Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

A guys-only fishing trip doesn't turn out as Mike planned when Carl decides to ask Victoria to join them.

When Molly starts writing multiple drafts of her book, she starts to irritate Mike and the rest of the family.

Erica fears that Geoff has moved on from their breakup; once Adam recalls his pact with Dave Kim, where neither will attend prom if they don't have dates, Adam decides to find Dave a date.

Geoff shares with the JTP that he is planning on asking Erica to marry him and gives them the engagement ring for safekeeping.

When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns to Mike for advice; Frankie takes Brick's social-skills group trick-or-treating; Axl and his friends plan a prank.

Mike and Frankie worry Axl will blow an opportunity that could result in a full college scholarship; Brick and Sue start a texting marathon after Aunt Edie accidentally gives them her cell phone.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Cameras follow U.S. border protection agencies as they man the front lines of national security.

Cameras follow U.S. border protection agencies as they man the front lines of national security.

In the American border, agents questions an African traveler with a one-way ticket; in Detroit, a passenger receives a special surprise; officers wait for a drug-smuggler to expulse a pack of cocaine.

An Asian woman arrives with an American man who is not her husband; CBP discover a large collection of vapes and vape oils in a traveler's luggage; an officer discovers undeclared items belonging to an American couple returning from Europe.

A traveler is suspected of smuggling cocaine; an officer questions a traveler with low funds and a lengthy travel plan; a family from Canada traveling with a puppy is barking up the wrong tree.

CBP has beef with a traveler when they discover undeclared meat in his fiancé's luggage.

Alex tries to convince Shahir to use an aggressive treatment on a brain tumor patient.

When a trapeze artist dies, a line of patients in need of his organs causes complications.

When Nathan is put on trial, Dwight and Charlotte must clear his name and save his life; the Teagues moderate the trial; Audrey tries to solve the trouble.

Gerry adopts Dwyer's diet and decides the whole school should suffer with him.

Gerry turns to online dating with Bobbi and Robert's big day fast approaching.

Ms. Rinsky (Doris Roberts) asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie questions her teaching skills; Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried.

The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean out the house; Brick opens an information stand where he sells advice for a dollar.

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Things don't go as planned at Mike and Molly's wedding rehearsal.

Mike and Molly come across speed bumps as they try to tie the knot.

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Drew (Drew Carey) becomes the unwilling subject of Lewis' (Ryan Stiles) divorced sister's (guest star Lisa Amsterdam) interest. With Francesca Smith.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets a job offer as an assistant to a widow (guest star Nan Martin), but he is not sure what he will be asked to do.

While the team searches for one of the CIA's most wanted, Chuck worries about the Intersect's effect on Morgan; Sarah gives Casey relationship advice; Captain Awesome makes a revelation about Jeff and Lester.

The team tries to find a witness to the contract killing of a woman outside of a nightclub; Jane puts herself in the line of fire.

The team's skills are tested when the mummified remains of a woman are found; Jane tries to recover from a devastating loss.

Josh is troubled when he receives privileges denied to most White House co-workers; Toby opposes President Bartlet's plans for a California trip.

Toby and Mandy work to convince some congressmen to approve a commerce bill that includes a census provision.

While the team searches for one of the CIA's most wanted, Chuck worries about the Intersect's effect on Morgan; Sarah gives Casey relationship advice; Captain Awesome makes a revelation about Jeff and Lester.

The team tries to find a witness to the contract killing of a woman outside of a nightclub; Jane puts herself in the line of fire.

The team's skills are tested when the mummified remains of a woman are found; Jane tries to recover from a devastating loss.

Josh is troubled when he receives privileges denied to most White House co-workers; Toby opposes President Bartlet's plans for a California trip.

Toby and Mandy work to convince some congressmen to approve a commerce bill that includes a census provision.

While the team searches for one of the CIA's most wanted, Chuck worries about the Intersect's effect on Morgan; Sarah gives Casey relationship advice; Captain Awesome makes a revelation about Jeff and Lester.

