Weird Science: Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1/22).

Hogan Is My Grandfather: Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2/22).

Welcome to the Milestone: Calvin struggles to find a birthday gift for Tina. Gemma tries to get some VIP tickets, through a connection to actor Jerry O'Connell. (S5 Ep17).

Welcome to the Future: Calvin and Marty's new business struggles to find financing. Gemma is annoyed when Dave invites his boss to Grover's 13th birthday party. (S5 Ep18).

Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7).

Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9/17).

I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22).

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22).

The Empathy Optimization: The gang plan a Sheldon-free weekend in Las Vegas after coping with his constant demands, rudeness and ingratitude when he was ill. (S9 Ep13).

The Meemaw Materialization: Sheldon is thrilled when his beloved grandma 'Meemaw' comes to visit, but his excitement fades when she butts heads with Amy. (S9 Ep14).

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22).

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22).

Reunion: Brand new series: Four weeks after Final Vows, the participants reunite at an explosive reunion, where secrets are uncovered. (S12 Ep39).

The Love Car Displacement: Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference. (S4 Ep13).

The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14).

The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15).

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero: Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9).

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts: Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship. (S2 Ep10).

Bringing Up Baby: The start of the fourth series of the Emmy-winning comedy. Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1).

Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2).

Mathlete's Feat: Groundskeeper Willie coaches Lisa and the school Mathlympics team for an important maths quiz. (S26 Ep22/22).

Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit. (S29 Ep2/21).

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4).

The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5).

The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6).

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22).

Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13).

Australia: Reunion: Brand new series: One couple go head-to-head and another unpack the events of the final dinner party, while one pair show that the MAFS experiment works. (S12 Ep40).

The Duke of Edinburgh Awards: Will is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh Award scheme and immediately turns the situation to his advantage. (S2 Ep5/6).

End of Term: Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6/6).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch This Morning, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, The Yorkshire Vet, First Dates, and BBC News on Trump vs Biden. (S16 Ep8).

The dating show that dares to bare all. Brian, who's a virgin and has no clue about sex, and Shaida, who's keen to settle down, strip to find their perfect partner. (S7 Ep1).

Charlotte, who's 24, is returning to the dating scene a year after being tragically widowed. Teresa's 66 and has a lust for life; can James keep her entertained? (S7 Ep9/17).

Morty's Mind Blowers: Rick shows Morty a room filled with disturbing memories that Morty had begged him to erase from his mind. (S3 Ep8/10).

: Brand new series - All Night Gaming 2: Animated comedy following Aussie party girls. At an internet café, Lucas accidentally codes Sarah and Rachel into a simulation. (Ep4).

Brand new series - All About That Bass: Animated adult comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). It turns out that professional bass fishing tournaments are real. (S3 Ep4).

Reunion: Brand new series: One couple go head-to-head and another unpack the events of the final dinner party, while one pair show that the MAFS experiment works. (S12 Ep40).

Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3/22).

Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4/22).

Welcome to the New Do: When her usual stylist isn't available, Gemma decides to use Tina's hairdresser for an important work event. (S5 Ep19).

Welcome to the Other Neighborhood: Calvin and Marty are surprised when their new business sparks protests from residents who are concerned about gentrification. (S5 Ep20).

When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9).

Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10).

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

Michon's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-run smokehouse in Atlanta. Can Gordon help the unwell owner address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11/17).

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22).

Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22).

The Valentino Submergence: Sheldon and Amy host a special live Valentine's Day episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15).

The Positive Negative Reaction: When Bernadette makes a big announcement, Howard becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16).

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels: Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he has done. (S2 Ep1/22).

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron: When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. (S2 Ep2/22).

Reunion: Brand new series: One couple go head-to-head and another unpack the events of the final dinner party, while one pair show that the MAFS experiment works. (S12 Ep40).

The Cohabitation Formulation: Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16).

The Toast Derivation: Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17).

The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18).

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11).

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12).

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3).

The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4).

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21).

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21).

The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7).

The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8).

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9).

Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22).

Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14).

The Book Job: Homer forms a crack team to write a hit tween fantasy novel and catches the eye of a slick publisher. (S23 Ep6/22).

