Ep5/5).

Happened Next?: Laura Hamilton visits Dawn and Steve at their dream town house in Mijas Pueblo. Ben Hillman catches up with Graham and Yvonne at their apartment in Alvor. (S1 Ep10).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Charles family decide whether to hang on to their three-bed semi in Birmingham or seek out a new home in the city. (S2 Ep5/8).

Sibling property developers Scarlette and Stuart Douglas help more families turn run-down houses into dream homes. In Chester, they take on their biggest challenge to date. (S3 Ep1).

Amazing Spaces' youngest-ever builders turn a battered bus into an ice cream van. George also visits a Portuguese beach home and celebrates three eccentric builds. (S13 Ep2).

Sarah and Pip are smitten with a 150-year-old Bedfordshire barn that's keeling over. Can they retain its charm and spirit, while also transforming it into a sleek, modern home.

Guy tackles the top floor of his glass castle and gives his own home some luxury TLC by adding an enormous new kitchen, a luxury four-car garage and a bowling alley. (S2 Ep2).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep8).

On the 'Box: Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect. (S24 Ep4).

Action comedy with Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska. When an engineer blows the whistle on a deadly device, the Angels put their lives on the line to save the planet.

for Stand Up To Cancer: Kate Garraway, Phil Wang, Gbemisola Ikumelo and Sophie Willan take on mini loaf cakes and reveal their hidden talents in showstopping choux. (S8 Ep3).

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In Almería, Graeme and Marianne start renovating their holiday apartments. In Granada, Martin and Steve deal with the aftermath of a storm at their B&B. (S9 Ep26).

A Eurovision winner drops in for afternoon tea at Martin and Steve's B&B in Granada. Victoria and Stephen welcome trial guests to their vegan retreat in Portugal. (S9 Ep27).

It's peak season and in Portugal, a trial guest gives his verdict on Victoria and Stephen's vegan retreat. And in France, Tara and Paul open a gîte business for animal lovers. (S9 Ep28).

In Almería, Graeme and Marianne prepare for a photoshoot. Yuri and Andy's plans for a B&B in Spain are buried in rubble. And in Portugal, Stephen takes his vegan dishes to market. (S9 Ep29).

In Almería, Graeme and Marianne push back the opening date of their holiday apartments. And there are wedding bells at Tara and Paul's gîte business in France. (S9 Ep30).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Barbara and Stephen in Surrey. After 20 happy years in their riverside cottage, they can't decide where to spend their retirement. (S2 Ep3).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Charles family decide whether to hang on to their three-bed semi in Birmingham or seek out a new home in the city. (S2 Ep5/8).

Best pals and horse riders Helen and Nikki want a home together where they can enjoy Andalucían culture. Are any of Leah Charles-King's options for £150k hot to trot.

Rebecca wants to live the high life on the western Costa del Sol. Sara Damergi shows her some amazing apartments for her £140k. Will any of them be her dream home.

Happened Next?: Jasmine Harman revisits dad and daughter Steven and Stephanie in Charente. Laura Hamilton's with Neelesh and Angie, who bought an apartment in Estepona in 2019. (S1 Ep5).

Happened Next?: Jean Johansson catches up with Bev and Paul in Spain, who she helped in 2018, while Danni Menzies travels back to Brittany to see how Jill and Paul are doing. (S1 Ep7).

Sarah and Pip are smitten with a 150-year-old Bedfordshire barn that's keeling over. Can they retain its charm and spirit, while also transforming it into a sleek, modern home.

It's Jon Richardson and Asim Chaudhry v Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Lucy Pearman + Susie Dent = Dictionary Corner. Jimmy hosts. Rachel's on letters and numbers. (S25 Ep4).

From James Corden and Sean Lock to Rose Matafeo and Jonathan Ross, this special episode looks back on 20 years of Big Fat Quizzing with Jimmy Carr and some dazzling dream-team duos. (Ep1/4).

Mum's Head: Greg Davies' acclaimed live comedy. Stung by his mum's suggestion that he's not normal, Greg puts everyone under the microscope in a quest to discover if anyone actually is.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep8).

On the 'Box: Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect. (S24 Ep4).

Experiment: Nicolle and Ben spice things up, but is Nicolle as happy with the night's climax as she appears? Thrill-seekers Katey and Dan pursue a live sex show experience. (S2 Ep7).