In Buffalo, officers search the vehicle of an American permanent resident; CBP are perplexed by a batch of ceramic pastries.

A family risks losing their stacks of cash; officers are on high alert after an American declares he is packing heat; CBP suspect a traveler is pulling a con job with his US work visa.

A CBP canine tracks a THC-toting traveler.

A traveler isn't blowing smoke when it comes to declaring her cigarettes.

A South American surfer's vague travel plans make waves with CBP.

Planning a surprise visit to a married man could cause one traveler to be left at the airport; shocked by an undeclared stun gun, CBP race against time to find the owner before the plane boards.

Casualties of a bomb at a local charity run arrive at Hope Zion Hospital.

Alex discovers that she unknowingly helped the bomber at the expense of a friend.

Dwight and Charlotte try to free Audrey from the Sandman's stasis; Duke tries to help Seth Byrne recover his memories.

With the year coming to an end, the students want their parting gift from the principal.

Gerry Duncan finally gets offered a full-time teaching position at Xavier academy after years of being the substitute teacher.

Mike's motives come into question when he punishes Axl by forbidding him to play in the last basketball game of the season; Sue wins a trophy; Brick has to wear his cousin's clothes.

Frankie becomes obsessed with the royal wedding; Brick helps Sue when she decides to try out for the school's news team; Mike has to make cutbacks at the quarry.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

The honeymoon inspires Mike to change his life and travel; Molly worries how their loved ones managed without them.

Mike and Molly are forced to take care of Vince when he hurts his back and Joyce conveniently disappears; the newlyweds try to write personalized thank-you notes.

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Kate (Christa Miller) takes an immediate dislike to Drew's old school friend (guest star Robert Torti) when the men spend time together.

Drew (Drew Carey) is shocked by the local Wildebeest Lodge when he is invited to join the organization.

Chuck and Sarah track an assassin who is trying to eliminate the new intersect; Morgan tries to adjust to having the intersect; Jeff exposes a new side of himself.

The team helps Korsak investigate a cold case; Jane refuses to believe that she is not ready to go back on duty.

Jane and Maura find a man who died in a bathtub full of ice; while trying to stay cool during a heatwave, Angela discovers a spicy tea that brings unexpected romantic consequences.

Amid the festivities of a fancy state dinner, the president keeps his eye on multiple problematic situations; a reporter flirts with C.J.; Sam's call-girl friend makes an appearance.

The president's political rivals threaten the future of his banking bill; Leo isn't pleased having his daughter date Sam; a reporter tries to woo C.J.

Chuck and Sarah track an assassin who is trying to eliminate the new intersect; Morgan tries to adjust to having the intersect; Jeff exposes a new side of himself.

The team helps Korsak investigate a cold case; Jane refuses to believe that she is not ready to go back on duty.

Jane and Maura find a man who died in a bathtub full of ice; while trying to stay cool during a heatwave, Angela discovers a spicy tea that brings unexpected romantic consequences.

Amid the festivities of a fancy state dinner, the president keeps his eye on multiple problematic situations; a reporter flirts with C.J.; Sam's call-girl friend makes an appearance.

The president's political rivals threaten the future of his banking bill; Leo isn't pleased having his daughter date Sam; a reporter tries to woo C.J.

Chuck and Sarah track an assassin who is trying to eliminate the new intersect; Morgan tries to adjust to having the intersect; Jeff exposes a new side of himself.

A Mexican woman's relationship patterns are causing her headaches; a man arrives from Canada who is downright radiant.

Two French festival-goers may have to say au revoir to their travel plans; at the Port Huron border, routine questions reveal a traveler has a long criminal history; in San Francisco, a traveler with boring plans comes under heavy scrutiny.

Two travelers on a world tour are questioned about their packs, plans and partygoing; at Port Huron, a woman hoping to meet her boyfriend for the first time is scrutinized over the contents in her car.

In Boston, CPB stick their necks out to ask about a bottle of ostrich oil; in Detroit, a Canadian law student must explain why her car smells like marijuana.