The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants: Mr Burns decides to make Homer the account manager at the nuclear power plant and a seasoned advertising veteran takes him under his wing. (S23 Ep7/22).

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22).

Sci-fi comedy. On a road trip across the USA, two British UFO geeks (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) make pals with a potty-mouthed alien (voiced by Seth Rogen). With Sigourney Weaver.

Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2).

Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3).

What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of Britain's Got Talent: The Champions, The Circle, Peaky Blinders, Strictly Come Dancing and Supermarket Sweep? (S14 Ep3).

Justin's 25 and has never had a girlfriend; how will Maisie react to the dating methods he learned from a book? Ekow thinks love is insane; will Deborah change his mind? (S7 Ep10/17).

Park's Edge: In Atlanta, Gordon helps first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment is in trouble due to their constant fighting, poor food and bad vibes. (S5 Ep6/17).

Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5/22).

Girl Talk: Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6/22).

Welcome to the Fatherhood: When Dave's estranged dad arrives in town keen to reconnect, his son finally learns the truth about his disappearance 30 years ago. (S5 Ep21).

Welcome to the Opening Night: Calvin pushes Marty to move the opening day of their new business so that they can get a valuable celebrity endorsement. (S5 Ep22).

Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school, but Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant, which really doesn't help at all. (S3 Ep19/24).

Dungeons & Dragons, Anyone?: Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides that she wants to leave home to go to college. (S3 Ep20/24).

Rush: When Barry insists that Beverly always favours Adam, she tries to make amends. Murray's not happy about Erica's new boyfriend, a fanatical music fan. (S3 Ep21/24).

Smother's Day: Beverly's upset when Barry and Erica forget to buy her a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead. (S3 Ep22/24).

Big Orange: Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Adam's distraught when Murray decides to tear down the family tree house. (S3 Ep23/24).

Keep Us in Suspense: This challenge tests the technical expertise of the teams. They must build a creation suspended from a wire. One team will be eliminated. (S1 Ep5).

Brand new series: The gang swap SW3 for some sand and sea. Are things really over between Yas and Sam? Maeva and James share their marriage struggles. And Sophie seeks her Prinz! (S29 Ep7).

Quirky animated family comedy with the voices of Adam Sandler and Selena Gomez. Count Dracula runs a secluded hotel as a haven for monsters, but his daughter wants to see the world.

Quirky animated family comedy with the voices of Adam Sandler and Selena Gomez. Count Dracula runs a secluded hotel as a haven for monsters, but his daughter wants to see the world.

The Celebration Experimentation: The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party, in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17).

The Application Deterioration: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18).

The Solder Excursion Diversion: Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19).

The Big Bear Precipitation: Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20).

The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21).

The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22).

The Line Substitution Solution: Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23).

The Convergence Convergence: Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24).

Family comedy. Macaulay Culkin ends up in a swish New York hotel while his family are in Miami. But the burglars he defeated before (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) are back.

The Book Job: Homer forms a crack team to write a hit tween fantasy novel and catches the eye of a slick publisher. (S23 Ep6/22).

The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants: Mr Burns decides to make Homer the account manager at the nuclear power plant and a seasoned advertising veteran takes him under his wing. (S23 Ep7/22).

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22).

Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13).

Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14).

On the celebs' TVs this time: Countdown, Sex in Lockdown, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Scarface, Us, First Dates, and BBC News. (S2 Ep3).

What do Britain's finest sofa critics think of You Bet!, Black Doves, Jamie Cooks Christmas, Wolf Hall: The Mirror and the Light, and Swiped: The School That Banned Smartphones? (S24 Ep14).

The series starts with Starstruck, The Piano, You, Rick Stein's Cornwall, Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over USA, This Morning (world's longest tongue), and ITV News (cheese). (S21 Ep1).

A surprise ending leads to a First Dates first in this episode. The daters include self-confessed failure Arj, stand-up comedian Lynn, who's 82, and fantasy novelist Sarah. (S7 Ep11/17).

A storm brews as hairdresser Ben breezes in for his date with Daisy. Fantasy writer Sarah returns after her last date went awry. And a steamy first kiss is on the cards. (S7 Ep12/17).