After a car mounts the pavement, pedestrians with serious injuries are brought into A&E. Jodie's cut her leg on glass on a night out. And is 61-year-old Crispin having a stroke? (S34 Ep7).

Elon Musk's Rainforest Revolution: The internet has arrived in the Amazon's Javari Valley, via Elon Musk's Starlink, revolutionising isolated tribes' lives, from conservation to crime.

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The competition begins at Louise and Kerry's community-owned B&B, The Gun at Ridsdale, in Northumberland, where a feathery hat gets some special attention at a birds of prey centre.

Mike and Pam hope that their guests will embrace the off-grid experience at their Marthrown of Mabie glampsite in Dumfries. But will a trek to the toilet poo-poo their chances.

The week's third visit takes the B&Bers to Jo and Craig's Dale View B&B in Cumbria, where they all marvel at the local scenery aboard a steam train and bond over bevvies in the boozer.

A giant sloth serves gin to the B&Bers as Gig and Lyndsey host the week's final visit at their West Yorkshire B&B, The Cross Inn. But is it all just for show, or do they always go all-out.

With sore feelings festering from foul feedback throughout the week, it's certain to be a dramatic payment day. After a healthy dollop of debate, who'll win the week.

Stu and Ali hope to impress their guests in Lancashire with a trip to a farm to see some baby lambs. But there's an unwelcome discovery at breakfast.

In the Lake District, Julie and Sarah plan to give the B&Bers a touch of luxury. The view from breakfast is beautiful - until a sausage causes a problem.

Sue and Judith host in Cumbria, where the early signs indicate it could be a flawless visit. So why are the hosts scratching their heads at feedback.

The week's final visit is to East Lothian. Gavin and Rosie hope to persuade their guests of the merits of glamping. But not everyone is convinced.

The B&Bers try to get their heads around all manner of things on payment day, from facilities faults to shoddy sleep scores. Who will reign supreme.

List It: Kirstie and Phil are in Royal Wootton Bassett with Matt and Lucia, whose home is creaking at the seams. Can Phil's alternatives rival Kirstie's new layout plans? (S2 Ep1/8).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet two Newcastle doctors in urgent need of a property rethink. Will they find a way to make their house work or up sticks and move? (S2 Ep2/8).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Barbara and Stephen in Surrey. After 20 happy years in their riverside cottage, they can't decide where to spend their retirement. (S2 Ep3).

Happened Next?: How's Simon and Lawrence's renovation project in Charente going? And has Karen and Jerry's bolthole in Corfu proved the paradise they hoped it would be? (S1 Ep1).

Happened Next?: Laura Hamilton visits Dawn and Steve at their dream town house in Mijas Pueblo. Ben Hillman catches up with Graham and Yvonne at their apartment in Alvor. (S1 Ep10).

Happened Next?: Ben Hillman catches up with John and Daniel who bought a town house in Cádiz. Jean Johansson visits Kate in Paphos to see how she's getting on in her apartment. (S1 Ep2).

Expert trainers take on Britain's naughtiest dogs, and their humans. Eight-stone Cane Corso mastiff puppy Ghost has got the neighbours - and his owners - living in fear. (S2 Ep1).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep8).

Violent action-thriller with Jason Statham. Terrorists hire a courier to drive a kidnapped woman across Europe, on a journey that gets ever more dangerous.

Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita return as the pupil with problems and the karate teacher who doesn't like fighting. This time, Daniel is tricked into defending his All Valley title.

This time on the 'Box: Adolescence, 99 to Beat, Coronation Street, David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, Big Night of Musicals by The National Lottery and Building Britain's Superhomes. (S25 Ep7).

Alice Roberts: Alice explores the spectacular Greek archaeology of the Cyclades Islands, including Delos, where the Temple of Apollo stood, and catches the boat to Türkiye. (Ep4).

Desiree Burch joins Joe Lycett for some snow-filled shenanigans in Lapland, where they have a crack at ice fishing and get carried away on a sleigh-ride. (S12 Ep2/5).

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Husbands Roy and Brian kick off the week at The Plough Inn in Kent. They're hoping a breakfast that's 'somewhere between Little Chef and The Ritz' will be a winner.

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More families buy and renovate chateaux in France. Having sold up at Château de Saugé, Donna and Paul start a new adventure and get to work on a dilapidated water mill in Normandy. (S5 Ep1).