A dentist from Kiev hopes for an extended stay in the U.S. after fleeing war in her home country; at the Detroit Border, a case of mistaken identity causes alarm; in Chicago, a metaphysical healer wishes a CBP officer good vibes.

A dentist from Kiev hopes for an extended stay in the U.S. after fleeing war in her home country; a traveler headed to Vegas points to a friend as the source of the extra cash he's carrying.

During an ice storm on Christmas Eve, Alex and Dawn fight to keep a woman alive long enough for her family to say goodbye.

Faced with a chef who refuses treatment, Alex is forced to confront how she feels about Dana's methods.

Charlotte and Audrey work on a new plan; Dwight and Nathan investigate a threat; the Teagues try to identify the serial killer.

Gerry volunteers to help at the 24-hour Famine event to spend time with Eva MacPhee.

Gerry tries to match Dwyer in positive reviews on a website; Simon stands up to a student.

Things don't go as planned when Mike and the kids give Frankie a day without the family as a Mother's Day gift.

Axl invites the wrong girl to the prom, then decides to stand her up; Sue tries to fit in with the school's B crowd; Brick bores Frankie and Mike with his one-man plays.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Molly gets her wedding photos and is unhappy to see there aren't any good pictures of Mike; Carl is jealous of Christina's ex-husband.

Mike and Molly decide to start trying to get pregnant; Carl learns that Molly is still hanging out with Christina.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

An employee strike during the holidays forces Drew, Mimi and Oswald to clerk.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to take extra security measures when he fires an unstable employee (guest star David Cross).

Chuck turns to Verbanski (Carrie-Anne Moss) for help tracking a computer virus; Lester and Jeff's relationship is complicated by a new Buy More employee (Danny Pudi).

A notable county prosecutor is arrested for murder; when Angela hears that Maura is planning to meet Jack's daughter, she sets out to educate Maura about the interests of children today.

After Jane jumps from a bridge to save a prosecutor, Maura worries that she has lost her best friend; Angie enlists Frankie's help to apply for new jobs.

A clash of ideologies forces the president to have second thoughts on nominating a favorite judge to the Supreme Court; accusations of substance abuse hit the White House staff.

As the president leaves the White House to do some Christmas shopping, Toby finds out about a war hero who died alone; a persistent reporter begins to win over C.J. for a date.

Chuck turns to Verbanski (Carrie-Anne Moss) for help tracking a computer virus; Lester and Jeff's relationship is complicated by a new Buy More employee (Danny Pudi).

A notable county prosecutor is arrested for murder; when Angela hears that Maura is planning to meet Jack's daughter, she sets out to educate Maura about the interests of children today.

After Jane jumps from a bridge to save a prosecutor, Maura worries that she has lost her best friend; Angie enlists Frankie's help to apply for new jobs.

A clash of ideologies forces the president to have second thoughts on nominating a favorite judge to the Supreme Court; accusations of substance abuse hit the White House staff.

As the president leaves the White House to do some Christmas shopping, Toby finds out about a war hero who died alone; a persistent reporter begins to win over C.J. for a date.

Chuck turns to Verbanski (Carrie-Anne Moss) for help tracking a computer virus; Lester and Jeff's relationship is complicated by a new Buy More employee (Danny Pudi).

A Canadian landscaper forgets to tell CBP about his imminent flight; a trucker's day goes sideways when he makes a wrong turn and ends up at the border; at Chicago O'Hare a traveler is irate when he's taken to secondary.

A traveler with bags full of counterfeit merchandise isn't bothered by CBP's probing questions; a woman crossing the border finds herself in a salty situation; a journalist hoping to visit the US on vacation is interviewed about his work prospects.

Two women returning from a tropical vacation are questioned; at JFK cargo facility, a bounty of gold jewelry is apprehended when the manifesto seems to sell its value short; Bailey the dog has a big day.

A traveler headed to Vegas rolls the dice on getting into the US for a vacation; a family immigrating from Vietnam hope their enthusiasm translates; at JFK cargo facility, boxes of pancake mix fall flat.

