D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

Dismayed at the prospect of caring for three children, Bill decides to send Cissy away.

Kathy's singing Irish relatives arrive in the Williams' household and expect to perform at the Copa Club, but Danny has other thoughts.

Mary is upset when a boy labels her wholesome.

Bub tries to cover his baldness for a woman's visit.

Robbie runs for student council.

Lucy is hired as a baby sitter for three chimpanzees.

Lucy goes to the aid of a small town in a war against freeways.

Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party with disastrous results.

Ted becomes upset when his vacation replacement is a success.

Roger and Fonzie date the same girl; Joanie receives flowers from an unknown admirer.

Carmine auditions to play a boxer in a movie after Rhonda convinces her she is right for the part.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

Isaac's mother becomes possessive; a bitter, once-married couple reunites to entertain on board; a jewel-stealing ape robs a passenger.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

Willona must make an agonizing decision that could change the rest of her life.

Willona anxiously awaits the adoption board's decision about her impending motherhood.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Edith revolts when she applies for a bank loan and discovers there are different rules for men and women.

Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when a woman from his past needs his help.

The ladies go to an event at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Victoria reunites with an old flame; Melanie gets close with her music idol, Hailey Nash.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Carla's daughter announces she is pregnant and is going to marry the father; Carla's ex-husband and his wife show up at the wedding.

Rebecca convinces the others to throw a party for Frasier, who is despondent over his impending divorce.

Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

When she's given an assignment to see what makes a bunch of doctors tick, inquiring news reporter Ellen Hartley gives Bob and his medical cohorts the tell-it-like-it-is treatment. Meanwhile, Carol is on vacation and Gail is filling in for her.

George's (Tom Poston) latest girlfriend is looking to get married -- and he's looking for a way out. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph and Ed's rehearsals for the talent contest disturb the neighborhood.

Bilko takes drastic measures to cash in on an all-expenses-paid vacation.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

A girl dates Dobie because Zelda likes him.

Bonnie, Connie's imaginary twin sister, takes part in a scheme against Mr. Conklin.

Ann lands a job in a soft-drink ad.

Sister Bertrille almost becomes an overnight sensation in show business.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

The twins give Uncle Bill a hansom-cab horse.

Danny and Charley are convinced that the carpenter working on their new country home has put a curse on them.

An 8-year-old orphan follows the Stone family home.

Mike bungles his attempts to propose.

Steve must escort a visiting dignitary's daughter.

The citizens of a small town throw a party in honor of Lucy and Mr. Mooney.

Lucy is arrested when she is mistaken for a red-headed jewel thief.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

When Mary receives a chain letter from Lou and is warned not to break the chain, she struggles to find a way to pass it along without generating undesirable consequences.

Fonzie fills in as a substitute teacher; the issue of sex education.

The girls avenge their treatment at the hands of a nasty singing star by selling gossip.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

In rebellion against J.J., Thelma moves into her own apartment.

Willona turns to spying to raise money for ice-skating lessons for Penny.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect.

Edith's eagerness to perform with Stephanie at a concert leaves her without a voice and Stephanie alone.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

Lilith returns from the Eco-pod to talk with Frasier about their divorce, but they are held at gunpoint by her jealous lover.

Sam regrets inviting the bar's former owner to run Cheers for a night; Cliff borrows his mother's car.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix plans to give Oscar a surprise birthday party.

Emily must contend with irate teachers, hamsters and an escaped snake when she becomes vice principal; Carol's fill-in breaks her leg.

George cannot stand the attention he receives after he takes part in a lifesaving feat.

The Kramdens and Nortons take a cruise around the world after winning a breakfast cereal contest.

Bilko may have to leave his newly opened restaurant.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

Maynard sues Herbert after getting stuck in a gum machine.

Mrs. Nestor's in need of a boyfriend, so Connie sets out to search for one.

An Italian restaurateur frees trapped Ann from the shower.

Sister Bertrille gives a shy priest the confidence to face San Tanco.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Cissy thinks Bill is trying to get rid of her.

A musician at the Copa Club is in debt to a gambler.

Mary resents Trisha's effect upon the family.

Robbie decides to take up golf to please Steve.

Chip's reward for saving a dog makes him popular.

An ex-pug trains under Lucy's guidance in an attempt to make a comeback.

Lucy tries for the business of a millionaire country-music star.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

When Lou takes Mary and Rhoda to a movie, he sees his son-in-law with a woman who is not his daughter.

Jenny wants to pass blame to Joanie; the Piccalo and Cunningham parents meet in a showdown.

Laverne's date shoves her into the aquarium at a seafood restaurant.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

One car plus four owners equals trouble when J.J.'s "Awesome Foursome" become business partners.

Michael discovers the world of CB radios and ends up with more than his "handle" can handle.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Edith is the cause and victim of a quarrel when her long-lost admirer visits with his intended bride.