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Sheffield. Flamboyant performing arts teacher Helen's food doesn't go to plan, but she delivers an entertaining night featuring trumping, spies, and a dessert that goes with a bang. (Ep1/5).

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Sheffield. Design and technology teacher Claire serves up an Asian menu, on a night that features spicy food, some plasticine modelling and a sprinkling of offensive comments. (Ep2/5).

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Sheffield. Service administrator Monika hosts a traditional Bulgarian night inspired by her homeland. But Simon's sexist jokes leave a bitter taste. (Ep3/5).

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Sheffield. Musician Ivor plans an 80s extravaganza, with a live performance from his band and a jazzed-up menu including 'curiosity killed the coq au vin'. (Ep4/5).

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Sheffield. Former chef Simon is confident that his experimental gastro cuisine will impress. But can he contend with the tension among his guests? (Ep5/5).

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Jill and Ronnie are finally taking the plunge and moving to France. Jasmine Harman lines up five superb options in Languedoc-Roussillon for their £250k budget, but are any perfect for them.

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Happened Next?: Laura Hamilton visits Dawn and Steve at their dream town house in Mijas Pueblo. Ben Hillman catches up with Graham and Yvonne at their apartment in Alvor. (S1 Ep10).

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In Almería, Graeme and Marianne push back the opening date of their holiday apartments. And there are wedding bells at Tara and Paul's gîte business in France. (S9 Ep30).

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In the glorious foothills of the Pyrenees, Trish overhauls a guest bedroom. At Château Domaine De Le Barde, chef Tim crafts a unique handmade barbeque. (S5 Ep5).

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Happened Next?: Ben Hillman catches up with John and Daniel who bought a town house in Cádiz. Jean Johansson visits Kate in Paphos to see how she's getting on in her apartment. (S1 Ep2).

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List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet James and Graham, who can't agree on what to do with their dinky 17th-century cottage in the Surrey village of Cranleigh. (S2 Ep6/8).

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Stephen and his daughter Stephanie are moving to the stunning French region of Poitou-Charentes, where they plan to run a glampsite. Can Jasmine Harman find their dream place for £250k.

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for Stand Up To Cancer: Pop star Self Esteem (aka Rebecca Taylor), Tommy Tiernan, Meera Syal and Adam Buxton take on crumpets and recreate their own celeb heroes in pastry. (S8 Ep4).

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This time on the 'Box: Adolescence, 99 to Beat, Coronation Street, David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, Big Night of Musicals by The National Lottery and Building Britain's Superhomes. (S25 Ep7).

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After a car mounts the pavement, pedestrians with serious injuries are brought into A&E. Jodie's cut her leg on glass on a night out. And is 61-year-old Crispin having a stroke? (S34 Ep7).

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From James Corden and Sean Lock to Rose Matafeo and Jonathan Ross, this special episode looks back on 20 years of Big Fat Quizzing with Jimmy Carr and some dazzling dream-team duos. (Ep1/4).

It's Jon Richardson and Asim Chaudhry v Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Lucy Pearman + Susie Dent = Dictionary Corner. Jimmy hosts. Rachel's on letters and numbers. (S25 Ep4).

On the 'Box this time, Is It Cake, Too?, Hijack, Steph's Packed Lunch and Dr. Pimple Popper. As seen by Mo Gilligan, Jon Richardson, Gyles Brandreth, Melanie C and NDubz. (S5 Ep4).

Paddy McGuinness hosts as 12 people face temptation in the Malaysian jungle, for a share of £300k. A sealed bid to win a luxury night away from camp leads to outrageous spending. (S2 Ep5/8).

Paddy McGuinness hosts as temptation awaits in the Malaysian jungle. Will any of the group secretly steal from the prize pot? And there's an agonising head-versus-heart decision. (S2 Ep6/8).

Tim Betts, the CEO of Muscle Maker Grill, goes undercover in the company he recently bought, hoping to find that each restaurant branch is following the same high standards. (S7 Ep4/12).

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Best friends Simone and Anke host at their coaching inn in Oxfordshire, where the furnishings are fit for a king. Alas, the cleanliness standards are less sparkling.

At Château de Bourneau, Erin and JB desperately rush to complete their turret art room renovations. In the Dordogne, Nick and Nicole begin major work on their chateau. (S5 Ep2).