A man from Mexico is questioned when it is indicated his vacation plans may include a work component; at JFK cargo facility a shipment of live moth pupas is put under the microscope; in San Francisco, an angry traveler points a finger at CBP.

A couple and their girlfriend, with a loaded weapon on board, reach the border by mistake; in San Francisco, a man wandering aimlessly around the airport after his flight arrives is questioned about the contents of his luggage.

Kristine shows up at the hospital with baby Luke's blanket.

Alex and Jeremy try to solve a child's mystery illness; Charlie treats an actor; Maggie reaps the rewards of compassionate medicine.

Nathan receives otherworldly aid as he tracks down a killer; Duke receives a terrifying vision of Haven's future.

Gerry thinks he will catch students cheating during exam week.

Gerry decides to make a video presentation for Bully Awareness Week.

Frankie and Mike try to get Brick over his fear of crossing bridges; Axl competes against his nemesis for a job; Sue has trouble choosing a bathing suit.

Brick must write a daily journal for school or risk being held back; Axl has time left in his community service requirement; Sue must prove she had perfect attendance.

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.".

Drew (Drew Carey) is given the task of training Mr. Bell's back-stabbing nephew (guest star Michael Landes).

Drew (Drew Carey) ponders life after he is mistakenly believed to have been killed in a car accident.

Chuck and Sarah race to take down a computer virus; Ellie and Awesome's date takes a dark turn; Morgan must recover Chuck's P.A.N.T.S.

The squad is called in to identify the victim and track down a killer when a severed human foot washes up on shore; Angela enjoys helping Korsak at the Dirty Robber.

The squad is forced to work with a private investigator when a clothing designer is found poisoned and his wife reported missing; Jane asks Maura to teach her mother how to handle her finances.

President Bartlet calls on an eccentric British diplomat for help when the threat of nuclear confrontation is imminent.

The president is found unconscious shortly before his State of the Union address, and the first lady doesn't believe the official explanation.

Chuck and Sarah race to take down a computer virus; Ellie and Awesome's date takes a dark turn; Morgan must recover Chuck's P.A.N.T.S.

The squad is called in to identify the victim and track down a killer when a severed human foot washes up on shore; Angela enjoys helping Korsak at the Dirty Robber.

The squad is forced to work with a private investigator when a clothing designer is found poisoned and his wife reported missing; Jane asks Maura to teach her mother how to handle her finances.

President Bartlet calls on an eccentric British diplomat for help when the threat of nuclear confrontation is imminent.

The president is found unconscious shortly before his State of the Union address, and the first lady doesn't believe the official explanation.

Chuck and Sarah race to take down a computer virus; Ellie and Awesome's date takes a dark turn; Morgan must recover Chuck's P.A.N.T.S.

Officers question a man from Texas who arrives with his hunting equipment.

A Dutch woman with a lot of luggage claims she's on a four-day holiday; a Chinese parcel contains a shocking surprise; actor Corey Feldman shows up.

An angry businessman hides the real reason for his hostility; officers try to process some unusual Mexican migrants.

Officers drill an American oil worker with a shady past; a British traveler's proposed reunion with a girlfriend could be cut short.

A sloshed snowboarder causes trouble at the airport; a pair of packages add up to a deadly surprise.

A bad-tempered drill worker returning home from Japan goes one step too far with officers; a Californian woman hides something in her child's stroller.

Charlie decides to go a day without using his special abilities; Alex organizes a trip to Dana's cabin; Zach takes control of a life and death situation involving Dawn's college roommate.

Alex and Cassie try to free a young woman from her abusive partner; a patient's pacemaker malfunctions.

Nathan and Vince travel back to 1983 to learn how Croatoan found a way into Haven; Duke is apprehended by a mysterious foe.

Gerry organizes a dance as a fundraiser for the girls basketball team; Robert tells Lisa he had a dream about Trudy.