What do Britain's finest sofa critics think of You Bet!, Black Doves, Jamie Cooks Christmas, Wolf Hall: The Mirror and the Light, and Swiped: The School That Banned Smartphones? (S24 Ep14).

The series starts with Starstruck, The Piano, You, Rick Stein's Cornwall, Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over USA, This Morning (world's longest tongue), and ITV News (cheese). (S21 Ep1).

The Greek at the Harbor: Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret. (S5 Ep7/17).

Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8/17).

Misbah anxiously awaits updates on Donny, while Diane is shattered by the truth. Jez is running out of time. Nancy reveals a devastating decision. And manipulative Tommy tightens his grip.

Brand new series: The couples prepare for the Final Vows, where they must decide whether to continue their relationships on the outside. (S12 Ep37).

Brand new series: After nearly three months, the experiment concludes with the Final Vows, as our remaining couples make the ultimate choice. (S12 Ep38).

Reunion: Brand new series: Four weeks after Final Vows, the participants reunite at an explosive reunion, where secrets are uncovered. (S12 Ep39).

Reunion: Brand new series: One couple go head-to-head and another unpack the events of the final dinner party, while one pair show that the MAFS experiment works. (S12 Ep40).

Animated family comedy sequel. Mavis (Selena Gomez) and Johnny (Andy Samberg) leave baby Dennis with 'Vampa' Dracula (Adam Sandler), who organises a monster boot camp.

The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together. Penny's family arrive in town. (S10 Ep1).

The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2).

Comedy sequel starring Alex D. Linz as a resourceful boy who's stranded at home with chickenpox when a top-secret military microchip comes his way. Can he keep it safe from crooks.

Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22).

Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22).

Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22).

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22).

Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22).

Action-thriller starring Jason Statham. For a price, an underworld courier will deliver people or packages anywhere, no questions asked. But one job lands him in deep danger.

Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4).

This time on the 'Box, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman (Kim Kardashian), Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, and Good Morning Britain featuring Nigel Farage. (S16 Ep9).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Crown, We Are the Champions, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, and The Great British Bake Off. (S16 Ep12).

With his cover boy looks and cut-glass accent, Adam comes straight off the slopes at Verbier to meet 'ex-pat brat' Sophie. Can diamond in the rough Kevin charm glamazon Meguel? (S7 Ep13/17).

Open House of Horrors: The neighbours don't share Clare's enthusiasm for Halloween, so this year she has to tone it down a bit. And Mitch and Cam host a costume party. (S4 Ep5).

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9/17).

Misbah anxiously awaits updates on Donny, while Diane is shattered by the truth. Jez is running out of time. Nancy reveals a devastating decision. And manipulative Tommy tightens his grip.

Jez is running out of time as his secrets teeter on the edge of exposure. One resident is forced into a corner and makes a shocking confession, while Nancy reveals a devastating decision.

Tempers flare as accusations fly at the McQueens, while Tommy's manipulations tighten their grip. Elsewhere, a mother discovers the truth, and Ro makes a drastic decision.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12/17).

The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22).

Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep16/22).

The Celebration Experimentation: The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party, in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17).

The Application Deterioration: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18).

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens: When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3/22).

A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce: George Sr asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, but the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide at Tam's house. (S2 Ep4).

Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17).

The Last Walt: Claire supports Luke when his friend Walt dies. Phil takes Alex for some father-daughter bonding time, and Haley throws an unauthorised party. (S3 Ep20).

Little Bo Bleep: The family help Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? (S3 Ep13).

The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19).

The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20).

The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21).

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13).

David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22).

Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6).

Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7).

Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer. (S29 Ep8/21).

Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21).

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10).

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11).

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12).

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22).

Ro reaches crisis point when his plans to leave the village fall through, making his parents panic. Meanwhile, Marie takes steps to put things right.

Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22).

Brand new series - A New Era: New dancers. New dances. New teacher. Same old antics. A fresh batch of dancers and meddling moms cause chaos at coach Glo's dance school in Virginia. (S1 Ep1).

Brand new series: The love triangle that has brought chaos to Truetopia culminates in a fiery showdown, while a romantic dinner has a sting in the tail. And a secret pact spirals. (Ep7/9).