County Durham. Hairdresser Julie plans a no-frills menu that she can prepare in advance. There's a tangle at the table when David compares dreadlocked Stephen to a tramp. (Ep1/5).

County Durham. Beauty school teacher Ashleigh serves up sophisticated grub with a side order of hearts and love. (Ep2/5).

County Durham. Part-time farmer Stephen invites his guests to an evening on his farm, complete with a drinks reception in the stables and rustic home-cooked cuisine. (Ep3/5).

County Durham. Prison transport officer Tina's sophisticated French menu includes salmon crêpes and posh peas, with expectations high after her criticisms earlier in the week. (Ep4/5).

County Durham. IT manager David hosts a French evening, but can he keep Ashleigh and Tina away from each other's throats? (Ep5/5).

Lisa and Rob want to enjoy a slower pace of life in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

Happened Next?: Ben Hillman catches up with John and Daniel who bought a town house in Cádiz. Jean Johansson visits Kate in Paphos to see how she's getting on in her apartment. (S1 Ep2).

In Portugal, Lloyd takes on a colossal challenge. Cal and Marina land themselves in a situation at their surf retreat in Spain. Will Josie and Steve realise their Spanish dream? (S9 Ep31).

Tim and Krys rush to finish a new deluxe BBQ on time. Janet and Philip start work on their ambitious tower suite project. (S5 Ep6).

Happened Next?: Lee Juggurnauth visits Eleanor and Chris at their Tenerife flat. Danni Menzies sees if Peter and Karen are living the off-grid life they craved in Tarragona. (S1 Ep9).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet the Alcorn family in the Scottish Borders. Dave loves their charming grey-stone Victorian villa, but Amy finds it impractical. (S2 Ep7/8).

Expert trainers take on Britain's naughtiest dogs, and their humans. Eight-stone Cane Corso mastiff puppy Ghost has got the neighbours - and his owners - living in fear. (S2 Ep1).

Amazing Spaces' youngest-ever builders turn a battered bus into an ice cream van. George also visits a Portuguese beach home and celebrates three eccentric builds. (S13 Ep2).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Pop star Self Esteem (aka Rebecca Taylor), Tommy Tiernan, Meera Syal and Adam Buxton take on crumpets and recreate their own celeb heroes in pastry. (S8 Ep4).

Guy tackles the top floor of his glass castle and gives his own home some luxury TLC by adding an enormous new kitchen, a luxury four-car garage and a bowling alley. (S2 Ep2).

Paddy McGuinness hosts as temptation awaits in the Malaysian jungle. With the end in sight, the trekkers face the most lavish offering yet. a night on a megabucks superyacht! (S2 Ep7/8).

Paddy McGuinness hosts as the epic competition concludes. The finish line is agonisingly close, but the biggest bombshell yet is about to be dropped on our unsuspecting trekkers. (S2 Ep8/8).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep8).

Leah prepares to meet her American lover Chad after two months of talking online. Jay and Veena and Jgoy and Sarah await visa decisions. Mazi finally shows up for Dumebi. (Ep4/6).

Big Deal: Natalie Cassidy gives us the low-down on some of the latest must-have products. Are LED face masks worth the hype? And why are we going wild for lion's mane mushrooms? (Ep1/4).

Jessica Fostekew and Joe Lycett enjoy a Canarian caper in Lanzarote, as they trike through the lunar landscape, sample volcanic vino and cactus croquettes, and tour the lava tunnels.

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Teleshopping.

Richard and Colleen host the week's third visit in Essex. After tensions are released during a visit to a rage room, Richard gets teary during feedback.

Terry and Ashley desperately try to complete their guest suite. New chateau owners Tim and Sharon have an unpleasant encounter in their tower bathroom. (S5 Ep3).

Gloucestershire. IT manager Bea serves up an international night inspired by her travels. But there's confusion over her Cretan feta and her geographical guessing game goes nowhere. (Ep1/5).

Gloucestershire. Wine connoisseur Adam plans to impress his guests with fine food and posh plonk. But will a custard catastrophe jeopardise his score? (Ep2/5).

Gloucestershire. On the third night, cycling enthusiast Steve plans an evening of globetrotting cuisine. But a hot sauce challenge leaves Adam red-faced. (Ep3/5).