Gerry sees an opportunity when a job opens up in the physical education department; Lisa is assigned Callaghan's niece.

Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school.

Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school.

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook - until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Drew (Drew Carey) is pleased to get his own assistant, until he discovers who it is. With Kathy Kinney.

Mr. Bell's edict on employee dating threatens Drew and Lisa's relationship; guest Tim Allen.

Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.

After a man is found bludgeoned to death on the side of the road, the squad teams up with another detective who believes that he is hunting the same roadside killer; Maura discovers that her identity has been stolen.

The squad works overtime hunting down a serial killer; Maura befriends a witness to the crime who suffers from a medical condition that causes him to believe he is a wolf.

President Bartlet must deal with a new sex study and discord over a hate-crimes bill-signing ceremony.

A campaign manager (Marlee Matlin) for a congressional candidate seeks a meeting with the president; Bartlet consults a priest (Karl Malden) about a murderer sentenced to death by a federal court.

Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.

After a man is found bludgeoned to death on the side of the road, the squad teams up with another detective who believes that he is hunting the same roadside killer; Maura discovers that her identity has been stolen.

The squad works overtime hunting down a serial killer; Maura befriends a witness to the crime who suffers from a medical condition that causes him to believe he is a wolf.

President Bartlet must deal with a new sex study and discord over a hate-crimes bill-signing ceremony.

A campaign manager (Marlee Matlin) for a congressional candidate seeks a meeting with the president; Bartlet consults a priest (Karl Malden) about a murderer sentenced to death by a federal court.

Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.

A woman returning from a trip to China has business cards to a Sydney brothel and passports for three Chinese girls.

A piece of salmon comes up positive for cocaine; Syrian carpets have something suspicious woven into the fabric.

A man arrives from Beijing with strong readings for narcotics; three men want to visit a temple that hasn't been built yet.

A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work.

A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine.

A woman tries to smuggle an expensive gift into Australia; a package from Hong Kong looks suspicious.

Gerri has an encounter with a female police officer; Bobbi tries to end things with Robert; Simon believes he can protect Xavier using science.

After a run-in with an old fling, Gerry is convinced her daughter is his; Robert gets ready for the 20th reunion of his chess club.

Gerry goes to a teacher conference in Atlantic City to try to find a girl; Robert and Bobbi's fling goes public; Trudy and Frank argue about his inappropriate phone calls.

Gerry's star player is being scouted and he doesn't want to be left out; Robert sells tickets to his play; Malik spreads the love with 20 second hugs.

Drew fantasizes about a top-of-the-line refrigerator when his old one dies.

Drew's parents (guest stars Marion Ross and Stanley Anderson) arrive to help with the wedding preparations, which include a bachelor party. With Drew Carey.

The family pays tribute to Pops, venturing down memory lane by visiting Pops' favorite stomping grounds; Adam films the outing, giving it a "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" theme.

Adam is distraught to discover he's been wait-listed at NYU while his girlfriend, Brea, has been accepted; Adam courts the NYU dean of admissions, hoping she will change her mind on his deferral.

Frankie and Sue are cast in a community theater production of "The Wizard of Oz"; Brick invites his quirky uncle (Norm Macdonald) to attend Special Friends Day at school.

The Hecks spend Thanksgiving at Frankie's parents' house, but things fall apart when her sister's family joins in; Mike tries to advise Axl on how to pick up girls; Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

The family pays tribute to Pops, venturing down memory lane by visiting Pops' favorite stomping grounds; Adam films the outing, giving it a "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" theme.

Adam is distraught to discover he's been wait-listed at NYU while his girlfriend, Brea, has been accepted; Adam courts the NYU dean of admissions, hoping she will change her mind on his deferral.

Drew fantasizes about a top-of-the-line refrigerator when his old one dies.

Drew's parents (guest stars Marion Ross and Stanley Anderson) arrive to help with the wedding preparations, which include a bachelor party. With Drew Carey.

When Mike's flirtations with a rookie police officer are met with reciprocation, he begins to feel guilty.