Stephanie needs emergency surgery but Archie balks when the doctor turns out to be one of Gloria's former playmates.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Sam spends the night looking for a place to sleep when he locks his keys in the bar at closing time.

Frasier makes a bet with Sam that Woody would get at least 10 percent of the vote if he runs for city council.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob becomes his patient's partner in a get-rich-quick real estate venture.

A feud erupts when Dick complains about a goat owned by Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

The Kramdens and Nortons take a cruise around the world after winning a breakfast cereal contest.

Fort Baxter Wacs think their boyfriends are gambling too much.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.Guests: Madeline Kahn..

A heredity test gives Dobie a way to dump Zelda.

Connie and her co-workers hope to impress a famous casting director.

Don researches the NYPD's mugger detail.

Sister Bertrille has to prove who owns a baby left on the doorstep.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.

Patty and Lauren investigate a scandal regarding the school mascot.

French is astonished at how much attention he attracts when he endorses a brand of marmalade.

Marshall appoints himself as Johnny's manager.

The renovations to the country home are finally complete, and the two couples spend a weekend in the country together, however, it doesn't take long for the best friends to become annoyed with each other.

Investigating helping pit bulls.

Lovelorn Jeff falls for Mary's friend (Brooke Bundy).

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Bub is curious about Steve's top-secret project.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Chip portrays an American Indian in a school play about Christopher Columbus.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Sheldon Leonard attempts to film a scene for a TV pilot in the bank.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

Lucy thinks Milton Berle is cheating on his wife.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Rhoda loses her job, and Mary is reluctant to tell her about an opening at the station.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Fonzie thinks he has lost his touch with women when a kiss sends a new teacher running away in terror.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Lenny and Squiggy tell people at their class reunion that the girls are Hollywood stars.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

The crew searches for an undercover inspector; a plain girl meets a shy man; a middle-aged man and a young girl cherish time together.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

An inventor brings a matchmaking machine aboard; fortune seekers pretend to speak only French; an ad executive sees a long-lost love.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Joanie tries to prove that she is a responsible baby sitter when Howard and Marion are out of town.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

Fonzie tries to help Joanie and Chachi play Cupid for an unlikely couple.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

The Cunningham household is upset when Joanie makes a decision about her college education.

Bookman snows Willona and the Evans family into saving his job.

Fonzie joins Al in a civil rights demonstration in the South.

Thelma becomes the romantic target of a handsome stranger with a shady past.

Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

A small crime wave in the Bunker household is only half as unsettling as the possible motivations.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Archie and Edith introduce a rich widow to Barney Hefner after his wife runs away again.

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Melanie meets her boyfriend's family and finds two big obstacles; Joy's green-card scam with Rick goes awry; Victoria dates an ancient billionaire; Elka goes on a bender.

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

The ladies compete for the affections of Elka's attractive new lawyer; Elka gets more bad news.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Carla convinces Sam to reveal his deepest secret after she confides that she has slept with one of the regulars.

Sam seeks professional help for his sex addiction; Rebecca finds herself attracted to the beer-tap repairman.

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Bob contends with a patient's delusion that her bingo game is fixed, staggers through a series of wild poker parties, and watches in wonder as his secretary slowly smothers under an attack of love.

Stephanie's rich parents (Jose Ferrer, Priscilla Morrill) offer her anything money can buy if she will move back home.

Stephanie (Julia Duffy) must choose between Michael (Peter Scolari) and his rich boss. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph and Ed try to get Jackie Gleason to appear at the Raccoon Lodge's annual dance.

Dick faces the rigors of being a TV producer after Michael is fired.

Bilko produces a TV show starring Doberman.

Dick's plans to start a restoration project at the inn are postponed when his tools mysteriously disappear.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.Guests: Alan King..

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

A girl bribes Maynard to be her escort.

Connie is visited by her old flame, Philip Boynton.

Herbert tries to toughen the boys for the Army.

Don and Ann scheme to reunite the feuding Baumans.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

A little orphan wants Carlos to adopt him.

Toody goes under cover and becomes the national underworld leader.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Patty and Lauren investigate a scandal regarding the school mascot.

Marshall appoints himself as Johnny's manager.

Investigating helping pit bulls.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Joanie tries to prove that she is a responsible baby sitter when Howard and Marion are out of town.

Fonzie tries to help Joanie and Chachi play Cupid for an unlikely couple.

The Cunningham household is upset when Joanie makes a decision about her college education.

Fonzie joins Al in a civil rights demonstration in the South.

Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Stephanie's rich parents (Jose Ferrer, Priscilla Morrill) offer her anything money can buy if she will move back home.

Joanna (Mary Frann) tries to show Larry and the two Darryls (William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, John Voldstad) a more civilized way to run their cafe.

Dick faces the rigors of being a TV producer after Michael is fired.

Dick's plans to start a restoration project at the inn are postponed when his tools mysteriously disappear.

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

Maynard thinks martians have invaded.

Herbert tries to toughen the boys for the Army.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

Toody goes under cover and becomes the national underworld leader.