Gloucestershire. Mum-of-four Lisa plans a night of 'pure entertainment', featuring back-to-basics grub and an interpretive dance challenge. (Ep4/5).

Gloucestershire. Hairdresser Lorna hosts the final night of the week, featuring a cremated main and some shocking revelations, before the winner is announced. (Ep5/5).

Vicky and Carl have brought their retirement plans forward and are now ready to move to Spain. Jean Johansson shows them what their £70k can buy on the southern Costa Blanca.

Happened Next?: Lee Juggurnauth visits Eleanor and Chris at their Tenerife flat. Danni Menzies sees if Peter and Karen are living the off-grid life they craved in Tarragona. (S1 Ep9).

Cal and Marina battle the elements at their Spanish surf camp. Josie and Steve are flying high, but will spiralling costs bring them crashing down? (S9 Ep32).

Ben and Billie take on the tall order of transforming their hallway and stairs. Chris and Jolyon navigate uncharted waters to complete their nautical-themed dining room. (S5 Ep7).

Happened Next?: Danni Menzies visits Janet and Andrew, who found their dream home in La Duquesa in 2021. Sara Damergi sees if Dawn is living the Dolce Vita in Le Marche. (S1 Ep3).

List It: In central London, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit a flat that's practically on the banks of the Thames. Tina loves it but Gareth wants a big home in suburbia. (S2 Ep8/8).

Brothers Peter and David are buying a holiday home together in the Spanish town of Torrevieja. Can Jean Johansson find the perfect place that ticks all their boxes for £100k.

for Stand Up To Cancer: Pop star Self Esteem (aka Rebecca Taylor), Tommy Tiernan, Meera Syal and Adam Buxton take on crumpets and recreate their own celeb heroes in pastry. (S8 Ep4).

On the 'Box this time, Is It Cake, Too?, Hijack, Steph's Packed Lunch and Dr. Pimple Popper. As seen by Mo Gilligan, Jon Richardson, Gyles Brandreth, Melanie C and NDubz. (S5 Ep4).

It's Jon Richardson and Asim Chaudhry v Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Lucy Pearman + Susie Dent = Dictionary Corner. Jimmy hosts. Rachel's on letters and numbers. (S25 Ep4).

From James Corden and Sean Lock to Rose Matafeo and Jonathan Ross, this special episode looks back on 20 years of Big Fat Quizzing with Jimmy Carr and some dazzling dream-team duos. (Ep1/4).

This time it's Adolescence, Tribe with Bruce Parry, and Bad Dog Academy. Also Tempting Fortune, The Yorkshire Vet, Million Dollar Secret and ITV News (Greenland/Wrestling). (S25 Ep8).

Some of Britain's favourite personalities hit the sofa and tune in for The 1% Club, Spy in the Ocean, Fake Profile, The Yorkshire Vet and lots more great TV. (S5 Ep1).

Harry has fallen off his scooter and badly cut his head. A 56-year-old has crashed his motorbike at speed and now his leg's at risk. And Mike hurt himself putting out the rubbish. (S34 Ep8).

Paramedics treat a young man who's collapsed outside a nightclub and isn't breathing, a young woman who's having a sickle cell crisis and a woman with crippling chest pains. (S10 Ep8).

France's Far Right Feminists: A new breed of Femo-nationalists are waging a war for the soul of French feminism, opposing immigration and taking the far-right to within a whisker of power.

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Lori and Mike host the week's final visit at their yoga retreat in Kent, where relaxation is the name of the game. But two of the B&Bers don't feel so rested.

At Château du Puits Es Pratx, Tim and Sasha create a bespoke wine store. And a new chateau family, the Hutsons, get to work renovating their hallway. (S5 Ep4).

Brighton. Will medical editor and rapper Adam's abundant vegetables impress his guests as he serves a simple yet wholesome vegetarian menu? (Ep1/5).

Brighton. Copywriter Will is confident that his veggie menu will trump Adam's from the night before. But there are some fishy goings-on and Will's risotto is upstaged. (Ep2/5).

Brighton. Retired advertising sales director Gill hosts with a Middle Eastern menu and a fun dress code, on a night featuring unexpected revelations and some very honest feedback. (Ep3/5).

Brighton. Teacher and surfer Jo treats her guests to a tropical-themed evening featuring some hit-and-miss food, a dessert drama and a cheeky massage thrown in for good measure. (Ep4/5).