When Samuel receives a letter from his parents saying they are having financial issues, he considers moving back to Africa.

Frankie and Sue are cast in a community theater production of "The Wizard of Oz"; Brick invites his quirky uncle (Norm Macdonald) to attend Special Friends Day at school.

The Hecks spend Thanksgiving at Frankie's parents' house, but things fall apart when her sister's family joins in; Mike tries to advise Axl on how to pick up girls; Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Drew fantasizes about a top-of-the-line refrigerator when his old one dies.

Drew's parents (guest stars Marion Ross and Stanley Anderson) arrive to help with the wedding preparations, which include a bachelor party. With Drew Carey.

When Mike's flirtations with a rookie police officer are met with reciprocation, he begins to feel guilty.

When Samuel receives a letter from his parents saying they are having financial issues, he considers moving back to Africa.

The family pays tribute to Pops, venturing down memory lane by visiting Pops' favorite stomping grounds; Adam films the outing, giving it a "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" theme.

Adam is distraught to discover he's been wait-listed at NYU while his girlfriend, Brea, has been accepted; Adam courts the NYU dean of admissions, hoping she will change her mind on his deferral.

Frankie and Sue are cast in a community theater production of "The Wizard of Oz"; Brick invites his quirky uncle (Norm Macdonald) to attend Special Friends Day at school.

The Hecks spend Thanksgiving at Frankie's parents' house, but things fall apart when her sister's family joins in; Mike tries to advise Axl on how to pick up girls; Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

A fidgety passenger has officers on high alert because of what's found under his home's floorboards.

A musician claims to have special powers that help her see the future.

A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers.

An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend.

At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary; a mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge; a car search is brought to a head in Washington State.

Officers search for a fugitive in Washington State; a cook is questioned on his way to Las Vegas; a canine flags several packages in Chicago; x-rays discover anomalies in Port Huron cargo.

Something very strange is happening at Xavier Academy; the day to day goings on of Gerry and the rest of the staff have been completely reversed.

After winning the city championship, Gerry thinks he'll get Coach of the Year; Callaghan makes an announcement; Frank is determined to help Jimmy find a career.

Gerry is forced to sub at an inner-city school; the Xavier staff fears Robert is having a nervous breakdown; Ted decides to hang out for the day.

Gerry's new educational assistant, Marty, becomes a source of irritation in the classroom when he challenges Gerry's authority.

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

Mr. Glascott embarks on a mission to petition the neighborhood to close the local water park down, while Barry plots to thwart his efforts; Erica is faced with frustration as Beverly takes over her wedding planning.

Adam finds himself in a pickle when he's recruited to film his high school's final football game of the year and fails to capture his team's winning touchdown; Beverly discovers her neighbor is moving, and she's determined to buy his home.

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Mr. Glascott embarks on a mission to petition the neighborhood to close the local water park down, while Barry plots to thwart his efforts; Erica is faced with frustration as Beverly takes over her wedding planning.

Adam finds himself in a pickle when he's recruited to film his high school's final football game of the year and fails to capture his team's winning touchdown; Beverly discovers her neighbor is moving, and she's determined to buy his home.

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

When Molly learns that Mike hasn't been to the doctor in over a decade, she urges him to make an appointment.

When her publisher requests that a provocative change be made to her book, Molly is faced with a dilemma.

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

When Molly learns that Mike hasn't been to the doctor in over a decade, she urges him to make an appointment.

When her publisher requests that a provocative change be made to her book, Molly is faced with a dilemma.

Mr. Glascott embarks on a mission to petition the neighborhood to close the local water park down, while Barry plots to thwart his efforts; Erica is faced with frustration as Beverly takes over her wedding planning.

Adam finds himself in a pickle when he's recruited to film his high school's final football game of the year and fails to capture his team's winning touchdown; Beverly discovers her neighbor is moving, and she's determined to buy his home.

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

A Korean bride-to-be tries to enter Canada as a tourist; the Marine Enforcement Team tackles a massive Japanese freighter carrying an illegal passenger.