Brand new series: Arman's shocking allegations leave Sam Prince seething. Chelsea meets TOWIE as Jazz introduces Demi Sims. And Jules and Alice lock horns in an almighty showdown. (S29 Ep8).

TV's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, I'm a Celebrity. A Jungle Story, 24 Hours in Police Custody, Nigella's Cook, Eat, Repeat, and Naked Attraction. (S16 Ep10).

Colin was born with a birth defect that resulted in a missing leg. With a shared sense of humour, he hits it off with phlebotomist Tracey, but will he reveal his disability? (S7 Ep14/17).

Brand new series: The love triangle that has brought chaos to Truetopia culminates in a fiery showdown, while a romantic dinner has a sting in the tail. And a secret pact spirals. (Ep7/9).

Brand new series: Arman's shocking allegations leave Sam Prince seething. Chelsea meets TOWIE as Jazz introduces Demi Sims. And Jules and Alice lock horns in an almighty showdown. (S29 Ep8).

TV's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, I'm a Celebrity. A Jungle Story, 24 Hours in Police Custody, Nigella's Cook, Eat, Repeat, and Naked Attraction. (S16 Ep10).

Open House of Horrors: The neighbours don't share Clare's enthusiasm for Halloween, so this year she has to tone it down a bit. And Mitch and Cam host a costume party. (S4 Ep5).

A Wall Street Thanksgiving: Murray has to intervene when Marvin reveals that he's become a stockbroker and convinces Barry and his friends to invest money with him. (S5 Ep7/22).

The Circle of Driving Again: When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8/22).

Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school, but Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant, which really doesn't help at all. (S3 Ep19/24).

Tempers flare as accusations fly at the McQueens, while Tommy's manipulations tighten their grip. Elsewhere, a mother discovers the truth, and Ro makes a drastic decision.

Ro reaches crisis point when his plans to leave the village fall through, making his parents panic. Meanwhile, Marie takes steps to put things right.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Spin a Yarn: Gordon Ramsay tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13/17).

Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned gets a cute new dog. (S26 Ep18/22).

The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep19/22).

The Solder Excursion Diversion: Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19).

The Big Bear Precipitation: Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20).

A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries: Dr Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, but Mary is unhappy. (S2 Ep5).

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan: Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. (S2 Ep6).

Planes, Trains & Cars: The Dunphys want a new car and Phil makes a spontaneous purchase without Claire. Jay is determined to sort his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny. (S3 Ep21).

Disneyland: Nothing is more quintessential to good old family fun than a trip to Disneyland - but not without a side of motion sickness, achy feet and a wayward toddler. (S3 Ep22).

Me? Jealous?: Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad, that he doesn't notice when Claire thinks that Tad is being inappropriate with her. (S3 Ep14).

The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22).

The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23).

The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24).

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22).

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts a bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16).

Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8).

When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9).

Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21).

Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21).

The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13).

The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14).

The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15).

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22).

The teens are caught red-handed, and Ste fears for his son. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes, and Diane catches the end of a suspicious conversation.

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22).

Brand new series - Stung By the Queen Bee: After a disaster at last week's competition, new Dance Mom Corinne makes a beeline for the mom of Audrey, Miss Glo's favourite student. (S1 Ep2).

Brand new series: After a shock exit, the Honesty Box presents some of the toughest questions yet, forcing raw and uncomfortable truths. And one couple seal the deal with a kiss. (Ep8/9).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, The Crown, I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, Naked Attraction, and BBC News on Dominic Cummings. (S16 Ep11).

Nicola's been divorced twice but is still young at heart and hopes for a new love. Mark, who has Crohn's disease, has lost his body confidence but is now ready to conquer his fear. (S7 Ep5).

Visual glazing enhancer (window cleaner) Daniel bonds with Margot Robbie lookalike Lora over nostril waxing and raving, but is he over his ex? Fireman Mark fans Ellie's flame. (S7 Ep16/17).

Brand new series: After a shock exit, the Honesty Box presents some of the toughest questions yet, forcing raw and uncomfortable truths. And one couple seal the deal with a kiss. (Ep8/9).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, The Crown, I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, Naked Attraction, and BBC News on Dominic Cummings. (S16 Ep11).