Brighton. Social worker Ruth serves up a Jewish-Irish fusion menu on a night featuring kitchen chaos, some unexpected veggies and a knicker-nicking, limelight-stealing cat. (Ep5/5).

Danni Menzies helps motorbike lovers Gary and Lynn look for their dream holiday home in France's stunning Haute-Vienne region. Will any of Danni's options get them revved up.

Happened Next?: Danni Menzies visits Janet and Andrew, who found their dream home in La Duquesa in 2021. Sara Damergi sees if Dawn is living the Dolce Vita in Le Marche. (S1 Ep3).

Will ambition get the better of Lloyd in Portugal? The heat is on for Bev and Graeme in Bulgaria. Cal and Marina get in a twist, and it's a mad dash at Josie and Steve's B&B. (S9 Ep33).

Nick and Nicole hope to create a little bit of magic with a Narnia-inspired secret doorway. Chateau shoppers Lucy and Tim begin their fairytale quest to find the perfect chateau. (S5 Ep8).

Happened Next?: Amanda Lamb catches up with Fiona and Mike at their town house in Lorraine. Laura Hamilton visits Lynne and Chris, who bought a holiday home in Mojácar. (S1 Ep4).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Clayton-Fisher family from Walthamstow, who can't decide whether to sell their two-bed terrace or convert the loft. (S3 Ep3/7).

Sarah and Pip are smitten with a 150-year-old Bedfordshire barn that's keeling over. Can they retain its charm and spirit, while also transforming it into a sleek, modern home.

Keith and Marj turn the old school room into a snug, complete with a baroque chair and feature wall, before discovering Capel Salem's fiery past at the National Library of Wales. (S2 Ep2/4).

Daisy Edgar-Jones stars in director Olivia Newman's adaptation of Delia Owens' best-selling novel about a feral child who's accused of murder in America's Deep South. Did she do it.

This time it's Adolescence, Tribe with Bruce Parry, and Bad Dog Academy. Also Tempting Fortune, The Yorkshire Vet, Million Dollar Secret and ITV News (Greenland/wrestling). (S25 Ep8).

Some of Britain's favourite personalities hit the sofa and tune in for The 1% Club, Spy in the Ocean, Fake Profile, The Yorkshire Vet and lots more great TV. (S5 Ep1).

It's Jon Richardson and Asim Chaudhry v Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Lucy Pearman + Susie Dent = Dictionary Corner. Jimmy hosts. Rachel's on letters and numbers. (S25 Ep4).

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife. (S34 Ep9).

Paramedics treat an aggressive man who may have had a stroke, a boy who's struggling to breathe and a driver who's crashed their car while swerving to avoid a cow. (S9 Ep6/10).

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The B&Bers are sharpening their knives ready for payment day, where marks about a minging mattress are on the agenda. And one B&Ber gets tearful about their comments.

In the glorious foothills of the Pyrenees, Trish overhauls a guest bedroom. At Château Domaine De Le Barde, chef Tim crafts a unique handmade barbeque. (S5 Ep5).

Edinburgh. The first host, Christian radio DJ and gospel singer Eloho, hopes that her guests will sing her praises after her music-filled evening and traditional Nigerian fare. (Ep1/5).

Edinburgh. Cabin crew trainer Julie plans an evening of Scottish fine dining, including a hearty winter warmer, her grandmother's Cullen skink and a full Scottish pipe band. (Ep2/5).

Edinburgh. IT manager and occasional stand-up comic Ryan hosts with a menu designed by his friend who's a Michelin-starred chef. But Ryan has no idea how to cook any of it! (Ep3/5).

Edinburgh. Cabbie Jamie pulls out all the stops with a fine dining menu. But will he impress his guests with his choice of chat and a striptease during a silent disco? (Ep4/5).

Edinburgh. Business owner and socialite Maz hopes that her top-notch hosting skills, charm offensive and some fantastic fondue will win her the grand on the final night. (Ep5/5).

Laura Hamilton helps Paul and Linda look for their perfect holiday home close to the resort of Vale do Lobo, on Portugal's beautiful Algarve coast, for their budget of £325k.

Happened Next?: Amanda Lamb catches up with Fiona and Mike at their town house in Lorraine. Laura Hamilton visits Lynne and Chris, who bought a holiday home in Mojácar. (S1 Ep4).