Officers suspect an IT consultant has arrived for more than just a holiday; a surfer returns from Southeast Asia with a strange souvenir.

The Inland Enforcement Team track down an alleged German sex offender; a detector dog sniffs out trouble in an unclaimed suitcase from Dubai.

A Canadian wanted in Alberta is stopped en route to Ecuador; a parcel of baby food contains surprising ingredients.

A Russian dissident's complicated past raises questions for officers; a Korean tourist's resume and school diplomas raise eyebrows.

The Inland Enforcement Unit tracks a pair of Honduran drug runners; an American tourist seems to have already put down roots in Canada.

Kristine suffers a stroke, which impacts her memory; Alex and Charlie team up to bring her peace.

Alex and Shahir struggle to save Charlie's life.

Nathan encounters an old adversary in the Void; Audrey and Duke deal with a revenge plot; Dwight and Vince struggle to free Dave from Croatoan's grip.

Gerry must find a guest speaker for Career Day who is better than Dwyer's; Robert has a fraternity reunion and tries to avoid getting sick.

Liz leads the Quiz Cup team; Bobbi teaches an uncomfortable health unit; Robert loses patience with Trudy over her constant joking.

Axl plays a trick on Sue, who is now in high school with him; after learning his son has been allowed to skip gym class, Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher (Chord Overstreet).

After being humiliated and disgusted by a family member's behavior, Frankie announces changes need to be made, then promptly escapes to her mother's house.

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Drew (Drew Carey) asks his wild hairdresser (guest star Jamie Lee Curtis) on a date after Lisa (Katy Selverstone) accepts a date with another man.

Mimi, Kate and Lisa (Kathy Kinney, Christa Miller, guest star Katy Selverstone) compete for the same management position at the store.

When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd).

After a woman discovers that her husband has been murdered, the investigation reveals that the victim may have been living a double life.

When it appears one of their own shot an unarmed man on a Boston subway platform, the team must find the real killer while clearing their detective's name.

Sam and Toby must secretly spring the president's primary Supreme Court choice, who has been jailed for drunken driving and resisting arrest.

The president goes to Los Angeles for a star-studded fund-raiser; Leo pressures the vice president to break a Senate voting deadlock.

When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd).

After a woman discovers that her husband has been murdered, the investigation reveals that the victim may have been living a double life.

When it appears one of their own shot an unarmed man on a Boston subway platform, the team must find the real killer while clearing their detective's name.

Sam and Toby must secretly spring the president's primary Supreme Court choice, who has been jailed for drunken driving and resisting arrest.

The president goes to Los Angeles for a star-studded fund-raiser; Leo pressures the vice president to break a Senate voting deadlock.

When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd).

Trouble looms for a young Asian woman carrying someone else's bag, and a pair of Canadians return from a concert in California with more than a T-shirt.

A street performer is caught in the middle of an escape act; a cheeky bus passenger answers questions about his mischievous past.

A distinctive bag has officers seeing double; a photographer misses the big picture; a heavily-modified truck causes concern.

A traveler's textbooks teach him an unexpected lesson; a tourist hits a snag instead of the slopes; officers inspect a shipment of cosmetics.

Officers add charges to a woman's lengthy rap sheet and stumble upon a hair-raising package from Malaysia.

Officers are stumped by a backpacker carrying photos of his criminal activities; an American band gets caught in a jam.

While searching for Charlie, Alex finds a caterer who was caught in the crossfire; Grace's mother asks for a priest; Dana consults with Cassie about a male stripper.

Alex and Charlie are confused about their relationship; Alex and Maggie disagree about a car crash survivor; Dana is forced to treat an injured motorcyclist; Zach bothers Maggie about dating.

Audrey and Dave try to save Nathan from the Void; Dave struggles to free himself from Croatoan's deadly grasp.

Gerry has to help Bobbi chaperone a field trip to the museum; Jeff and Robert cover his classes back at Xavier.