Michon's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-run smokehouse in Atlanta. Can Gordon help the unwell owner address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11/17).

New Year's Eve: Jay plans a family trip to Palm Springs to celebrate New Year at what he thinks is a great hotel. But the accommodation turns out to be less than stellar. (S4 Ep11).

Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9/22).

We Didn't Start the Fire: Erica tells Beverly that she's going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff and his family. Pops gives Barry advice on how to be cool. (S5 Ep10/22).

Dungeons & Dragons, Anyone?: Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides that she wants to leave home to go to college. (S3 Ep20/24).

Ro reaches crisis point when his plans to leave the village fall through, making his parents panic. Meanwhile, Marie takes steps to put things right.

The teens are caught red-handed, and Ste fears for his son. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes, and Diane catches the end of a suspicious conversation.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10/17).

Let's Go Fly a Coot: Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's Dutch cousin. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force. (S26 Ep20/22).

Bull-E: Bart is picked on at the school dance, so Marge convinces Springfield's authorities to pass anti-bullying legislation. But then Homer is arrested for victimising Ned. (S26 Ep21/22).

The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21).

The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22).

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon: Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage. (S2 Ep7).

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius: Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage. (S2 Ep8).

Tableau Vivant: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to order lunch, and Cam and Claire can't agree on how to discipline children. (S3 Ep23).

Baby on Board: Trying to adopt another child has been an emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam. They bring Gloria in as translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily. (S3 Ep24).

Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15).

The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1).

The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2).

The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3).

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22).

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22).

Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10).

Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12).

King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21).

Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21).

The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks that she gives him. (S5 Ep16).

The Rothman Disintegration: Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17).

The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18).

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22).

Things turn physical when Darren demands answers from Rex. Lucas receives comforting advice from an unlikely source. And reassuring words to Nancy strike a chord with Freddie.

The D'oh-cial Network: Lisa creates a social networking phenomenon, SpringFace, but is called to trial when Springfield's obsession with it causes chaos. (S23 Ep11/22).

Brand new series - Pointe of No Return: Glo gives Audrey a complex ballet routine. But Lemony Snicket's got nothing on the shocking series of unfortunate events that ensues. (S1 Ep3).

Brand new series: Truetopia's final chapter unfolds. Who can prove that their connection is built on strength and authenticity? The pressure's on. The truth has never mattered more. (Ep9/9).

TV's armchair critics watch I'm a Celebrity, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Tiny World, The Undoing, Good Morning Britain, and BBC News on lockdown tiers. (S16 Ep13).

Lee from Leigh meets the girl of his dreams but forgets her name. And in a First Dates first, a mum and son, Jane and Bobby, visit the restaurant together, each looking for love. (S7 Ep17).

The dating show that dares to bare all. Wrestler Iain is looking for the one to pin him down for good. Bi-curious Leon wants to share his new body with a special someone. (S8 Ep1/5).

Brand new series: Truetopia's final chapter unfolds. Who can prove that their connection is built on strength and authenticity? The pressure's on. The truth has never mattered more. (Ep9/9).

TV's armchair critics watch I'm a Celebrity, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Tiny World, The Undoing, Good Morning Britain, and BBC News on lockdown tiers. (S16 Ep13).

The dating show that dares to bare all. Wrestler Iain is looking for the one to pin him down for good. Bi-curious Leon wants to share his new body with a special someone. (S8 Ep1/5).

Open House of Horrors: The neighbours don't share Clare's enthusiasm for Halloween, so this year she has to tone it down a bit. And Mitch and Cam host a costume party. (S4 Ep5).

The Goldberg Girls: Beverly seeks her children's advice on assembling a circle of friends for her later years. Geoff's romantic gestures begin to annoy Erica. (S5 Ep11/22).

Dinner with the Goldbergs: Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal. (S5 Ep12/22).

Rush: When Barry insists that Beverly always favours Adam, she tries to make amends. Murray's not happy about Erica's new boyfriend, a fanatical music fan. (S3 Ep21/24).

Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12).

Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13).