In Almería, renovation hitches reach new heights for Josie and Steve. And the cost-of-living crisis bites twice, for Cal and Marina in Spain and Bev and Graeme in Bulgaria. (S9 Ep34).

Ben and Vanessa take plastering to new heights with their handmade ceiling frescos. And it's decision time for Lucy and Tim. which chateau will become their forever home? (S5 Ep9).

Happened Next?: Lee Juggurnauth sees how Liz and Ian are getting on at their Greek villa. Jasmine Harman revisits Lisa and Paul, who found their dream home in Torrevieja. (S1 Ep6).

List It: In Long Eaton, Derbyshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Tuck family, who can't decide whether to renovate or sell their cramped three-bedroom semi. (S3 Ep2/7).

In London, Stuart and Scarlette help Colin and Audrey, whose five-bed Balham home needs a complete overhaul to be in with any chance of appealing to a modern-day family. (S3 Ep2).

George meets a family of Hollywood set designers creating a dystopian glamping site, and follows the build of a luxury, high-tech camper hidden within an old farm muck spreader. (S13 Ep3).

Kathryn, who's lived on the same London street for 60 years, is building a mirror image of her Edwardian home, right next door, but with a 21st-century twist.

Guy and his team battle with the weather as they start to build the huge swimming pool annexe. Guy also visits the site of a new superhome project - that'll have a huge basement. (S2 Ep3/4).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep9).

Some of Britain's favourite personalities hit the sofa and tune in for The 1% Club, Spy in the Ocean, Fake Profile, The Yorkshire Vet and lots more great TV. (S5 Ep1).

Things get spicy for host Jimmy Carr and a roster of comedy rivals, including Michael McIntyre, Davina McCall and Lee Mack, in an episode celebrating rivalry on the Big Fat Quiz. (Ep2/4).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Pop star Self Esteem (aka Rebecca Taylor), Tommy Tiernan, Meera Syal and Adam Buxton take on crumpets and recreate their own celeb heroes in pastry. (S8 Ep4).

Big Deal: Is the Ninja CREAMi the crème de la crème of ice cream makers? Can eco showerheads really save us from splashing the cash? Plus: online teeth whiteners. (Ep2/4).

Lesley Perrett's on a mission to bring the Longwool sheep back from the brink of extinction. Landscape managers Steve and Jamie prepare the island of Tresco for a low-tide party.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

In Portugal, Lloyd takes on a colossal challenge. Cal and Marina land themselves in a situation at their surf retreat in Spain. Will Josie and Steve realise their Spanish dream? (S9 Ep31).

Cal and Marina battle the elements at their Spanish surf camp. Josie and Steve are flying high, but will spiralling costs bring them crashing down? (S9 Ep32).

Will ambition get the better of Lloyd in Portugal? The heat is on for Bev and Graeme in Bulgaria. Cal and Marina get in a twist, and it's a mad dash at Josie and Steve's B&B. (S9 Ep33).

In Almería, renovation hitches reach new heights for Josie and Steve. And the cost-of-living crisis bites twice, for Cal and Marina in Spain and Bev and Graeme in Bulgaria. (S9 Ep34).

Will poor conditions leave Cal and Marina landbound in Spain? Lloyd deals with a concrete crisis in Portugal. And in Bulgaria, the well has run dry for Bev and Graeme. (S9 Ep35).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet James and Graham, who can't agree on what to do with their dinky 17th-century cottage in the Surrey village of Cranleigh. (S2 Ep6/8).

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet the Alcorn family in the Scottish Borders. Dave loves their charming grey-stone Victorian villa, but Amy finds it impractical. (S2 Ep7/8).

Lisa and Rob want to enjoy a slower pace of life in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

Sue and Tony want a holiday bolthole in the French city of Carcassonne. With a property already on their radar, can any of Craig Rowe's options for their £100k win them over.

Happened Next?: Lee Juggurnauth visits Eleanor and Chris at their Tenerife flat. Danni Menzies sees if Peter and Karen are living the off-grid life they craved in Tarragona. (S1 Ep9).

Happened Next?: Danni Menzies visits Janet and Andrew, who found their dream home in La Duquesa in 2021. Sara Damergi sees if Dawn is living the Dolce Vita in Le Marche. (S1 Ep3).