Gerry is desperate to win his first basketball game of the season; but his emotions take over when he learns that his ex and her husband are coaching the opposing team.

Frankie discovers that Axl hasn't studied for his quickly approaching PSATs; Sue tries out for cheerleading; Mike tries to help Brick toughen up.

Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of home ownership for apartment living; Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test; Sue and Brad put together a skit about the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; Brick quotes Shakespeare.

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.

Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Kate's mother (guest star Susan Saint James) disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Jay (guest star Robert Torti). With Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) panics when he is promoted on the basis of a brilliant idea and can't think of any more. With Christa Miller.

Chuck and Sarah think about the next move for Carmichael Industries; Gertrude approaches Casey with a mission; Jeff and Lester suspect something strange is going on at the Buy More.

Jane and Maura find themselves in the world of competitive bass fishing when a tournament-leading fisherman is killed; Frankie loses a bet.

Jane and Maura are called out to the BCU body farm when a murder victim is found buried among the research corpses; Angela keeps secrets from Jane.

The president's and first lady's staffs feud over rival agendas; the president must name a replacement for the late chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Police make arrests at a fraternity party attended by the president's daughter; Sam and Mallory clash over the issue of private-school vouchers.

Chuck and Sarah think about the next move for Carmichael Industries; Gertrude approaches Casey with a mission; Jeff and Lester suspect something strange is going on at the Buy More.

Jane and Maura find themselves in the world of competitive bass fishing when a tournament-leading fisherman is killed; Frankie loses a bet.

Jane and Maura are called out to the BCU body farm when a murder victim is found buried among the research corpses; Angela keeps secrets from Jane.

The president's and first lady's staffs feud over rival agendas; the president must name a replacement for the late chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Police make arrests at a fraternity party attended by the president's daughter; Sam and Mallory clash over the issue of private-school vouchers.

Chuck and Sarah think about the next move for Carmichael Industries; Gertrude approaches Casey with a mission; Jeff and Lester suspect something strange is going on at the Buy More.

Staff confront an American soldier running scared; a British woman causes confusion with her bag of tricks.

Hidden compartments in a traveler's backpack raise red flags; the discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail center workers stunned.

Officers look for a message in a bottle; a lack of papers land a group of LA rappers in the doghouse; a young man receives a wake-up call.

An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end; an ornate frame holds more than just a picture; a man is suspected of money laundering.

An American traveler has trouble recalling his hazy past; bad decisions may keep a rugby player off the pitch; a bag is found in a restricted area.

A traveler's belongings raise repeated alarms; a man's reasons for studying in Canada may not be academic; an American couple make the move to Alaska.

Alex makes a promise to a young girl on her birthday; Maggie organizes a surprise party for Alex; Cassie is forced to confront her fear of infectious diseases.

Charlie tries to save the arm of a man thrown from a horse; Alex joins Manny off-site to help a runaway; a rival from Dev's past arrives at Hope Zion.

Audrey and Nathan try to regain control of the police station; a mysterious killer leaves a wake of bodies.

For the school's charity day, Gerry steps into the ring with Mr. Dwyer to decide the Mr. D title once and for all.

Under scrutiny from a board member, Gerry faces the challenge of showcasing his job prowess to avoid severe consequences; Robert becomes principal for a day.

When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns to Mike for advice; Frankie takes Brick's social-skills group trick-or-treating; Axl and his friends plan a prank.

Mike and Frankie worry Axl will blow an opportunity that could result in a full college scholarship; Brick and Sue start a texting marathon after Aunt Edie accidentally gives them her cell phone.

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.

Everyone is shocked when Victoria agrees to be Harry's date for Valentine's Day; Carl thinks he and Samuel will be able to meet women at the laundromat.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Drew and his friends decide to market their own brand of beer after discovering the store is being sold.

Drew (Drew Carey) wages war with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) when she leaks information about Lisa's (Katy Selverstone) employee evaluation.

Chuck and Sarah must go to Vail on one last mission, where they get some help from Bo Derek; Jeff and Lester continue their mission.