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17).

Mathlete's Feat: Groundskeeper Willie coaches Lisa and the school Mathlympics team for an important maths quiz. (S26 Ep22/22).

Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit. (S29 Ep2/21).

The Line Substitution Solution: Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23).

The Convergence Convergence: Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24).

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero: Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9).

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts: Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship. (S2 Ep10).

Bringing Up Baby: The start of the fourth series of the Emmy-winning comedy. Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1).

Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2).

Virgin Territory: It's a day of disturbing realisations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments. Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret. (S3 Ep16).

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4).

The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5).

The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6).

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater: Unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects, Sheldon runs for class president. (S2 Ep19).

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross: Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20).

Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13).

A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14).

Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21).

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21).

The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19).

The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20).

The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21).

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22).

Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator J.J. Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15).

Moe Goes from Rags to Riches: Moe is heckled for having no real pals so his best friend, the beloved bar rag, narrates his incredible 1000-year journey to Springfield. (S23 Ep12/22).

Brand new series - Add Insult to Injury: Glo considers bringing a new dancer in, sparking fear and loathing in Virginia among the moms. And one girl gets benched. (S1 Ep4).

The Fashion Show: It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show. It's only for the cool kids, so our heroes aren't involved - until a last-minute hitch. (S3 Ep1/6).

The Gig and the Girlfriend: To impress a girl in the year below, Simon attends his first concert since he saw Take That with his mum. But Will, Jay and Neil tag along too. (S3 Ep2/6).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Mariah Carey's Magical Christmas Special, Coronation Street, and Good Morning Britain (Matt Hancock and the vaccine). (S16 Ep14).

Kelly from Brighton needs some TLC but isn't sure if she wants a man or a woman. Carlo from Somerset is looking for the perfect woman after surviving leukaemia. (S8 Ep2/5).

Comedian Vince, who usually only gets a Valentine's card from his mum, meets Brigitte Bardot lookalike Anna. Elaine's looking for a twinkle-toed gentleman. Does Steve have the right moves.

The ABCs of Beth: Rick and Beth visit Froopyland, an imaginary world that Rick created for Beth during her childhood. Jerry dates an alien warrior priestess. (S3 Ep9/10).

: Brand new series - SOMEONE COME BRING ME FOOD AND ENTERTAIN ME!: Animated comedy. A mysterious murder and strange goings on plunge a girls' trip to the snow into terror. (Ep5).

Brand new series - Foxcroft Academy for Boys: Animated adult comedy. A boy goes missing from a prestigious New England prep school. (S3 Ep5).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Mariah Carey's Magical Christmas Special, Coronation Street, and Good Morning Britain (Matt Hancock and the vaccine). (S16 Ep14).

Kelly from Brighton needs some TLC but isn't sure if she wants a man or a woman. Carlo from Somerset is looking for the perfect woman after surviving leukaemia. (S8 Ep2/5).

Heart Broken: A Valentine's Day romp between Phil and Claire's alter egos, Clive Bixby and Juliana, takes an unexpected turn that lands Claire in hospital. (S4 Ep15).

The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13/22).

Hail Barry: Despite his lack of sporting prowess, Barry tries to join the school football team. (S5 Ep14/22).

Smother's Day: Beverly's upset when Barry and Erica forget to buy her a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead. (S3 Ep22/24).

A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14).

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17).

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21).

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21).

The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together. Penny's family arrive in town. (S10 Ep1).

The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2).

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11).

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12).

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3).

The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4).

Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17).

The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7).

The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8).

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9).

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21).

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22).

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16).

The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18).

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21).

You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25).

The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22).

The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23).

The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24).

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22).

Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16).

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22).

Brand new series - New Mom, New Problems: Audrey sets her sights on regaining her position as top dog after recovering from injury. But new girl Gina puts a spanner in the works. (S1 Ep5).

Action-thriller starring Jason Statham. For a price, an underworld courier will deliver people or packages anywhere, no questions asked. But one job lands him in deep danger.

YouTuber Jay has no problem sliding into girls' DMs but can't make connections in real life. Victoria has a thing for younger women and is after her very own Warrior Princess. (S8 Ep3/5).