Kathryn, who's lived on the same London street for 60 years, is building a mirror image of her Edwardian home, right next door, but with a 21st-century twist.

Jimmy Carr hosts the game show mash-up, as Rob Brydon and Katherine Parkinson take on Jon Richardson and Babátúndé Aléshé. With Joe Wilkinson and Adam Buxton. (S25 Ep3).

Things get spicy for host Jimmy Carr and a roster of comedy rivals, including Michael McIntyre, Davina McCall and Lee Mack, in an episode celebrating rivalry on the Big Fat Quiz. (Ep2/4).

Stephen Graham stars as a top chef spiralling inexorably towards destruction, as his life descends into chaos over one night's service at a fancy London restaurant.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep9).

Experiment: Katey and Dan plan a night of fun with Josh and Holly. Nicolle and Ben try a couple swap, but can Nicolle overcome her anxieties? (S2 Ep8).

Paramedics treat a man who's been stabbed in the chest, a young man who may have life-threatening sepsis and a diabetic woman with high blood sugar readings. (S9 Ep10/10).

Harry has fallen off his scooter and badly cut his head. A 56-year-old has crashed his motorbike at speed and now his leg's at risk. And Mike hurt himself putting out the rubbish. (S34 Ep8).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Husbands Roy and Brian kick off the week at The Plough Inn in Kent. They're hoping a breakfast that's 'somewhere between Little Chef and The Ritz' will be a winner.

Best friends Simone and Anke host at their coaching inn in Oxfordshire, where the furnishings are fit for a king. Alas, the cleanliness standards are less sparkling.

Richard and Colleen host the week's third visit in Essex. After tensions are released during a visit to a rage room, Richard gets teary during feedback.

Lori and Mike host the week's final visit at their yoga retreat in Kent, where relaxation is the name of the game. But two of the B&Bers don't feel so rested.

The B&Bers are sharpening their knives ready for payment day, where marks about a minging mattress are on the agenda. And one B&Ber gets tearful about their comments.

The competition begins at Manor House Inn in Northumberland. Guests Tony and Paula are immediately enamoured of the honeymoon suite. But one B&Ber has a headboard headache.

The B&Bers embrace the great outdoors at Orchard Glamping in Lancashire. Hosts Tom and Becky hope their pristine pods are pitch perfect. But there's one unhappy camper in their midst.

Tony and Paula host the week's third visit at Hotel Ellenby in Scarborough, where they reckon stunning sea views and local history will be a winning combination. The breakfast, not so much.

The week's final visit is to The Crown Inn in Derbyshire, where a visit to an old mill proves to be inexplicably popular. More so than Dean's supposedly legendary breakfast, anyway.

Peace. Tranquillity. Relaxation. Unfortunately, it's payment day, so there's none of that here. Instead, there are slanderous sleep scores, bad breakfasts, and a no-show from two B&Bers.

List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Clayton-Fisher family from Walthamstow, who can't decide whether to sell their two-bed terrace or convert the loft. (S3 Ep3/7).

List It: In Long Eaton, Derbyshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Tuck family, who can't decide whether to renovate or sell their cramped three-bedroom semi. (S3 Ep2/7).

List It: In central London, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit a flat that's practically on the banks of the Thames. Tina loves it but Gareth wants a big home in suburbia. (S2 Ep8/8).

Happened Next?: Amanda Lamb catches up with Fiona and Mike at their town house in Lorraine. Laura Hamilton visits Lynne and Chris, who bought a holiday home in Mojácar. (S1 Ep4).

Happened Next?: Lee Juggurnauth sees how Liz and Ian are getting on at their Greek villa. Jasmine Harman revisits Lisa and Paul, who found their dream home in Torrevieja. (S1 Ep6).

Happened Next?: Craig Rowe catches up with Alison and Gabriel, who found their perfect place in Dénia in 2021. Jasmine Harman's back in Mallorca to see how George is getting on. (S1 Ep8).

Albie the Jack Russell has a second chance of a home with 10-year-old George. And a mistreated lurcher called Sam is in need of some home comforts. Will visitors see past his size? (S4 Ep5).

Some of Britain's favourite personalities hit the sofa and tune in for The 1% Club, Spy in the Ocean, Fake Profile, The Yorkshire Vet and lots more great TV. (S5 Ep1).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep9).